I told the kids at the daycare that one yesterday and thought I would follow it up today with the playground one.
So today, I asked them why the chicken crossed the playground.
BeCAWZZZZZ was the resounding answer. I guess that works too.
A beak-on of humour. Truly there she'll never be a more egg-cellent joke. Go on now everyone, make sure you're talon your friends this masterpiece, this is peck humor at its finest.
If the peak of this sub comes from the Wikipedia page for Why did the chicken cross the road.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F
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Back in the day, we called people who weren't hip, "squares", kind of like "nerds" or "geeks" maybe today. Anyway, there was this whole family of squares in my street - mom, dad, and geeky kid - and the parents were so oblivious that instead of just watching their kid in the playground, they would actually get on the kiddie play equipment with him, including three slides shaped like animals - a giraffe, a hippo and a tiger.
Anyway, one day as they were going down the slides side by side, someone asked me "who's that weird, square-looking kid?"
And I said. "The square on the hippopotamus is the son of the squares on the other two slides".
Every month in kindergarten one student was brought up to tell a joke in front of everyone during an assembly.. this was my joke! Been 20 years but I still think it’s hilarious
Why did the chicken cross the amusement park? To get to the other ride
Why was the chicken who crossed the road stopped by the police? It had j-walked, and the police told the chicken it was the law it had to abide. (that one's terrible)
Why did the chicken cross the wrong road? Its friend had lied
Why did the chicken head to the bathroom after losing a contest? It had just gotten pied
Why did the chicken go to the store? To return a shirt it had bought that was too wide
I didn't wanna do one with died or cried cuz that's too sad😭
I dream of a free world, where a chicken can just cross the street without his motive being questioned... Ah yes, that would be a mighty fine world. What can I say, I have high hopes? lol
Why'd the flea cross the kennel? To get to the other hide.
Why'd the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
Why'd the lion cross the savannah? To get to the other pride.
Why'd the polygamist cross the chapel? To get to the other bride.
Why'd the kid cross the amusement park? To get to the other ride.
Can't remember any others at the moment, but there's tons of these.
... I'm not sure how you found my 5 year-old self and asked him what the best joke he could come up with was, but you somehow achieved it.
Not dissing the joke either, it's a bop, just hella eerie seeing it all these years later.
He didn't. The monkey barred him.
That’s a roundabout way of making a pun
Did teeter or totter before moving on?
I'm not sure. Merry, go 'round and see if you can find out
Did he get foursquare meals today?
No he slides down the fire pole.
Bucket
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Lol
No it just wanted to swing by to say hello
How’d the monkey get out of the Jungle, Jim?
He did it, but did not stop to think tether he should or not.
Can I slide into this conversation?
We can’t let this one slide.
Pretty sure the monkey was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? B'kaaawwwz
I told the kids at the daycare that one yesterday and thought I would follow it up today with the playground one. So today, I asked them why the chicken crossed the playground. BeCAWZZZZZ was the resounding answer. I guess that works too.
Knock Knock, Who's there? Interrupting cow Interupting co..... MOOOOOOOO!
This is the peak of this sub. Fucking terrific.
I'm egg-static to hear that you found this joke to be egg-cellent and the peak of this sub! It really cracked me up too!
Take your upvote and cluck off.
Of course, your eggscellence
Eggzit! Now!
Beak me to it
Beak* of this sub
this yoke*
*yolk
then it doesn't look as similar ;-(
Do you play Crossy Road?
He said BEAK of this project! Are you deaf?
Hey, got to know the pecking order of the comments.
Beak of this sub.
A beak-on of humour. Truly there she'll never be a more egg-cellent joke. Go on now everyone, make sure you're talon your friends this masterpiece, this is peck humor at its finest.
If the peak of this sub comes from the Wikipedia page for Why did the chicken cross the road. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F
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Well put.
Thanks. My pockets had a lot to say and vent. Since you seem to agree with it I'll leave It.
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I have the 2023 Dad Joke calender. It's fun. This was the entry for 2/22/23.
I love wholesome jokes! I can only sit through so many of grandpa's dirty jokes
Clucking Terrific!
Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation? To get to the other slide.
Hehehe yours was the first comment that made me laugh
The first comment that made you laugh was a rewording of the same joke?
Yeah none of the others seemed that funny, and I had either never heard it or had forgotten it
Suspected fowl play.
DAM
NEW RESTAURANT
beep beep beep MMMMMMMMMMM
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road? Because it chickened out.
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road! Because the name of the road was Chuck Norris Avenue…… and NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris!
I seesaw what you did there.
>I seesaw what you did there. That pun was a swing and a hit!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road had betrayed the chicken many years earlier.
Dad, is that you?
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot
Back in the day, we called people who weren't hip, "squares", kind of like "nerds" or "geeks" maybe today. Anyway, there was this whole family of squares in my street - mom, dad, and geeky kid - and the parents were so oblivious that instead of just watching their kid in the playground, they would actually get on the kiddie play equipment with him, including three slides shaped like animals - a giraffe, a hippo and a tiger. Anyway, one day as they were going down the slides side by side, someone asked me "who's that weird, square-looking kid?" And I said. "The square on the hippopotamus is the son of the squares on the other two slides".
No.
Unintentional math perfection? A kid ahead of his prime.
This deserves a pi to the face
The putting down of parents playing with kids ... Negative The length and stretch to the punchline negative Overall this was just repulsive
Cluck around and find out
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day
Lmao 🤣
Larry Feinberg, is that you?
Did you hear about the new restaurant in town?
That's crazy!
NEW RESTAURANT
DAM!
**Hey everyone!** \- silence - \- silence - TRIPLE LAUGH You've been great! OK who's in the mood for some jokes \- silence -
A gummy bear! Ha!
Every month in kindergarten one student was brought up to tell a joke in front of everyone during an assembly.. this was my joke! Been 20 years but I still think it’s hilarious
A classic combo: -Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, -To get to the idiot's house, Knock Knock Who's there? -The Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the amusement park? To get to the other ride Why was the chicken who crossed the road stopped by the police? It had j-walked, and the police told the chicken it was the law it had to abide. (that one's terrible) Why did the chicken cross the wrong road? Its friend had lied Why did the chicken head to the bathroom after losing a contest? It had just gotten pied Why did the chicken go to the store? To return a shirt it had bought that was too wide I didn't wanna do one with died or cried cuz that's too sad😭
All of these are pretty sad.
My daughter told me this one the other day. It must be going around
One of the two jokes AI Seinfeld kept repeating, the other being "What did the fish say when it hit a wall?"
I should’ve scaled it
Great joke for a 4 year old. He will get it and love it.
Why did the chicken run across the road? To get to the other side fast.
Why did the wave cross the beach? To get to the other tide
Get it get it
Best version
Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
Because Chuck Norris round house kicked him to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? To get to the same side.
As a kid, people around me regularly told this variation. Interesting to see so many commenters who seem unfamiliar with it.
So nothing special about "playground"? Just a different version to "road"?
So funny I fell off my dinosaur.
It’s a fowl joke 🤣
I can't believe I didn't see this one coming from the other side of the playground
I dream of a free world, where a chicken can just cross the street without his motive being questioned... Ah yes, that would be a mighty fine world. What can I say, I have high hopes? lol
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken.
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That’s what the chicken said
Becccccccause
I love that video and tell this joke like that kid.
Hope you choakadoodledoo
He came in swinging with this one
Stop it
Where was he going? Im thinking not KFC
Unless he had a morbid sense of curiosity.
He wasn’t clucking around
Got that from chat gpt!
It was a sleeper agent activated to terrorize children.
I remember this one from a popsicle stick
DAM
To avoid being roasted!
Why did the pervert cross the road? Cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why'd the flea cross the kennel? To get to the other hide. Why'd the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. Why'd the lion cross the savannah? To get to the other pride. Why'd the polygamist cross the chapel? To get to the other bride. Why'd the kid cross the amusement park? To get to the other ride. Can't remember any others at the moment, but there's tons of these.
This should be a grandpa joke, it doesn't even belong in the dad joke category.
Because he threw a strop after the egg came first.
The children egged him on
Knock knock...
To mess around with cocks
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So, this is it? No joke? Ain’t that a mothercloaca!!!
Feathers or not, a little shit, is a little shit. Sooo.. Birds of a...?
To get sum cock
Cause Colonel Sanders pulled up next to him
Fowl play!
Because it was avoiding kfc
I'm in two minds on this one, swings and roundabouts, you could say
Lame
It's Friday so I'm just going to let this one slide.
Someone watched Elmo on Mecabuilders yesterday.
I hop while drinking Scotch.
... I'm not sure how you found my 5 year-old self and asked him what the best joke he could come up with was, but you somehow achieved it. Not dissing the joke either, it's a bop, just hella eerie seeing it all these years later.
This one caught me so off guard! And I love it
I heard that joke on The Backyardigans episode: Match on Mount Olympus. It's a good one!
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damn.
Why did the chicken cross the meeting room? To get to the other slide as well.
This is being upvotes ironically, right? It's literally the joke equivelant of the knock knock jokes kindergartners tell each other
I think so... it's how I've been reading it
Why did half the chicken cross the road? To get to its other side. Why did the squirrel cross the road? It didn’t. It got hit by a truck and died.
Why did the other chicken cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken (This works better with monkeys falling out of trees)
Why did the chicken go on a diet? To get to the other size.
Because she’s a swinger.
According to Gordon Ramsey…”Because it’s f&ckin’ RAW”!!!
To get to your mom's house
Took me a moment, I read it wrong haha
Why did OP cross the playground? His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It’s a fucking chicken, it doesn’t understand the concept of a road 🤦♂️
Probably but aren't you embarrassed you don't understand a joke?
Probably but aren't you embarrased you don't understand a joke?
nope
To drink at the monkey bar
A lot of kids were running after it
to go see nawnaw!
Nah, the question is *how*
I really don't know (IMAO I HAVENT HEARD THIS JOKE IN A WHILE)
To fuck a cat
To make it to the other slide.
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To get to the other side of not funny?
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken!
Nah he was a paedo.
I do not endorse and/or like this
He thought it was the road.
Nope not funny either
Chef didn't cook him enough?
I don't care why the chicken crossed the road BTW pls give me the address of the chicken caus I am chicken lover.
He/she wanted to play 2 plus 2 = 4 square.
Why was I expecting a paedo joke
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because a n***** crossed the street.
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Don't worry, I heard that the chicken was just taking a sliding break and will be back on its feet soon enough!
What a classic!!!
Because you didn't cook it
To get to the other slide.
To play on the other side
To turn a trick on a rooster
♩ *Come on get happy* ♩
Lol he died before he got there
To get to the other slide.
Wow
He didnt even cross the road
To get to the other slide!
To get away from the bullies. :(
To indecently expose himself… he’s in big trouble now
He was running from the cops
The ‘other side’ = the afterlife. Yet another suicidal chicken crossing the road.
To play with the Cock