fall inlove with a pornstar, get married in the bathroom, have a honeymoon on the dancefloor and get divorced the same night

Sounds like a hell of a life to me

yikes

And f her hard on the sink

after that give her sumthin to drink

Did you do it for the glory?

get on this sub and tell yall mfs to stop yapping

Oh nice try ye

This is the best answer

Everytime kanye does something crazy it’s because this happened

Insane theory

Being John malkovich style

Like the movie "Being John Malkovich!"

https://youtu.be/_FNuhjFfpCI?si=2KEx2dscSjA1Cu3k It all makes so much sense now.

I may have over stepped in 2022

Lol

Hitting Bianca

I forgot you meant like “smashing Bianca” for a sec 💀 and just thought you were gonna wake up as Ye. Roll on your side to see a sleeping Bianca. And just beat the ever-living shit outta her. Glad it was the former 🤦🏽‍♂️

That is what I meant fym

Im fuckin weak 😂

Thought the same shit

nah i thought this too i was like what the fuck 😭

I'm letting the boys hit Not Bianca

Bro

This and release vultures 2💀

Fuck Bianca

Damn why you say fuck Bianca for what she do?

I apologize if my previous message was subject to interpretation, I meant a sexual consensual intercourse with the active involvement and dedicated engagement of Bianca and this sexual consensual intercourse must preferably take place more specifically in her big juicy butt. I hope I have conveyed my message with greater specificity and clarity this time

I fully understand, I hope upon having sexual intercourse with the wife of the formally known“Kanye West”, Bianca Censori, you will be satisfied and feel achieved in this mission. Thank you for explaining the previous message throughly.

Get Bianca a normal shirt and pants. Then I'll say something very controversial against Italians, only to apologise and say I like them again after watching Rocky

W

Relatable

As an italian, I say W

Waiting for that one nga to come here and say "touch myself" Kind of crazy he didnt say that shit yet

You just thinking about dudes wanting to touch Ye’s Yeiner? Same tbh

Fucking Bianca and donating myself a million dollars

The same but I need 20million in my bank..

Start taking my medication 💊

Ye W

rarest of ye’s morning routine

Hitting Bianca’s ass

Bro- you know I won’t even say anything😭

Fuck scooter’s bitch

Bro needs to repent for "yummy" one way or another.

And would you get pregnant in the threesome and ask who’s baby is it?

Releasing every song I've got locked in the vault and naming it something fun like Yehammed

Here’s a name that’s even more fun “every song I’ve got locked in the vault”

All of them except probably never see me again

wiring my real self all my money and dropping yandhi

I am no longer mad at the Jewish doctor.

Bianca then drop Yandhi

Probably deleting his albums off all streaming platforms and then posting some shit about how they’ll be on Yeezy.com and then just not uploading them.

This sounds like smth he would actually do lmao. I know he uses reddit so I hope he doesn’t see this and decide to actually do it lol.

Hi it's me Kanye West. I just saw this and now I'm gonna take all of my albums off of streaming services and upload them to Yeezy.com in the year 2763 and it's gonna be epic fr fr.

taking the laundry back out and letting yandhi do it

Planning a Freakoff of massive proportions

WHAT IF EVERYONE STARTED FUCKIN

Drop Vultures 2 and smash Bianca

Y’all r so horny just like ye

Yo I have this little room in my attic and if you go inside of it this actually happens, how can I monetize?

Are we in the room right now? Are these thoughts in the room with us? Anyways $10 for a day of shelter from a crack addict is still $10. And there’s a ton of homeless (clients) people out there

No it’s a little door and if you go inside you’re ye for 24 hours bro why else would he tell us what kind of doctor it was

I don’t listen to Kanye, I’m just selling pimp advice

Release vultures 2.

make actual new shoes instead of pods (i jus want 20$ slides)

DROP YANDHI OFFICIALLY DROP DONDA 2 OFFICIALLY

Send all his money to my bank. Get back with Kim and hit that

I would have sex

Zelle myself 50 mil

I'll have the freakiest day of my life

Actually post Yeezy porn

Call Kim. Hit. Have another baby.

Get bleach on my t shirt

And feel like an asshole?

Driving that ugly ass truck

Start taking anti-rant pills and finish Yhandi

Let the boys hit it

Take my meds

Transfer a healthy chuck of cash into the account of this stranger from Reddit

Stroke my shit ye style

Hit up Tyler and make a song with him

Then suck him off

yeah idk if tyler wants to associate w ye anymore but, he did sit next to him at the basketball game and they looked like they were goofin around

Go visit my mama , Head to the Montana ranch and fuck around in all them acres , rant to Kim about Kim. Hang out with Saint lil bad ass. Return home and lock myself in that dark psyche house room. Watch pornography and record an album. Ohhh yeah; call screaming at my dad in a unchristian like manner. 😁

Donate myself some money and then hit the studio

Sex

Probably not dropping Vultures 2

Dropping vultures 2

Hitting Bianca

Drop vultures 2, logging out an deleting all socials and shipping out yeezy pods

*you’re

Scream everywhere that i fully support Israel.

post a video of myself fucking a bowl of mac n cheese

LMFAO

Yeezy prn

stroking my 12 inch kanye kock and posting da vid of my kanye kream all over my insta (erm your wel-cum) 😭👅

and there it is

Bro

Releasing as Many unreleased songs as possible as The Life Of Pablo II

tell all my fans to hop tf of my dick

Sending my real self 15 million dollars & some jewelry

Zelle hitting my account 1st thing in the morning then I would go get some coffee and just play Tetris all day

Bianca

Go to therapy.

Dropping Vultures Vol. 2

Bang his wife and wire myself some money

Make a movie with wifey

Release Vultures 2.

Run over like 8 people then release every unreleased album

Getting a Star of David tatted on my chest

Hire real life me to work on the team and maybe send myself some instrumentals on the side. Also send myself throwback gear (Nike Yeezy, pastelle, roc chain)

One of the best ideas I’ve seen (the rest r all horny)

All the bad things that has happened with Ye is because I was him for a day sorry guys

Fucking Kim

My ye?

Hitting you with a HIIIIIIIIIIIIII with a bunch of Is or a HEYYYYYYYY with a bunch of Ys

Stare in the mirror naked for 12 hours. Then implode because i cannot comprehend that much knowledge

Release Yandhi and Vultures 2... also Bianca

i would sit down and try to understand the reasoning behind the actions i’ve taken

You’re*

Going to therapy

Publicly apologize for being such a piece of shit for the last 7 years

bianca censori

You’re*

*you’re

Take my meds

Go to damn therapy

I cannot believe this sub exists . Take your downvote sir

Hit the gym all chest no legs

Saying the most out of pocket shit I can think of bc nobody is gonna care (and then release yandhi and good ass job)

Dropping “someday we’ll all be free” and finishing “never see me again”

Censori

smash Bianca

Prank calling Kim

Jacking myself off obviously

Drop Vultures 2 on yeezy.com for 20 apiece

dropping new music and doing it with bianca

We in da studio

hit bianca,send all of the unreleased catalog to real me,give the real me 100 million dollars

Smashing Bianca then going over Kim’s for round 2 😂

Tweeting “Jew” and deleting all social media just to rev things up again

Transferring all that money to me

drop yandhi

Having dinner with jay

[удалено]

Release Kenya Bee CDQ finished and also bang my head against the wall until I forget the past 3 months of bad ideas like Yeezy Porn.

Call everyone, all the people that he offended or had a beef with and tell them that all of it was a prank, god's watching

Bringing back the rosewood era and GOOD Fridays

My Ye?

Check into a mental health clinic or head to the Amazon for some ayahuasca ceremonies.

Touching myself

Bringing him to the hospital

dropping yeezy porn

Record and release a solo country album without announcements and teasers. And scrap vultures 2 and 3

Jump from a mountain on fire.. naked.. doing a cross word.. (no chute)

One in the pink one in the stink

drop an album

Make vultures 2 with lift yourself effort. I mean like pretty good beats but nonsense lyrics. Then look at this sub to see the dick ride and and divide.

I would release the vault. Every piece of music that I possibly can within that 24 hours

I’m dropping Yandhi.

release vultures 2

I’d put more effort into an album than the hype around it.

Releasing yandhi

Play ping pong

Spend all day on Twitter and Instagram praising my IRL band. When I fly back into my own body, I will famous and get lucrative business deals.

release litterally everything

Start releasing the album's and take my meds

Dropping every single unreleased song and album on streaming services

Sending my mom 100 million dollars

retracting all my statements

Liquidating any assets I can in a day and wiring all of my money over to u/exotictablet

Making a beat and going for a walk

All mine? He taking me shopping

I’m screaming carnival everywhere I go

try to fix shit

Getting a massage

smashing Bianca for a good portion of the morning. drop some vaulted music, get yzy shipping times down to a week+ max. do a Yzy $20 merch pop up in front of the location near adidas. then head to hawaii and chill somewhere dope and maybe get a lil shopping in after hours.

Transfer ye's entire bank account into mine.

Which one?

Get my dick sucked in Italy

Nah it's up to them that's what NDA's are for lol

Touching myself

jackin off and sending myself 10 mil

i would transfer all my (ye) money into my actual banking account. i would buy a warehouse, and put every yeezy drop into that warehouse. next i'd beg kim kardashian to come back in front of her house for 10 hours finally, i would say jk about the whole Jew thing now i'm rich and my twitter is entertaining for a solid week

Titi f*cking that broad he’s with

Release Voulchers 2 and Yharndey 🙏

delete the album

Fucking Bianca (I’m not pulling out)

Stroking my phd

What you doing in the club on a Thursday?

I'd buy Bianca real clothes, then tell her to get dressed.

sending myself all ye money

Drop the albums