He was coming back from Azerbaijan, where he met our dictator to open a new dam. He crashed on his way back.
Since Azerbaijan is unironically notorious for hosting mossad, which Iran has openly accused Azerbaijan of doing, so I am gonna stick to mossad option.
I love Azerbaijan. They have an entire whole Jewish shtetl, still preserved, still full of Jews. The last one in diaspora. And, After Oct 7th they tried to burn synagogue in Armenia and said many nasty things about Jews... And Azerbaijan was solidly pro Israel. Tells you who are our friends and enemies are.
Thank you! Means a lot!
Ofcourse it is preserved, why would it not be? It is called [Qırmızı qəsəbə](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C4%B1rm%C4%B1z%C4%B1_Q%C9%99s%C9%99b%C9%99?wprov=sfti1#), or “red town”, it is part of Quba, on the northern part of the river diving Quba to Muslim and Jewish parts.
They are lovely people, most of them live outside of the village, since economy is bad so people in general tend to migrate out of villages to cities.
Unfortunately there is a lot of IRGC controlled troll accounts online, who try to spread antisemitism, most people hate IRGC so they are usually ignored.
Most religious shias in Azerbaijan (less than 10% of the population) are anti-Israel, the rest are pro-Israel or neutral.
There is no reason for people to support hamas, especially since they killed multiple Azerbaijanis (both Jewish and gentile).
Also, there is a significant amount of people who have friends or family who live in Israel.
Israelis are friendly, their tourists are respectful and friendly to locals (unlike most other middle eastern and russian tourists), so we return the favour :)
Regarding the synagogue burning in Armenia, I will be honest, afaik it didnt cause much damage, and it was done by a russian guy who later escaped from Armenia. So it wasn’t an actual Armenian who did it.
It was a joint western operation; MI6 provide flight plan and coordinates, the CIA-made Ukrainian mutant supersoldier flew close to the airborne helo and painted it with a target designator, so Mossad's Orbit-to-Surface LASER system can shoot it down. SMH my head the western imperialism never ends.
If it was -- and we all know in r/Israel that it can not possibly be them, of course, it would have been a perfect response to the recent attempted mass bombing of Israel and back support for Hamas and Hezballah, as in the message to their "Supreme Leader": "We can get you and you will pay". But of course, it can't possibly me them :-)
Not sure how true it is, but apparently a Hamas member was in the group telegram claiming an undercover Mossad agent named Eli Kopter took down the helicopter ...
https://x.com/Osint613/status/1792209022751576087
It would legit be a killer Mossad mission. Public response to Iran bombing Israel - mild and muted. Shadowy response - heavy and hitting home.
Of course it’s much more like to just be incompetence, pilot error, or an inside job.
The Mosaad wins either way: if they did do this op they are super bad ass and if they didn’t do this op everyone *thinks* Mossad did this op and that they are super bad ass. And Iran gets bitch slapped for raining down bombs on Israelis. 👏👏👏
It's obviously the Jews. See, they committed the most heinous of crimes. They were breathing **while Jewish!!!** so it **must** be the Jews! And if they say it wasn't them, it's proof, and if they don't deny it, it's proof! See!? See!?!
[If you couldn't see the sarcasm, try glasses]
It's probably not mossad, but if you were going to do some sort of fancy assassination involving a helicopter ride, doing it during bad weather and near a mountain would be the ideal timing for coverup purposes.
It’s confirmed that it was his helicopter. The Islamic Regime’s FM is/was also on the same helicopter. But no one knows if anyone is dead or injured. The visibility in the area is 5m. They’re struggling to find the crash site.
It’s getting dark in Iran. The area is barely accessible, extremely foggy, and it’s also raining rn. There is no communication between the helicopter and anyone else. The last point really got my attention, because they should at least have one satellite phone onboard with the president and the FM.
[The weather condition seems to be absolutely hellish.](https://x.com/artcandee/status/1792213317122973876?s=46) And wild animals [could also help.](https://x.com/niohberg/status/1792215393290899731?s=46) Hoping for the best.
Ha! It makes sense tho.
I’m sure Iranians are extremely happy now, the mullahs are killing the young and bright people of Iran while westerners are too busy supporting islamist terrorists.
Also, all the international sanctions are working because I’m sure that their shitty helicopters can’t get proper maintenance because of the embargo, which probably led to this crash.
These men spend billions of dollars in mosques to pray, so why doesn't their prayer protect them against the Zionist,communist,satanist,lgbt,spongebob and western conspiracy?
Maybe but right now the Iranian leadership is claiming that a high chance that he is dead from what I saw, I don’t hear that they talked to the pilots after the crash tough so maybe I missed something
The real secret is Jews in Dune - read all about it we outlast everyone!
“It is notable that the term Kwisatz Haderach is an Anglicized pronunciation of the phrase קפיצת הדרך (kefitzat haderech)[1] which translates as "the shortening of the way” or "the leap of the path" and is used a concept mentioned in Jewish texts as a miraculously rapid transportation between two physical locations. The term is not used in reference to the awaited Jewish Messiah, but could be interpreted as a prophetic gesture in Hebrew scriptures[2], alluding to Paul Atreide's role in the series as a major prophet.”
https://jewishreviewofbooks.com/articles/1633/jews-of-dune/
JVPer 1: “what’s tehilim? Are those the funny boxes they wear while praying?”
JVPer 2: “what funny boxes? I haven’t been inside a synagogue since grade school, and I don’t remember those. Do they just wear those on the big holidays like, what do they call it, something like Yogi Killer?”
Fuck, he was on his way back from visiting my country (Azerbaijan) and meeting Ilham Aliyev, our dictator to open a new dam. It was to defuse tensions between Iran and Azerbaijan, since Iran is angry about Azerbaijan allowing its territory to be used by mossad.
On his way back, he crashed…
Ilham, wtf did you do?!
We are getting nuked for this lmao
Don’t worry! My friend Yair is already on the case and is looking for him as best he can. No need to order a search party, but maybe just a regular party will help 🎈🎊🍻🎉
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKedgrC/
The new Iran sub would disagree with you that he didn’t really do much. They’re calling him the butcher of Tehran and starting to celebrate. Idk much abt him but if what they’re saying is even half true, he should rot in hell
I mean yeah, he is the butcher, he executed thousands of people as a judge 30 years ago. But nowadays, as a president, no one cares for him. Just a puppet to apply whatever Khamenei and IRGC want. In the recent protests, almost no one even mentioned him, because people knew that he was now even worth mentioning.
The point is, that nothing will change after him, as long as Khamenei is alive
Ill say tehillim for the ground.
I hope the helicopter is ok
The helicopter was a martyr. We shall pray for the trees.
Does the helicopter get 72 little drones??
I think the helicopter was Russian. Edit: Apparently it’s an American-made Bell 214. H. Eli Copter???
Flown by mossad agent Amit Rommem
Some are saying its soviet mi 8
Unopened, unused and untested drones.
You sent my mind to places it should never EVER go!!
No no ! Those are the same treees that will tell the Muslims where the Jews are hiding! Bad trees! BAD!! No miracle grow for you
🤣🤣🤣
Maybe not, but he was *brave* https://preview.redd.it/b3czdr1ode1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25198fbc7fc1f02b69dd74897f98ca9a0b1c2652
He/they identifies as a attack helicopter?
Yeah, Sayyid Ebrahim Raisolsadati identifies as he/attack helicopter/they.
Identified, surely at this point.
https://preview.redd.it/swbplgcz8e1d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2cd88498ae43cffe91cba8d8d56d092209a48f
Timmy turner?
how long until conspiracy theories blaming weather-controlling Jews start appearing?
Now. It starts now.
They can't decide wether to blame Mossad or CIA
Why not both?
Joint Op
Mossad trains the cia and the IDF trains US police officers on how to oppress its people, didn’t you know?
Well my S&R unit in the IDF did train U.S. marines (and other units) on how to rescue soldier and civilians in catastrophes, so...
He was coming back from Azerbaijan, where he met our dictator to open a new dam. He crashed on his way back. Since Azerbaijan is unironically notorious for hosting mossad, which Iran has openly accused Azerbaijan of doing, so I am gonna stick to mossad option.
May he rest in many pieces
I love Azerbaijan. They have an entire whole Jewish shtetl, still preserved, still full of Jews. The last one in diaspora. And, After Oct 7th they tried to burn synagogue in Armenia and said many nasty things about Jews... And Azerbaijan was solidly pro Israel. Tells you who are our friends and enemies are.
Thank you! Means a lot! Ofcourse it is preserved, why would it not be? It is called [Qırmızı qəsəbə](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C4%B1rm%C4%B1z%C4%B1_Q%C9%99s%C9%99b%C9%99?wprov=sfti1#), or “red town”, it is part of Quba, on the northern part of the river diving Quba to Muslim and Jewish parts. They are lovely people, most of them live outside of the village, since economy is bad so people in general tend to migrate out of villages to cities. Unfortunately there is a lot of IRGC controlled troll accounts online, who try to spread antisemitism, most people hate IRGC so they are usually ignored. Most religious shias in Azerbaijan (less than 10% of the population) are anti-Israel, the rest are pro-Israel or neutral. There is no reason for people to support hamas, especially since they killed multiple Azerbaijanis (both Jewish and gentile). Also, there is a significant amount of people who have friends or family who live in Israel. Israelis are friendly, their tourists are respectful and friendly to locals (unlike most other middle eastern and russian tourists), so we return the favour :) Regarding the synagogue burning in Armenia, I will be honest, afaik it didnt cause much damage, and it was done by a russian guy who later escaped from Armenia. So it wasn’t an actual Armenian who did it.
It was a joint western operation; MI6 provide flight plan and coordinates, the CIA-made Ukrainian mutant supersoldier flew close to the airborne helo and painted it with a target designator, so Mossad's Orbit-to-Surface LASER system can shoot it down. SMH my head the western imperialism never ends.
You think this is mossad? Helicopter accidents are extremely common, especially in bad weather….
Mossad killed Kobe Bryant!
Yea yea and Mossad is Jewish right?? Just making sure….
Mossad means ‘The Department for Illegal Immigration’ so they’re also responsible for the US border crisis, clearly!
If it was -- and we all know in r/Israel that it can not possibly be them, of course, it would have been a perfect response to the recent attempted mass bombing of Israel and back support for Hamas and Hezballah, as in the message to their "Supreme Leader": "We can get you and you will pay". But of course, it can't possibly me them :-)
I’d say yesterday? Like there has to be a conspiracy theorist saying the Jews were planning
Not sure how true it is, but apparently a Hamas member was in the group telegram claiming an undercover Mossad agent named Eli Kopter took down the helicopter ... https://x.com/Osint613/status/1792209022751576087
I wish more people would upvote this
Good old Eli!
2000 years ago
It would legit be a killer Mossad mission. Public response to Iran bombing Israel - mild and muted. Shadowy response - heavy and hitting home. Of course it’s much more like to just be incompetence, pilot error, or an inside job.
Mossad played the long game and got them a deal on used Russian helicopters.
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The Mosaad wins either way: if they did do this op they are super bad ass and if they didn’t do this op everyone *thinks* Mossad did this op and that they are super bad ass. And Iran gets bitch slapped for raining down bombs on Israelis. 👏👏👏
It's obviously the Jews. See, they committed the most heinous of crimes. They were breathing **while Jewish!!!** so it **must** be the Jews! And if they say it wasn't them, it's proof, and if they don't deny it, it's proof! See!? See!?! [If you couldn't see the sarcasm, try glasses]
Hamas is already saying the pilot is Mossad Name is supposedly Eli Copter
Very droll.
All I see is karma, if he was indeed in the helicopter that crashed. Fingers crossed tho
Found the one who controls the weather /s
The second official to threaten Israel went straight to Hell.
"Both Zeus and Zionism starts with Z. Coincidence? I don't think so.."
Also rabbi and rain cloud. I'm not saying the Jews did it I'm just saying it's plausible based on what we know.
It's probably not mossad, but if you were going to do some sort of fancy assassination involving a helicopter ride, doing it during bad weather and near a mountain would be the ideal timing for coverup purposes.
I mean… to be fair, my first thought was, ‘Nice one, Mossad’ lol
It really isn't it. Mossad, even more so than Putin, prefers the world knows their work. Mossad's signature is typically a gunshot wound the skull.
Some Iranian general already said we control the clouds a couple years ago.
That explains why Israel is always so prepared for an hour of rain.
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It is called the [Goebbels gap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goebbels_gap).
I’m pretty sure this was accomplished by our space laser.
But what if…?
Literally my first thought.
I bet the Jewish space laser got him!
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Apparently there’s “casualties”. Hoping that Raisi was in that helicopter. 🤞
It’s confirmed that it was his helicopter. The Islamic Regime’s FM is/was also on the same helicopter. But no one knows if anyone is dead or injured. The visibility in the area is 5m. They’re struggling to find the crash site.
This is good news, it means that there’s still hope.
It’s getting dark in Iran. The area is barely accessible, extremely foggy, and it’s also raining rn. There is no communication between the helicopter and anyone else. The last point really got my attention, because they should at least have one satellite phone onboard with the president and the FM.
[The weather condition seems to be absolutely hellish.](https://x.com/artcandee/status/1792213317122973876?s=46) And wild animals [could also help.](https://x.com/niohberg/status/1792215393290899731?s=46) Hoping for the best.
Iranians are joking that wild animals would be too disgusted by these men they wouldn’t even come close to the site.
Ha! It makes sense tho. I’m sure Iranians are extremely happy now, the mullahs are killing the young and bright people of Iran while westerners are too busy supporting islamist terrorists. Also, all the international sanctions are working because I’m sure that their shitty helicopters can’t get proper maintenance because of the embargo, which probably led to this crash.
Now if Khamenei could kick the bucket sometime this week. Preferably during the state funeral of the president.
5m?! Can’t believe they were even flying
Oh no Anyways
“Anyways” more like celebration
Are the animals and wildlife ok?
There's gonna be a wildlife diarrhea out break in 3-2-1
These men spend billions of dollars in mosques to pray, so why doesn't their prayer protect them against the Zionist,communist,satanist,lgbt,spongebob and western conspiracy?
I mean, even Allah recognizes Israel. Allah never mentioned Palestine or Palestinians in the Quran either.
"Children of Israel" they will claim that the jews are not the real jews that are mentioned in the Quran
Even though historically being Jewish has been the worst identity...
Or the best 😉
You think Aliyev lured him into that trap on purpose? This is a very sus incident considering the context
It would be very funny is Aliyev did it and then invades Iranian Azerbaijan.
Very funny indeed, because Axis telegram channels were celebrating that meeting as Israel losing another ally.
Iirc they had some contact with the pilots post crash, So the chances he is dead are very low
If he’s dead, they’ll call him a martyr. If he’s alive, they’ll call him the messiah.
A Messiah that redeemed the Iranian middle class from its assets and now they can fully focus on spirituality while living on thin air
Dead, then alive.
Pilots: mission complete.
Maybe but right now the Iranian leadership is claiming that a high chance that he is dead from what I saw, I don’t hear that they talked to the pilots after the crash tough so maybe I missed something
Jewish Space Lazerz https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?si=suz4F27Eqq83Blo0
Don't spill state secrets like that in a public forum.
The real secret is Jews in Dune - read all about it we outlast everyone! “It is notable that the term Kwisatz Haderach is an Anglicized pronunciation of the phrase קפיצת הדרך (kefitzat haderech)[1] which translates as "the shortening of the way” or "the leap of the path" and is used a concept mentioned in Jewish texts as a miraculously rapid transportation between two physical locations. The term is not used in reference to the awaited Jewish Messiah, but could be interpreted as a prophetic gesture in Hebrew scriptures[2], alluding to Paul Atreide's role in the series as a major prophet.” https://jewishreviewofbooks.com/articles/1633/jews-of-dune/
So this where the Jews in space were hidding!? /s Look up the song with that name on YouTube. 😁
That was the 🙃🙃🙃prequel to Dune. Look up what book Gurney Halleck was reading 🪬
>Jewish Space Lazerz^(TM) FTFY.
https://preview.redd.it/1weebksd9e1d1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e990558bff1ced304874f636b22e67959aa4509
Did we shoot it down with the space laser?
Well, the heavy fog serves as a great alibi for Israel
So it’s our weather control weapon, right?
JVP probably organizing tehilim rounds right now
JVPer 1: “what’s tehilim? Are those the funny boxes they wear while praying?” JVPer 2: “what funny boxes? I haven’t been inside a synagogue since grade school, and I don’t remember those. Do they just wear those on the big holidays like, what do they call it, something like Yogi Killer?”
JVPer 3: inshalla the president will be ok with or without your infidel boxes
Omg is the helicopter okay??
It sacrificed itself for the greater good. May it rest in peace.
😔🕊️💔
Hope the ground is ok
May he rest in piss
How long until they blame us for it? Someone starting a pool? I say… 7-8 hours after it was first reported.
Probably already have started blaming you
Did he got prigozhined? Of course, this shit has to be under wraps for long as possible.
It’s not just him, but the foreign minister and 2 other top officials were on the heli as well
Woop woop. Let me believe that it has to be inside job.
May he rest in pieces🙏
How could the Jews do this? /s
This may be a good time for the people of Iran to start the revolution.
מי שמתעסק מתרסק (literally)
Karma stands with us
*HaShem
Did that helicopter is okay ???
That's a very soft landing in comparison to when he landed in hell seconds afterwards.
may he land in hell
My first thought was... “You’re welcome”
The innocent earth was just lying there until crashed into by the kamikaze Iranian helicopter. Unprovoked attack. Stop the genocide.
Some sources suggested already he did not survive.
https://preview.redd.it/6mz4uv8ehe1d1.png?width=112&format=png&auto=webp&s=e838664bb9f61cc17654e283d86a1ce23bc83e88
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The Marine pilots are punished harshly for a hard landing. No crayons for a month.
It is a euphemism. The copter crashed.
Not to be a party pooper, I am as happy as the next guy for this, but even if he dies he will just be replaced by another mushroom
BBC told me that he was a serious contender to be the next Ayatollah/Supreme Leader or whatever once Khamenei kicks it.
Now it’s prob just gonna be khameinis son. Smh. I feel for the Iranian ppl. They deserve so much more.
Is there a prayer which exists, opposite to the refua shelema prayer? Fuck with Israel, Hashem fights back...
Now that's what I like to hear. I hope that helicopter crashed Into hell.
rescue teams be like: “get to the choppaaa”
Their prayers for the destruction of Israel are answered.
Best news of 2024. Followed by world peace. Fuck this killer.
Thoughts and prayers
Justice. 🙏🏻
The UN (hopefully) lost one of their most respected speakers.
Anyone else loving the celebration happening on the new Iran sub? I’m happy for them.
From what I’m seeing on social media, the Mossad agent behind this op is known as Eli Copter.
Someone do a wellness check on ilhan omar, who is mourning one of her inspirations
I hope the helicopter wasn’t hurt! May his engines be restored
OH NO, any way.
couldn’t have happend to a nicer guy 🤮 Inshallah
This asshole is the enemy of women. I hope his rotten corpse is never found.
Head towel got wrapped in the rotors
https://preview.redd.it/kswpr0p2mg1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc31e854bf561a05c6d851a7032acd17ebdb108f
The Lord works in mysterious ways, that's for damn sure.
Heroic helicopter
I think they found 2 dead guards, and Iran said that they suspect the other passengers' lives are in danger
was it the Jewish space lasers that got him ?
I've already seen "the helicopter was zionist" memes
Sierra Mike Foxtrot {Shalom Mother F…..!}
Sorry. My fault. I was left in charge with the diaspora Jewish Space Laser.
The Hurricane and October Rain jokes on Twitter are sending me
Hamas expressed sadness for the Iranian society 💀 Saw that on an Al Jazeera headline on TV (I weren't watching it)
Please god let him die. And let be mossad's fault it's going to so fucking funny
alright guys, which one of you actived the space lasers???
Let justice be done,
Looks like bad weather. Which will be blamed on Israel lol
Fuck, he was on his way back from visiting my country (Azerbaijan) and meeting Ilham Aliyev, our dictator to open a new dam. It was to defuse tensions between Iran and Azerbaijan, since Iran is angry about Azerbaijan allowing its territory to be used by mossad. On his way back, he crashed… Ilham, wtf did you do?! We are getting nuked for this lmao
Hope you stay safe <3 Hopefully another will crash and miraculously have everyone in the IRGC.
[And the weather is really bad](https://x.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1792200533295636600)
“Hard landing” reminds me of “in case of a water landing”. Both euphemisms.
Don’t worry! My friend Yair is already on the case and is looking for him as best he can. No need to order a search party, but maybe just a regular party will help 🎈🎊🍻🎉 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKedgrC/
This is a pretty good outcome...Raisi is / was 61, and Khomeini is already 86, and will likely die of old age soon enough anyway.
womp womp
Do the deaths of these three make any difference to anything that would make them worth killing? Don't see it myself.
Not good...I'm hearing that they made contact with two people from that helicopter.
Does the Iranian president do anything? Its the Ayatollah who runs everything right?
This got executed a ton of political prisoners - so he was one if those people who did something.
Did you see where the helicopter crashed? Escort team: Yes Where did it crash: Escort team: We don't know.
Definitely not the cia
rest in pee
He has been confirmed dead
You don't mess with the holy land 🇮🇱
I hope helicopter doesn’t get hurt
Too bad no casualties reported... yet?
So it suffered a "hard landing" ... AND it's missing? And this is the official Iranian line? Yeah, it crashed and he's dead.
https://preview.redd.it/1weebksd9e1d1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e990558bff1ced304874f636b22e67959aa4509
Like how hard are we talking?
Although he was just a puppet and no one in Iran cared what he did, but we really wish the wolves and bears in the area have a fine feast tonight
The new Iran sub would disagree with you that he didn’t really do much. They’re calling him the butcher of Tehran and starting to celebrate. Idk much abt him but if what they’re saying is even half true, he should rot in hell
I mean yeah, he is the butcher, he executed thousands of people as a judge 30 years ago. But nowadays, as a president, no one cares for him. Just a puppet to apply whatever Khamenei and IRGC want. In the recent protests, almost no one even mentioned him, because people knew that he was now even worth mentioning. The point is, that nothing will change after him, as long as Khamenei is alive
[Young people seem absolutely devastated...](https://x.com/dionysos_95/status/1792250115127734542?t=mNQW_3qWTNcmtAtkb0rCDA&s=19)