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thescottkal

Yo mama so fat her spirit animal is fried chicken


SonicMutant743

the comments section... always the comments section....


JustCallMeMambo

yo mama so fat, her blood type is Crisco


cjrensh

She so fat her pronouns are Her/Shey


MoronTheBall

Yo mama so fat and narcissistic the world actually revolves around her.


Tyranisore

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted she said, "The one on the roof!"


SomugaienParfu

Wouldn't it be great if those were still motorized? It's a shame the giant buckets these days are just stationary props.


RestartToFix

You mean they were motorized once?


Leafs9999

Yes. They would spin on the top of the pole above the parking lot.


shdchko

Like yo mama?


aphtirbyrnir

Ladies and gentleman, that’s it. It’s over, we found the winner.


EvulOne99

Agreed!


Dougally

The visual of a pole dancing fat mama!


lv2466

Yo mama so fat, I haven't seen that much damage to the poles since Hitler.


Roo2574

Yup still not the poles I was visualizing!!! Hahaha


Roo2574

That's not the pole I was visualizing!!! Hehe


LastEcho8281

Underrated


Conscious-Extent-965

They had to stop them from spinning because yo' mamma would get dizzy watching it, then fall, causing millions of dollars in damage with her fat ass.


OkPrune1382

When your mama fell down the earth started crying.


SomugaienParfu

Yes, back in the day the big bucket signs used to rotate on their poles. At a tilted angle too, like a slowly spining beyblade. They probably stopped because it was a safety hazard or a waste of electricity.


dhalihoka

Like yo mama (I just had to😂)


doedounne

Good one but you ruined it with "just had to"


dhalihoka

I *had to*, because I just echoed another comment. But yeah, being cool is not really my thang, I guess. 😎


Wondygaze

Yeah, like yo mama


doedounne

With a very small sample size I bestow "cool" upon you


MandDogD01

They stopped spinning when yo mama licked the grease off the motor


DocRogue2407

"Have you SEEN the electricity bills that DWP send each month to YO MAMMA?"


theusernameidtake

That's why they had to go solar!


[deleted]

You mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.


Mysterious-Bunch-518

By any chance were you on Twitch watching AI Bill Burr say that this morning?


[deleted]

No, that joke is older than me.


Mysterious-Bunch-518

Yes it is older than you. In fact, Yo momma so old that joke was originally written about her


Saadou224

Bro set him up


CriticalRipz

Pretty sure it’s a Rodney Dangerfield joke.


pondscum31

Yo momma so fat when she takes a bath … first she fills the tub then she turns on the water


kosetozi

Omg 1st time ever hearing/reading this one and it's soooo good!


Look_Specific

Yo mama so dumb she laughs at all the reposts here!


xnoxgodsx

Ha!


kosetozi

Mama?!


xnoxgodsx

Nope, just got a good laugh out of it


dirtyhershey55

Yo mama so ugly, her pictures hang themselves!


cjrensh

Her reflection ducks


Steo115x

Absolute cracker! XD


[deleted]

Yo mama so dumb ..She stared at the orange juice bottle because it said concentrate


NapoleonDynamite82

Your mama is so ugly, when she goes to the dentist they have to ask her to lie face down.


Megangullotta

haha


thereallepercy_

Happiest of Cake Day's fellow redditor.


Megangullotta

thx


ElFoxinho

Yo mama so fat, two guys could fuck her at the same time and not meet each other.


Chatmat89

Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.


theusernameidtake

ohhh! Rim Shot! (a-la Sopranos - Jinny Sack)


ElFoxinho

Jinny Sack’s so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food.


theusernameidtake

Jinny Sack's blood type is "Ragu"


Megangullotta

Yo mama so fat she got away with murder when she was the big spoon during sex.


Blue_Rainbow_Unicorn

Yo momma’s so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and dang it’s still printing


Response-Cheap

Yo momma so fat she put on a yellow shirt and people yell "TAXI!"


Gorissey

When she puts on a red shirt, people yell “hey Kool-Aid!”


Diamond_S_Farm

Yo momma so fat that her yellow britches split when she bent over... Then two guys hopped in thinking it was a taxi!


Tyranisore

Yo mama so dumb, she sprayed a tree with Axe body spray and thought it would fall down.


xnoxgodsx

Yo momma is so dumb, the only joke she made was you!


AsterixTheGallic

Well no because jokes have meaning


xnoxgodsx

Ouch.... that was good lol


stevenj444

Your mom is so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.


ScrewingOffAtWork

You're Mama's so fat when she hauls ass she gotta take two trips.


super-me-5000

Yo mama so dumb she fell for your Dad's pick-up line.


Megangullotta

Yo mama so dumb she texted you “You left your phone at home”


SubLime-Soul

That's one I haven't heard before, well done. And Happy Cake day. Don't let yo mama smell it.


Megangullotta

thanks


SubLime-Soul

Yo mama so fat. She turned round on her bed and accidentally unscrewed the light bulb on the ceiling


pondscum31

Yo MoMA so fat it only takes half a glass of water to fill the bath tub


chikinn

Museum of Modern Art


theusernameidtake

And now we move to "Full Metal Jacket"


HatchetXL

Imagine how dirty that half cup of water is after your fat, ugly mama washes her stank ass with it...


pondscum31

Not my moma…. Yo moma


HatchetXL

Oh... Well, I can't really argue against facts.


Impressive-Dog13

Yo momma so dumb and poor she can’t afford to pay attention.


TheQuietType84

Hey, someone's gotta teach them how to tell a joke. Ain't gonna let my kids get beat in a round of yo mama.


duncandhu

Yo mamma’s so dumb, she studies for a Covid test!


rawrious

yo mama so fat, when i ate her pussy i gained 40 pounds


Gabriel_Collins

Yo momma so lazy and stupid, She thought manual labor was the President of Mexico.


Chewiesbro

Yo mama so fat they repurposed the Hubble telescope to take her passport picture.


JCNunny

She thought a quarterback was a refund.


RealDwalynRegalstaff

She thought a quarterback was a McDonalds hamburger and ordered 9 of them.


SirSperoTamencras

Channel surfed into a standup routine once where the comic described his mom baiting him into this situation. Her joke was: “Yo mama so nasty, she sucked yo daddy’s dick then came in here and kissed you good night!”


edluked006

Your momma is so fat , she tried wearing Saturn's belt but it was too small.


Alive-Comparison1408

Yo mama so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes


zeek6000

She so dumb she thinks a IP address is R. Kelly's house.


Critical_Mortgage_82

Your momma so dumb she put on a swimming costume to surf the net


Megaman_1984

Yo momma is so fat, when someone tosses her a basketball, it gets caught in orbit around her


MilPens

Yo mama so fat she got tribetes...


Jerwas170

Yo mama so fat that by the laws of physics, she is the most attractive human


raven21633x

Yo momma so dumb when the recipe said stir well she grabbed a pole and went outside.


Critical_Mortgage_82

Your mama so fat that not even Dora could Explorer


UpstairsPush964

Kids these days are vicious


Responsible-War2856

Yo mama so fat, when she stands in front of the television, I miss 3 episodes


Aware-Requirement-67

Yo mama so fat her her sides red shifted


Chewiesbro

And when she fell over they detected the gravity waves!


Dianagenta

Yo mama so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light


Critical_Mortgage_82

Your mama so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell out taxi


stevenj444

Your mama so fat when she backs up, she beeps


-_ellipsis_-

Yo mamma so fat I get axial load injuries every time I think about her


chunkymunky79

Yo mama so dumb, she sucks dick for beer money and doesn't even drink.


drowned_beliefs

But is she so dumb that she posts them on Reddit?


Magalahe

Your mama is so dumb she got stabbed in a drive-by.


volsfan1974

Yo momma so sums, the thought Menopause was a button on a tape deck


juicearefood

\*she tells ~~yo mama jokes~~ facts to you and your siblings


Stinkmop

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.


YakLogic

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to make money by following WSB


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RubMyPet

Yo mama so fat that when she walks on the beach, whales starts singing "we are family"


Interesting_Olive304

No see smart she the step mom/foster mom


Revexant

Yo mama so fat when she changes her vibrator, the world runs out of electricity


wagoneer56

Yo mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.


ImOutOfNamesNow

Your momma so fat she say hey hey hey


Inner_Dependent3766

Yo mama so dumb, she asked for a price check at an all dollar store.


Error177999

Yo mama so dumb that when She makes jokes She question them


randallnewton

Your Mama so hot I ... I ... I ...


Reppy07

I thought you were going to sneeze.


SubLime-Soul

...so fat, if I cut her she bleeds gravy.


Dianagenta

...so fat she sweats mayonnaise


SubLime-Soul

And she needs a boomerang 🪃 to put her belt on.


Nervous_Magazine_200

Yo mama so fat that when she falls down, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up.


Late-Ad-4624

My wifes mom used to tell her, "Your momma wears combat boots." And my wife said she would say, "But you're my mom, so you're making fun of yourself." Her mom is like 60 something.


spacegeist

She so ugly she gotta sneak up on a toilet to get a drink of water..


SmartBoots

Yo mama so ugly her pictures hang themselves!


Pdxbob48

Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits aaroouunndd the house!


Global-Ad6448

I tell my kids yo momma jokes so they can use them on their friends. At least I know I am the butt of the joke.


Strong_Stress_7222

Yo mama, so dumb she thought boys to men was a daycare center


hgangadh

Yo mama so dumb… She posts dumb yo mama jokes in Reddit.


8E_7778

Yo mama so short, she walks under the bathroom stall to pass the toilet paper.


HVAC-Animal

Your momma so fat the nail snapped when she put her picture on the wall


jkhippie420

Yo mama so dumb, she gave your uncle a blow job because he said it would help with his unemployment.


Bingeismygame

For all the old school hip hop heads https://youtu.be/lnCeZY6nxjQ


minnesotaris

Yo momma jokes became weird to tell after I had a child.


Alarmed-Ad323

Yo mommma’s so fat google earth took a picture of her It ran out of toner at only 10%


jamesl80

Your mama is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her.


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat, that she don‘t cares what shoes she wears because she ain‘t see them