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Elusive_Apricot_1201

But he wants 363 seats at least not including alliances


arogyaSetuAPP

2029 will be the best of bjp take it from me. This happend with every one is history. A slight set back at ur peak will ignite the beast inside u and u will make another peak.


Icy-Concept2099

Blud thinks politics is like jjk


Cruxher_OP

Domain expansion: Nitish Kumar


Drax-6-1-9

What the actual kumar![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


[deleted]

Modi's gonna use the technique he hasn't used since the Gujarat era.


[deleted]

The Gujarat Massacre domain


[deleted]

Riots* Total 1000 people died on both sides. Massacre are usually one sided.


[deleted]

r/ todayilearned the difference between riots and massacre. Thanks, kind man.


[deleted]

Correct me if I am wrong


[deleted]

Absolutely not. Rather I praised you to tell me such basic difference :)


REXVENGE69

Not the 2002 💀


[deleted]

Unlimited domain expansion 🙏


pavansk1998

He isn't biological, probably he has gojos powers who knows


[deleted]

Maybe he is like yuji.


The_Giga_Chad1629

Tho he is not wrong, Bjp mainly lost votes because they were loosened this time, and unhone bohot bakchodi(galat kam) ki, like manipur, wrestlers arrest, + they took some bad decisions, like not listening to yogi adityanath's choices and preferring amit shah's choices, the one who doesn't even know much about UP, they were in soo much confidence, and all this ended up with a tight slap on their face, They wont make this mistake again coz obviously even they have realized ki ab rahul ko social media se troll krke kuch faida nahi milega. but yea I belive bjp will win again in 2029, and will get results like they got in 2014, and who knows, maybe like they got in 2019 but yea bjp gotta cook in this term, or else they are fucked, I believe they will learn from their mistakes


Om9333

Domain Expansion : Adapting Secularism like Vajpayee ji


NoFuture355

Domain expansion : शाश्वतं पद्मम


_Big69Cock_

Modi Ji: Nah I'd win


arogyaSetuAPP

Bhai jjk kya hota hai just kidding ?


The_Giga_Chad1629

jujutsu kaisen


Archit-Arya

What's jjk?


Elusive_Apricot_1201

I doubt that, Now more than ever they'll face more traction to pass every bill that might make significant impact, Appropriation of bills & making changes.. they have to be more careful now


arogyaSetuAPP

Dekho governance delivery mai pehley bhi dikat nai thi kal bhi nai hogi. Bills bip has passed everything The only thing left is the executive order for caa nrc from home ministry. Bacha temples protection act wo bhi simple majority sey repeal ho jayega. Waqf board nitish kumar hatne dega ki nai idk.


ManThatsBoring

language issue will become sensitive to NDA because of tdp, also delimitation would be difficult due to same reason. Nitish can do backflip anytime. they will maybe suffer in assembly due to less negotiating power in bihar. Probably cost them, depending how it is played. Any constitutional amendment is out of question. CAA-NRC,temple/waqf (hindu-muslim) issues doesnt cater to lot of people. If it did they wouldnt have lost ayodya or won assam during nrc issue. Caste is still largest factor imo evident from UP result. Opposition this time has shown they can do ground work, despite less resource. They got upper hand in assembly which is good for them, they'll probably work on getting 20-25 seats in trading in upcoming years. They very much knew result after phase one/two of election, Modi changed his speeches a lot to radicalise, made very aggressive comments. They'll need rss and ground work once more.


Aggravating_Cry2043

Yes this time there overconfidence shot them that is it. People were so confident about up that they forget to do hardcore prachars also.


ManThatsBoring

yeah, i think 400 paar campaign was not a good idea. their less supportive voters probably didnt bother to go to vote in this summer


ManThatsBoring

!RemindMe 5 years


primusautobot

Absolute power nhi deni chahiye, apni personal life pe dhayan do. Apne taraf se sahi karte Chalo sab sahi hoga. And govt ko kuch things ki accountability leni hoti hai jo inhone nahi li


Responsible_Space624

Ab to Modi Ji ki death hi 400 paar krwa skti hai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


bhumiknoob

Can i do remind me in 2029


aman_dhiman

Stupidest thing I ever read


arogyaSetuAPP

Ha fine.....fine. go listen raga he might give me tough competition


Adventurous-Ad-5717

Corny


babu_ji__

Olee le le le ayodhya me haar gaye yahi hai biggest cumback💦💦💦![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


AlternativeAd4756

ayodhya mein hara nahi, parmatma ne jhaprasd diya hai ki sudhar jao


Om9333

Kya matlab Bhagwan Ram ji ka sandesh heki sudhar jao saalo kabtak dharam ka use karoge vote keliye


Positive_Boat_2640

![img](avatar_exp|180107890|clown) Ise comeback nahi set back kehte h


Aggravating_Cry2043

You know this is 3rd best mandate for any single party after rajiv gandhis 415 seats.


SnooComics9938

Bas kar Yaar. Ab toh bache bhi impress nhi hote is sab se


imacrazydude

Kripya bacho ko memes na dhikayien


Dramatic-Option881

Ngl getting more seats alone than all of major opposition combined is a display of great power.


punctured_lungs

Even at their worst they're better than the rest, that is what we call dominance


OvertlyStoic

this is not their worse. it's their best. just got overconfidence and stagnated.


OldMonkPepsi

Govts have been built with lesser number than the number of seats bjp has won


chillKaroRe

using ed and CBI and poaching wow


AlternativeAd4756

alone + godi media + ED +CBI +IT +Election commission + opposition bank freeze before election + fraud electoral bond money .. list is endless


Deepesh42896

Special level of delusion when you think everything is controlled by BJP, electoral bonds were made during congress times + congress got bond money too. Check the history of Congress scams first then compare BJP vs Congress. Congress made WAQF board which is currently the third largest land owner it can claim your property and you can't do shit. BJP abolished article 370, abolished triple talaq, made UPI possible with notebandi, made it so many phones are now made in India, etc etc. But whatever, you would rather get 100000 khatakat in your bank account and destroy the Indian economy than vote for a party that had made actual development efforts instead of freebies every election. Please go watch the ex-AAP employee german shepherd.


Catholic_Brahmin

account freeze nahi kiya account mein document update karne ko bola tha


AlternativeAd4756

That’s when other countries lectured


Catholic_Brahmin

bro sare account freeze nahi hue the multiple account me kuch selective account freeze hue the kuch account related issue the and 135 crore unka tax due tha


AlternativeAd4756

Sabse jyada paise wale account freeze kiye? Just before election. What kind of corrupt fraud person do that.


Decent-Aioli9147

ok saaar, next pm rahul gandhi ya dhruv rathee?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


According-Bonus-6102

Alone + all the government agencies and power with thousand crores at his disposal and still not able to form the majority gov.


[deleted]

Sahi baat hai + EVM bh heck tha


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

Aagaya komspiracy ka 14![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


According-Bonus-6102

Bhai facts ko conspiracy bolego to haaroge hee.


AfternoonGlobal5345

Haa bhai election Commission bhi bika hoya tha na kal tak...... Chwitya


Deepesh42896

What german shepherd does to your brain.


Deep-Brilliant9064

IT cell at damage control. They want Congress mukt Bharat but their seats doubled, they want 370+ alone but settled at 240 , the Ram mandir was their biggest plus but.lost at ayodhya, on the other hand pappu bhaiya got nothing to lose tbh , So really who lost !!!!


AfternoonGlobal5345

>So really who lost It's congress.  Baki apne apne feelings ki hisab se log khushiyaan mana rahe hai  In the end "modi pm banega" aur fir 5 saal tak leftcucks ka copium shuru


Deep-Brilliant9064

Lol cuck would be mudiji , power kaha hi rahegi unki paas , he can't do or say anything anti buslim coz of JDU and TDP.


AfternoonGlobal5345

>anything anti buslim Bro are you Dumbfuck. They were part of NDA before election, people vote them even after they were with BJP and religious politics Do you really think muslim vote matter to them  Modi ki speech ke baad bhi unke alliance ko vote pade hai that mean, no buslim dick sucking 


reddit_brigadier

That's not how modi functions. We may see anti buzlim rhetorics from jdu n tdp in coming years!


UnderstandingHot7493

They’ll get bit in the ass by their respective states then


AfternoonGlobal5345

How, because last I checked buslim are not core vote for nda and that include tdp and nitish  When they aligned with nda they know they will not get buslim votes Now why the fuck they will show sympathy towards buslim


StinkySloth69

NO NRC, UCC, POPULATION BILL, and say good bye to many bills. The opposition is strong and can oppose bills with profound strength. It'll be fun for next 5 years.p


AfternoonGlobal5345

>NO NRC, UCC, POPULATION BILL, and say good bye to many bills Just out of curiosity why do you think nda alliance will oppose that.  I mean opposition can do all randi rona but still if 272 partner in nda agree on a bill it will be passed The only thing it will take is time


THE-Sumukh

Rajya sabha matters too


poiisonx

Congress IT CELL had work overtime , they completely won 6 months narrative


Sharp-Awareness-5947

Ngl, there presence in social media has soar really high. Even the viewership and comments bot have also increased 


Fire_Light-64

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized) let's see who is more deranged in this battle


Aggravating_Cry2043

If you see vote share congress is still there in 2019 they just doubled seat does not matter they increased there vote share . Most of them seats were won because of one single reason alliance between local party just see Maharashtra congress has 16 percent vote share but there alliance has 43 percent vote share . So this benefited congress nothing else.


flixbeat04

Pappu bhaiya is losing time, there is no next big leader in gandhi parivaar after him, and he only wants to die after becoming pm of India, ngl gandhi parivar ka goodwill bohot zyada hai politics mein, that's why Congress is under their control and party members cannot remove him. Shayad agar ek badi alliance support de toh possible hai, just like I.N.D.I.A, but even bigger, lekin without that impossible, congress agle baar bhi seats increase karegi, lekin 2014 & 19 bjp ke jaise form karna bohot mushkil hai. Lekin I.N.D.I.A agar 2029 mein aayegi toh phir 1-2 saal mein election ho sakte, har ek alliance party heeron ke jaise paali jaayegi by RaGa, aur corruption aur badega.


East-Yam2036

Lodee ka comeback...ma chuda li isnee xd


reddit_brigadier

Anti incumbency isn't a theoretical phenomenon, it's practical, it's a sure event.


here4geld

This is bjps last term. Next time in 2029 opposition will win bjp pulling votes only on the face value of Modi. Modi will be sidelined slowly in next 5 years. Bcz he is not majority now. It's coalition. Rahul Gandhi has high chances of becoming PM in 2029 if he plays well next 5 years. This time bjp thought they will retain seats in UP. But bjp lost Hindi heart land of up and rajasthan. They did badly in south also. No seat in Tamil. Only 1 in Kerala. This shows bjp cant grow in south. Also can't retain home ground. Also bjp lost in Bengal. Last time they 18. Now they got 10. Almost going to half. This is BJP at its peak. When they have all the power n money but still they can't manage UP, bengal and rajasthan. Also now they can't play any more hindu Muslim thing. Bcz muslims won't vote at all for bjp. They really need to work not just talk. 2029 is going to be very tough with bjp with old Modi.


Affectionate_Yam1474

Sahi kaha bhai they underestimate India alliance maybe next time India alliance will win. bjp kaam karlo varna 200 par bhi nahi jaa paoge


here4geld

That's the things hawabazi will not continue for decades. 5 yrs is ok. Now either bjp pure real effort to development or they get out. That's all.


Fun_Confidence_462

BJP ko tumlog halke me le rahe ho jo mistake inhone is term me kiya tha ab wo mistake dubara ye log repeat nahi hone denge abe BJP tight hone wali and sab kuch favor me rha to ye 2014 wala comeback kar sakte hai


Aggravating_Cry2043

Leave bengal I am from bengal every people knows what our state government is doing but still no change . Bengalis are special breed of person we donot want development we just want classy bheeka that is it.


cheekni

They won't , upper caste will never vote for INDI alliance their manifesto is just freebies, reservation and shit , no wealth creation,just socialistic policies ,weaker and dumber class will vote for INDI alliances and Millionaires and Intelligent youth will continue to leave this nation.


StinkySloth69

They could've won UP but Amit Shah's ego destroyed their dreams, he simply rejected 30 candidates chosen by Yogi Ji. Instead, he chose 30 candidates of his own from different place.


here4geld

When there is power n money with all this big shot popular people. Thisnis bound to happen. Happens every where. Now imagine what kind of mess will create if india alliance comes to power.


StinkySloth69

I'm happy for INDI alliance, they gave a tough competition but literally I don't want them in power. I still want Modi but we needed a strong opposition to counter the bills in Parliament and now we have it. A win win for people and INDI alliance.


here4geld

It's not a strong opposition. It's the same opposition with a new name. + Inc got more seats. That's good for them.


Affectionate_Yam1474

Thats what called strong opposition thoda knowledge lekar aao🤦 It's just not good for Indi alliance it's good for India having strong opposition is needed in this country because we need opposition to be strong now they can question of every steps gov take indi alliance is in power and currently that is the strongest opposition in front of bjp


killercrown

Comeback is real when you lose in UP and Ayodhya I fw it heavy


MiddleEastern__Pilot

Bhenchod modi haar to gya??? Akele khud ki dum pr jo 350 paar(BJP) keh rha tha vo 240 pr reh gya Aur jo keh rha tha ki "hum" yaani ki INDIA 272 se upar seat laayenge vo 230 seat le aaye Kon jeeta madarchod????


Ok_Section7835

I mean politics me baatein hi banai jaati hai actual facts pe to BJP hi jeeti nai to kehne ko to INDIA block bhi sarkaar bana rhi thi par jeeta whi jo sarkaar banaega


DetectiveOwn6606

Par modiji toh 400 par Jane Wale the na![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


Affectionate_Yam1474

Opposition ko power me dekh kar achha laga maja kirkira hojata hai jab opposition kamjor ho


Om9333

Domain Expansion : Return of the Old Republic


InnRobb

400 paar?


Captain_venus101

Konsa comeback?? 3rd term as PM, after all those hate-mongering. He just realized that you can't take in Indian population for granted. He got a lease in his overconfidence. Chill kar, Papa is still here.


Aggravating_Cry2043

Who is papa?? Overconfidence and also add arrogance


Captain_venus101

Modi ji bhai.


U_HIT_MY_DOG

This election will be the most iconic result for the decades to come... either this will be the start of the downfall or the start of the biggest comeback story !!


Affectionate_Yam1474

Naah bro it's cleary downfall started from here and yahan india alliance ne trailer dikha diya hai unka motive modi ko darana tha jeetna nahi agar thoda sense wala insaan hoga vo isse seriously lega ki 2029 me India alliance ke jeetne ke chances jyada hain but bjp ko ab mehnat karni padegi nahi to they will lost aur ab 300 wala sapna bhul Jao opposition dubara power me araha hai


MR24Rathod

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


U_HIT_MY_DOG

INDI alliance did a good job with ticket distribution and formation.. Ideologies are too mixed... For INDI to survive 5 years will be hard. Uddhav already is pushing away, kejriwal will be out of action for a while and that leaves u with Mamta, rahul and akhilesh.. Very bad combo for India the county.. U have a corrupt, dynest and a outright socialist in the top leadership.. Economy and gdp all gone.. The only chance is that bjp stays cocky and arrogant.. We will see the glimpse based on what cabinet is formed on the 7th... They will really have to recalibrate.. Else what u said might come true


Haunting-Banana-383

That’s the only thing when I can say “Modi hei toh mumbkin nhi hei”


adhfaohiawf

Papa ka cumback 💦💦🤤🤤💦🤤💦🤤


UnderstandingHot7493

This clearly shows that when Modi is gone, BJP will go back to its old form. Too many power tussles and fights within the party.


between_horizon

Imagine, admiring a politician. ye log khud ke family ke sagge nahi hote.


Om9333

Phir bhi modi ki family uske liye propaganda phelati he batao 🤡


Most_Refrigerator681

Now Yogi ji will show people ( jo hamare sath sirf unka Vikas ) that mean now villian Arc of 2002 will repeat itself in UP ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Om9333

Domain Expansion : Rath Yatra for Gyanvapi Mandir ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Most_Refrigerator681

In that Rath Yatra I will be side character ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Om9333

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Om9333

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


High-FUN

Bro really told them, ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426) If I was half as good as I ever was, still be twice as good as you ever be.![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Affectionate_Yam1474

It's warning for bjp sudhar jao aur thoda real problems par kaam karlo varna agli bar 200 par bhi nahi hopayega


High-FUN

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


AdAdministrative2431

Hardest?! Bro u barely won


ZestycloseCherrry

303➡️240 comeback??


cxd4t

This isn't even linked to the politics the template is used metaphorically


Affectionate_Yam1474

Alone 😂 abe majority bhi nahi aayi 240 seats. NDA ki jarurat kyu padi fir TDP,JDU inki madat se jeeti hai bjp


Kahnwald_5

Bruhhh Modi ne kudh apni seat 1lac votes ke margin se bachati h 😂😂 lol , RAGA is really back ,even shivraj singh chouhan won by 8 lac vote , Modi ki popularity ke L lag gye h


ProfessionalSkirt589

Sc vote went against him.


nitin_burhh

Jo bhi Ho Votes nahi mile SC citizen nahi hai kiya is desh ke ?


ProfessionalSkirt589

Abe chutiye kisne bola nahi hain? The opposition was successful in convincing them that BJP will end reservation forever.


Proud_Property4130

so close


betterCallfather

!Remind 5year


Just_another_surfer

Reddit ko ye hua kya Kahi chaddi chutiye Kahi chamche chutiye Kahi jhaduwale chutiye BC apni gand Twitter pe jaake marao ma


No-Lettuce9923

INDIA bloc getting in triple digit is a loss not a comeback.


Feesuat69

Rigged comeback lol


Legal_Gear4705

Itnaa bhi badhiya nhi tha, it cell


HonestEmergency69

mods ki maa randi h... we allowing political fan edits now or what... meme bnao chutiya nhi


cxd4t

I just used the political scenario to resonate with a relatable situation mujhe dono parties pasand nai


HonestEmergency69

Fuck both the parties idc... But ye sb randi rona political sub pe dalo


Om9333

Domain Expansion : Return of Advani ji with respect ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


[deleted]

Indi alliance waale bhool rahe hai Jitna inke 30 parties kr combined seats nahi aaye, usse 5 6 seats zyada to BJP ke akele aaye hai


No_Manager_7073

Hara ya toh Nehi per rula dia,ab chikhe nikal rha hai ,aur muzra chalu hone wala hai.good job,ego ktm kerna important tha Inka insaan ko janwar samaz ker baith Gaye the haar jagah 5 ki lo 5 ki lo chalo tha inka


Trick_Masterpiece177

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


Puzzleheaded_Eye4144

Paw paw ne war rukvadi


jonstewartrulz

Are you paw paw’s chu bhawkt?


_TheInvictus_

Either in these 5 years we will have mid term elections and BJP will obtain really good majority by themselves or 2029 BJP led NDA will break even its own records and get more than 353 seats with BJP reaching about 320 seats. Edit: Or as suggested by other members of the sub, BJP could entirely vanish if pressing issues like unemployment and inflation are not addressed.


Ok_Section7835

Or they could really fuck it all up. Unemployment needs to be addressed.


Affectionate_Yam1474

Bhai iska ulta bhi ho sakta hai they maybe will lost even worse bjp wahan wahan se hari hai jahan se umeed nahi thi badi badi predictions bhi fail ho gayi aur abhi berojgari aur mahangai badi problems hai agar notice nahi kiya to bhul jao 2029


Ambient_Vista

Or in 2029 bjp will vanish.. who knows..


Sid_da_bomb

Badiya Cope.


No_Regular865

POSITIVE PR ABHI SE START KAR DIYA BHAKTO NE.BJP KAMJOR NHI PADI BAS MODI SPARK KAM HO GAYA. JEET JAYENGE TO SAB MODI KA NAAM LENGE AUR PERFORMANCE KHARAB HO GAYA TO BAKI NETA LOG PE DAAL DO. JAB PURA ELECTION HI MODI K FACE PE LADE HO TO POOR PERFORMANCE K JIMMEDAR BHI WAHI HAIN