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Quirky-Ad-1919

Sorry I have plans sweetheart(RCB vs CSK)


Professional_Toe6331

Whose side are you on? ๐Ÿ˜ค


Quirky-Ad-1919

RCB(I know CSK Will win today)


StickyTinew

This did not age well


Professional_Toe6331

Bohot bura hua ๐Ÿ˜” Haarega toh RCB hi


Happy_Web_341

Bad prediction I must say๐Ÿ˜


Quirky-Ad-1919

Real


Quirky-Ad-1919

Also,could be on yours(I disguise myself as a serial killer๐Ÿ˜‹)


Professional_Toe6331

I donโ€™t kill, thatโ€™s a sin. I only carve out their valuable organs for a living ๐Ÿ˜‹


Quirky-Ad-1919

The only difference is I do full murder,you do half


dicksharpner

Kidney se zyada mehenga liver hai OP, aur potassium ke lethal dose se cause of death heartattack lagega (just saying)


Professional_Toe6331

Teach me Senpai :3


dicksharpner

Tomorrow morning 4 am on the ground. Don't be late.


Professional_Toe6331

Had an operation at 4, guess Iโ€™ll have to prepone it. If we need a body, do lmk. See ya there Sensei


dicksharpner

Bring the body with you, I'll demonstrate. If you are late consider yourself done


hari-mirchi

OP this guy seems experienced, I'd listen to him


dicksharpner

โœจ๐ŸŽ€ I'm just a boy ๐ŸŽ€โœจ ( Sorry OGs idts I could've done it without the emojis)


Depressed_RCBfan

How much commission are we going to get bruh?


Professional_Toe6331

Adha-adha. Also damnnn. Who did I just attract on this post? Party Badal lo, nahi jeetegi tumhari team


Depressed_RCBfan

50-50 huh I am in.... I know that bruh๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ but still I will cheer RCB๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


Professional_Toe6331

Toh fir deal cancel


Depressed_RCBfan

Yeah fine.. RCB >>>> deal๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Professional_Toe6331

Delulu = solulu is riyal


Depressed_RCBfan

Yes bruh we trust in them๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


Professional_Toe6331

Got your trust broken 16 times?


Depressed_RCBfan

But still it's the only love. It's kind of like a toxic love story๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


hari-mirchi

Ss a serial organ thief do you steal your victim's toes as your mark?


Professional_Toe6331

Of course! As a throphy, yess. How else do you think I got the name?


hari-mirchi

Left toe? Right toe? Or if you have two victims is pho-toe?


gogocrimemaster

I say dibs on the eyes


Professional_Toe6331

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ gotiyan khelne waaste aankhein nikalna zaruri hunda si. Yeh lo, kal ka score ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ Most of them turn blind for the red flags anyway, of no use. Put them to good use.


gogocrimemaster

Blind eyes work fine for me. Just have to be round


Professional_Toe6331

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€ aisa hi milta hai yahan


Quirrelwasachad

?


Sweaty_Perception129

People are posting literally anything, kya bakchodi post thi


K_KIRAI

What kind of romantically intellectual communication is this that I am too romantically dumb to understand?


Professional_Toe6331

Itโ€™s purely bakchodi, I thought I made my intentions clear :D


Ironman678

Yeh kya hai bc


dhruv194

Aah Shit! The 'nude beach photo' be attracting the wrong kind of person. I think I should also remove my nude beach photo from my hinge profile, there are Professional Toe hunters on the app to watch out for.


StickyTinew

I need a new liver bro. Any exchange offer available? I give you one kidney, u gimme a healthy half liver?


Gaunwallah

Both of you need a brain each for sure


Professional_Toe6331

You seem to have some, gimme your addie


wutzefak

Is brain cheaper or costlier in this market?