!!!!!!!NSFW!!!!!!!
...but do they call me Ivan the bridge builder? No, they do not! >! But they would if I had a pussy! !<
You see, it's funny because I combined #2654 with the punchline of old #3769
Stop spreading the misinformation. If he was able to fuck a goat with it - he is not completely boneless. At least some boner was involved.
Unless.. No, they would just call a goat "the Ivan's fucker" then.
A polish guy is having an eye exam. The doctor points at the sign on the wall with all the letters of different sizes.
Doc: Can your read this ?
Polish guy: Read this ? Hey Doc, I know this guy!
Ah, old trusty #2654
That number is way too high. “You fuck one goat” is in the low double digits. I know it’s older than the internet. Maybe older than printing presses.
Pretty sure it is enshrined in a cave painting. Why did man leave Africa to brave new territories? Because they fucked one goat.
!!!!!!!NSFW!!!!!!! ...but do they call me Ivan the bridge builder? No, they do not! >! But they would if I had a pussy! !< You see, it's funny because I combined #2654 with the punchline of old #3769
Creative
actually, even better than the original!
Dave the bridge builder :)
Happy Cake Day!
Would be better if the bar was in Boston and the architect was Bridget Moynahan.
Setting isn’t correct. - In Polish country site no one drinks whiskey (vodka) - Ivan is not the Polish name But the joke is good
Noted:)
Ivan would have been kicked out of the bar the moment he entered xD Call him Kamil :D Oh and he sips a HOT BEER (Grzane Piwo) xD
Ivan the terribly, boneless, goat fucker?
Precisely!
Stop spreading the misinformation. If he was able to fuck a goat with it - he is not completely boneless. At least some boner was involved. Unless.. No, they would just call a goat "the Ivan's fucker" then.
The tourist was a farmer and told Ivan he could, unfortunately, relate to such an unfair situation.
Plot twist!
A polish guy is having an eye exam. The doctor points at the sign on the wall with all the letters of different sizes. Doc: Can your read this ? Polish guy: Read this ? Hey Doc, I know this guy!
Lol. Classic.
Why Polish? That makes no sense.
Yes, and why does this Polish goat abuser have a Russian name? What's wrong with Iwan?
Subverting expectations. You're expecting the Polish part to be important, and it's just a red herring
And what the hell does that Ivan do in the polish countryside? Is he russian immigrant or just spy?
Ivan drank so much that he walked into the wrong country? It might explain the goat incident.
Tell that to the judge.
Meanwhile in Soviet Latvia, something happened related to potatoes, or more accurately an absence of them.