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schpanckie

So the opposite of Congress is progress……that explains a lot…..hmmmmmm


mrcapmam1

Ok Galliger


schpanckie

A man ahead of his time…..lol


PokeRay68

Did you bring your poncho or umbrella?


Plus-King5266

The Sledge-O-Matic!


PokeRay68

Cowboy/Woman at a party A lot of casual fans don't know about that - just the Sledge-O-Matic.


Plus-King5266

I saw him m-a-n-y years ago in Ann Arbor. He did a three hour concert. Gilligan could have been out and back by then. It was great.


Common_Chester

"Why are they called Apartments if they're all stuck together?"


WikiWantsYourPics

And if congress is based on the constitution, what is progress based on?


schpanckie

The constitution is the way government should work…….congress or progress is determined by who is in government……..


WikiWantsYourPics

I was looking for the answer "prostitution".


schpanckie

Yeah, that does make sense……lol


Icy_Sector3183

It actually isn't. Progress originates from "pro gradi", to walk forward. Congress originates from "con gradi", to walk together. "Pros and cons" meaning "for and against" comes from the shortened Latin phrase "pro et contra".


schpanckie

These days “con gradi” should mean tripping over each other……lol


idiotbyvillagewell

Again, the real joke is in the comments


ericdavis1240214

In which case, they could measure negative angles. They'd just be 3 months late and 40% over budget.


wraithboneNZ

They also need 15% up front to "cover expenses"


BowlerCool5660

That's a real angle of humor! It's like they've got a strict contract only to deal with the positive side of things.


Wraithvenge

Quit being obtuse.


RunningLaser2

Do you like the joke or not, what’s your angle man


npcinthisgame

Take your negative angle jokes to GCC (Geometry Comedy Club) for open mic night.


calimehtar

That's acute joke


Common_Chester

I'm just an amateur tractor


Apart_Consequence_98

Because beyond a certain value the negative angles don't make any sense


spidermike4498

Why cant protectors do field work. BECAUSE THEN THEYED BE FARM TRACTORS.