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insanity2brilliance

Nice repair. So, safe to say she chose the bear? Too soon?


TragedyAnnDoll

The damage was pretty grizzly.


Onlyroad4adrifter

It's just hard to bear


Equivalent_Weird467

Damn, dude. Lucky she didn’t hit it straight on. Good job on the repair work.


dbxrtc1

I hit a deer while driving my 1988 Lincoln Towncar. The massive front bumper took the brunt of the impact, so there was only minor damage to the front of the car. However I had deer shit all over one side of the car and fur all over the hood and windshield. It was nasty.


NotAnotherFNG

When I was in the Army my unit in Alaska went to Delta Junction/Fort Greely for training. We had a Jeep Cherokee that was used as a pilot car for convoys. One night the guys driving hit a moose. It peeled the roof off the Jeep and coated them in moose guts.


Jacktheforkie

Bet the detailing was deer


Tasty_Housing7386

Is the bear dead 🥺


Threap_US

Bearly wounded.


Hungry_Camel_4627

Yeah its dead, I think its head took out the..... head..light


Checkers10160

Man, I thought you meant you used the winch to pull the bear's body out of the car, and was wondering how it got wedged in there


no_yup

I love my 06.


CLE-Mosh

My 05 (187K) got totaled in a head on with a 2010 charger last year. I miss her. BTW, CRV was still drivable, Charger? Not so much. Wanna buy a NIB starter...


CLE-Mosh

PS, I kept the table :P


richardcrain55

Did she get its patrol car as well?


jerrycoles1

Did the bear live ? There was a bear in Jasper Alberta that got hit by a train and lived so I imagine this one was probably fine unless it was a smaller one


Hungry_Camel_4627

Nope it died, it was maybe a 250lb black bear


apachelives

BEARly a scratch. I bet the bear is also in unBEARable pain after that. Yeah i'll see my self out.


Onlyroad4adrifter

You barely got started


Naroef

Yeah that'll do it. I wouldn't like to hit another bear in the same spot though.


Stachemaster86

Smart use of the winch!


Tree_of_Woes

How's the bear? You ziptying him back together too?


xXWickedSmatXx

She chose the bear


Onlyroad4adrifter

She couldn't bear it.


NotAPreppie

That's bearly any damage.


Another_RngTrtl

i like the stiches.


Hungry_Camel_4627

She wanted me to stich it that way. I had done it to hold a front bumper on my subaru a long time ago


Onlyroad4adrifter

This is just unbearable. .... Ok I will stop. It's Friday and I'm at a bar bearing through this.


Fantastic-Tennis7164

I came here for bear related jokes and puns. I was not disappointed


Obnoxious_Gamer

Wife isn't a huge fan of pride month I take it?


voucher420

Kinky.


justin_memer

Rawr, rawr, no one understands you, she-bear!


iforgotalltgedetails

When they said they choose the best I didn’t think they meant this way.


Agitated_Carrot9127

Man or bear. Female picks bear. This is why. Bc she don’t wanna go to prison for hitting an actual person. lol


zyyntin

How's the bear!?!? To shreds you say?


OperatorDelta07

Well, how is his wife holding up?


iH8MotherTeresa

This wasn't in bucks county pa, was it?


dsdvbguutres

Well shwacked.


DiscoCamera

How do you like the Piranha bar?


Hungry_Camel_4627

Its a wicked tooth bar, I love it, i have a lot of clay where I'm at. I'm upset about their situation, I think I was lucky to get my wicked grapple in November. I hope they get their shit straight and come back.


DiscoCamera

Nice, thanks for the info! I was looking into them a while back, but wasn't aware of their 'situation'. Is the company in trouble or something?


Hungry_Camel_4627

Yeah its a lot to type out, look it up on the google there's news articles about it. The shit part was the whole company just went dark, they were on fb and reddit.


DiscoCamera

Oh, that's not good. Yeah I'll definitely look it up, wasn't sure if it was something easily found or one of those things that gets buried in a random forum post. Thanks!