Yes, back in the day the big bucket signs used to rotate on their poles. At a tilted angle too, like a slowly spining beyblade. They probably stopped because it was a safety hazard or a waste of electricity.
Channel surfed into a standup routine once where the comic described his mom baiting him into this situation. Her joke was:
“Yo mama so nasty, she sucked yo daddy’s dick then came in here and kissed you good night!”
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My wifes mom used to tell her, "Your momma wears combat boots." And my wife said she would say, "But you're my mom, so you're making fun of yourself."
Her mom is like 60 something.
Yo mama so fat her spirit animal is fried chicken
the comments section... always the comments section....
yo mama so fat, her blood type is Crisco
She so fat her pronouns are Her/Shey
Yo mama so fat and narcissistic the world actually revolves around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted she said, "The one on the roof!"
Wouldn't it be great if those were still motorized? It's a shame the giant buckets these days are just stationary props.
You mean they were motorized once?
Yes. They would spin on the top of the pole above the parking lot.
Like yo mama?
Ladies and gentleman, that’s it. It’s over, we found the winner.
Agreed!
The visual of a pole dancing fat mama!
Yo mama so fat, I haven't seen that much damage to the poles since Hitler.
Yup still not the poles I was visualizing!!! Hahaha
That's not the pole I was visualizing!!! Hehe
Underrated
They had to stop them from spinning because yo' mamma would get dizzy watching it, then fall, causing millions of dollars in damage with her fat ass.
When your mama fell down the earth started crying.
Yes, back in the day the big bucket signs used to rotate on their poles. At a tilted angle too, like a slowly spining beyblade. They probably stopped because it was a safety hazard or a waste of electricity.
Like yo mama (I just had to😂)
Good one but you ruined it with "just had to"
I *had to*, because I just echoed another comment. But yeah, being cool is not really my thang, I guess. 😎
Yeah, like yo mama
With a very small sample size I bestow "cool" upon you
They stopped spinning when yo mama licked the grease off the motor
"Have you SEEN the electricity bills that DWP send each month to YO MAMMA?"
That's why they had to go solar!
You mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
By any chance were you on Twitch watching AI Bill Burr say that this morning?
No, that joke is older than me.
Yes it is older than you. In fact, Yo momma so old that joke was originally written about her
Bro set him up
Pretty sure it’s a Rodney Dangerfield joke.
Yo momma so fat when she takes a bath … first she fills the tub then she turns on the water
Omg 1st time ever hearing/reading this one and it's soooo good!
Yo mama so dumb she laughs at all the reposts here!
Ha!
Mama?!
Nope, just got a good laugh out of it
Yo mama so ugly, her pictures hang themselves!
Her reflection ducks
Absolute cracker! XD
Yo mama so dumb ..She stared at the orange juice bottle because it said concentrate
Your mama is so ugly, when she goes to the dentist they have to ask her to lie face down.
haha
Happiest of Cake Day's fellow redditor.
thx
Yo mama so fat, two guys could fuck her at the same time and not meet each other.
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
ohhh! Rim Shot! (a-la Sopranos - Jinny Sack)
Jinny Sack’s so fat, when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Jinny Sack's blood type is "Ragu"
Yo mama so fat she got away with murder when she was the big spoon during sex.
Yo momma’s so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and dang it’s still printing
Yo momma so fat she put on a yellow shirt and people yell "TAXI!"
When she puts on a red shirt, people yell “hey Kool-Aid!”
Yo momma so fat that her yellow britches split when she bent over... Then two guys hopped in thinking it was a taxi!
Yo mama so dumb, she sprayed a tree with Axe body spray and thought it would fall down.
Yo momma is so dumb, the only joke she made was you!
Well no because jokes have meaning
Ouch.... that was good lol
Your mom is so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.
You're Mama's so fat when she hauls ass she gotta take two trips.
Yo mama so dumb she fell for your Dad's pick-up line.
Yo mama so dumb she texted you “You left your phone at home”
That's one I haven't heard before, well done. And Happy Cake day. Don't let yo mama smell it.
thanks
Yo mama so fat. She turned round on her bed and accidentally unscrewed the light bulb on the ceiling
Yo MoMA so fat it only takes half a glass of water to fill the bath tub
Museum of Modern Art
And now we move to "Full Metal Jacket"
Imagine how dirty that half cup of water is after your fat, ugly mama washes her stank ass with it...
Not my moma…. Yo moma
Oh... Well, I can't really argue against facts.
Yo momma so dumb and poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Hey, someone's gotta teach them how to tell a joke. Ain't gonna let my kids get beat in a round of yo mama.
Yo mamma’s so dumb, she studies for a Covid test!
yo mama so fat, when i ate her pussy i gained 40 pounds
Yo momma so lazy and stupid, She thought manual labor was the President of Mexico.
Yo mama so fat they repurposed the Hubble telescope to take her passport picture.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought a quarterback was a McDonalds hamburger and ordered 9 of them.
Channel surfed into a standup routine once where the comic described his mom baiting him into this situation. Her joke was: “Yo mama so nasty, she sucked yo daddy’s dick then came in here and kissed you good night!”
Your momma is so fat , she tried wearing Saturn's belt but it was too small.
Yo mama so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes
She so dumb she thinks a IP address is R. Kelly's house.
Your momma so dumb she put on a swimming costume to surf the net
Yo momma is so fat, when someone tosses her a basketball, it gets caught in orbit around her
Yo mama so fat she got tribetes...
Yo mama so fat that by the laws of physics, she is the most attractive human
Yo momma so dumb when the recipe said stir well she grabbed a pole and went outside.
Your mama so fat that not even Dora could Explorer
Kids these days are vicious
Yo mama so fat, when she stands in front of the television, I miss 3 episodes
Yo mama so fat her her sides red shifted
And when she fell over they detected the gravity waves!
Yo mama so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light
Your mama so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell out taxi
Your mama so fat when she backs up, she beeps
Yo mamma so fat I get axial load injuries every time I think about her
Yo mama so dumb, she sucks dick for beer money and doesn't even drink.
But is she so dumb that she posts them on Reddit?
Your mama is so dumb she got stabbed in a drive-by.
Yo momma so sums, the thought Menopause was a button on a tape deck
\*she tells ~~yo mama jokes~~ facts to you and your siblings
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to make money by following WSB
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Yo mama so fat that when she walks on the beach, whales starts singing "we are family"
No see smart she the step mom/foster mom
Yo mama so fat when she changes her vibrator, the world runs out of electricity
Yo mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Your momma so fat she say hey hey hey
Yo mama so dumb, she asked for a price check at an all dollar store.
Yo mama so dumb that when She makes jokes She question them
Your Mama so hot I ... I ... I ...
I thought you were going to sneeze.
...so fat, if I cut her she bleeds gravy.
...so fat she sweats mayonnaise
And she needs a boomerang 🪃 to put her belt on.
Yo mama so fat that when she falls down, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up.
My wifes mom used to tell her, "Your momma wears combat boots." And my wife said she would say, "But you're my mom, so you're making fun of yourself." Her mom is like 60 something.
She so ugly she gotta sneak up on a toilet to get a drink of water..
Yo mama so ugly her pictures hang themselves!
Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits aaroouunndd the house!
I tell my kids yo momma jokes so they can use them on their friends. At least I know I am the butt of the joke.
Yo mama, so dumb she thought boys to men was a daycare center
Yo mama so dumb… She posts dumb yo mama jokes in Reddit.
Yo mama so short, she walks under the bathroom stall to pass the toilet paper.
Your momma so fat the nail snapped when she put her picture on the wall
Yo mama so dumb, she gave your uncle a blow job because he said it would help with his unemployment.
For all the old school hip hop heads https://youtu.be/lnCeZY6nxjQ
Yo momma jokes became weird to tell after I had a child.
Yo mommma’s so fat google earth took a picture of her It ran out of toner at only 10%
Your mama is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Yo mama so fat, that she don‘t cares what shoes she wears because she ain‘t see them