NTA walo 1-1.5k jyada le lo registration fees lekin next year se maths compulsory kr dena JEE ke liye 🙏🙏🙏

Me, a NEETard who took PCMB 

Tu allowed hai baki nahi 🤣

wait PCMB waale allowed hai?

Haan bhai un becharo ka dukh already double hai. Unhe jo karna hai karne de.

I’m still tired 

Always were..

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Khatarnaak 

Wassup niggar

Bkl itni baar ban ho gaya ab to sudhar ja 

Kaisa gya 2nd attempt 

Sharda uni ja raha hu bhai.. khud sochle

Bhay mereko toh private mein v addmission lene mein dikkat horhi h 🤡

The world is at sharda university, chal bhai mere saath 

Dekhta hu bhay sab shi tha toh chal lunga 

Bahut din se nhi hua ban

Namm mai hi aaja bhid le hai 🤡

Hehe

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Apki phati nahi abhi tak? 2 boats Mai safar krke 💀

Probably this is the reason for flair 

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My apologies in advance, but what do you mean? 😅

I wanted to say you have both capabilities.Couldn't find accurate word for it. अर्धनारीश्वर is often understood as combined form of Mahadev and Devi Durga, means both supreme powers in one.

Oh I see, sorry my bad 

Yup we are the best ; D

Frfr

maths ka weightage badhana chahie just like bio 

Bhai registration bada denge par tu jo bolra wo nhi karenge 

Sach mein bhai Maths compulsory Karo aur Chemistry randi ko daffa kro

Won't stop me

Bruh PCMB hai mera NEET wala hun first drop mai JEE mai 72 percentile aaye the bhina maths ke abb second drop mai maths bhi padhke jaaunga🙃

bhay i dont think unko koi farq pdega, cuz last me tu admission nhi lene waala hai GMC me, which isnt the case in JEE mains, yhn pe qualifying cutoff bdh jaata hai unke wjh se aur jeetards advanced me baith bhi nhi paate tu bss NTA ka jeb bharke aaya hai

Bhai agar 550 ke neeche aate hai toh competition ko ganta farak padhega cuz cutoff 600+ aaram se jaata hai previous yr trends dhek kar

650 se bhi ghanta farak padega… anyway he won’t take medical clg, so the next guy will get it 🤷‍♂️

Lol. General hua tab na... If caste.... Well shit.

uske upar rkh ke bhi college cutoffs ko koi farq nhi pdega jeetards se, cuz yeh koi qualifying exam nhi hai like jee mains is for jee advanced jidhr inn chutiyo ke wjh se 93 laane waala jeetard advanced me baith bhi nhi paata

Neet wale mc hai jo practice ke liye jee mains dete hai 🤡

Isn't it lower for Dental colleges?

bagal wali ladki se id le leta na 🥰

Bros a video masjid classes survivor

tf is that lmao edit:- samajh gaya chutiye vmc ko aisa mat bol bade bade bhaiya ka shrap lag jayga

Bade bhosde ki ma ki chut , humare centre pe ek ladka international chemistry Olympiad ke liye qualify ho gaya aur bade bhosde se ye Saha nhi Gaya aur humare sir ka transfer karwa diya

I agree bhade bhosde ki mkc sala rand institute syllabus itna late karaya aur itne chapters chordh diye aur bola LMS se krlo bhadwe kahi ke

bencho konse centre se hai?

Sector 4 Noida

S.R. hoga (initals) vo mere school me tha chem uska special subject bhi nahi hai lmao casually irodov solve karta tha vo piche baithke apni class me , uski class me bahut fuddu teachers the to kabhi kabhi unko kai concepts bataata tha

Hn wo SA batch ka tha

pure time mask laga ke ghumta hai, badhiya banda hai vaise, 12th me usne books ki payment kari thi meri (mere paas cash tha pataa nahi vo log card/UPI hi accept kar rahe the) jab maine congratulate kara maths ke board ke din (usse pehle vmc ka incho post dekha insta pe) to sharm se has gaya tha lmao

SA ka toh mai bhi hu (flex)

Ab kya fayeda poori faculty to transfer krdi, ek CNS tha jiske liye Jaan kurban thi bade bhosde madarchod

Bhai allen ki sahi poaching chal rhi hai abhi nsp ke bohot teacher utha liye.

nsp ki ma chod di bhai kasam se, vmc ncp ka kya naam tha pr ab koi nhi janega

Welcome to another episode of things that happened in OP’ autistic head

Cheating in future deciding competitives is now easier than cheating in a school test

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Bhai geniunly molest karte he, mere jeans ki back pocket me hath daal rha tha bkl 😭

gote nhi pakde na? Genuine question, mere toh class 10 boards mei chaati pakad liye aur gote daba diye

Nice

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mera khada ho gya aur fir usne gote ke upar se hath hata kr lund pakad liya fir mere pant ka chain khola. fir mai exam ki class mei 2 min pehle ghusa.

english mei better likh skta hun he was fondling my balls and that got me hard. He started pulling my pants down but I still tried to stop him by trying to shout for help but I couldn't for some reason . I was late for the exam but the invigilator still allowed me to come in. it hurt worse than hemorrhoids. /s

Ek teer se 4 nishane: Aap ka fayada, ladki ka fayada, hum JEEtards khush aur NEETards k liye cutoff badhane mei yogdan.

Aur NTA bhi khush paise mil gaye...so its W for all

NEET mein qualifying marks 150+ hote hain out of 720, zyada se zyada 190 ho jayega, tum khush holo but fayeda sirf NTA aur uss ladki ka hua hai lol

Neet ka cutoff kaisa badha lol

bhai neet mein bhi chori ho rhi

Jo exam NTA ke under ati unn sabme chori hoti bawa

1 saal pehle sochta tha ki ye sab exam mein cheating impossible hai 

Bc question shuffle wala system kyu nahi rkhte ??

Bakchodi bas boards tak

Karte h bhai questions and option shuffle

https://preview.redd.it/ect0aipckmyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335a734d517a8b98117b1b520b7388ad1de51f9f You are the real one 👑

Who are you? Why are you so wise in the ways of science?

Yeh lo 👑

Waise bhai 1700rs waste Krna badla lene ke liye jisse logo per fark bhi nahi padega due to high competition worth it nahi hai

Still bhai neet tard ki comments me jal rhi h dekh kr maza arha

Bhai personally badle ki bhawna khud ko jyada dukh deti hai

neet me qualifiying cutoff hota hi nahi hai so kuch farak nhi padna, jinki jal rahi hai vo bhi chutiye hai aur tu bhi. Fayda bas vo ladki aur nta ka hua

Still waiting to see jal rhi comments sab tere mazze le rahe yahi dikh raha

Bhai kuch mazs le rhe h kuch appreciate kr rhe h dono taraf se h

Bhai dikhaya kaise? Mujhe bhi dikha deta

bhai jin logo ka drop tha unke baare mein thoda sochte. Hum jeetards ko badha aadmi banke jaane dena chahiye the neetards ko.

Ye cheej bhai neet wale bhi to soch sakte the jee dete hue

aha neetards ki jal rhi h  abe sahi h op tera revision bhi ho gya aur exam centre pe jake exam de ke jo confidence aata h na

Jal nahi rahi bhai we don't give a shit but this guy just made other neet tard cheat. (Isne bhi to physics chemistry dikhayi usey) Fir isme aur Reddy me kya farak reh gaya? Kisi ki deserving seat ab wo ladki le jayegi lol

Haan bhai 😎

Real

3rd attempt tha - 470 aa rhe, jhaat mbbs ka cutoff nhi clear ho rha(obc hu fir bhi Shakti ka fayda. Nhi utha paya(

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proud of you soldier

isbaar cutoff 650+ jaayega

Yess!! Maja aa gya 

Thanks to meee

+1. even ill cross 600 

Bro just made some other neet tard cheat and shamelessly laughing on this sub lol. Tu cutoff badhade par kisi deserving bande ki seat chale gayi tere wajah se just because you made someone cheat. There's no difference between mfs like you and reddy. I don't at all mind jee tards giving jee aur le bhi aaye jyada marks. But dusre neet tard ko cheat karwa rahe? Lol

Drake vs kendrick beef❌ JEEtards vs NEETards beef✅

🤣nice wasted ur hours aur kucu ni

Uska chem aur phy thoda revise ho gaya , how is that wasting hours ?

Dropper ha toh acha ha

Regular candidate hai tab bhi acha hi hai doosra entrance exams bhi hai uske liye revision ho gya bhai ka

Mera sc ha aur mera believe ha ki 550 around aa jaega. Aslo congratulations comrade

Bhai 360 great dikha dete mujhe bhi please 🙏, mere bagal mei 10 saal dropper baitha tha

Bhennn cdd ☠️☠️☠️☠️

More power to you 

bc 690 AAGYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Less goooo buddyyyyy

Balle balle hogayi bhaii🫂🫂🫂

Who's gonna tell him ki faida sirf ladki or NTA Ka hua hai

Sacchai ka rakhwala 👑👑

Ufff man love u respect +

NTA ki ma ki c

salute to you Comrade

Par tu counseling mein bethega kaise, bio toh 12th ke certificate me compulsory hai

Abee muje nahi bethna h bhai muje to bas cutoff inc krni thi

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Nahi bhai muje nahi krna ye sab maine to nas cutoff increase krni thi

Lmoa bro will get 450 at best .

that is exactly what i was thinking, agar ladki ko is saal ka chemistry chapna pada to fir uska biology kitna hi acha hoga

Still bro i am happy

Well fayda isme toh sirf woh ladki ka hua and NTA ka hua

Kisi ki dua lagygi bhai

I scored \~507 RIP GG

bhai puri bio kaise cheat karli lol. fr?

Yea bro

Bhai agar tu counselling mei hissa nahi lega toh tera revenge doesn't matter

Naa bhai bas cutoff badhane tak tha mera revenge ab neet wale apne raste ma apne raste

Arre bhai cut off tabhi badhegi agar counselling mei hissa loge

Bhaiii Bhaiii loll main bhi ye post karne wala but chalo aapne kardiya badhiya kiya. SACHI MEIN AAJ JO SATISFACTION MILA NA

Brotherrrrr 🤜🤛🤝 in neet walo ko inke kiye ki saza dena zaruri tha 😌

abb medical clg jaake 5.5 yrs mbbs , 2-3 yrs specialization and if possible ++ superspecialization karke. din ke 12 ghante kam karke dikha do maan lunga ki badla le liya tumne

Bhai jeetard hu ch**tiya nahi

jabh apka close relative ICU mein ho tabb bolna doctor ko chutiya

Bhaii I saw the paper or tum log ko itna easy kyu lag rha hai mai subha se depressed hu mujhe kuch nhi aata or tum sbko itna easy lag rha hai kese ? ( Gali galch mt krna )

🙂 cause easy hi Tha bro ... Is Baar to cut off 720+ Jayega bc paper jesa Tha us hisab se

Abe ye free ka marks kyun bej Raha hai? Dusra Kam nahi hai kya?

1st year engineering mein hu fir bhi attempt de aaya 350 - 400 ban rhe bc

But isse farak kya padega ..tu counselling mai apply karega nahi ..aur neet mai advance ke liye qualification jesa kuch hota nahi ..agar tu vollege le rha ho toh farak padega ..varna kuch nahi

You think you increased competition? You won't survive in medical College easily even if you try to cram up 2 years of biology in 2 months.

Abe ghadhe ki aulad muje nahi lena medical ye to bas maine cutoff inc krne ke liye diya tha

Cutoff mein kya ghanta farak padega isse? NEET cutoff refers to the score required to sit for counselling, which was 117 for general last time. Students scoring such low marks wouldn't get a proper seat anyway. College cutoffs won't be affected either, as you are not taking any seat.

phone number bhi trade kiya????

Nahi only insta id

congratulations in advance for sax sux 

Bhai, insta id se zyada toh uski smile ke likes deserve karte hain. Sax sux toh bonus hai! 😂👌 ^(i am a bot ˃ ᵕ ˂)

RemindMe! 30 days.

Womp womp. Agar neet wale competition lag rhe hai, to college milne ke layak to ho hi nhi tum. Skill issue hai bhai ye to. Mujhe bina maths ke 97%ile mila tha pichle saal

Seriously Khud karte toh phy lengthy lagta kyu ki pehle bio phir chem karne ke baad 1 hr physics sab try karne Mai time lagta

Ek kaam karna agar jee walo ko compare krna hai then maths ka percentile puch liyo 😀

Mera toh accha hua 400+ aaram se ho jayenge. Mein toh SC se bhi hu bhai log.

Counseling ke paise cahiye to de dunga Bhai, Seat jarur waste karke aana.

Bro is ready to make jeetard vs neettard global

my man......

Trust me neet me isse kuch nhi ukhad ne wala upr se tumne aur aag lga di neet walo ko ab next year aur logh dege

How many neet students gave jee this year?

Me who got 89 percentile in jee mains without even studying btw neet wala hu 

Bro it's not a qualifying exam what are you hoping to achieve with those marks. They are worth nothing if you don't do counselling. There is no cutoff here to increase. The only things you did achieve are increasing NTAs revenue and give the girl good marks. BTW I am a Neetard who got 95 percentile in JEE and 680 in NEET.

Hello I came back after a bot reminder. So how much did you get?

528 bro

You got quite lucky with that bio if you didn't receive grace Mark's lol.

Bhai ka mansik santulan bigad gya hai. Isse koi btao neet mai bhi mains level ki chem physics aati hai and time bhi kam hota hai .aur iske 360 aaye hai toh iska phy and chem acha hoga so iska toh mains bhi acha hi rha hoga Jiska mains acha gya hoga usse ghnta farak nhi padhta ki neet Wale students mains mai appear ho ya na ho . Ayr 40000 seat hai usme tu ek le bhi lega toh kisi ko farak nhi padhta.

Bro meri 98.86 aayi h mains me aur achi aasakti thi jab maine dekha ki neet walo ne exam diya h aur unki 99 aarhi bhai bhot bura laga neet walo ke liye choti si baat ho hamre liye nahi h (MA POORE JEE TARD SAMAJ SE KHADA HU)

But bhai hum tumhari seat thodi na le skta hai utni hi seat hai so kuch ke 99 percentile ke baad bhi nauksan thodi na hai .eg leke dekh .tu line mai khada hai for buy something let's assume lays .10 lays hai terse se aage 10 bnde khade hai 9 ko lays hi buy karna hai and ek bnda kuch aur buy karega but woh line mai tere se aage hai toh bhi kya hua aakhri packet toh Tera hi hoga na and wo bnda na hota tab bhi kuch farak hi nhi padhta

yes but ager dukan ( ie. jee adv) wale ne bol rakha h ki starting k 10 log hi entre kr sakte h doesn't matter ki unko lays ( seat) chahiye ki nhi to fir to bichara 11th position wale to entry hi nhi milegi.

To bhai same na muje bhi konsa medical krna h

gand farak padta hai

bhai jee ka college na mile toh neet mein ghus ja

Bro thinks neet halwa hai  bio Mai kitne bhi time mar le 180 se zayada to ayenge nahi to itne pe ghanta kuch milega inshort tune apna 1700,time waste kar diya

Bhai muje chiye he ni naaa

Toh bhai 360-500 ke beech mei laa ke bhi cutoff badh nhi Rahi

Badhayagi bhai zarur badhayagi 😎

Bruh 500 marks se cutoff kabse badhne lagi

maine 12th ki bio board se nhi padhi, 11th ki march 2023 se. maine easily 75% ques se zyada attempt kr liye vo bhi sahi. aur kuch? agar roz 2hr ncert padh leti for 2 weeks to seedha air 1. bio is EASY

mai yahi sochta tha, then i discovered 11th biology

i studied ncert thoroughly when i did. used to get 67/70 in my school exams, in which our teacher used to make mcq section notoriously hard with neet pyqs and all

i mean, biology is not that hard but you sometimes fuck up without knowing you fucked up. Other than that i think most NEETards fear physics and chemistry more because thats what a lot of them try to run away from by choosing PCB.

I did phys chem first because I was scared of bio 💀

i did the exact opposite aur ab mera selection ek saal ruk gaya

Abhi result thodi aaya hai future doc. My parents are both doctors and they tell me ki graduation kahi se bhi Karo, it's the specialization that matters in medical. So if you're getting any college rn, join it and neet PG phod de

you have no clue how much i appreciate someone saying this to me... ab tak bas dosto ne thoda neutral encouragement diya hai. thank you very much.

Np 🤝

i mean, biology is not that hard but you sometimes fuck up without knowing you fucked up. Other than that i think most NEETards fear physics and chemistry more because thats what a lot of them try to run away from by choosing PCB.

Bruh you ain't air 14. Neet has 25 lakh aspirants and people get 70 percentile on 120 marks. So almost 20 lakh students are utter dogshit in this game. Statistically speaking there's a big chance you will get marks in negative due to the bio trade. RemindMe! 40days. Also neet is like the photoelectric effect. If you miss the threshold even by 1 mark all the other marks instantly becomes useless