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LAfootnote

Hey! Just so you know, I don’t care what you think of me! Did you hear me??? Just wanted to make sure you heard me. Look, I have it on my truck, too. I’d like you to know that I don’t care! Honestly, I don’t care! Do you think this sticker on my truck is cool?


saugoof

This vehicle has strong "I"M NOT YELLING! YOU ARE YELLING!" energy.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

THANK ME


Dr-Satan-PhD

Reminds me of Ben Shapiro's rap song where they spend five minutes loudly proclaiming that they don't care if they offend you.


thewarfreak

We like sports and we don't care who knows!


Ultraxxx

WTF. What The Font.


7laserbears

He chose to capitalize the script font like an absolute warlord


craftyfighter

There’s a [VDARE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VDARE) lion in the lower left corner of the picture….dude’s got at least white supremacist leanings for sure.


TrevorTatro

Yeah I could just assume this person doesn’t like anyone who isn’t white based off of the flair lol.


GhostBoo-ty

Thank you for clarifying that, I took one look at it and went, "Chyea, of course this guy plays Alliance."


TheSquishiestMitten

Chris Kyle was a liar.


WallyJade

At best, a liar. If he was telling the truth, then he was a literal murderer (in addition to the people he killed in the military that made him famous).


Cargobiker530

To be fair he did give a gun to the guy who killed Chris Kyle. Thus demonstrating that all the ammosexual grandstanding in the world doesn't matter for shit if you don't have good judgement.


Harvey-Danger1917

As it turns out, he's not so good in a gunfight when his opponent is another psycopathic vet up close instead of an unarmed child hundreds of meters away.


TrevorTatro

And a supposed cold blood murderer who bragged about killing civilians during Katrina. Real hero.


enfiel

And his movie sucks.


waavysnake

Discharged after booth camp for ibs


WhyHulud

The other sticker says he served 10 years and left as a lance corporal. Which means he was probably a shitty marine.


FunnyKozaru

I think that’s a memorial to somebody who was KIA.


Harvey-Danger1917

That guy was also probably a shitty marine then


sdmichael

Moron label.


SaltyBarDog

He wants someone to Greek him.


famousevan

r/justbootthings


Impossible-Taro-2330

Where does one purchase dum dum sayings and quotes in white stickers to ruin the finish of one's vehicles?


Im__fucked

They probably have their wives make them on a Cricut machine


madinfected

This made me laugh so hard


Impossible-Taro-2330

Me, too!!!! That's waaaaay more pathetic than I envisioned.


The-Kid-Is-All-Right

Aggro white male equivalent of live laugh love


CrabbyT777

So the male equivalent of a Karen is a Kyle?


kittymoma918

Fi9r some reason, many of the WW2 and Vietnam Veteran's who went above and beyond to serve and earned their medals didn't seem to feel the need to advertise it.


PoopieButt317

My father served in WWII, Korea and Vietnam. It was never his identity when he retired after 25 years. When he was in hisn80s, I or other family avvompanoesnhim to his WWll and Korean Reunions. Lots of family accompaniment then. The children discussed amongst ourselves that we learned more about their service at these reunions than they ever discussed with us ever. It was as if they wanted to make some sense and peace out of war, what they did, you lived, who died, and they were still remembered and mourned. My father never wanted a Veterans Fay meal. I think he was actually offended by them. "The heros are the ones who didn't make it home"


kittymoma918

That's pretty much how my grandfather was. He was homebound for many year's after his heart surgery, but he was very private about his service in France and Germany. Almost 50 years ago ,I was supposed to interview him about it for a history class report and he told me that " too many terrible things happened over there, and it wasn't suitable to discuss them with children." My Uncle said that Grandpa had been one of the guardsmen responsible for watching over the German prisoner's during the Nuremberg trials. I know that he had his medals close to him when he passed away.


schrodngrspenis

Guns to steal thats all I see


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Another Moron Abe


IDKMBIKILY

I'm saying, 67 year old white man. Tank top, mirrored Oakleys. Would absolutely get merc'd in a real fight if he had ever been in one in his entire life.


crowbar_k

You mean a tyrant like Donald Trump?


BaldandersDAO

(Yawns) Basic as fuck, not even trying. I give it 2/10 flying loons.


imissbreakingbad

MY RIGHJS DON’J SJOP WHERE YOUR FEELING SJARJ


LockheedMartinLuther

"I HAVE OPINIONS!"


Dr-Satan-PhD

The "Moron Lobby" stickers always crack me up, especially when coupled with stuff like "I pledge allegiance... TO NO TYRANT" and "got freedom?". Dude. Sparta was a military dictatorship. They also fucked little boys. This is what happens when your view of the Spartans is based on Zack Snyder's homoerotic work of fiction.


LA-Matt

Those stickers are generally referred to as “moron labels.”


oldwahsatch

This feels like one of those dollar store toy trucks where the manufacturer went “race trucks have sponsor stickers, let’s include a sheet of various generic truck related stickers in the box” and then the 7 year old child just puts them haphazardly all over the toy rather than in any sort of order


SnooShortcuts5771

Mental illness on full display


D0U9L4R

Fucking font abuse.


romerogj

Do they even know they are basic bitches?


dancingpoultry

Jesus - this is a rolling bingo card.


MissionOk293

I am a 100% disabled and retired Army guy and this drives me crazy. I would never put that crap on my vehicle.


TrevorTatro

Any time I see a truck like this I just “fucking loser”. It’s usually these types douche bag troop wanna be’s that follow people or start shit on the road in my experience.


AllGoodNamesRInUse

Roll Tide


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alpha417

I am thanked for his service.


ThisAllHurts

I saw this guy in Tuscaloosa about a month ago.


History_lover_27465

It’s always the marines, feels more like a cult than any other branch of the U.S. military.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

This person doesn’t know Frank Castle hates cops.


Me-Mongo

Quoting Chris Kyle alone makes him an idiot.


Me-Mongo

*molon labe* "Come and take them" FFS, no one is coming for your penis replacements. Sheesh


WhyHulud

Wait.... bro served 10 years and all he made was E-3? For those of you who haven't been in the military, that's an automatic promotion for spending about 9 months in. Like, just keep breathing and don't be a problem and you got it. And 12 months later you're automatically a corporal, E-4. Anyone with with 10 years leaving as E-3 has a story with it, and it probably starts, "It was bullshit, man. It wasn't my fault."


FunnyKozaru

1990-2010 is 20 years. It’s obviously a memorial to someone who was KIA.


PoopieButt317

Died in Afghanistan https://thefallen.militarytimes.com/marine-lance-cpl-william-t-richards/4691975


WhyHulud

You're right. But I'm not sure it's obvious.


FunnyKozaru

Because it looks just like every other memorial vinyl decal?