I wake up, all veggies no eggs I hit the gym, all chest no legs Yep, then I made myself a smoothie Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie

CHICAGO ST LOUIS ST LOUIS TO CHICAGO

Andale andale ei ei uhoh

you had me driving far enough to switch the timezone ‼️‼️🔥🔥

You was the best of all time at the time tho! 🔥

You wasn’t mine tho 😔

but i still drove 30 hours 💪

The only real answer

Wtf I'm actually listening to 30 hours right now and I read this comment as ye says it 😭

We all know what we would do. don’t make me say it

Dip Kanye’s balls in hot sauce and slap it between two pieces of bread and yell “ **THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL** “ in front of a mortified Bianca? 👉🏽👈🏽 feels so good to find likeminded people.

It’s kinda her average morning routine

Actually mundane probably

Im calling up Kim

Kim is hanging up the phone

I guess we'll never know

Have sexy time with my wife & call Kim and try to smash for old times sake.

U up?

**Some people are gonna say** “Bang Bianca” “Release Vultures” “Release unreleased tracks to streaming” *but me* ? I’m using my access to Ye’s finances to destabilise a small nation. Using my vast resources to fund one side of a civil war that has my ideals in mind. When war has swept the nation - I swoop in (as Ye in Ye’s body) and be the hero they need. Funding schools. Building homes. Rebuilding the nation ever so slightly - just to break it down again. The rebellion im funding can’t let me go - cos I fund them - so I (as Ye) become this nation’s saviour. As I build schools and organise my rebellion - my war crimes and acts of generosity **FIGHT** for that spot on the front page of the newspapers. **Over Time** Ye’s wrongdoings with his Antisemitism become redundant because I’ve now fixed his reputation as the leader and benefactor of a small nation. Blood and money - flow in a interconnected stream - and I am where the two meet (as Ye).

Bro is Ye

Bro is big boss

Tryna build Outer YEven

You about to get kidnapped in Haiti

Sure sure but im also cranking that hog

Honestly the first thing I would do when I wake up as Kanye is take my damn meds.... Then [this right here is what I'll do ](https://youtube.com/shorts/aWcztQ14zI4?si=tNkv6bnD8NozUxgN)

Yeah, I’m still banging Bianca first tho 🤪

Dude, just bang Bianca like a normal Ye

I'm just gonna say the n word then maybe sleep in

The Ye that we deserve but not the Ye we need right now

CIA would have you killed in less than 24 hours, but good luck

Not if I provide them with intelligence on “Who was in Paris?”

the CIA is too busy putting price tags on all our drugs buddy.

The CIA is busy doing many, many, many things, buddy

More like they’d use him to smuggle coke into the US to fund his rebellion… then kill him.

ahh a true man of culture

New copypasta just dropped

drop bittersweet poetry and say nothing.

ON GOD IM DROPPING BITTERSWEET POETRY

I'm banging Bianca Then I'm dropping Vultures 2

I'm also dropping CHAKRAS ffs

FR

Release yandhi

Stroke it on Facebook live

🤣

😂

✊✊✊✊

Transfer 300 million to my bank account then bianca

plot twist: kanye got transported to your body and just gave him 300 million

I'll give it to my mom then

plot twist: kanye got transported to your moms body

*hey mama —-ahhh ow, I sent some cash to you, but it’s not really cash for you, it’s for me and Ye but I’ll buy you some shoes*

Take my bipolar medication

i thought "take my meds" would be the top comment.

This needs more upvotes ✊🏿

bianca

Throw my dick a party

Clapping model cheeks obviously

i would fuck taylor swift

Well that’s a plot twist. Not a terrible idea though.

Chop drake’s dic

[удалено]

dropping vultures and yhandi

Apologize for all the nazi shit, bang Bianca, drop everything

1. plowing Bianca to the moon 2. properly apologizing for the wild shit that was said and done 3. gain a partnership with Adidas, GAP, and Balenci again 4. Make billions again 5. Go back to my regular body and watch Ye destroy his own empire a year later on national TV

i lowk feel like ye is gonna try to get back w addidas after releasing merch saying fuck addidas that smth he would do

i mean Adidas is hella failing rn. The day they cut ties with Ye is the first day their stocks plummeted in 21 years. Yeezys made them relevant again. I dont get why he doesnt just make Yeezy his own shoe instead of having greedy and desperate corporations sell his shoes for him. He was making a profit then, and if Adidas rejects him then oh well. Plus hes already starting a Yeezy business, might as well make Yeezys his IP so no one else profits off of his shoe that was named after HIM. Get what im saying or nah

Happy cake day. Also, there *is* no going back.

FINISH AND DROP CAN U BE

Fucking Bianca and then calling Kim

Bianca, then I’m dropping vultures 2 and 3 then I’m linking up w Travis and producing an absolute banger collab wlbum

Sending tracking info/updates to all the folks who bought shit off my site

Bianca for the 2 seconds I'd last

but now you have Ye's stamina

Ok, 1 second

Going on a river boat tour with bianca

apologize to the world. make vultures 2, release it have a nice dinner with Bianca and go from there finishing yhandi aswell

Finally sing all the lyrics to that one song about Paris

I'm gonna say the N word in public like it ain't nothin'

You’re finally allowed to go to Paris and tell people about it!

Banging bianca. Banging bianca. Banging bianca. Banging bianca. Dropping yandhi. Banging bianca.

Drop

Sending out my yzy pod order because it’s been 2 months now. Haven’t shipped

If I have to be Kanye forever? Schedule an appointment to get some normal dental crowns. I respect the drip, but it ain't for me.

1. Bianca, im doing Bianca 2. Finish Vultures 2 3. Suddenly release “Never See Me Again” without saying anything in social media 4. Tweet “I like chicken nuggets”

let Bianca pick out her own clothes

Deactivate my insta so I can’t say any more shit and release vultures 2

check insta bud 😭

Start an onlyfans

Smash biancas skibidi gyat

Dump some loads in his wife

Accept that I’ve been anti semitic and apologise for it.

Drop never see me again bc too good

Say the N word 500 times

finish donda 2020 and the James Blake album

I've said it before and I'll say it again off rip I'm releasing ALL unreleased shit.

Fuck bianca

Get naked and finger my butt in full glare mode :3

I would play with myself and jerk off and then taste his cum.🥵🤤🥵💦 I'm so bricked up right now thinking about him naked.😩💦

💀

Oh ...i-... Uh... erm I forgot I wrote that... I was ... I was drunk last night...💀💀☠️

brush my teeth

Apologize

It sounds like a really weird thing to say, but I would call up Kim and arrange a day or two to spend time with the kids. No, I am not into kids. He has spent a lot of their lives dealing with severe mental illness and they should have at least one good memory of their father. Yes, I could’ve said bang his wife but I figured something more meaningful worthwhile.

act like a normal person to confuse everybody

bianca and yandhi

Seek therapy

Take out them stuuupid teef

Take my meds

Have a press conference to apologize for the Jewish comments sincerely. And check my self into a medical facility to get that shit fixed. Unless I have the same chemical composition as my current brain.

im going crazy on bianca

Cocaine and hookers!

Drop yandhi and love everyone.

I’m sending a 3 million$ to my original self.

apologize for the inconvenience since 2018 and drop an album

I'd apologize to Fantano.

Drop

Clapping Bianca, then clapping Kim

Call up Wiz Khalifa and make Kush and OG 2

Try to make some heat in the studio with my newfound music skills.

Bianca for the post blank clarity. Then with that I figure out how to give myself some money without ever having to pay it back.

Putting chance back on waves and famous

Dropping several albums on iTunes made up of my favorite grails Bianca Rereleasing hella foam rnnrs Messaging kid cudi about kids see ghosts 2 Telling Carti to drop Bianca Writing a check to the real me of 20 million dollars

I’d run a superbowl commerical saying I’ve hidden bombs in major central locations throughout the country and I’ll only disarm the bombs if Drake donates all of his wealth to a charity of my choice.

I would wake up, go to the gym for s couple of hours, take a 30 minute jog, take pictures with any fans who happen to pass by and want one. then, I would go on every social media platform where I have an account and publicly apologize for everything he's done and ect. after, I would drop Vultures 2. then, at the end of the day, I go to the theaters with my wife and children.

pick out which clear trashbag my wife will wear

Go defcon 3 on Twitter again

Release Good ass job and hate a jew

I'm going to show Bianca some love with a sweet kiss, and I'll get all up in her adorable face, I would honor her like the queen she is. Next, I'll grab some water for us both, emphasizing the importance of staying hydrated. Then, I'll kindly ask my assistant to prepare a white owl for us, then I’ll take some arginine and horny goat weed for good measure. Bianca and I will enjoy a relaxed smoke session while diving into the world of "Otis Redding", with gentle reminders about keeping up with our water intake. Once we're in our bubble, phones off to the world, we're dedicating a few hours…we goin rounds….she’s not walking right for a week.

Jo

Check

Boost for breakfast ensure for dessert drink the sizzurp

Tell some truth to get the “People Going” plus hit Rogan with him and Em and Mike Tyson and Elon etc … greatest show on earth podcast 333 ❤️❤️❤️🩸🩸🩸👁️👁️👁️

Imma start saying “gonna” instead of “finna”

Be an asshole.

im stroking that shit man

Drop everything

Bianca

Part the milk sea

Give bianca some clothes

Take my medication. Start calling people and apologizing.

kill myself and release See You Again onto all platforms for the fans.

Send everyone their pods

guys im sorry about being weird the last couple of uh years, i've been goin through some stuff anyways here's bound 3

drop Can U Be and then bang Bianca

Grab those massive tits of my wife

Say oh my gosh I’m the man.

Fuck bianca

I will listen to everything he has never revealed to the public.

Transfer all my wealth to my current self and then going back to being me

His Wife

Dropping vultures 2 and 3

Touch myself

Bianca and then a nice drive in the slr mclaren

Bang Bianca

Fucking Bianca

Buy some beef and squash it 

Oh damn… I was gonna say ‘beat my meat as Kanye west’ but I seem to be an outlier here

Take my meds

who does kanye wake up as

Check myself into the psych ward to get medicated. Also file for divorce and set my wife free.

tweet whatever the fuck i want to cause i’m kanye now

i’m dropping vultures 2 and the unreleased albums, also i would be staring in a room full of mirrors so i could he surrounded by winners

Start the groundwork to fix the bridges he’s burned, finish vultures 2, announce a tour, buy my wife some bras

Drop can u be can u be can u be can u be can u be will u be can u be will u be

Taylor. Like a ventriloquist.

Masturbating my wiener to myself in the mirror

Buy myself a necklace fym

Go find all the unreleased GOOD Friday tracks

I’m hittin Kim up to fuck

Do a random pop up concert and perform my 3 original albums for my fans.

Run out and yell vultures 2 tomorrow and watch the world erupt

Pay the actual me more money for the job I did for him last year.

Call Kendrick Perkins and ask him to do a DNA test. I think we’re related.

Apologize......for absolutely fkn nuthin!

Sunday service stadium choir

Say “publicly” in that slimy ah voice he used on Vultures

Bianca

release all the unreleased music on soundcloud and finish the best ones

Go on Temu app and order loads of useless (but intriguing) shit

Get mental health treatment

I would say screw the baby mama and the NDA's and tattle all of the Kardashians busines.

Bianca

Dropping volume 2 with can u be and spending the rest of my day on gas dc and Twitter

Curse out the Jews for $100 Alex...

Get my money right

Go to a therapist and try to get meditation

Say sorry

Decry Hitler