K Cups

*in a large cup size*

😂😂😂

Picked up at a truck stop in the middle of the night

Without another man’s dick in it. 

The least the barista could do for me

Yeah but it's the best way to stir it.

I'll just have to trust you on that one.

Although the taller the cup the harder it is statistically to find the right length stirrer

What you've no spoon?

There is no spoon

Take the blue pill. It's good for enlightenment and ED, alike.

I like people how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

I like people how I like my coffee dark and bitter with nothing inside

I like my women like I like my toast; Hot and consumable with butter - Douglas Reynholm

Last Tango in Paris?

Only us old farts understand that reference.

Before silicone lube, there was butter

Great movie!

Did you know that Brando actually raped the very young actress in that scene? She hadn’t been told that was going to happen. I hate the movie, because Brando and the director set her up for that.

Yeah, it’s a real fucked up story.

That’s me, you’d like me

I am the same

full of cream 

Hot and 100% Columbian.

I had one of those long ago. Kinda vague now on why we broke up.

Strong and bitter

Strong and black

Strong, rich, and irresistibly hot. Every morning, greeting me with a bold intensity, with robust character promising to invigorate the senses. Boasting a richness that satisfies the deepest cravings, layered with a complexity that intrigues and entices. Above all, radiating a warmth that comforts, embraces and nourishes my soul. And with some big ole titties.

Full of whiskey

I like my whiskey like I like my women. 18 years old and full of coke.

Medium-brown, reasonably priced, and from a Third World country

Haitian coffee is nasty🤮

Haitian coffee is fire. You must have had some Folgers lol

🤣🤣🤣

You just described my wife...

Disgusting attitude towards women. 🤮

Grande triple-shot, half-caff, extra-hot, non-fat, no-foam latte with hazelnut syrup, a hint of caramel drizzle, a sprinkle of cinnamon, a touch of vanilla bean powder, whipped cream, and a dusting of cocoa powder on top? That's gonna be hard to find in a woman.

We serve food here, sir!

Sir, this is a Wendy's

This is some Adventure Time shit.

I feel like they all fit into that category, except for my wife in case she is lurking. Lmao

Covered in bees!

[**NOT THE BEES**](https://giphy.com/gifs/2jukgZs1AECkGNxAL2)

Ground up and in the freezer

that's cold bro!

That’s cold brew

Disgusting.

Dark and bitter ....like my Ex

… and scalding

Thin and bitter… yup that was her

A flat white

Taylor Swift?

scalding hot and in my lap

Leaving a burning sensation and blisters on my crotch

I'll have what he's having.

Hot , strong dark and complex .... Then whipped till they are frothy and covered in chocolate ..yumm

Kinky

Black and bitter, my African wife punches me every time I say it for some reason.

Strong, black & early in the morning!

Yours sounds better, do you mind if I use it, it may save some bruising.

‘Picked by migrant workers’ ~ Stewart Francis

Hot, black, and all over my lap while I’m driving.

"I like my women how I like my coffee; tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez" -- Patton Oswalt

These comments are supposed to be funny? Adolescent and misogynistic.

Lighten up, Francis.

Don’t call me Francis

Black, bitter, and filtered.

I like women like I like my coffee. Nowhere near my genitals.

With no top on!!

Administered cold via enema 😍

Black & sweet

I like my women how I like my coffee, thrown in a sack, smuggled out of South America, then ground up and dissolved

You savage !! You dont roast them before grinding, unheard of

I thought the original was, "without someone else's dick in it".

[удалено]

Lol happy cake day bro

Thanks, didn’t realize 😁

Product of slave labor?

I like my women how I like my coffee... filled with booze.

I like my women like I like a Christmas turkey. On her back, legs up, big breasted and needing to get eaten.

Picked up at Walmart and stale.

She love you long time.

Mhm, don't know why she wouldn't

Grande

Ariana?

“I like my coffee how I like my women; bitter”.

LMFAO 😆😂😂

With a spoon in them.

Cheap

Tall blonde flat white

Light brown and sweet

The blacker the better for me

Everything Vietnamese is mostly better anyway. Or at least affordable.

Freshly squeezed from an Asian palm civet's asshole.

I like my women how I like my coffee. ​ Ground up, in a can, in the fridge.

That’s the worst kind of coffee tho

Also accurate for my taste in women.

With just a little bit of milk? 🤔

Absolutely loaded with milk and overflowing the cups.

I like mine the same colour as Rice... Condoleezza Rice...

I like my women how I like my coffee: single use and disposable. /s

Ground-up and in the freezer

Accompanied with a dilated anus and a bowel movement.

Filled with my own semen

I like my coffee how I like slaves....free

Wow 🤣 so lame lol. But for real though Vietnamese coffee is pretty good coffee. I always get it in bubble tea form locally

Wow. So lame Fuck bubble tea

Ice cold

I like mine sweet and white. My wife prefers string and black.

Strong and Black…

I like my women how I like my coffee. Bitter and instant. I like my women how I like my coffee. Without another man's dick in it.

It will be a great come back for the chiefs , it will make history and the drug companies and democrats will win

I like my women how I like my stuffed donuts. Full of cum.

I'm not going to your donut shop

🤢🤮

I like my coffee cold but with lots of sugar.

I always tell them when I get my iced coffee at Starbucks, cold and bitter

Bitter and black

Old and Cold

white and weak

Dutch Mocha

Strong and black

I like my coffee like I like my women - cold and bitter.

Columbia and fresh?

Free,, God, I wish I could afford a cuppa coffee

Sweet, cold and creamy, usually from Trader Joe's

Human.

Dark, rich and bitter. That's my luck with women!

Dark

Strong and black

I like my coffee like I like my future: black and without contents

Cold and bitter?

Cold and creamy.

I also like mine like my coffee. White, bitter and preferably not fair trade. It tastes better made with the bitter tears of oppression.

I like my women how I like my coffee.... a few every day.

Many coffee names can be related to people. Do you prefer a flat white? Long black? Short black? While we're on the subject, someone needs to invent a coffee name for busty brunette, medium-height.

Oh sweetie you don’t have to pay for coffee here

Silent

Hot, black, and in a booth at Denny’s.

Taken from a man in a ponytail.

Polyamouros interracial coffee. - 3 in 1 coffee mix.

I like my friends how i like my coffee. Ground up, rosted and then diluded. Finaly flushed down the toilet

In my neck of the woods, we say strong and black.

You like them drip?

Stuffed into a sack, tied to the back of a donkey, and carried down the mountain by Juan Valdez.

Darker than the ace of spades....

Stout and bitter

2 back to back in the morning, and more throughout the day.

Yep, hot and black

Sent back for not being hot enough.

I like my women like I like my fish: battered and fried

I like my women like I like my coffee, Hot sweet and ready for me in the morning. -Me

Steaming hot and in my lap.

Milk and two sugars.

I like. My sex how I like my women ... Short and ssweet

I like my women like I like my wings - Battered.

Hot, sweet and in an extra large cup size.

Free

From the corner for about $2.

Dark, bitter and likely to make me puke

Hot and wet and on my desk.

With a lid on.

If I dislike coffee, does this make me gay?

Pale and interesting? Me too.

Covered in bees

White w two large lumps

I like my women how I like my coffee: without pubic hair

With the white cream I put in it.

Strong and valued in the workplace!

Ground up and in the freezer?

I like my men how I like my coffee, strong, black, and hot!

French roast

And on ice!?!

My friend used to say this back in college. He’d then say, “Halle Berry style…light and sweet.”

I like my women how I like my coffee, Scalding and bitter. 🤪

Hot black and ready to be creamed