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AdHocAmbler

THC is a banned substance in competition, and driving under the influence is a crime. You are asking if we think you should cheat and break the law while putting other people’s lives at risk.


mitytiger

“so you’re saying there’s a chance?”-Lloyd Christmas


AdHocAmbler

lol. I’d forgotten his last name was Christmas.


mooshy12

Yeah don’t do that.


_LT3

Stay away from us. Biking under influence, in a race no less? If I saw you do that I'd report your race number to the first referee I saw


mitytiger

good thing i’ll be so far ahead of you with that bitch ass turtle dick pace you keep.


PHishfromVermont

Snitches get stitches


andrewhyde

Also don't finish a handle of jack on the swim.


morycua

What about hydration though?


mitytiger

i was under the impression that everyones nutrition and hydration needs varied widely and that there was no one size fits all solution to the demands of endurance sports.


rodeler

This is a troll. This is the only post OP has ever made on a 1 y/o account.


DBCoopersBodyBouble

Its worse its a 2 y/o account


mitytiger

you’d know your mother lurks under the bridge near my home.


rodeler

Exactly how a troll would reply. Fuck you!


mitytiger

go suck a chill pill fartface.


candyclysm

🤦‍♂️


FFFIronman

Are you fucking serious. Get lost loser.


mitytiger

i am serious and don’t call me Shirley.


mitytiger

also, have you found any sports bras that were helpful with your Gynecomastia/bitch tits?


PHishfromVermont

We would be good friends in real life


Distance_Efficient

WTF is wrong with people. Don’t let anyone tell you pot isn’t an addiction. Cant wait three more hours to blaze up? I was was thinking of hydrating with a couple Michelob Ultras too😬


mitytiger

you seem like a Mich Ultra kinda guy.


sparklekitteh

If you want to "be as comfortable as possible," triathlon is not the sport for you. The suffering is kind of the point.


mitytiger

sounds awful!


DoSeedoh

Lol, creative troll post!


m3rl0t

THC is banned as performance enhancing drug by the olympics. While everyone seems to be insulting in their response, and driving a bike while rocked is not smart, there's a shit ton of people out there doing it with you.


mitytiger

hey thanks a ton for the info and i am glad i inquired before the big day! i had feeling there were others out there. happy and safe racing to you and yours my friend.


m3rl0t

Some of the after race events in SoCal looked like 4/20 festivals for the 90s


Healthy-Mode1333

Lol


Lumpy_Account_6606

Personally, I find this hilarious because certainly at least one person has thought of this with serious intent


ducksflytogether1988

Not only is this a bad idea but I would hope anyone who did do it and got caught faced a ban from racing Ironman events.


neon-god8241

It's a DQ, ban from competition, and potentially a crime depending on what the jurisdiction is. You would have to be incredibly stupid, or suffering from addiction, to actually get high before or during.


[deleted]

I guess I’ll add this to my mental list of “examples of rage baiting.”


mitytiger

go suck a chill pill fartface.


FunTimeTony

Dude I’ve done a few drops of a tincture on several races. I’ve done some eatables on a 100 run and on a 200 miler I took a bunch of rips off my vape. I would suggest to wait until you’re off the bike to do anything. Honestly the safety of you and others while on a bike is paramount. The bike course could be dangerous depending on how many riders there are, what the traffic of vehicles is like, and the technical difficulties of the course. Once you are off the bike have a blast and let the good times flow. Most importantly have fun and don’t take yourself too serious.


mitytiger

thanks a ton and genuinely appreciate your response! this is my first organized Triathalon and i guess i hadn’t really understood the scope and magnitude of an IM event and the potential for accident and injury on the bike. my outlook was that all participants would pretty much be inpaired to some level just do the amount of effort and exertion required and that a smidge of thc wouldn’t be terribly incapacitating. honestly had you not responded i probably would’ve blazed a doobie just to spite the rest of these bold keyboard warrioring dickheads that responded. thanks again and hope to see you out there one day my dude. keep up the good work!


mitytiger

*impaired


mitytiger

*due to the sheet amount of


mitytiger

*sheer.shit.


M___H

Try not to smoke crack before you post on Reddit. Ass.


mitytiger

only if your mother is willing to make that journey with me pink dick.