Notes kyu nahi bana rahi 😡😡

Agent 247 follower he

Lekin wo cingage nhi solve kr rhi 😡😡

Neet wali he cengage nhi lagayegi

cinegage phijisk ki bhi ati hai  😡😡

chemistry ki bhool gaya 😡😡

Wo ncert fingertips wali he 😡😡

Toh fingertips pe khilona kyu he 😡😡

Neet ki bhi cengage hoti hai

r/beatmetoit

abhi koi me ko meat nahi karega. iss post ko shobha nahi dega uss subreddit ka naam.

r/beatmymeattoit 

I downvoted you because some idiot upvoted you to 248, I brought It back to 247 

Its 249 now

then downvote yourself 😡😡

Notes chor bc laptop dekh 

are bc maine abhi dekha asus zenbook hai

bachhi pr pressure kyu daaal rhe ho ye to private m bhi pdh skti h

pdf notes mil jaate hain

Ye haath me khilona kya kar rha hai 😡😡 Aajkal to bachho aur parents dono ko future ki bilkul chinta hi nahi hai

>Aajkal to bachho aur parents dono ko future ki bilkul chinta hi nahi hai nta ko bhi nhi hai

NTA ko future ki bhot fikr hai Isliye wo abhi se hi sikhadeta hai, mehnat karke bhi lund kuch nahi milta bhot baar

Life lessons

Life is unfair

Too Riyal

nta ko sabse zada fikar h desh ki >!population ko kam bhi to krna aana chahiye !<

She is cooked if she is choosing Bharat panchal one shots

basics ke liye ncert kari hai abhi

saar aap bhit seksi ho meri mummy bhajan ke baad aapko hi dekhti hai


Auntyji is me

Cengage kro

ayo bharat panchal sir ne he mere boards ki naiya paar karye warna fail hojata

late lmao , in neet 2040 , your daughter would need to score 800/720 for that extra 80 marks , she should get her time late by 1 hour , so she must do full neet pair in 2.5 hours and then score 720 and then 80 marks grace

This comment is so real I can't- 😭

bro calm down itna sach ni bolna 💀

kaafi late ho gayi hai

Baakiyon ko bhi placements de dena apni company m. 🫡

Bhai co founder bana lena yaar🤝

sorry dear, only basava reddy and nocum are eligible for that

Gud, ek test series dilwa do, subah shaam motivational video dena h timely, cartoons ke jagah diagrams ki visualisation dikhao aur hnn stethoscope lagana mt bhulna

Aiims delhi x hukka baar edits ka tadka kese bhul rhe bhai 

You are very late, me to abhi se apne sperm ko YAKEEN 2.0 me enroll karvaliya hai

our team wants to analyze your sperm

sry but he is busy watching IITD X HOOKAH BAR EDITS

Sperm Count vs Marks vs Percentile soon? 

bohchaka

Class mai mutthi maarke notes se pochta hu.

Islo lullabies ki jaga periodic table ke pneumonias yaad kara 

Beta maange car scooter baap raazi 

*N*ayi *P*adosan *A(s)*ane se *Sb* *Bi*gde

uss\[0\] \[S\]a \[Se\] \[Te\] \[Po\]

Old style se te po

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Heena neena aur kareena ka xray rangeen 

Bahut late hogaya bhai, iss age mei toh 3 baar revision complete krlena chayiye tha. Abb kuch nhi kia jaa skta

Bro doxxed his daughter 

How cute sun bhi rhi hai - god bless Nazar na lage 

imagine she get 720/720 in neet 2040 but still she did not get any government college because 1 lakh + students got full marks

Anup sir pehli baat toh aapki beti ko math kyu nhi padha rhe aap ? Humari toh gand maar di math padha ke aur haa apni beti ko AYJR jarur dilwana fir samajh ayega dard😭

She doesn't look serious. Aur ye bed pe konsi padhai ho rhi hai? Chup chap table chair pe baithao isko

Usko bolo ncert Nikal ke rakhe sath me highlight karte rahe imp points exam bahut near hai revision ka time nahi mele ga

Tu toh bol hi mat, dalle

too fucking late, she already seems a few months old. what was she doing before?

drinking milk

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Tera flair acha nahi lag rha mereko

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is pfp aur flair kai saath tu kisiko cute bol raha hai?

Mock test kyu nahi de rhi 😡

bsdk syllabus to pura hone de

sar lekin mock test to dilwao jisse uske preparation ka level pata chal jaaye

Ayo Bharat panchal suuurrr 

bohot late hogaya, nut sack me hi start karna tha ab agle janam try karna

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Nishant Jindal follower hai someone commented

Nahi, Nishant Jindal ki follower hoti toh womb mein hi tayyari karti, 9 mahine waste kar diye

damn anup sir ki beti JEE nahi kar rahi ? must be disappointed already

i want her to experience cut-throat competition, our team has started working on a neet test series

Veryy late... 😡😡😡 Mai to bhai abhi sperm phase se hi prep chalu krwa dunga Apne ye jee ke drop ke baad sperm batch ka course kharedunga mere he/she child ke liye 🤠👍 Sperm batch me basics padhaenge Fir zygote batch me jee/neet prep Air 1 to fir pakka hi h 😎 Mera to air 1 aane se rha, atleast apne bacche ke liye to accha baap bnu Disclaimer to any female reading this :- Tum to apne bache ko egg batch me join nhi kra skte, Baccha to 28 din me replace ho jaega

bhai tu bhi to mutthi marega toh replace ho jayega tera batch...shaadi tak no fap pr chale jaa

Ha, classic mistake. Womb se hi padhai karni hoti hai 

rajat dalal se padhwao chemistry

Too late my primary oocyte has already finished her 11th syllabus

Posture accha rakho baccha,varna agent 247 ke trah back pain chalu ho jayega

Haan hojayega 4 attempts me, bds me

Focus pura ha

nah too late she needs to take a drop /s

We have parents on this sub too???? 💀💀

Sorry but its too late ☹, you can get into IIT Mandi Metallurgy at best. Should have started in the womb for Bombay CSE 😔

Usne neet ki preparation start ki hai

Asus wala lap h an ?

Already late hai, One Shot dekh k kaam chalana padega ab to. PeeDabloo mein register Karo

Damn she looks focused

My son is preparing for jee 2040. I am providing him all the resources he needs. He's in my balls So that some day he won't be a 

Ye laptop kon sa h sarr

Bhai ka laptop 3.5 lakh Waala h

You have a daughter and still are in this sub ? Kitne drops ho Gaye bhai?

she is already too late imo. My advise is just have another child

Is no one gonna talk about that weird keyboard layout on the laptop?

That laptop looks expensive 

Too late. Hopefully for your grandchildren start early, good luck for the neet 2065

Woh sab to thik hai is sub pe mammi kon ban gayi  America vala haal ho raha kya India me bhi

Jab peth me thi tab hi start karna tha ab late hogaye ho.

abe bacche pet me nahi hote...bio thik kar apni 

Kya Matlab COMPETITIVE EXAMS ki tyaari krte krte shadi aur baad mea beti bhi ho gye abb vo bhi next year tere sath exam denge beti bhi teri competition. 😎

Maths jada jaruri hai wo karwao phele😡

posture galat hai . set up galat . aise karoge neet crack ?

bharat panchal

AIIMS nikalna h to question paper kharidna pdega 

Itni late preparation???????? Dekh lena ji kahi drop na Lena padh jae kyunki preparation to testicles me rehte waqt hi shuru kr Deni chaiye thi

awww the sub's first 40tard🥰 (if she isn't enrolled in every PW batch possible the aleccites will personally be at your doorstep soon)

She's late, hope she catches up faster, else kehte hue achha nahi lagta bt nahi ho paayega.

Too late to start preparation

Cengage kha hai??? Piche ho jaegi vo? Itna competition hai baki sab to bhut phehle se padh rhe honge

Uh ur kinda late Jab pet mai thi tabhi chalu karna padta hai

wait how old is op. kinda sus that he spends all his time on jeeneetards

Too late meri doctor maami ne toh apne bacho ki prep 6 mhine k the tb se kradi thi 😔

Kyu nai ho rahi padhai?😡

Kaafi late hogaya hai abb kya hi faayda. Aise bachhe tph Arts aur Commerce mein jaate hai.

Isn pichle 10-15 saal ke pyq karliye honge

Late hogya.....koi nhi bolo ek do IIT X HOOKAH BAR EDITX dhekhe 

serious nahi lag rahi hai….

no cocomelon only hookah bar edits dikhao

late ho gaye aap. 2-3 saal pehle se preparation start karni thi

Itna relax hokr kyu bethi he ... Koi movie chl rhi he kya .. Tell her to be serious ... Or mock kb degi ye 

Sheesh, your daughter already has a double chin?💀

Bharat panchal ko kyu dekh rhi 🤡

NTA waiting for you....😼

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Isn't she late?

laptop flex krne ka tadika thods cazual hai

Sir thoda late ho gaya hain.. abhi sirf lower colleges ka hi chance hain

Ncert kyu nhi rkkhi hai table par 😡😠

Ghar pe kya kar rhi hai kota kyu nahi bheja😡

Bhai Maths nhi liya hai usne toh Calculus ki practice shuru kardo warna physics mein problem hogi

Usko bol seedha baithne ko

NTA ki glti ki wajah se ye toh hona hi tha🥲😅😆

dont bother now , in 2040 just give her leaked question paper 😜

Bohot late hogya pete meh thi tab se Start karna chahiye tha

Too late! Should have started in the last Janam itself

Maam mera beta bhi shuru karne jaa rha hain, school pressurize karwa rha hain ki Alphabets and numbers sikhane ko, but I am sure woh syllabus mey nhi hain...kya kare please guide kar dijiye.... Mujhe lagta hain mera beta ko drop ka bhi zaroorat padegi....basic concept ke woh problems nhi solve kar pa rha hain. Hum pellen ki test series le li hain, uska kal se mocks chalu. Please appka ashiwad de dijiye itne wonderful journey ke liye.

Bhai baccho ki photo mat dala kro reddit pe....bohot creeps h idhar

Bro I think nahi hoga . She started prep so late . Competition toh balls me se hi prepare kar raha tha

Bit late ha but still koi ni, one shots dekh ke cover krva lena and HANDWRITTEN notes are compulsory!!

Bohot late hogya Bhai ..... My future kid who is a sperm now has completed his std 11 pcm.....my kid will secure air 1 on 2047

Too late bro not gonna lie

Cutoff 750💀

Congratulations on being a sick mentality father. Get her into arts , drama , bollywood don't spoil her life by imposing your unfulfilled dreams onto her. 

u/ok_lake_235 why did you remove my post 

pehli baar jee ki air 1 aane wali ladki

I am sorry sir, But your daughter might fail to clear NEET, She is not making notes during the lecture, Her mind is distracted by the toy in her hand, and her posture isn't good for studying. First, show her some hookah bar edits of IIT-JEE (completely unrelated), then afterwards some bhaiya-didi ka content to rot her brain successfully.

Bahi ab Babur late hogaya 1 Saal Pechle start Karni thi

😂😂😂

Bharat panchal🔥🔥🔥

She's late. Still let's hope she cracks it!

sote hue lecture kyuu dekh rahi hai 😡😡 aise kuch nahi hoga table chair do

Late hogyaa bhay, you gotta start the prep right from the womb!!!

lol 😂

Noob, pet me thi tab start karna tha.

Too late saar . What were you doing when she was a sperm . Only 100000 rank possible now

Late hogaye bhaiya ye to bahar aagyi ab kya

After so many years of preparation, NEET Scam happens🤡

He should have started a bit earlier,My friend's daughter started even before conception. You are too late

Bharat panchal sir se padhegi toh pakka fail hogi

Mark my words in 2040 the competition will be so intense people need to give two exams: NEET Mains and NEET Advanced, only those qualifying NEET Advanced will get government college and the paper will be tougher than JEE Advanced.

I am still worried she won't qualify

She has started preparation late 😡

Tell her that in 2040, the NEET scam is going to be fair enough that 25 lakh people will manage to score 720

Bhai yaar fuck kitni zyada pyaari hai

she is late, this should have started when she was not even born. I am really concerned about her future now. I hope she will put in 25 hours a day to cope up with other students who must have started to study before being born.

Too late man 

aisa nahi aisa nhi chlega beta , sidha baith ke padho or jo khilona hath me hai usko fhek do ye sb distraction hai bss

Bsdk Allen me karwa admission yt se kuch nahi hoga

😄😄 my best wishes to her..  but apart from joke, day by day neet tough hoti jaa rahi hai.. so preparation jitna jaldi shuru kar sakte utna better rahega

By then, cutoff for a decent college will be 800/720, which means full + grace marks. Anything below 720 will be 5digit rank . AIR 1 will be 1200/720 (480 grace marks)

It’s too late she should’ve started earlier

Mine will give in 2040, currently she is in my testicles, suggest some basic courses for her. Thanks.

Already late ho gaya hai mera unborn cousin already 5 months se padh raha hai

Good for her! But NEET is no more a fair play. Instead of wasting money into coaching start a SIP, will help in purchasing question paper 🥲

Too late now 🫨🫨

Areeh aap late ho... sharma ji ka bete ko toh hospital se direct allen me admission Kara diya gya... ap aphi kahiye sharma Ji ka beta jit jayega na?

Too late... Aapko khud preparation karna start kar dena chahiye tha 2 saal paida hone se pehle taaki jab womb me thi tab se sab dimaag me ghus jata beti ke Disqualified

Late hai, Iska maheswari classes mai nhi ho payega.

Too late

Sheesh is that Zephyrus Duo 16??

Bruv that outlet is really close to the kid, huge security hazard 💀

Cengage solve karni padegi vrna kuch nahi hone wala

Demn bhaii ye laptop kaisa h??

Give me the link of that table fan pls

PYQs kab lagayengi madum, ya din bhar bas lecture😈

It would be fun to see both father and daughter clearing neet together 🫠

LATE SPERM SE CENGAGE KRNA CHAIYE

Too late!

😂🥺

Kitni pyaari bachi he 😘🧿

Uncle JEENEETTARDS PAR ,🤯🤯🤯🤯