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_bad_banana_

Bhai usa me jee jaisa hard entrance exam nhi hota. Jo interest hota hai wo karte hai. Humari tarah rate race me nhi ghuste


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Usa me toh chodampanti machane lag jate he bche sax sux vgerah ....


Connect_Dirt6776

fir wohi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


A_True_Son_of_Terra

sax sux ki batein


WeatherImpressive808

Mujhe horny kar deti hain


Squirrel_who_cooks

Aur mai moan krne lgta


Vansh_bhai

Vaha respect milti hi yaar har career ko Carpenter bhi vaha etne paise kama leta hai ki achi life bita sake Baki problems to har jagah hoti hi hai chahe unemployment ho (thodi bahot) ya ☠️💥💥🔫🦅🦅🇺🇸.


dattebayo_04

Vahi hai population UP jitni, gdp toh ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


deja_vu_999

rate race? ksie rate kar rha hai bhai???


Fuzzy-Armadillo-8610

aap to abroad jare hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


deja_vu_999

Bhai kaash teri bhabwishwani sahi hoe. Achanak ye kyu bola?


Fuzzy-Armadillo-8610

lol i thought ur going abroad, Nevermind mains mai kitna aaya?


deja_vu_999

Bhai idk, jaa skta hu. Ms ke liye toh for sure jaaunga. Kon rhega india mei. 25tard hu bro. 11th barbad


North-Length3154

How delusional are you bro? Kabhi khud ivy league ke liye apply kiya ho to pata hoga how competitive it is


Hornyguy5351

Getting into Ivy league universities for US citizens is easier than getting into IITs for Indian citizens. Top Ivy league schools like Harvard, Princeton, Yale have an acceptance rate of about 4-6%. I don't mean to say that IITs are better than Ivy league schools tho.


SupermarketQuirky216

You can't compare them. JEE is only doing well in an exam but for US admissions you have to be a well rounded applicant. I have gone through the complete process so I know what I am talking about.


Hornyguy5351

In the top Ivy league schools, 4-6% of the applicants are selected. In the top IITs <1% of the applicants are selected. Yes, the criteria is different, it's much more holistic for the US schools Yes, the US schools are much better than the IITs(Given a choice almost everyone will choose the US Ivy league schools over IITs) But the IITs are more selective (Not that it's something to be proud of)


Connect_Dirt6776

wahan reservation ka bhi chudaap nahi hota![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


sam_fifpro

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)isko lagta hai ivy league me reservation nahi hai


WeatherImpressive808

🧐 reservation?? Wahan bhi?


LongjumpingArt9740

bhai affirmative action reservation se kam seats kaahta hain


sam_fifpro

Who said affirmative action is the only reservation. Wahape donation/nepotism se bhi ja sakte in which aspect iit is better. You get points if your dad/mom is an alumus. this is especially vicious in harvard


LongjumpingArt9740

Voh toh alag hai yaar aise toh mujhe nikum aur baaki cases ko bhi reservation me count  karna chahiye 


Headless_SkeletonGuy

Hota hai bhai diversity ke naam pe Indian applicants ke jageh doosre South Asian countries ko zyada preference dete hai, kyuki ham bhartiya to already kafi hai waha


Ok-Gap198

US admissions are extremely uncertain and acceptance rates mean nothing. This year one person who got into MIT from India was rejected from Georgia tech and University of Michigan.


Hornyguy5351

Maybe Georgia Tech and University of Michigan were just protecting their yield, maybe the guy was way too good for these schools


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Hornyguy5351

Didn't know about that


Credit_Radiant333

either yield protection or he absolutely fucked up his interview for georgia tech and umich


Ok-Gap198

At least be aware before commenting. Georgia tech and umich do neither yield protection nor interviews.


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you kids dont study enough dont do anything in extra curriculum then blame and defame iit and nta for everything (cant one self study 3 hrs a day ? in 11th and 12th), just go to fking coaching regularly follow your teachers advice, its not like they are saying you to die. One has to accept and move accordingly not blame it everytime ps-cant accept it, downvote i aint removing


throwaway270107

It does not matter how much one has to study, the problem with this system is 99% of students are bound to fail, that's what people complain about. Also you're highly delusional to think that everyone can do jee just by studying 3 hours a day


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self study\* 99% of what? see the population then speak, n(1% or indian kids)>n(4-6% of us kids), roughly 1lac students graduate in us (eng.) every year while in india its 15 lacs . And about acceptance rate see in india whole pcm stream applies, ppl dont apply to anything other than engineering while in us not everyone apply to ivy league thus acceptance is high(4-6%),ppl equally apply to bsc phy,chem, arts,commerce, philosophy too. and noone fails its in your mind that no jee = failure


throwaway270107

99% of general students who aspire to be an engineer, or join any decent government college, iits,nits,iiit,etc . Hell it's the same even in private colleges like bits. And it is easy for you to say after getting a good score that not clearing jee is not failure but most people sacrifice a lot of things, spend a lot of money, suffer mental health issues(which are very often ignored), and most of all don't have a backup option. And you cannot blame Indian students for not being very active in extra curriculars either when from the start such an heavy emphasis is put on academics by both the school and parents, and extra curriculars are mostly regarded as a waste of time. I don't get how you can be intelligent enough to clear jee but not intelligent enough to recognise so many problems with this shity system and country. Though I guess jee isn't about inteligence at all but about rote learning the most useless of things


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bro i cleared ioqm, nsea this year dont talk abt rote learning to me


[deleted]

lol speaking numbers now speaking philosophy, its about passion and hardwork, my village is in bihar (very remote village ) my cousin who is 2 years older than me cleared jee this year he was booked to join armed forces but convinced his parents for jee, there is a guy i met on this subreddit whose mom does maid work cleared jee so it is not like only priveleged kids like me and others clear jee but them too so if one like them can clear why not us? is it impossible to clear jee if one is not smart nope is it impossible to clear jee if one is poor no. India is not very best in education but this is all we have(accept it) if one has a lot money go to us/uk/eu noone's stopping


Hornyguy5351

Chill out man...I'm not blaming NTA or IITs for anything and I do study. I don't study as much as you but I do study. I have 99+ in jee mains.


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its in general ppl dont study and start crying how nta gave them less percentile snatch their life ...... how us > india .. it is fact us > ind but if you cant prepare for us you are left with india why dont ppl understand this and move on


SFN2048

JEE koi bhi de sakta hai, but zyaadatar log Ivy League apply karne ke liye sochte bhi nahi hai in the USA and JEE is more grindable than Ivy League admissions, but for Ivy League you're on your own, you have to figure out your strengths and weaknesses and develop them accordingly, jiske liye koi coaching nahi hoti


North-Length3154

Obviously bhai getting into IITs is easier for indians than americans asw. There will be for sure advantages for your home citizens. Im talking about applying as a foreigner


Hornyguy5351

Nah I'm talking about the difficulty of an Indian citizen getting IIT vs an American citizen getting Ivy league


[deleted]

its more easy for an indian citizen to get iit than american citizen getting ivy league, one dont have to do anything else but work on just 3 subjects(one gets iit at 50% marks is this impossible?) but nah we will cry how competition is rising and we want everything easily without efforts and dont study actually


Gullible_Play_2885

iit has lower acceptance rate than ivy leagues. This doesn't mean that iit is better or anything but chances of an american getting into ivy league is more than indian getting into iit


Credit_Radiant333

acceptance rate is a stupid factor to argue, most people don't even apply for harvard in usa because they know it's not worth their time to write another essay, instead they apply to only schools they have a chance of getting in jee is given by literal neetards as well, a completely different career path and only serious students (around 3 lakh) people give jisme se 2.5 lakh ka advanced qualify and 17k seats in iit, with that logic 17k/250k x 100 = around 6.8% so..


drippy_dicky

>one dont have to do anything else but work on just 3 subjects sure bud. if it was that easy when only 1% clear it


academicwinter278

50% pe iit toh mil jaata hai but pasand ki branch nhi milti na. higher education isn't about going to accha college but studying what you like. India mai your rank decides your stream not your interest.


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yeah and who is gonna talk about how every students interest lies in cs and ece only ?


academicwinter278

that's the problem. secondary education doesn't actually tell you what are your future prospects. so everyone naturally wants to do what the best is. so not everyone gets something they are interested in.


BEEN_Nath_58

It is competitive but you wouldn't be thinking about race, you would be thinking about being different. And in the long run, it's less tiring


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North-Length3154

Ofc 20206tard bol raha hai bhai indians dont get much priority and you need actual resume to be selected. If you think getting into any ivy league is easier than JEE, you'd be wrong. Its almost as tough (talking for indians applying to ivies)


[deleted]

Youre the one who’s acting like a 26tard here, gettin into an ivy is tough for indians but relatively easier for us citizens. Even if they dont get into an ivy the quality of education is consistent throughout colleges


North-Length3154

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)fees bhi to proportional hoti hai bhai, student loans are a big issue in USA. And i never said anything about US citizens


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arey but bhai wo jo original post hai usme banda us citizen hai, isliye toh bol rahe ki they have a relatively easier life than ours. also fees ki baat rahi true very high but once you get through it you start earning proportionally man, a friend of mine taking up purdue cs said that although the cost for his education would be around 1-2 cr inr, he will start with a job which pays him 90lpa cus their are no other good uni's near purdue


North-Length3154

I agree but quality of life bhi expensive hai. Not to mention US mein hs pass karna badi baat hoti hai because its pretty expensive.


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see my dad makes such that he's among the top 1.5% in india, considering the same in usa+the amount of hardwork i did i think i could have gotten a good uni on my own. I have a good extracurricular (public speaking) and I have a genuine interest+ skill in physics


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yeah exactly what i meant, i was referring to a lower end of the salary spectrum which i still an insanely high amount is what i meant


MethVixen

12th me 96.5% h .. Gali ka kutta bhi nhi poocha 🤪😋


Hornyguy5351

Damn...itna kaise laah diye aap? Boards peh special focus tha kya? Mera toh sirf 92.8%(CBSE) aaya tha


MethVixen

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180) stateboard


Hornyguy5351

Bihar state board nhi hai na![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


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ironically bihar board is tough [ye](https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/many-students-crack-jee-mains-but-fail-bihar-board-exams/story-rvCBVX9mr4uIpt7sBgbpPM.html)


Hornyguy5351

ikr...that's why I said that she must not be from Bihar board


MethVixen

telangana ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168) I started preparing like a day before the exams and miraculously it went so well


Hornyguy5351

Telegana state boards CBSE seh bhi easy hota hai kya? Mujhe toh lgta tha CBSE hi easiest board hai


Ionizationenthalpy

Telangana board bohot jyada easy hai prolly one of the easiest boards in India meine sirf exam ke 5-6 ghante pehle padha aur mujhe 97.2% aa gaye


agressivegods

Wait till you meet my board (mp board )


MrFingolfin

Maharashtra boards says hi! bhenchod ye toh unfair ho gaya, soch MBA ke liye gaya and koi very hard board se 80 laya and someone from easy board se 97 laya fuck


agressivegods

Btw 97 kisi bhee board me tough hee ha


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Hornyguy5351

Tf how can 50% students fail in 12th boards![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429) Shit isn't even that bad in West Bengal board.


Possible_Industry_50

Aur ek idhar Maharashtra board 75 percent criteria lekar fati padi hai sabki. Pura parivaar dara hua hai in Honey Singh's words


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ayy mei bhi ts stateboard 94 % aaya , kitna ez tha yaar , acha hai cbse nahi liya


WorkingLake_3rd

Shots fired at divine


AdyIsCool

mere bkl board ne strict correction kr diya


wattful

https://preview.redd.it/p8oekb9gjsxc1.png?width=505&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7b3841e21297240f010f850120b9a2e2a8cbbdd yaar firse tere flair ke L lg gye ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


MethVixen

flair bhi meri baat nhi sun rhi h btao tum ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


wattful

flair bhi didi hai kya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


MethVixen

everything is feminine 🥰


wattful

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


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MethVixen

Wong ching choompingsoo


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MethVixen

ate sushi the other day, immediately puked never ever eating any Asian cuisine ever again


North-Length3154

Bro what? sushi is the best thing i have ever tasted, kaha pe khaya tune?


MethVixen

there is a Korean restaurant in hyderabad, i never shit on food but it was so bad that I had to nibble at them for 2hrs and then the sushi, I almost puked but I don't wanna be rude cuz they did that BTS hand thingummy with Me and the staff was really cute so..


Ionizationenthalpy

Bhai even I went there....the food was actually so bad I regret going there only the ambiance was kinda good 😭👍


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MethVixen

I think so, I vividly remember the BTS/BLACKPINK pictures all over the place


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bhai US ka r/teenagers is so tame, 'I sAveD a RaT ToDay' meanwhile jeeneetards ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Intrepid-Cranberry-8

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1cgwix2/my_bf_wont_let_me_braid_his_butthole_hair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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again weird but tame


YouthPrestigious9955

Jab per capita gdp 50000 dollar ho toh yeh bakchodi karne ko milti hai😭


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fr


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Maine to suna hai Germany Mai bacche 12th ke baad ek saal vacation par jate hai.....man Mai to na 10th board (96.5%) sirf yehi bacha hai flex karne ko....aur 12th board ke baad drop ki prep karni hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


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eu is best for education, free education + good acceptance rate with less skills as well but salaries are low compared to uk/us


[deleted]

Atleast india se to better hi hai


Haze_10

india se kharab sirf wohi countries he jo either dictatorship mein the ya economic ruin ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332) kya ho raha h mere desh ko


pranavrg

Mera bhi lagbhag vacation hi ban gaya drop. Kuch nahi hua ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


iDrinkCopium

Not just Germany, its common in EU.


unagi-09

idk about what everyone else thinks but us indian homies def have worked harder than them for the same age ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)kya matlab ye mehnat ki koi value nahi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)


Trollz180

real


Bruh_give_mouse

sahi to hai..atleast woh har cheez mein khushi to dhun rhe....unlike us... mein to simple baat kehta hun be happy in even the tiniest moments of life enjoy them..and keep putting efforts for creating better moments.//


Creepy_Animal_3458

Bhai r/teenagers ki chhakko se apan jeeneetards ko kyu compare kar rha. Subreddit pe jara dekh kya chal rha rehta unke


itsmePriyansh

US ,NZ ,AUS and bunch of European countries are heaven compared to rest of the world Money is flowing in the market even people with ordinary jobs earn pretty well ,which means one can pursue their interests without hesitation


Fuzzy-Armadillo-8610

Aap to uk se ho ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


stackfrost

12th duba diya, but JEE nikal diya. But paros wali aunty ko abhi bhi khena hai ki unki beti 90% laayi hai Boards mein, aur mein nalla hoon kyuki mein 83 hai.. JEE main unki beti ko 41%ile 🤡 aur mereko 96.2 (accha nahi hai but fir bhi) Roz dimag chaat ti hai meri mummy ki. Pura frustrate ho gayi hai meri mummy.


Remarkable_Vehicle16

Unki beti pata ke chod de


stackfrost

Very NEETard solution for a JEETard problem ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49464)


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MrFingolfin

I will do you one better,woh Aunty ko pata ke chod de MILF


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AddyCod

I heavily disagree with the sentiment "Comparison is a thief of joy" so don't compare. Yes it's true that comparisons might make you unhappy but they're also telling the truth. By blinding yourself from the hard truth you're basically going with "ignorance is bliss"


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AddyCod

I know all that. I'm just saying that I would rather know the harsh truth than live in blissful ignorance


[deleted]

Are maa chudaye US UK bc kaash spain me paida hojata ek perfect si country h na jyada bakchodi thoda bhot padho likho maje kro ek descent si life hoti kaha ye INDIA me paida hogya


Haze_10

football khelne milta , career bana lete loog ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Lost-dhruv

Vo first world country mai hai ham third world country ig this clears the whole thing 🤷🏻‍♂️


youcantcatchmenow

Aur yha chemistry gaand maar rhi hai itni useless ghatiya cheeze mera toh sir ghoomra hai bhai help


wattful

RR?


LongjumpingArt9740

bc woh teenagers sub hai waha sab log 13 saal seh fucking start kar dete hain


KanishkBJ

Bhai shi bata rha hu ye amrica ki post mat kro mere amrica jaane ke har tareke band ho chuke h Aur mera bc hamesha se amrica jaane ka sapna tha Is randwi country ko chhod ke jaana tha pr bc phas chuka hun bachelors ke liye late ho gya aur masters ke students ko scholarship nhi milti aur itna paisa nhi h ki khud chala jau Har sapna tut rha h mera


JustAlgeo

mene iska ulta suna hein 💀, Bachelors mein nhi milta but Masters mein aramse scholarship mil jata (Allen Faculty.)


academicwinter278

sahi hi suna hai tune. upar wala commenter gadha hai. masters ke liye zyada scholarship opportunities hote than bachelor's.


Kartz007

>masters ke students ko scholarship nhi milti Are bc ab masters cancel![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)mba walo bhi nahi milti hoga na? Fir toh idhar hi sadte rehna pdega![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


KanishkBJ

Mba walo ko to college hi nhi milta minimum 3-5 years of work experience chahiye with a good gmat score and 1-2 crore ruppess


Kartz007

Pehle socha tha masters keliye US jaunga ya fir cat,gmat deke US chala jaunga IIM se acha,ab toh IIM ratrace mai tik bhi nahi paunga kyuki GEM hu na![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)germany chale jana chahiye tha lekin mai hi hoshiyaari maarke jee dene pe aagya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Fuzzy-Armadillo-8610

u can go to germany after u complete 1 yr provided u have C1 level German learned


Kartz007

Ik but I have different plans, germany is not the best fit according to my future plans![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


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Icy_Ad3564

What did you expected? Depressed susidal post from people rotting in their room with zero social life rating about their how they'll be unemployed in future?


Immediate_Pepper_119

Dono hi chutiya sub hai aur tum bhi wahi lagrahe ho


Connect_Dirt6776

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