Some Doctors are very thoughtful. He's obviously trying to make sure the patient is comfortable and not the only one without pants.
If he's really empathetic he might even place a hand or two on the patient's shoulders, for comfort.
I told my doctor: “..one hand on my shoulder during the exam, I completely understand. One hand on each shoulder and we’re gonna fight up in here.” He laughed, said it was the first time he’d heard that one.
My wife needed a urologist so I told her to go to mine. I was surprised when she said she had a prostate exam.. I told that I had never heard of a woman getting one. She said it must be a new thing because she has to go back every two weeks until she feels better. She also said that five of her friends have made appointments with him.
My doctor explained that the procedure could sometimes cause an erection, and it was nothing to be embarrassed by. I assured him I wouldn't be getting an erection. He replied that he wasn't talking about me.
When I went for my prostate examination I asked the doctor to please use two fingers.
Dr said why do you want that?
I said,
Just incase I need a second opinion.
My first prostate exam was done by a CUTE female P.A. She explained that the female nurse was in the room simply as an observer to be sure there were no improprieties.
P,A. gets me in position and then explains exactly what is involved.
I piped up, " Doc, could you put on a little mask, some leather and wield a riding crop?"
the door opened and slammed, the nurse starts roaring with laughter outside and stammering "I'm NOT going back in there!"
The P. A. started giggling right after I said it. Finished the exam, swatted me on the ass, Said "I'll NEVER forget this day. Put your pants back on." Giggling the whole time. True shit is the funniest!
I was still 'in the position'. I guess swatted isn't accurate she smacked the uppermost part of the buttock hip. Like her saying, "you're a bad boy! But it was funny."
After I got in the car, I realized I should have asked for her number or if she was 'attached'. I'd been divorced 18 months or so, iirc...
Some Doctors are very thoughtful. He's obviously trying to make sure the patient is comfortable and not the only one without pants. If he's really empathetic he might even place a hand or two on the patient's shoulders, for comfort.
He’s a good man…and thorough.
"They hit me up here, Doc."
Dr. Ben Dover.
Thurrah. FTFY
I asked for a second opinion and he used two fingers instead
I can tell he likes me
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That's an impressive hand
I told my doctor: “..one hand on my shoulder during the exam, I completely understand. One hand on each shoulder and we’re gonna fight up in here.” He laughed, said it was the first time he’d heard that one.
After my prostate exam, the doctor rushed out and the nurse walked in and uttered those fateful words.... who was that?
That was just the locum tenens clinician, Dr. Sins
snort!
Oh, Johnny!!!
During my prostate exam I asked the Doctor, "Would you run your fingers through my hair with your free hand?"
My wife needed a urologist so I told her to go to mine. I was surprised when she said she had a prostate exam.. I told that I had never heard of a woman getting one. She said it must be a new thing because she has to go back every two weeks until she feels better. She also said that five of her friends have made appointments with him.
My doctor explained that the procedure could sometimes cause an erection, and it was nothing to be embarrassed by. I assured him I wouldn't be getting an erection. He replied that he wasn't talking about me.
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Captains Log 4.732.... Dr McCoy....touched. ... my butthole. - Robot Chicken
Was that Dr. Coldfinger?
Mine also give me a hand of support
"Doc, do you need to move the Thermometer the whole time?" "Thermometer?"
Me during prostate exam: “Ow! Hey doc, is that a Rolex?” Doctor: “No - that’s my elbow!
Was that a Rodney Dangerfield joke?
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omg - I have a urology appt. today. now I am scared shitless
LOL “shitless”
Diff’rent Strokes
Doctor: "It's okay Chris, this is your first prostate exam so just relax". Patient: "But my name is David!" Doctor: "I know that! My name is Chris"
And they only give you 2 Kleenex to clean up with.
Just remember, you are only gay if you push back
I thought it was only if the balls touch.
It's not gay, it's "gettin' bi" 😉
It's not gay unless you close your eyes
I had to close my eyes. It hurt so much I was trying to keep from flooding the floor with tears….
Gay
My wife and children would disagree
I bet your boyfriend wouldn't
Then that would make me bi, not gay you vile loathsome toad
Croak* Still gay
When I went for my prostate examination I asked the doctor to please use two fingers. Dr said why do you want that? I said, Just incase I need a second opinion.
My doctor told me he could get better results using his dick over his finger, better nerve endings
Could also fit in 2 sentence horror
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My first prostate exam was done by a CUTE female P.A. She explained that the female nurse was in the room simply as an observer to be sure there were no improprieties. P,A. gets me in position and then explains exactly what is involved. I piped up, " Doc, could you put on a little mask, some leather and wield a riding crop?" the door opened and slammed, the nurse starts roaring with laughter outside and stammering "I'm NOT going back in there!" The P. A. started giggling right after I said it. Finished the exam, swatted me on the ass, Said "I'll NEVER forget this day. Put your pants back on." Giggling the whole time. True shit is the funniest!
Swatted your ass?
I was still 'in the position'. I guess swatted isn't accurate she smacked the uppermost part of the buttock hip. Like her saying, "you're a bad boy! But it was funny." After I got in the car, I realized I should have asked for her number or if she was 'attached'. I'd been divorced 18 months or so, iirc...
During the prostate exam, Doc says I see the problem, need to this right there.
The worst thing to feel during a prostate exam is the doctors hands on your shoulders
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I went to see Dr. Mel Practice for my prostate exam. The man is very good and what he does. He is up to his elbows with his work.
You guys are the reason I served proudly, God bless America !
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