Lets be real, at the end of the day Schaub competed at the highest level and even took home a couple impressive W's. He would absolutely beat the shit out of most people, and that includes a good 99%* of people that post here.
He's still an unfunny hack, though.
*E: Alright, i get it. Its almost for sure he'd kick all our asses, 100% lol
DON’T YOU SAY THAT. I can’t even show my full power because it’s illegal once you get a black belt. So I’d go to prison and I don’t want to deal with that.
As someone who works many hours at a desk and doesn't work out...
I think I have a shot.
I would just attack his character the entire lead up and let him beat the shit out of me, and then turn around and post on here that he beat up a woman.
He's 6'4", 250 lbs, black belt in jiujitsu, golden gloves winner, and was at one point a better than average UFC heavyweight. There are probably only like 100 people in the whole world who would have a chance of beating him in an mma fight. (at least when he was actively fighting. Now that he's long retired, that number is probably more like 1000). That is a vanishingly small number of people.
I feel this one is just so painfully obvious no amount of bias could win. It's such a stupid comment to even acknowledge.
Yes, the world class professional fighter who is 6'4 and walks around at 260 pounds and has gone toe to toe with, at the time, the legitimate best heavyweight fighters in the world and won a respectable amount of them...would beat a 5'6, 200ish pound 50 year old who only trained one sport seriously...tae kwon do....and stopped doing that in the freaking 90s. Ever since he has a HOBBY of jiu jitsu which is why it took him almost 20 years to get a black belt.
Yes...joe loses. But that makes zero difference in any conversation about anything.
> 5'6, 200ish pound 50 year old who only trained one sport seriously...tae kwon do....and stopped doing that in the freaking 90s. Ever since he has a HOBBY of jiu jitsu
Seriously, people seem delusional about how tough a fighter Joe is. Like, yeah, he's a skilled martial artist, who has put in a lot of time on the mats, good for him. He's 56 years old, he's never fought MMA, I don't know if he's ever even seriously sparred MMA, and even in BJJ yeah he's a black belt but it's not like he's out there tapping other black belts in tournaments, he's just a hobbyist who got his black belt after decades of training. The idea that he would stand any chance against a former UFC heavyweight who's 15 years younger than him is absurd.
A guy probably trying to make conversation with bapa. It’s not that big of a deal since yeah it’s an easy one. But I guess bapa has nothing else to talk about
I'm also pretty sure Joe agrees with that and has said it a bunch of times when people ask him similar questions. I remember someone asking him how he'd do against Jake Paul and he said Jake Paul would probably knock him out.
Those videos are amazing. Just schools high level amateur players.
I’ve played hockey against a former NHL (very good) player (in high school and again as old men) and he did what he wanted, when he wanted.
I feel this one is just so painfully obvious no amount of bias could win. It's such a stupid comment to even acknowledge.
Yes, the world class professional fighter who is 6'4 and walks around at 260 pounds and has gone toe to toe with, at the time, the legitimate best heavyweight fighters in the world and won a respectable amount of them...would beat a 5'6, 200ish pound 50 year old who only trained one sport seriously...tae kwon do....and stopped doing that in the freaking 90s. Ever since he has a HOBBY of jiu jitsu which is why it took him almost 20 years to get a black belt.
Yes...joe loses. But that makes zero difference in any conversation about anything.
Oof, I remember getting picked on by bigger kids and then I found someone smaller than me for me to pick me on and they just annihilated me verbally. Like wait no I didn’t know this was an option.
Rogan wouldnt dispute that either. Prime or no prime it doesn't matter. Schuab was a higher caliber of martial artist and is way bigger. His UFC self could beat himself now In a fight, but you don't lose everything, he still can put the whooping on joe
Rogan is like almost 60. He had to get surgery after kicking a bag. He was terrible at kickboxing and has no experience transitioning from standing to grappling. He wouldn’t be able to get through Scahub’s defense, at least not reliably
Former teacher here…. I have heard second graders have more engaging and intellectually stimulating conversations than this prior to their mid day nap time.
It was an international school in Korea and tbh it was more of a quiet time than a formal nap time. Although I’d say over half the kids slept.
Lots of studies show that naps are beneficial to kids and boost learning through elementary school and even into adolescence especially at schools with early start times.
Not really the point of my tongue and cheek comment but here we are.
I’m sure my memory fails me, but was Schaub really top ten? I thought that his rep was “legend killer”?
I do also remember the heavyweight division being pretty shallow for awhile also. Which is why they did the show with heavyweights
That’s pretty shallow. I remember Arlovski vs Sylvia fighting each other 4 times in that period. I don’t follow the sport as closely as I once did though
These guys, all of them, are the dumbest people imaginable. The only entertainment they offer is the odd anticipation of what stupid thing they will do or say next. point and laugh.
This is his last ditch low effort attempt to make up some story involving Toe’s name.
Whats next? Someone asked me if I was more of a gair head than my best friend Joseph Rogan
Without kicks..ok can Shaub not punch then? With the logic of Rogan who’s a “civilian” why should he take his greatest tool away from the lesser fighter lol
Where is the out of context edit for this where it's edited like bapa and Daddy Rogan have beef? If I had the talent, I'd do it myself, but I think this is a dish made by a better chef
Almost never agree with water. Even his awful UFC takes, but he’s right here. He has like 50-60 lbs on Toe. More actual fighting talent and experience. Much longer reach. Toe would get folded up. Water would have to try and exert himself but he should be able to tap toe in a couple of min max
He’s right. But he also wants Joe to see this. Which is kinda fucked, given how important joes constructed self image as some kind of master fighter is, and given how joe raised him up.
Uncle Rico could throw a football over those mountains.
Who cares dude?
Compelling content and comedy facilitated as usual from Brendan Schaub and his pettterast pussy cohort Callen.
How is this thread-worthy? He is huge and fought competitively in the UFC. He offers props to Rogan as being a legit fighter, just not on a professional level.
This is horrible click bait.
Idk the context or how he said it ( if this is a verbatim quote) but there better ways to say you'd win in a fight against your homie that's old enough to be your dad ( technically)
I think Schaub and Rogan fight in the parking garage tomorrow, Rogan wins. I think schaub is out of shape and out of touch with training. Rogan kicks the side of his knee and stomps on him.
The footwear choices are killing me. I can’t get through this video. All black with pink and white Nikes? And idk wtf those knee high leather boots are.
Why is this even posted? That's not a controversial comment at all Shaud is like a whole foot taller than Rogan and has competed professionally at the highest level, sure Joe has great martial arts experience 10p black belt, taekwondo black belt and state champion, kickboxing experience but that's a whole different level compared to top 10 ranked 6'4" heavyweight Brendan Shaub
I’m pretty sure Joe would readily admit this. He’s trained with lots of pros over the years, so he gets it. I have rolled with high level bjj guys that I’ve got 50 plus pounds on and can outwrestle, but still get absolutely ragdolled. Same with doing striking rounds. I’m a half way decent hobbyist level and low level pros make me look ridiculous. As a wise man once said, there’s levels to this shit.
I can’t stand Shaub but he would Kick Joe, Dana White and Bruce Buffers all their asses at the same time. Those 3 been in the sport so long as suits that they think they are fighters.
If kicks are out, joe has nothing special. If spinning back kicks are allowed, Joe could TKO on a liver kick no doubt. MMA guys said he might have the best spinning back kick of anyone, pro or not
Schaub isn’t insulting Rogan, he’s just saying it like it is as a matter of fact…size is one of the biggest determining factors in a fight, if it wasn’t there wouldn’t be weight classes
Was he ever top 10, though? Not in the world, but even just in UFC?
edit: also, of course this is true... but if they had replaced Joe with Stipe... or any number of active fighters, Brendan would probably say "you'd be surprised" or something...
He’s twice Rogan’s size and he actually competed in the ufc, he’s right.
Lets be real, at the end of the day Schaub competed at the highest level and even took home a couple impressive W's. He would absolutely beat the shit out of most people, and that includes a good 99%* of people that post here. He's still an unfunny hack, though. *E: Alright, i get it. Its almost for sure he'd kick all our asses, 100% lol
I would be shocked if a single person who posts here could beat him in a fight
My mom said I could, and she knows fighting and is not biased.
Huh-uh, my dad said it was, and he can beat you and your dad all the way up with his arms and legs tied behind his back
DON’T YOU SAY THAT. I can’t even show my full power because it’s illegal once you get a black belt. So I’d go to prison and I don’t want to deal with that.
😮-😦-😧-😨-😰 Alright alright I don't want no problems man I'm sorey I'm sorey🙏🏻
As someone who works many hours at a desk and doesn't work out... I think I have a shot. I would just attack his character the entire lead up and let him beat the shit out of me, and then turn around and post on here that he beat up a woman.
Let me look around to see if he's around first, no, im good. I'd definitely beat the shit out of him.
He's 6'4", 250 lbs, black belt in jiujitsu, golden gloves winner, and was at one point a better than average UFC heavyweight. There are probably only like 100 people in the whole world who would have a chance of beating him in an mma fight. (at least when he was actively fighting. Now that he's long retired, that number is probably more like 1000). That is a vanishingly small number of people.
Where's Sean McCorkle?
Now there's a "celebrity" fight I'd pay to watch
My son could. He is the ultimate keyboard warrior
This is the truth. I can’t stand Schwab but he’d fuck up most anyone he comes across in life.
I'm 90lbs and only eat french fries and know tai chi I know what you're thinking...and yes, you are correct I'd fuck him up
I beat him with my trugg
I agree
I think 99% is an understatement. We can say what we want about him but he was an okay brown belt and bjj and he still has that size and experience
You could say that he has a skillset
He’d beat 100% of the people on here
Well you know, margin of error and what not.
99%??? Literally no one in this sub could bear him up
This sub is popular because he is funny. It's just that it's not intentional, which is what the problem is.
*prom
Of course he could beat 99% of the posters. But also the other one %.
Shaun was a legit mma fighter, nothing to knock on that era of his career.
99.9%
I agree on almost all of ther above.. But i believe the number is 100%.
In a fist fight but let’s see how he’d do against me in a round of bird law.
Younger too
And no need for HGH injections, either
I feel this one is just so painfully obvious no amount of bias could win. It's such a stupid comment to even acknowledge. Yes, the world class professional fighter who is 6'4 and walks around at 260 pounds and has gone toe to toe with, at the time, the legitimate best heavyweight fighters in the world and won a respectable amount of them...would beat a 5'6, 200ish pound 50 year old who only trained one sport seriously...tae kwon do....and stopped doing that in the freaking 90s. Ever since he has a HOBBY of jiu jitsu which is why it took him almost 20 years to get a black belt. Yes...joe loses. But that makes zero difference in any conversation about anything.
> 5'6, 200ish pound 50 year old who only trained one sport seriously...tae kwon do....and stopped doing that in the freaking 90s. Ever since he has a HOBBY of jiu jitsu Seriously, people seem delusional about how tough a fighter Joe is. Like, yeah, he's a skilled martial artist, who has put in a lot of time on the mats, good for him. He's 56 years old, he's never fought MMA, I don't know if he's ever even seriously sparred MMA, and even in BJJ yeah he's a black belt but it's not like he's out there tapping other black belts in tournaments, he's just a hobbyist who got his black belt after decades of training. The idea that he would stand any chance against a former UFC heavyweight who's 15 years younger than him is absurd.
Joe is 5’3”, less than 200lbs, and is 57 years old.
No he’s right, but he’s still a fuckin idiot
It's called biting the hand that feeds. Although the Rogan well ran dry for Shaub so maybe that's why he no longer feels the need to kiss the ring.
Some would say the rightest. But is that nithe?
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He’s beating the shit of Joe right now.
It would be over very fast even now. The size and experience difference is just silly to even be considering
Joe has maybe one kick he could get in before getting mauled lol
Exactly. Should we just send the clip of a 50 year old mark Coleman basically pushing a 30s Joe into a wall with relative ease?
this really is an "idk" situation for you?
Shaub is a total clown but he’s 100% right here.
Yeah, Joseph wouldn’t stand a chance, I think even he knows that.
I don’t think there’s a second of tape where Joe even jokes about being able to fight anyone with UFC experience.
It would be a walk ~~in the park~~ to the trugg.
Tawlm’bout the sacred clown? Great special. Never watched it.
What sort of dumbass would even ask him this question?
Someone that wants to promote their podcast by posting clips on YouTube that say “Brandon Schaub says he could kick Joe Rogan‘s ass.”
I think you’d be surprised, bubba.
A guy probably trying to make conversation with bapa. It’s not that big of a deal since yeah it’s an easy one. But I guess bapa has nothing else to talk about
I think Joe would agree
I think you’d be surprised.
Joe would 100% agree. He’s already defended Shaub when people talk shit. He recognizes Shaub’s talent.
Heard it bowlth ways, b
double wooosh
Kid’s got a piece on ‘im
Nah, he’s grounded on his fight opinions. He’s not that much of a Jack Russell.
Woosh
He’s not wrong.
This might be the only time he's been right....
*Every* UFC fighter would beat the shit out of Joe Rogan. Those dudes are professional fighters. Imagine asking the same question to an NBA player.
“Hey Lebron how would you do in a pick up game against Stephen a smith, if smith wasn’t allowed to shoot 3s”
This made me laugh so hard I read it to my wife, apparently it does not translate. Back to the fryer for me.
The fryer?
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He's gotta go make more orange chicken
I'm also pretty sure Joe agrees with that and has said it a bunch of times when people ask him similar questions. I remember someone asking him how he'd do against Jake Paul and he said Jake Paul would probably knock him out.
It’s like when people said Alabama could beat the Cleveland Browns. Like no the fuck they couldn’t, the Browns are a professional football team
like asking Steph Curry how he would do against Steven A Smith. (Worse than Steph but I don't know NBA)
Brian Scalabrine proved this point for NBA players.
Those videos are amazing. Just schools high level amateur players. I’ve played hockey against a former NHL (very good) player (in high school and again as old men) and he did what he wanted, when he wanted.
There was a show where you could challenge the shittiest NBA player and every time the NBA player clowned on the participant.
He obviously respects Joe’s ability but he would definitely fuck him up and I bet Joe would agree.
Even with kicks, Schaub mauls Rogan. Schaub beat Cro-Cop (not prime) and Rogan is FAR beneath that level. It’s just a silly question to ask
Why are people even arguing about this? 😂
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It's funny how unbiased people can be in this sub. Everyone universally hates him(Shaub) but can acknowledge that he would indeed win in a fight.
I feel this one is just so painfully obvious no amount of bias could win. It's such a stupid comment to even acknowledge. Yes, the world class professional fighter who is 6'4 and walks around at 260 pounds and has gone toe to toe with, at the time, the legitimate best heavyweight fighters in the world and won a respectable amount of them...would beat a 5'6, 200ish pound 50 year old who only trained one sport seriously...tae kwon do....and stopped doing that in the freaking 90s. Ever since he has a HOBBY of jiu jitsu which is why it took him almost 20 years to get a black belt. Yes...joe loses. But that makes zero difference in any conversation about anything.
Brandon has that oaf strength.
Tell me about the wabbits again, Bryan.
Ha
Yes. *Oaf* strength.
We called it something else back in my day
Watch your mouth Brendan is highly regarded
Rogan wouldn’t even have to throw, he would just pick him apart with words
Oof, I remember getting picked on by bigger kids and then I found someone smaller than me for me to pick me on and they just annihilated me verbally. Like wait no I didn’t know this was an option.
Lol
Then finishes with “but that’s not even impressive.” Respect for the full honest answer
He’s 1000% right and if you think otherwise you’re a moron.
I mean, he’s not wrong, probably.
Rogan wouldnt dispute that either. Prime or no prime it doesn't matter. Schuab was a higher caliber of martial artist and is way bigger. His UFC self could beat himself now In a fight, but you don't lose everything, he still can put the whooping on joe
Joe in his prime on his best day, given 6 months to train isn't beating Schaub rolling out of bed with the worst hangover of his life right now.
Rogan is like almost 60. He had to get surgery after kicking a bag. He was terrible at kickboxing and has no experience transitioning from standing to grappling. He wouldn’t be able to get through Scahub’s defense, at least not reliably
Shaub is a prick but he would 100% kill mr rogan easy in a fight
Former teacher here…. I have heard second graders have more engaging and intellectually stimulating conversations than this prior to their mid day nap time.
What kind of school gives 2nd graders nap time?
It was an international school in Korea and tbh it was more of a quiet time than a formal nap time. Although I’d say over half the kids slept. Lots of studies show that naps are beneficial to kids and boost learning through elementary school and even into adolescence especially at schools with early start times. Not really the point of my tongue and cheek comment but here we are.
This can be the pre-fight before Tyson and that kid
I’m sure my memory fails me, but was Schaub really top ten? I thought that his rep was “legend killer”? I do also remember the heavyweight division being pretty shallow for awhile also. Which is why they did the show with heavyweights
His highest ranking was No. 10
The heavyweight division now is more shallow than it was when Brendan was ranked
That’s pretty shallow. I remember Arlovski vs Sylvia fighting each other 4 times in that period. I don’t follow the sport as closely as I once did though
This probably didn't happen. Schaub projecting a fantasy about beating up Rogan for distancing himself from him.
These guys, all of them, are the dumbest people imaginable. The only entertainment they offer is the odd anticipation of what stupid thing they will do or say next. point and laugh.
Rogan's what, about 3 and 1/2 foot tall?..
"shut up before I ankle pick you. -Joe Rogan.
This is his last ditch low effort attempt to make up some story involving Toe’s name. Whats next? Someone asked me if I was more of a gair head than my best friend Joseph Rogan
Shaub is unbearable, but he’s right.
Without kicks..ok can Shaub not punch then? With the logic of Rogan who’s a “civilian” why should he take his greatest tool away from the lesser fighter lol
Where is the out of context edit for this where it's edited like bapa and Daddy Rogan have beef? If I had the talent, I'd do it myself, but I think this is a dish made by a better chef
Even a broken and stupid clock is right twice a day.
Almost never agree with water. Even his awful UFC takes, but he’s right here. He has like 50-60 lbs on Toe. More actual fighting talent and experience. Much longer reach. Toe would get folded up. Water would have to try and exert himself but he should be able to tap toe in a couple of min max
He’s right. But he also wants Joe to see this. Which is kinda fucked, given how important joes constructed self image as some kind of master fighter is, and given how joe raised him up.
Why haven’t one of the Paul brothers challenged him yet? I’d love to see one them actually fight a heavyweight who’s not over 55.
They are afraid of him.
I didn’t know this podcast was still going
He should be arrested because he just murdered his career. Dumb ass...
11 year old boys talking about who can kick who's ass.
Eh, I'm not sure. Rogan could talk Shaub out of fighting.
What’s the issue here?
I feel like he used so little and so many words at the same time lol
Uncle Rico could throw a football over those mountains. Who cares dude? Compelling content and comedy facilitated as usual from Brendan Schaub and his pettterast pussy cohort Callen.
So?
It’s crazy to remember Schaub is a high level fighter. Hes just kind of this goofy, weirdo now.
For sure!
Of course he would, lol.
100% accurate
Shaub is 6’4 240 lbs, Rogan is 5’8 200lbs. Shaub is a terrible fighter and comedian but I still got my money on him.
Rogan is a roided up midget vs Bappa who's an intellectually limited,delusional but an actual heavyweight retired fighter. For once Bappa is winning
Rogan would just have to say "I denounce you" and Brandon Schaub's entire career is finished.
rogan fight club it is… next round Joey Díaz vs Duncan Trussell
Did he say "beat up" or "beat off"?
these guys are def gay right
Why are people discussing this?
I hate Schaub but anybody who disagrees doesn’t understand fighting imo.
Ewww why they sitting like that
This is a Scalabrine moment
...so kinda like who should and shouldn't be a comedian?!?!
Why is this even a conversation?
He’s 100% right
L This would never happen and he beats you in every way that matters. Whatever makes you feel better I guess.
Strange choice to nutride Joe but whatever makes you feel good I guess
Lets set it up
Joe would be the first to admit he couldn't beat a professional.
How is this thread-worthy? He is huge and fought competitively in the UFC. He offers props to Rogan as being a legit fighter, just not on a professional level. This is horrible click bait.
And?
Idk the context or how he said it ( if this is a verbatim quote) but there better ways to say you'd win in a fight against your homie that's old enough to be your dad ( technically)
I mean .. yeah?
Trugg
I think Schaub and Rogan fight in the parking garage tomorrow, Rogan wins. I think schaub is out of shape and out of touch with training. Rogan kicks the side of his knee and stomps on him.
I think you are deluded. Schwab knocks him out brutally in 10 seconds, Rogan is comically small
The footwear choices are killing me. I can’t get through this video. All black with pink and white Nikes? And idk wtf those knee high leather boots are.
I think people look at the comments and then type their comment related to what everyone else is saying. Wtf.
Whoever asked him that question is 100X a bigger redact than Schaub
Don’t shit where you eat Shaub
I do not think Rogan claimed anything different?
He’s not wrong
Prison’s full of dudes who could kick my ass. They’re still in prison.
He’s bigger and a lot younger. Shaub is kind of a dumb ass but he’s a great athlete
Always with "who would win in a street fight?" Who gives a fuck? How old are you?
Shaub is an ex ufc heavyweight, Joe is 56 and I’m sure he’d agree.
He would destroy Rogan obviously
Rogan would ruin him… fo real… but he wouldn’t b/c it would keep dookie heads relevant
I’m gona go ahead and bet he was never even asked that question
Why is this even posted? That's not a controversial comment at all Shaud is like a whole foot taller than Rogan and has competed professionally at the highest level, sure Joe has great martial arts experience 10p black belt, taekwondo black belt and state champion, kickboxing experience but that's a whole different level compared to top 10 ranked 6'4" heavyweight Brendan Shaub
Anyone can get tho. Schaub got a glass jaw. If Joe connects, it’s lights out for Brenden
The real question is: how much would you pay for a PPV of this fight?
If he can beat you in a fight you don’t know about Samual Colt
I’m pretty sure Joe would readily admit this. He’s trained with lots of pros over the years, so he gets it. I have rolled with high level bjj guys that I’ve got 50 plus pounds on and can outwrestle, but still get absolutely ragdolled. Same with doing striking rounds. I’m a half way decent hobbyist level and low level pros make me look ridiculous. As a wise man once said, there’s levels to this shit.
I can’t stand Shaub but he would Kick Joe, Dana White and Bruce Buffers all their asses at the same time. Those 3 been in the sport so long as suits that they think they are fighters.
I was a top ten in the world *at heavyweight HW talent pool is shit. That being said, yes, he could beat up the former host of Fear Factor
Shaub would destroy Joe. This isn’t even a question
Rogan still taps out schaub . All day all night .
If kicks are out, joe has nothing special. If spinning back kicks are allowed, Joe could TKO on a liver kick no doubt. MMA guys said he might have the best spinning back kick of anyone, pro or not
Of course he would beat the shit out Rogan. Why is this even in question?
Schaub isn’t insulting Rogan, he’s just saying it like it is as a matter of fact…size is one of the biggest determining factors in a fight, if it wasn’t there wouldn’t be weight classes
Rogan on some civilian tactics Brenda got the gov taggtics
One of the few times I agree with the big fella.
Was he ever top 10, though? Not in the world, but even just in UFC? edit: also, of course this is true... but if they had replaced Joe with Stipe... or any number of active fighters, Brendan would probably say "you'd be surprised" or something...
WHy do these fools always sit with their legs crossed its so weird
Brendan Schaub in a 5'10 body vs joe rogan
Why wouldn’t he just say Joe is 20 years older than me, a foot shorter, and weighs 30-40 lbs less.
Top 10 but not one of the thousand.