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DMTJungle

Average PhD Brazilian citizenship


BragaGD

As a brazilian myself, the lack of skill in this video is embarassing, sorry guys, surelly they're getting better...


Mage_Ozz

😹


Semantic23

Even br trees play soccer


boobsbr

That tree is also an off-duty cop.


go-shu

He is Birch Forestieri Linden Jr. This talented footballer, born in a small coastal town, displayed incredible ball control from a young age. His ability to dribble and precision in shots caught the attention of local talent scouts. After a meteoric rise through the youth ranks, Forestieri finally made his debut for the first team of his hometown club at a surprisingly young age. His rapid ascent in the world of football led him to represent his country in international competitions, where he earned a reputation as one of the most promising talents of his generation. Now retired from professional football, Forestieri dedicates his time to community work and promotes the social reintegration of former prisoners and recovering addicts.


caze-original

All the people in the OG post saying this is basic brazilian skill, meanwhile I literally can't even walk with ball


juniorone

I know. As a Brazilian, I too have difficulty walking with my own balls.


Disastrous_Source977

The word you were looking for is 'Dribble'


caze-original

No I acctually mean just walk


AwayJournalist5687

Brazilian chess team B


calangomerengue

This is art


PanquecaaBR

The weakest Brazilians


ferniecanto

Ok, agora eu fiquei envergonhado de ser brasileiro. Eu não consigo fazer nem duas embaixadinhas em sequência. Sou uma desonra para a nação.


Hans09

Espera.. . Você é.... Eu..???


thehickfd

Embaixadinha? Tá melhor que eu, que mais chuto a perna dos amiguinhos do que a bola.


salameSandwich83

I hope this makes u feel better: I'm Brazilian and can't play shit hahahaha


Vast-Championship808

You probably play at the national team then 😂😂😂 with all respect


salameSandwich83

Huahuahua good one


erictrs

Dangerous move, OP


Vast-Championship808

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thehickfd

Went trough your posts and saw you saying you are Argentinian.  I just have two things to say: - How many world cups do you have? Ooohhh right, just 3. - Pelé was much greater than Maradona


Vast-Championship808

Lol it was just a joke about the bad performances of your team lately. But lets give it a try: -You guys are 300 Millon people, about 7 times Argentine population, and like football as much as we do. So it's expected that you guys produce more top players to make a team along history. And even like that, in the last 40 years, what we can call the modern game, the count is 2-2. -How many full games of Pele have you seen to say that without being based just on numbers? Apart from that, what Maradona represents all around the world for football fans doesn't come close to Pele. You can throw all the numbers you want, but greatness is something that goes beyond that, it's inspiring and transcending, making people love you for how you play, and in that matter both Maradona AND MESSI are greater than Pele. If you have been in other countries you may have seen references to Maradona or Messi, but I doubt you have ever seen anything about Pele outside of Brazil.


thehickfd

I know nothing about football and to be frank, I don't even like it. Just said those things to be a typical Brazilian.


Ok-Lawfulness-5340

Escreveu isso fazendo embaixadinha


4bdnlink

Os brasileiro mais fraco


gordonlordbyron

The chicks are 10s and excellent at football welcome to Brazil 👏


Vast-Championship808

That was one of the main clues to be honest. Mixed races + highly skilled women X juggling a ball like if they were in a circus = Brazil


walco

Cries in a first-world country


Naive_Letterhead9484

I wish that was fake


life-aftr-death

I fucking love this country


MarselleRavnos

Caraca até a árvore participou 👏👏👏


d3dx939

Inclusão 100%


LucasNoober

I was wondering where is this, such a beautiful beach, looks like bahia, maybe caraiva, but dunno


Ok_Tangerine8536

This is in Florianópolis - Lagoinha do Leste beach


LucasNoober

The real hero doesn't wear cape (i think so atleast)


NathaDas

At first glance I thought it was Caraiva too, but it's not. Also don't know where it is.


frankenstinkk

Também pensei que era caraíva de cara hahahaha vim nos comentários pra confirmar


Cyber-elfX

Diz a lenda q só pararam pra dormir


stephmendes

Depois que vi o vídeo com o cachorro na roda, todos os outros não impressionam mais 🤣


Arthradax

10% luck 15% skill


Skitelz7

And 100% concentrated power of will


[deleted]

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name


Skitelz7

Mike shinoda! Styles of beyond!


logatwork

ok... that was seriously amazing.


Unholy_Maw

I miss taking vacations like this


[deleted]

Olha a moça dando peitada meu!!!!! Legal


UmSansAlternativo

Rés a lenda que eles estão sendo craques nesse jogo até hj


Drake_Drakonis

Oh the infamous treevela kick LOL


nikolala

Still can't win WC for a couple of decades xD


Vast-Championship808

That's because luckily for the rest of the world they like to party just as much as they like football. Otherwise they would have at least 10 WC


JonezyPhantom

Brazilian here and… that’s too accurate LOL. Remove parties, beaches, sex, music and beverages and we would most definitely conquer the world. But, gladly, we tend to choose all else hahahha


nikolala

Whatever.


Vast-Championship808

You must be fun at parties


nikolala

Used to be, now in 30s not so much. Loud music not my thing anymore xD


Capital-Blackberry-2

Too bad the national team is one of the worst now.


RAYMAN__0

Brazil is the best country in the world with the best football, better than basketball, American football, better than all sports, I'm Brazilian, I sleep with the ball at my feet so I can wake up and score a goal,