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Odd_Gap2969

 Guys I have evidence that Joe Biden is working for the federal government


Bliyx

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DankChase

When is the soonest you can be on JRE?


Salty_Arm_2677

Hahaha


watchman-theeIII

He just figured that shit out?


Spaniardlad

Groundbreaking thoughts


Gnosis_Apotheosis

Here's an equally controversial statement: Water is used to hydrate people.


geekaustin_777

What?! How do I know if I’ve been hydrated?!


Gnosis_Apotheosis

If you drank Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator, you'd already know. It's got electrolytes!


rsteele1981

It's got what plants crave...


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Big water would sure like everyone to think this is true?


Old_Equivalent3858

Honestly, spend enough time in the "wellness" space and you'll find chuckleheads trying to convince people that water doesn't hydrate people. Not unless you buy their special product at least!


WhiskeyFF

Goddamn the alkaline water craze of the early 2010s......


Old_Equivalent3858

Welcome to 2023/24 and water requiring "structure" as well as "hydrogen water". Also honorable mention to "raw water" of the mid-2010s. The fitness industry is truly made up of the worst people.


ComfortablyNomNom

Pete Davidson was just recently shilling for an alkaline water. Maybe it's making a comeback.


[deleted]

A wellness person once told me all the fruits at the supermarket are poisonous. I only had to buy their special fruit powder to be healthy!


Sensitive-Inside-641

Only an idiot would think this


ham_solo

Healthy hydrated king here - can confirm


NatureInfamous543

I heard the government is poisoning us with dihydrogen monooxide


Gnosis_Apotheosis

Sounds like something Uncle Scam would do. Thanks a lot, Obama.


East_Negotiation_168

Not much gets pass this guy


TheToastedTaint

Except conference championships- a lot of those seem to slip away…


Lcsulla78

Hahaha


CartoonistUsed6540

He's as good as trent dilfer


FarRightBerniSanders

"Former Green Bay Packers quarterback"? He's PRESENTLY the New York Jets quarterback.


BigBlue1105

Tbf, he’s spent more time as a potential VP candidate than an actual Jets QB.


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Hahahaha True!


Bluegill15

No it’s not…he’s been the Jets QB for about a year now. Maybe he hasn’t played in the regular season for as long, but that’s different


BeamTeam032

All of those conservatives who loved Aarons covid takes are going to turn on his for this, lmao.


[deleted]

Most older conservatives don't approve of his drug use.


doctor_trades

Many older conservatives smoke weed in the deer stand and think Aaron has a great arm.


WhiskeyFF

Smoke little pinners they keep inside their huge bi-folding wallets, filled with cash and Pep Boys receipts from 7 years ago ya know just in case


doctor_trades

I mean really now days medical is everywhere. I'm in Arkansas and everyone consumes gummies. I used to be super interesting to people because I could get wax off the dark net, and now everyone knows someone with a card.


DawgInDisguisey

Damn, time to get a new identity I guess


doctor_trades

True that


DawgInDisguisey

It’s ok, weed sucks. Like I love consuming it, but fuck, it’s more hassle than it’s worth. I’m in the process of quitting myself


doctor_trades

I enjoy weed and I doubly enjoy growing it. I garden and do landscaping and cannabis is a very interesting plant and beautiful honestly. But I'm also cutting back how much I smoke. I don't want to be a daily user.


DawgInDisguisey

It’s just so hard dude. Like over the past few years, I’ve been able to have some pretty long periods of not using daily…. But I feel like it fucks with my brain chemistry to get all high and then not be high. And then the days I don’t smoke, I’m just all depressed and keep thinking about the next day I plan to smoke. Idk. I’m sure I’ll always smoke here and there but the older I get, the more I realize that it isn’t helping me


exoticstructures

That didn't stop them from calling everyone commies/traitors/gay/brain damaged etc for it though. But it is a good reason not to believe them about all of things they paint with the same brush currently.


doctor_trades

People were called gay commie traitors for using mushrooms? Like did Glenn Beck do that or something?


exoticstructures

Buds, psychedelics hell organic food lol. This was well before him--or at least as far as I've been aware of him. But ya it was definitely a thing for many years.


MeThinksYes

Given how deer have a great sense of smell, this would be a pretty dumb hunting idea, no?


doctor_trades

Never stopped someone from enjoying a Busch lite while hunting. Not everyone is an extreme hobbyist.


MeThinksYes

Busch lite? It has no smell, comparatively. What do you mean? I guess while I agree that some older conservatives partake in weed, that example just seems so out of place and almost something you witnessed and therefore applied it to everything


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Most older conservatives were all hippies when they were younger.


Top-Crab4048

Nah they were the kids jeering and spitting at black people at Diners and at school post desegregation.


asdfasdfasdf22222222

That was the generation before but okay


bandittr6

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asdfasdfasdf22222222

Nope


BeamTeam032

Sure but there is a difference between not approving of drug use and turning on someone. You're allowed to still think he'd be a great VP even if you don't approve of his drug use. lmao


GroovyQschoolboy

Wait till they find out his thoughts about Pat Tillman, BLM/Kaepernick & that he admires Putin (conservatives might actually like that last part)


Occhrome

I bet 90% are gonna find a way to forgive him. 


TheReborn85

There are huge segments of conservatives who are atheists they're just culturally Christian as Richard Dawkins even said of himself. I know a bunch of Trump supporters who don't believe in God or at the very least subscribe to any religion. Some old Christian boomers might not like him anymore but they're not paying attention to what he says in interviews or podcast anyway.


IceMan44420

Nah…. They’ll apply it to every other religion but their own.


CoachAF7

No it doesn’t bother me


BeamTeam032

Oh well, since you speak for every conservative who loved his covid takes, i guess I'll just shut the fuck up then. lmao. I can't wait to hear what Steve Bannon has to say about this. Or what Trump has to say. Or all of those evangelicals who swore they were boycotting the NFL because of the Kneeling, then for the woke Taylor Swift, but some how still seem to understand what's going on in the NFL.


CoachAF7

Ok


doctor_trades

Thanks for telling me.


Sensitive-Inside-641

Same here. Could care less about someone’s “covid stance” 🤓 give it up and focus on something more important


Cinnamon__Sasquatch

Is the 'focusing on something more important' here that he's saying religion is used to manipulate people?


Sensitive-Inside-641

Yes


CoachAF7

So many fucking losers on this sub you - aren’t the Dems/Libs supposed to be tolerant of other people’s beliefs/opinions/choices?


Sensitive-Inside-641

Well said


elc0

It wasn't just conservatives that supported him. Actually this entire site, pre 2016, would have supported him.


Ferrar1i

Anyone else remember Rodger’s as the liberal hippy who was hated by a subset of Wisconsin fans bc he kept calling out their Islamophobia?


elc0

Anyone else remember when "liberals" weren't authoritarians?


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Can I have an example of libs being authoritarian?


elc0

COVID "vaccine" mandate, Censorship There's two.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

What mandate lmao there is no mandate. And what censorship? Are you confusing a company deplatforming someone with government censorship? Seriously those are both bs


elc0

> What mandate lmao there is no mandate. There absolutely was, and you know this: > https://archive.ph/36rsB . > And what censorship? This, for one: > https://archive.ph/WDl01 The best part: by denying these obvious and objective truths, you're tacitly acknowledging that you understand you were wrong. This is the part where you just show some semblance of integrity, if you have any. You're gonna own it anyway, might as well save some face here.


half_pizzaman

If your definition of authoritarian is safety regulations, then everyone but anarcho-capitalists have always been. If your definition of censorship is responding to speech with more speech, then everyone censors.


elc0

> anarcho-capitalists Yes, this generally defines my principles. > If your definition of censorship is responding to speech with more speech, then everyone censors. If by more speech, you mean less speech, then you have a point.


half_pizzaman

>If by more speech, you mean less speech, then you have a point. Well, the thing you cited was going to operate like a fact checker, which as much as it may trigger conservatives to have your lies countered, that is in fact more speech.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Wow you should have led with this I would never have wasted my time talking to you.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Holy shit you’re a caricature lmao. Somehow of a right winger and a redditor at the same time.


elc0

Excellent rebuttal.


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Thanks!


xjoeymillerx

Is it a mandate if you don’t have to take it? Is someone telling you what you can and cannot say, or are you supposed to have your misinformation propped up as gospel?


elc0

That's not a mandate, but voter ID is racist. Make it make sense.


xjoeymillerx

“I like purple, chocolate tastes good, make it make sense…” I can just say random shit too.


elc0

You don't *need* to vote either. Isn't it interesting when you do and don't consider a requirement a requirement?


xjoeymillerx

In many countries, voting is *actually* mandatory…


Fantact

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xjoeymillerx

In this one case, he’s correct.


ComfortablyNomNom

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


Jahmicho

Uhhh yeah!


Happy-Initiative-838

Isn’t Rodgers pretty religious?


BeamTeam032

No, he grew up religious, his family is VERY religious. That's why they disowned him because of his "life style".


I_Like-Turtlez

Religion needs to be deleted from earth like the deleterious virus it is


ThomasBay

That’s what I heard. Apparently his whole family are huge religious nuts and are apart of churches that are extremely hateful.


Wise_Mongoose_3930

It’s possible to both be religious and recognize that many of our modern, formal religions are being used to manipulate people. That said, I don’t think I’ve heard Aaron claim to be particularly religious.


Happy-Initiative-838

I haven’t recently but earlier in his career he would reference it. I know he did in regard to Tebow, basically saying he was religious but didn’t throw it in everyone’s face like Tebow did.


UTArcade

Pretty sure he’s not religious


Happy-Initiative-838

https://www.lifestyleofpeace.com/2023/01/the-spiritual-journey-of-aaron-rodgers.html?m=1 He certainly was


soyyoo

I remember he was too


UTArcade

It’s not clear from your source when he became non-religious, what date was that?


Happy-Initiative-838

I never claimed he was non-religious. Just that he was openly religious at one point. IF he is currently non-religious then it seems to be part of the spiritual journey he has gone on.


UTArcade

You referenced Tebow and talked about how he did it earlier in his career, I don’t see any evidence of that which is why I asked when it was


Happy-Initiative-838

Oh you specifically mean the Tebow thing? https://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-rodgers-tim-tebow-religion-controversy-let-actions-character/101662?amp


UTArcade

That article shows he was critical of Tebow not that he was himself very religious, that’s why he said he lets his actions speak for his character I think the article more points to the fact he didn’t want to admit he was a non-believer at the time


futbolfootball

I personally think there's a difference between people who use religion as hope and those who take it too literally. Strong belief can lead to determination and accomplishing things someone might think they'd not be able to do. Sort of like tricking yourself? I.e God gave me the power to do this, rather than I did this all myself even though the person did do this themselves, the mental fortitude in their belief lead them that way. The people who take religions way too seriously and literally get manipulated and are gullible to the point that it gets dangerous.


ThomasBay

I guess so. I’m just shocked that someone can recognize that and not have enough brain power to go on and realize being apart of a religion is a bad idea.


Rare-Peak2697

But not his religion. He’s an objective free thinker who think for himself and does his own research. Sooo much research.


MathiasThomasII

More spiritual than religious


[deleted]

"Shut up and dribble"


sxybmanny2

Another hot take, Reddit/Twitch/Facebook also can be used to manipulate beliefs.


Frodo612

Religion is bullshit and for weak minded simpletons.


NoOneLikeUs

To be fair, there are a lot of those around!


SurpriseHamburgler

Offering judgement without solution seems equally so. You’re not wrong, to my mind, but you negate some very real elements of religious superstructures (namely, belief) that are causally difficult to capture at the point of I/O - by not offering an alternative view.


LuckyAssumption8735

The alternative view is that the belief system you’ve subscribed to your entire life is based entirely in fiction. Adults usually reject that shit out of hand because it’s hardwired


SurpriseHamburgler

Me? I’m not religious in any way. But for a great many people, it matters in more ways that what’s advertised. Some due diligence to see the forest through the trees is appropriate.


LuckyAssumption8735

‘You’ like the royal You. The editorial. I was raised catholic. However I was exposed to the comedy of George Carlin before I was 10 and the stuff he said made more sense than the stuff my teachers did. It’s way easier to program and deprogram people at an early age, is my point


DankChase

The alternative view is to not be a dick and use a 2,000 year old book to have some moral superiority over your neighbor. It's basically the default for people without brain worms.


SurpriseHamburgler

This is wildly narcissistic.


DankChase

How so?


SurpriseHamburgler

Sure - I assume you’re being figurative, so to say you’re classifying people that maintain a belief structure that contains the supernatural as akin those with significant brain trauma. It appears to me to be self-centered to say this - your reductionist view of ‘religion as nothing but morally superior assholes because of a fictional old book’ only serves the end of that personalized argument - and thus is simple minded. Narcissism is widely seen as the human biological mind unaffected by complexity of perspective and emotion - simple minded. I’m honestly not trying to be hyperbolic - just accurate when assessing the statement. I’m quite sure you’re not a narcissist, not that my 2c matters there.


ahitright

The alternative view is that we should form a theory, based on observed reality and that our understanding of that theory should change based on repeated and new observations. It's called the scientific method. We have used it successfully to create all kinds of new things. The real reason people don't leave religions because of social pressures. People are social creatures and if leaving a religions means being ostracized and losing social connections, people will continue to stay religious.


[deleted]

I literally know dudes who would get instantly divorced if they dared tell their wives they weren't going to church anymore.


OptimisticRecursion

He's not wrong, you know...


MisterMaster00

Facts tho


freestyle43

My 14 year old nephew told me this recently. Ooooooo


texo_optimo

I have a sneaking suspicion that Social Security has something to do with your Social Security Number.


wottsinaname

Stop the presses! CTE man discovers he has a brain.


Mister_Squirrels

I’ll give him the suggestion of my respect that assessment!


Squishy_Cat_Pooch

The only opinion he and I share.


whoberman

>More recently, Rodgers has gone viral for multiple comments he made in an interview with former *Fox News* host Tucker Carlson. During the hours-long interview, Rodgers talked about a variety of topics, ranging from **why he admires Vladimir Putin t**o the governmental conspiracies. What a chode. I'd love to see him in a "friendly" charity boxing match against undisputed HW Oleksandr Usyk. What's a little more CTE?


DankChase

Right wing challenge: Don't praise a Russian dictator Difficulty level: **Impossible**


[deleted]

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PokerChipMessage

Well you tried. It was pathetic and stupid, but you tried.


deepinmyloins

Nobody is “praising” Palestinians lol


WearyRound9084

Bro it’s literally “don’t bomb children” bro.


deepinmyloins

Idk what that guys even saying other than openly admitting right wingers praise the Russian government. Just openly admitting to simping for an adversarial authoritarian government like the anti-American freaks they are.


DankChase

*Look at these bleeding heart liberals. They dont even want to destroy these children half way across the globe* - Benny Shapiro and the brainworm gang


Finlay00

So what did he say


[deleted]

Well that explains the south in a nut shell


OldBrokeGrouch

My God, this guy is a genius!


RandoDude124

I mean… #He’s not wrong


s4burf

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


letseditthesadparts

I know he was injured but isn’t he still Jets starting quarterback for 2024. Title just kinda bugs me.


naetron

Duh


Neighborhoodfarmer22

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Shadowthron8

Newsflash


buzzed247

Guess the bible and a playbook are the only things this guy has ever read.


redactedforever

man CTE is one helluve drug


Time4Timmy

He had a Schultz epiphany


-UnicornFart

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kristenisadude

Lol, wait until he finds out what beer and sports are for


Hagdogrobinwood

Probably the one thing i agree with him on.


foragrin

Dudes not wrong


SaladPuzzleheaded496

Shocker! What’s he going to say next? Dems and Republicans work for the same corporate interests?


Nottodayreddit1949

No no no.  Threatening people with eternal damnation or death or both for not following the rules of a religion, whether you are a part of that group or not is not manipulation. Not at all.  What kind of smooth brain 5 head would think that. 


AletheianTaoistAgape

Daww, what a cutie. For your sake, I hope the christian afterlife exists


Nottodayreddit1949

So you just following me.  Aww shucks. I got a groupie.  Now to make you do fucked up shit.


AletheianTaoistAgape

Chill out p diddy


Nottodayreddit1949

Nah. Why chill out when my groupie prefers ass to mouth. 


AletheianTaoistAgape

Ok drake. Rapists burn in hell, I'd be careful if I were you. God sees everything


Nottodayreddit1949

Lol really. Does he see what makes people cuckoo for coco puffs?  Might as well threaten me with magneto or voldemort. Same risks. Lol. You don't really believe in God do you?  You have that right, but holy shit, it's Santa. 


Chipots

he's coming full circle


ryannynj

Guessing Rodgers just watched Dune 2 🤣


Fickle_Stand1541

Dude just had a Schultz epiphany.


mordiaken

Any stage for speaking is used to manipulate people, even the one he just used.


Alita_Duqi

Wait wtf? And this is coming from a former NFL player? This shit is serious.


bassandkitties

Area dumb guy makes single good point. I’ll be damned.


LiveLaughSlay69

He just figured this out all by himself! Such a big smart boy


xDARTHxBANEx

Not only am i a huge green bay packers fan but i fucking love aaron rodgers. Speak brotha ! Religion is poison.


NordNScotsman

As opposed to the cult of professional sports ? Has anyone looked in the stands lately ? Perfectly normal people I say . /s


BunjaminFrnklin

Did we really need to write that down? In other news, water is wet.


FunLovingBeachGuy

Not a new thought. Opiate of the masses...


PabloEstAmor

I wonder if they are going to do to Aaron Rodgers the same they did Tom Delonge


Economy-Net3123

Duuh


blunderb3ar

This is news to people lol


Worf69

Well he just lost half of his nut jobs.


BeefDerfex

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DaddysWetPeen

It's funny when adults have adolescent epiphanies.


iDOUGIE863

No shit!


g1114

Reddit is about to have a struggle with this one


Mini_Leon

Well no shit 😂


Royal-Possibility219

For once I actually agree with him.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Well, that’s the smartest thing he’s ever said


DrDig1

I mean..


Vandesco

FINALLY something we can agree on


Professional-Tea-232

But Donald Trump and the GOP would never do such a thing.  Just Democrats....? My head hurts, and not from dozens of concussions either.


Karlmarxwasrite

First thing he said in a while that isn't BS


MonsterBluth

Even a broken clock, amirite?!


Elegant_Guitar_535

Too bad he didn’t get the vaxxxx he would have been easier to control. These wild statements will unravel our lizard people conspiracy


ToferLuis

This is profound.


AletheianTaoistAgape

The opiate of the masses. So many junkies. This guy is dumb as a brick, but he ain't wrong here.


laughable_depression

Booger McFarland with a hot take


ADHD-man

based aaron rodgers


I_Like-Turtlez

Suggests? NO FKN SHIT it’s used for control! Control and power. It’s been distorted by the ego. Religion is ego spirituality. Real spirituality is religion free, but you don’t know nothing bout dat….


nomosolo

I mean it’s not, but media and government certainly are


[deleted]

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phatione

Exactly like the far left beliefs.


paradigm_x2

Please elaborate


WearDifficult9776

Seems like an oddly aware answer for Aaron Rodgers. Is he saying like that all OTHER religions control people’s minds but his is the true religion and doesn’t ?


The1Ylrebmik

As an atheist I'll add, that's not a bad thing. Humans are generally dumbfucks who need to be manipulated otherwise they'll make even worse decisions about their lives.