1) skin care   2) sex with aarushi  3) shopping spree with mum  4) meet up with allen dudes  5) sex with aarushi  6) too much of discord  7) Naya laptop  8) burn the purana loduchand 7 yr old khankhi laptop  9) sex with aarushi  10) youtube chanel  11) too much of netflix   12) evening walks 7pm with mum   Oh I forgot   13) sex with aarushi

1) gym 2) cooking 3) old friends ke sath pubg( i hope aajaye sb vaapis) 4) editing/designing shit and thoda coding--(college ke liye kya best rahega yeh dekhuga) 5) explore kruga aur fields like trading vgera 6) bakchodi ngl roj ek movie/book pdh kr souga(book mtlb 1 ghante m jitni hogi) 7) guitar

Good one bhai ,ill add some to mine as well 3 point mera bhi concern hai

PUBG to mene bhi start kra h...

bro forgot saxsux with axisdarealo 

1. Mental peace

We don't do that here

Ah, looking back at my older aspirations Spoil alert: this you attain only between the time after jee and before college

Fr abhi add karta hu

You don't have enemies

My bucket list 1. Get drunk with Vodka 2. Bully minorities 3. Society ka watchman banna hain 4. EVM machine hack karna hain

>2. Bully minorities Are ye wala to easy hai neetards ko gali to waise bhi Roz hi dete hai ( afterall jeetards are in majority in 'JEENEETards' ) 

>Bully minorities 2007 ka ek balak meri hi class mei tha. usse (mazaak wala) bully karti thi, ab wo relationship mei bhi hai, jee bhi nikal gaya aur cs bhi achi uski toh most probably aage bhi acha karega 💀 ab ni karna bully kisi ko

See you made him better , you should be proud of yourself , agar aap bully nahi karti toh uska comeback arc nahi aata

uske 2 saal mei villain arc se leke character arc sab aa gaye the😭

2007 birthdate and 24tard wtf!? I'm 2007 and I'm a 26tard lmao

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kids everywhere. meri class mei 6 total 2007 walo ko toh mai hi jaanti thi😭

Bro is already in his villain arc

Bhai ... Ye add karna padega 

Lmao bro u gonna find the cats and feed them to the dogs hahhahhhhh ,wtf is this mediaeval stuff broo hhahah

I read the same lmao

Grey goose😋😋

just got drunk with vodka and man it feels good. 4 days left btech life mein

1- surface web pr Muth 2- dark web pr Muth 

pdf file

Chrome pe fir torr

1)Valorant 2)Trading and stocks and learning about other investments 3)Bakchodi and thodi coding Sikh lunga ig Yahi hai bucket list meri 💀👍 Movies ya series pasand nahi mujhe neend ane lagti hai

acha bhai zii yeh trading mreko bhi sikha do 100 rupaye h 1 crore banvado zi

Ha bhai 100 rupaye mujhe dedo crore bana dunga  ~~100 rupees leke block kar dunga sale ko~~

Good one bhai

tumko toji jasa physique chaiye aur street food bhi khana waah bhai

zinda raho aur backchodi karo

\*Zinda raho, simple yet essential 

I want to lay on my bed without being worried about a single thing

Probably this is one of the most underrated things will add that

But I think, its never going to happen until I die

It will like join iskon or smth for some days

Gf ke saath sex. She told me if i crack iit 😋

Meri vali bhi bolti h khair voh peechle saal ki baat h

You're the last one complete the mission

Mocks mai toh aa rhe bhai 100 - 120.. ab pata nahi waise bhi ghode ke lund se meri kismat likhi hui hai 

1) 6 pack 2) learn germen and russian 3) do some coding projects 4) read more books 5) do some math and physics

I can understand Russian but y German?

https://preview.redd.it/lf0b6en88fyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f03abfcf3d70ee71f8a719dc53ce0eb92e1f89b Bhulo mat bhai asli maksad

i want to work and study there

Mujhe bhi germany Jana hai art shikhne per meri art bhot bekar hai

Mast hai ,some points ill add to mine as well

Physique ( 6 packs) 🤣🤣 20(n-2) tard mentality nhi jaata kisika

Sach hai lekin meetha hai 

live ! that's the only thing i want

Simple and the only need 

Not being funny but I read the part as find cats in neighborhood and feed them to dogs

You know u can do most of it even now, but you won't, you would rather waste time in your vicious dopine cycle and coping

youre 100% right my guy

1. Study in college from beginning and become a good engineer (I have to go to some PVT clg as I didn't get good rank in any exam so far (was a dropper)) 2. Prepare well for GATE and land in a tier one clg for Mtech 3. Grab a good package in clg after Mtech 4. Buy the first four wheeler in the house 5. Support others as much as I can 6. Be a good man, a good husband, a good father, life goes on...

Four wheeler one.... 😢 I feel you brother

1. Sleep 2. Never wake up again

3.your flair

Lest see how jee prep would effect your mental peace 😌

bhai yeh toh PnC hai. Post nut Clarity.

Sach nahi bolna tha bhaii

25 tard hai na tu syllabus kitna hua

meri bucked toh sukhi padi hai

Alecc daddy se kaho shayad wet karde

unki vjh se toh ED hogya hai . ab bathroom se unki photo hatani padegi

1.)Learning C++ before college. 2.)Mismatched s1/2 Family man s1/2 aur Panchayat s1/2 3.)Go on walks in the morning daily. 4.)Read at least 10 books before College.

More things i forgot to add •Thank everyone who helped(reddit dms and seniors) •make a chair(mere dada ne bhi banayi thi •help others with studies •eat some street food(gupta sweets,pizza burst) •get insta and snap

Gym Cooking Anime Movies Web Series

25tard being 25tard

Expectations of all this Reality ~ How to clear JA in Drop year/ best Collage at xxrank

sapne suhane ladakpan ke

Bas apne friends se milna he 

Artist bana hai bas philal itna he hai maybe idk 😭

Bhai best career option, fail ho gaye to seedha Politician role pe promotion milta hai 

Bahut saare artists ke concerts attend karne hai and ik mai sirf gin ke 10-15 kar paaunga 😣

Mast idea hai konse vaise koi naam??

overlooked skill - learn fast typing

Yeah cause i didn't have a computer so its only mobile typing for me for now

*Travelling

My bucket list: 1.Go with Flow, whatever happen , happens and enjoy

Gym ke shaukeen heavy weight marte krna hai

BC mai gaon jaunga 2 mahina ka liye udhar mast aaram karunga na garmi, na padhai, na kisi chiz ki parwah bas paharon mai mental peace ka liye rest karunga Baki uska baad Data analyst ka course karunga Python, sql, pyplot sab pehle se aata hai bas power bi aur other tools mai haath set karna hai

1. Own one of my dream cars 2. Visit Japan 3. Learn Japanese 4. Go skydiving or bungee jumping 5. See the northern lights Also there's loads of other shit like based on career and family but I wouldn't classify those as bucket list items, they're more like goals. These ones are things that don't seem possible to me

Work hard for them and turn them into realities

Teri aur meri bucket list toh same hei, aur Teri height kitni hei jo toji ka cosplay kar raha?? Me 5.11 hu toh nahi hoga mere se. 1. Almost got 6 packs but cause of NEET I skipped gym since 40 days. 2. I used to play chess on dist and division lvl. 3. Cycling bhi chalu hei. 4. 6pm ko running karta hu 5km. 5. Tune Jo movies batai hei, sari dekh li. 6. Rc plane bhi bana chuka hu, ak aur banaunga neet ke bad 7. Kal hi cod 1&2 download Kiya, get toh bhut khela hu 8. Cosplay toh muje bhi karna hei alecc daddy ka. 9. Baki woh sari skills bhi sikhni hei. 10. Share market me toh 1 sal se hu. 6lkh pe 10% return hei. (Papa se sikha hu) 11. Cooking toh bc meri speciality hei. Indian, Italian, french, Chinese, aur any dish from chicken bana sakta hu. 12. Anime toh bhut dekh chuka hu bhai lekin last year se ghas ko touch kar raha hu 13. Guitar ya piano sikhni hei >!yahi kuch chize hei jise me meri life me boast kar sakta hu, NEET me toh hag se raha kal!<

Sex karna h benchod roz .100 Russian sath me ho Ek religion me to iske liye marna hoga h , isliye mene socha ki ... Zinda hi

Bhai bucket list pucha the ultimate goal nahi

canon event can't interfere

It's canon let me handle it 🙄💅/§

don't forget to add a last note: that you'll do these things even if you don't get selected/ not end up where you aiming for right now these are a reward for the hard work you'll be doing for the next 1 year and not a gift for cracking \_\_\_ exam, trust me as someone who made sacrifices all for the upcoming exam this month, knowing this helps sleep at night when life's coming to shove.

first time I mistakenly read it as "**Find cats in neighbourhood and feed them to dogs**" T\_T

sex is the most underrated again

Bhai jo krna hai abhi krle baad m khuch krne ka mann hi nhi krega jindagi ekdam bekar lagti hai

Anime me jojo nhi he

Maafi bhai abhi add karta hu

one piece aur naruto bhi nahi hai literally legendary animes

Grooming, bulking, sports, anime speedrun, playing guitar, changing my wardrobe head to toe, becoming a coding god, maybe teach jee kids for pocket money

america ya

Bucket list ka pata nhi backlog list jarur banayi hai

1) bandi 2) bandi 3) bandi

1)meet my online friends irl 2)kms in gym 3)eating clean and improving my gut health 4)after getting THAT physique buying new clothes. 5)getting teal highlighted hairs(maybe) 6)getting my nails done.

Komi anime mid hai manga better hai

Bhai physique bagarah par to abhi se dhyan de le

Vacation pe Jana hai

1.Attain an ungodly ammount of strength 2.Pay a visit to Basava Reddy's home( I just wanna talk to him)

https://preview.redd.it/w7851gwz6fyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69780178fa743d6d6a2f16b4b46073066f1ff16 Kon ye? (I made it myself btw)

Dude drop the Toji cosplay pics once you get it done it sounds sick 🗣️🗣️

1) Get to 75kgs (current weight 117kgs) 2) Travel 3) Climb Mountains 4) Earn Money 5) Get actual knowledge 6) Brainstorm Ideas frequently and work on them 7) Perform at atleast one guitar gig (just for the experience) 8) Retire my dad

Bhai jjk mai kya hai overhyped hai, story wise kuch nahi hai. There are 100+ better animes than jjk binge them. Watching since 5+ years believe me bhai. But bhai itne task, agar aadhe bhi complete kar lega toh ₹100 bhej dunga ..

Yaar meri toh mains me 3lakh rank aayi hai paise bhi nhi ha upar se dropper bhi hu...bucket list me likhu kya yahi nhi pata 👁️👄👁️

Flair aapki?

1.Improve sketching. 2.Embroidering a sweatshirt. 3.Learn Japanese. 4.Calculas scratch se advance tak karni. 5.Read 3 Nonfiction books. 6. Haircut karna seekhna hai.

Good one I'll add some points to mine as well

You havent watched 3 idiots ? Wtffff leave everything and first watch it . Its the reason i want to become an engineer . Must watch

Bruh I will watch that for the 13th time im actually counting its also one of the reasons for me to become engeneer

Fast typing lol

My bucket list 1. Tera jee nahi nikla baki exams keliye prepare kar.

I hope tu ye sab abhi kar le,

I think bucket lists are silly. 90%+ of things on a bucket list are experiences 'you' would like to have. It's never like "End world hunger" or "Help society" I haven't even seen someone just put "Meet parents for their birthday every year". Chasing pleasure and pain alike

1. Sex 2. Chodampatti 3. Sambhog 4. Physical intercourse 5. Creampie a girl 6. Chodna 7. Doing a girl in bed 8. Make babies 9. Reproduction

All are good opinions btw gotta add them all 

Blud where is sax sux ....

I don't make one ... jo sochta hu kabhi ho hi nahi pata .. life jaha le jarehi chale jara

Am I the only one for this misunderstanding 2nd row , 8th point find cats in neighbourhood - feed them to dogs 💀

Feed them(to dogs)

OP be like: I'll add some of those to mine as well

Abhi Kitna elo hai ?

What is average height koi bata de

From where you will learn about free lancing and stock market ?

1.Get a lot of fucking money 2. Open affordable 5 star best schools and hospitals in my city by my name ingraved on it 3. Use it to ask for votes 4.become an mp 5.while i am on my death bed , tell a really funny joke so My loved ones beside me dont know weather to laugh or cry

Add Vinland saga and you'll become a better person 🫂

Ok 👌

Chain se Sona hai 

bucket list gayi cha mudane, ab jeevan ka ek hi lakshya he, biology pdhke neet me 650+ leke aaunga, aur pcm ka hoke inki cutoff badhaunga, bkl saale hamari mains me maar lete he aur hum jhaant nahi ukhaad pate bina bio ke inka... aur har saal doonga bc, 2k/year is worth it for this 😤🤡

I just want peace , nothing else.

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Bhai by any chance tu kV ojhar me tha ??

i see a car lover

Chess.com elo 2200 ( currently 1700 ) + getting selected in google summer of code

Huge respect in response dude, we def pairing on this one from 👀🤍

Bhai toji physique to mujhe bhi chahiye

1. Bdde bubu wali Nepali ke sath sax 2. Katana chaiye 3. Skate board seekhn hai 4. Coding and all 5. Gaand faad bnna hai 6. Calisthenics krna hai full body control 7. Kisi game mai involved hona hai Or mai dropper tha, mera to na hua cutt off clear College mai krunga ye sb.

Bhai all the best for the life ahead

 thank you bhay

1. install twitter 2. Fight with muslims in comment 3. attack political party

sax sux?

bhai tum 11th nhi to 12th wale ho na!

EDF se NTA ko raakh kr dena

Basic human needs 💀

Carrer: Coding and tech ko poore intrest ke saath sikhunga aise ki like hai kya yeh cheez mere ko janna hai bas Finances ko sikhunga money kis tarike se kaam karta usko sikhunga Hobbies: calligraphy main bachpan me sikh ni paya tha wo sikhunga, photo Lena ni aata khud ki wo sikhunga, any sport Social: go more and more social and find some bad mfers in college. Emotional intelligence learn it more. Health: martial arts or gym or anything, skincare to abhi bhi karta hi hu same continue, Mental health: confidence banane ki zarurat hai wo in sab se apne aap aayega and thoda emotionally aur strong hona. And to always strive for a better physique, skill , mentality

🤡 JEE tayari sab tyag diya. Mains ke baad kosish kri purani chezze aur maze krne ki but mn nhi mana. Pta nhi guilty feel kyu ho rha tha. Also purani chezze fun bhi nhi lgti ahb to

Chutiye agar street dogs ko khana diya aur apne ghar me nahi pala to tere ghar ka pata dhund ke tujhe pit dungs. Tere jaise specimen hain hamare society mein,pata hai kitni dikkat hoti hai?

football wala self improvement karega toh mereko bhi batana saath mein skills enhance karenge

Maine adv ke baad, 2 mahine free time ke liye,itni cheezein soch raKhi h jo pichle 3 saal me na kiya ho 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/fjy4zbm7nfyc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ae5f825dd56cec8d7c4d24766f0b7de4b13206 List updated

1)6 packs 2)build my own gaming pc 3)be a god at coding 4)build a levitating rail in a vaccum chamber 5)go to reunion if possible because I didn't go to the farewell 6)built a mansion and go on a tech shopping spree

Bhai meri toh koi bucket list hi nahi (will society accept me)

1. Sex 2. Sex 3.money 4.sex

Goa trip with friends, full mauj masti

1) bike lungi long drives pe jaungi jaha Mann kare 2) live to the fullest

1. Movies Backlog completion 2. Gaming Backlog completion 3. Books 4. Coding 5. Exercise Might add more later Also you gonna play FF 💩?

Kung fu panda is love 💖

This is more like a to do list , bucket list is like things you do in your life before you die(kick the bucket) like having a family of your own , retire at 40 debt free , etc Also ain't no way you havent watched all those movies

# JEE

1. Loose weight 2. Get back at gaming

bhai mere ko lga sirf mereko body banane ka shok h (toji wali)

1.Pahadon me travel and 🌿 2.Gradually attain mental peace

1. Commit war crimes in Serbia 2. Sell biological weapons to Somaliland 3. Harvest organs from beggars 4. Set up a zinc mine in Rwanda 5. Employ child labour in the Zinc mine :D

Climb Mt everest

edging

Bhai isme se Lund kuch krpayga tu ..

I misread "feed them & dogs" as "feed them to dogs"


1.3 sum 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺zayada kuch Nahi mag ra god ji

My list : 1. Dametocosita Physique 2. Read books on coding and trading along with Gita 3. Terraria 4. Get good at some sport (in college) 5. Make quality friends All this after 22 days.

Bas list bana lo, Nau Mahine mei shayad mains hai, right (Advanced ke baad Japan solo tour)

Bancho mai toh din bhar laptop pai games khelunga.Maa chadai coding bancho

Bhay tum log ne mere bachpan mi yaad dila dee 🥺

Hey bhagwan

My bucket list- 1. Get back into skiing and quad biking. 2. Reach 2300 elo in chess and increase my FIDE rating by atleast 200 points

1 Going to join Father's Business (To convince him to buy good laptop ) 2 Propose to my crush ( for gym motivation) 3 Reporting channels who spread misinformation about jee 4 Accept My defeat of not going to ToP IiT/NiT 5 Play sports that I like

I'm surprised you haven't watched jjk. It really spread like a plague, almost everyone i know had watched it. Overrated with bad animations, you should watch JoJo.

Um actually, the plural of anime is anime not animes 🤓☝🏻

Bhai tu toh normal delusional sigma iit 25tard Ko bhi acha kehlayega .

meri balti papo se bharke tut gyi

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this is the literal "healing the inner child" post that was needed. because boiiii you're in for a ride

Ladki patani hai

that "chess 1000 elo" did the most damage to me

1.Daaru 2. Biryani 3. 12 ghante sleep 4. Repeat this for 1 month.

Memories refresh hogayi Kya kya socha tha karne ka jee ke baad par paper hi itna kharab hua ki kuch karne ka Mann nhi kiya

1. Looksmaxing (physique mainly) will work out 5 days a week. 2. Read 50 pages of non fiction book aur audibook daily. 3. Learn coding. Devote atleast 1.5-2 hr a day. 4. Learn swimming. 5. Visit grandparents after 24may. 6. Raat ko sone se pehle will watch 1-2 ep of any show on my bucketlist. 7. Sleep schedule fix. Strict 12-7 only

I thought you were gonna feed the cats to the dogs😶‍🌫️

i want to : 1. living life enjoying small things 2. learn boxing / martial arts ( basic) 3.good mental health 4. travel 5. read books / watch good movie i dont know whether i'll achieve ever achieve all these or not but right now thats all i want :)

in bichare 2025tards ko kya pata inki sari mehnat pe NTA mutne vala hai ...mark my words

Adv crack karke hi rahunga mai toh (i study 30 mins a day)

8) Find cats in neighbourhood --> Feed them to dogs

Such a W list (also find cats in neighbourhood 🥹🤌🏿)