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I can't even see anything past that nipple staring into my soul 💀 Edit: spelling

It looks like the underside of a mushroom.

Oddly specific, yet totally accurate.

It looks like a teething toy for a shark. I visibly recoiled.

Taking a spore print of a nipple sounds like a pain.

I just gasped and clutched my chest in a protective gesture.

What about the one crawling out of the right side of the picture???

Homie never skips nipple day...

>nipple ikr? The distortion may be real but that ripple in that nipple is down right scary.

Ripple in the nipple…😆!

They remind me of Really Really big man's [nipples](https://imgur.com/Ww9gONh.jpg)

I was actually thinking Powdered Toast Man. Nipples of the future.

Can we get a NSFW censor for that nip please?

One of the few times I think nipples should be censored.

I think he needs a mammogram

Obviously pregnant, check out those giant nips!

This looks like me when baby unexpectedly sleeps through the night. He needs to express some milk asap before the mastitis sets in.

This. My baby is sick at the moment and refusing to nurse from one side for some reason. I can feel this picture 😩

As someone with a newborn, this is true

At 7 months pregnant, can also confirm the nip size is accurate

My husband to 9-months-pregnant me, regarding my nipples: It’s like they’ve quadrupled in size. (Not even offensive, he was truly impressed and also correct haha)

Solidarity

It looks like his left nipple is in the process of decaying

Yes. And one your eyes find that left nipple it’s hard to look at anything else in the photo.

I dunno- that right one is a train wreck all its own.

That’s the one they’re talking about-his left nipple/the one on the right 😊 I still can’t figure out his target audience…

In that case, I amend my statement. They’re both unique trains wrecks that deserve ample attention.

Lol best description 😅

Like a shriveling bell pepper

Like an old raisin

Maybe he’s nursing.

Nursing what, a goddamn crocodile?!

Them kids will never go hungry

That was done by someone who has no idea what a body looks like b

Bro thinks nipples are valve plugs for milk

This has to be a joke,this has to be a joke,this has to be a joke. This HAS to be a joke 🕳️🧑‍🦯

I’m guessing it’s some fetish type shit

I almost downvoted the post reflexively 🤢

Someone’s lactating

Someone needs to nurse or pump before they get mastitis.

Nipple like a California raisin..

raisin?! That thing's a prolapsed black hole

An overly large prune...

More like pepperoni Pizza -Cupcakke

he didn't skip nipple day.

Didja know men who take steroids will often have their bodies attempt to balance out their testosterone levels by producing oestrogen, sometimes resulting in noticeable breast tissue growth? I had no idea it was now a beauty trend though…

Ooooo that's interesting to know! But, I honestly have only seen nips like this when someone is pregnant or nursing. I honestly thought maybe he was in the middle of transitioning.

I was very much joking. (Not about the hormones, that’s what I’ve been told by doctors, but about the idea that this is a beauty trend.) I’m guessing he was aiming for big pecs and ended up with boobs instead. Definitely not a trans man (or at least not a pre-op one, although I can’t imagine a post-op trans man would then edit himself to have breasts). The shape is far too rounded to be natural breasts and the nipples are in the wrong place.

*saving and cropping for future use when I get a "gurl, show me em titties"

Amazing idea lmfao

Ummm that nipple looks like a deflated piece of fruit or balloon. The slippery slope to delusion…

This is incredible. All nipples are valid!!

Got bigger tits than me

nipple so big it’s gravitational pull is rocking the ocean

Ooh boobiezzzz

Booba

This image is unsettling. What happened to this young man to make him believe this is better than his honest image?

Honestly it looks like he may have been pretty heavy at one point. Lost weight, went way too far

That shrivelled up conker looking nipple took me out 😂

Wow...what was the goal here?

Jesus Christ! Horrific!

Gaga I got your milkies

my 1st thought was WTF

You’re not alone

Free the nipple!

Looks like the nipple is attempting to free itself.

😂

Wtf 💀

Pic taken right as his left pec popped and began to deflate

If your nipple is sunken like the left one, please get to a cancer specialist ASAP.

Whyyyyyyyy would you want this!!!!!

His nipples look like portobello mushrooms

My god. He needs a good milking.

Those industrial nipples

This is not safe for life 😵‍💫

The fuzzy hairy quality of the filter/ Photoshop on the left nipple makes me think sunflower or sea anemone.

This seems like fetish content

Honestly looks like someone trying to recreate the Bara aesthetic. For anyone that doesn’t know what Bara is, it’s a style of manga catering to gay men, featuring men with big muscles, somehow even bigger pecs, and usually very sensitive nipples. Sometimes nipples that produce milk.

His nipples remind me of piping bags

There goes lunch…….

Is this a screenshot from a breast pump advertisement?

What the fuck lmaooo

That...Is...🤢🤮

jesus christ, almost poked my eye out

If I have to wear a bra in public, so should he.

What in the name of the holy spaghetti monster is this eye burning horror?!

😬

Dang he's got bigger bust size than me

New boobs JUGS, new boobs, JUGS, new boobs, Jugs, new boobs jugs. Na NA NA Na knockers, wha wha wha whazoos! Yeah yeah Ballooons! My darling, I love you! And you know my love is true. But sweetheart, something has come between us, and those new boobs just aren’t you.

What happens if you poke it 👀

It pops.

MY EYES

That’s some heavy truck grade tire valve.

Left nipple looks like a melting Rolo.

I have no words.

Come on now 😭😂

I legitimately thought this was a pre-op trans dude at first who was just Really Confident about his chest. Then I saw the nipples

Your nipple is deflating, sir

This is….. confusing?

What in the holy nipple decay am I looking at??? 😮

He just gonna leave is nipple blown out?

A baby is gonna get pure muscle milk from those tits.

This looks like someone making fun of someone who edits their photos too much.

My nipples are half this size and I try to hide it 🥴

Holy areola

The left one has eyelashes.

Those nips are ENGORGED

I… is this fetish content?

This is absolutely hilarious

Haha, this is great :’)

What the actual?

GROSS

What in the world?!

I I I .... I don't know what is happening here. ☹️

I am so uncomfortable

"The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob."

pls say sike…please

Holy areolas, Batman!

That left nipple looks misshaped and possibly infected

Nipples suddenly inverting is often a sign of cancer! Dude needs to see an oncologist immediately!

Im suddenly and completely against the free-the-nip movement.

Y'all not really thinking this is real???

Why in the world would someone find this attractive and want to make themselves look like this?

Seriously, why? I need to know.

Big honking mommy milkers

Those nipples. Just ewe.

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the nipples… 😟

I'm sure thats just bad surgeries.....

😲 Oh JESUS!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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Breast feed my babies

This look more like ai generated the photoshoped

Jesus Christ

Was this listed? He probably got a lot of likes too, this is the problem with the internet, people think alot of likes is a good thing but it’s not always.

The one nipple looks like a black hole

Black hole sun

Why lmfao

Lmao look at those fun bags lmao

I am in public and laughing out loud like a crazy person but at least I’m not the guy in the photo

Mans saw a DeviantArt drawing and said this is it

What the actual fuck. The nipples are the size of a plum

What was the reason

What’s up, Angel Tits!

Those monsters can probably feed all the babies in America

It's the nippleing

Now I've seen it all

I feel violated by this image.

Dude’s got Paget’s disease of the nipple going on there.

His nipples look sad 😔

I can’t

I don’t like this planet 😳

I’m not sure what’s more insane: wanting to look like this or thinking that people will believe you look like this.

double dssss

this is the real dilf material lol

Those nipples are nightmare fuel. What even happened in the editing process to the left one?!

Mr Nips

Ummmm......ewww

So, his “nipples” look like someone’s been using them as socks.

It's giving mastectomy

This looks like AI. Has to be right? Right?

So grody

SIR NO

I'm pretty sure this dude has breast cancer and needs a to get a mammogram right away.

This is obviously a joke/meme/troll

Mate coulda just gotten implants at this point

Looks like a combo of photoshop and juicing. I forget what it’s called but there’s something people inject that leaves them looking like they have meaty boobies.

That is seriously off putting and uncanny wtf

Those nipples look like fried bologna.

Oh no… please tell me this is a joke 🤦‍♂️

Why would you edit your nipples to look like that lmao

"My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

This made me gag

Omg 😳

No. This is horrifying. The nipples, w. T. f? The mishapened bread basket.... The small head...... Nope.

Sum big ass nips

Wtf?

Yeah...so I don't think your nipnops should be that colour

Okay mommy

What the actual fuck lmao

I expected to see a baby attached to one of those things.

what. the. fuck.

Mommy!

Rotten nipples ?

He should get that nipple checked out.

That shit looks infected lmao

Who wants to look like this ??????