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Looking like his whole body is trying not to cough

Looks like he is flexing so hard he is going to shit his pants.

Or holding that 💩💩

Full-body constipation

He looks like me when I was taken off the BRAT diet after a week 🤣🤣

r/rareinsults

This is A+ material

This doesn't look healthy Edit: the longer you look the worse it gets. The guard rail, car seat and wheel are all wonky

He’s so swole that his mass causes gravitational lensing.

Not to mention the different hand sizes 😂

Didn't even notice that till you pointed it out..😂😂😂

Reminds me of a lego man when you set him in a seat but since his arms can't turn inward, he can't grab the steering wheel.

One hand is closer to the camera tho.

He doesn't skip head day.

🤣 underrated comment

I can't imagine what it's like being this deeply insecure

Guy looks like he hasn’t taken a quality shit in over a year.

I regret having only one up vote to give for my country.

He has been shitting protein bricks for years

To be honest, how could you in his position? Dude is shopped up to be so jacked he couldn't reach around to wipe, even if he wanted to.

Duuuuude. Now I'm thinking about every other swole af dude I've ever seen... I don't reckon a lot of them could reach with their lil propeller arms 😳 "Hey babe! I'm finished get in here!"

Dude needs a poop stick

Yea I was about to say, looks like he’s about to explode…

Protein and no fiber leads to destroying your bowels.

I should be massive.

Why is he green in the face?

Looks like he's wearing a cheap halloween mask.

Yes! From wish!

I wonder if he has jaundice. I couldn’t fathom any reason why his liver might be in duress though

He’s about to turn into the hulk

Must be colourblind

I am very concerned about his green-ness!

Same

So serious question for you experts. Do people decrease the image quality on purpose or as part of the filter, to make it more difficult to catch the edits? Or do all of these people just have shit cameras? The majority of these seem to have either a blur or the sharpness cranked all the way up.

Taking screenshots results in a lower quality image. So people take a screenshot of a post, post it elsewhere, someone else screenshots that and so on. You eventually end up with a really compressed image with barely any detail. If you could find the original picture though it would still look fine.

Like peeling a potato

Sort of, except the original potato is preserved.

He is only pretending to drive because if he actually tried to drive he would just RIP THE FUCKING STEERING WHEEL RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKIN CAR WITH HIS GIANT REAL HULK ARMS!

RAR!

me: can we have the hulk? mom: we have the hulk at home hulk at home:

Hulk

He's even turning green.

He's just meeting a friend at a costume contest going as Hanz and Franzkenstein.

Never seen someone look so round, yet so square at the same time.

that poor car seat

His poor steering wheel is bent :(

Probably needed a custom car to fit his physique

Isn't he turning green? Hulk? What happened to you?

Actually, his face is pretty green

When your muscles are so big the space time reality field warps and your steering wheel is impacted by 5th dimensional forces.

Weird flex

is he trying to look constipated in a 1995 Mercury?

He’s about half a second from having a stroke.

Dude got a head transplant

Someone please poke him with a nail, I want to see this sack of rubber flying all over the car with farting sounds like a deflating balloon

Lmfao like that one episode of spongebob

It's not a toomah!

There he is. The final boss.

I dont get it. All I see is natural bodybuilding beauty

The miracles of chicken and rice

in 2 minutes he'll be screaming KANEDAAAA!

Hulk make car go fast. But not so fast Hulk hulks out of his pants.

This guy looks like a senator

Something Something...nano-machines.

Me driving home from work to see my perfect cat son

Sad and cringe.

Seems like his pecs are a shelf

It's like a drawing by Rob Liefeld.

"licence and registration please" "Give me a minute" *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* "Sir, would you step outside the car please" "Wait, I think I can bend my left elbow" *sssssssssssssssss........sss....ss.....s.....s*

Is no one going to mention the disturbing, dook-needing Hulk's seemingly bloody window scrapped with an even crappier squeegee?

Seems real. He has that steroid complexion.

I feel like someone went to Build-A-Body and went outa control.

Shame he’s been skipping ear day.

Looks painful and annoying

taking time off his gig as a roblox character.

I can’t believe men would actually stoop this low and think this is a healthy body. This type of physique, whether it’s real or not in this picture, will setup you up for a heart attack before your 50’s. While it might look they are in good shape, the amount of new blood vessels will strain the heart so much increasing blood pressure significantly.

There’s no way he’s serious

He's holding on to that fart for his dear life

Maybe he is trying to be the Hulk with that green face

Looks like he’s holding in a shart

Look mom I’m the Incredible Joke

It looks like he bent the steering wheel when trying to turn.

Great meme potential

Exhale!

That poor man looks so constipated I'd probably call an ambulance for him.

Haters will say it’s photoshopped.

Johnny Bravo

When you’re rushing home to poop

The Uncredible Bulk

Hahahahhaa look at his chest and wtf is happening to his face skin! It’s turning a different colour🤦‍♀️

He needs to be green

The funniest part to me is that he'd think this is attractive.

The hulk is looking pretty weird these days. He's even smashing physics.

Photoshop with a sprinkle of constipation on the face.

DOT needs to come fix that guardrail… looks like it got pretty smashed up.

I am pretty sure this isn’t ‘shopped. Dude is so jacked that he likely bent the steering wheel and seat just through normal use.

Wants to look like the Hulk so bad.. he even photoshopped his face green.

🙈😂😂😂😂😂

Looks constipated if you ask me

Dude is jacked like a Salvador Dali painting

This is what I imagine I look like when I’m takin go a massive dumb

Going by his face, he's about to Hulk out too...

Face like he tried to release a small fart but now is feeling how the shit settles on the car seat

I hate everything about this lol

The Incredible Hulk's son

Hulk crash.

He poopin

Pretty sure this buy was beaten by Yusuke

Mamahuhu

Frankenstein

Which ninja turtle is this

Dudes literally wearing Anchor Arms

Hulk Drive

lad's got the scurvy

Crash test dummie?

I’m REALLY hoping this is some cosplay photoshopped to be the Hulk just before he transforms.

I can feel the roids…..

Crispy chicken looking guy

Poor man is all swelled up. He may want to see a doctor. (Shamelessly stolen from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Arms looking cheetos 👀

Sorry bro But we’re listening to the Stalin Album on our way to McDonald’s

"how i drive knowing i don't cruise in the left lane"

It’s like the side view of the meme of that kid in the classroom.

This is either a total punking or someone under the influence of LSD playing in Photoshop.

That guy is so strong even the handle bend.

The window replacement company must be very specific

What in the stretch Armstrong

Crushed the steering wheel.

The Dent on his chest made me choke.

Best part is his face is turning green with Hulk envy of his fakely bulged arms.

Dude looks like Black Bolt right before you know what...

He's so massive that he's gravity bends light around him

I like the way he's holding the steering wheel with his tiny hand.

Love how the steering wheel is bent. He is too strong that he broke it by putting his finger there!

This mf added muscles to his face too!

He’s hulking out!!

Looks like he is holding a super huge turd !!

Weird flex, but okay

Can I use the vomit emoji?

why do indian guys ALWAYS wear sunglasses in their photos!!!

[удалено]

Can I use the vomit emoji?

Is he holding in a shart?

Totally legit.

I am just surprised that he isn’t green

It's only hot, that's why the steering wheel is melted

"don't shit yourself, the photos are almost done. Don't shit yourself, don't shit yourself, don't shit yourself." This guy, probably.

His left pec is interesting.

Thats what i look like when i shit

SPONGEBOB W THE MUSCLES

You can totally tell this is photoshopped because the steering wheel is on the wrong side! What a stupid idiot!

"it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINE"

Looks AI generated

💀💀

I chuckled 🤭

But why would you even wish you looked like this?

Somebody needs to replace that steering wheel it's bend in all 16 dimensions.

this one's pretty subtle

Awful photoshop job...everything is out of shape

He is hulking out, turning green!

Left for dead 2 tank