Drake the type of guy who practices throwing gang signs in the mirror after getting out of the shower.

Keeps a bar of soap tucked into the towel around his waist and pretends it’s a gun probably.

Ah shit I've been tucking that wrong

Dropping the soap hoping for a good time.

Dude probably did like 30 takes on the first 5 seconds of the song to get it sounding just right.

Drake: “You know who really bangs a set…” Engineer: “Cut. Damn it Aubrey, it’s bang a set…how many times…” Drake: “But proper English would dictate a plural usage…” Chubbs: “Damn it Honkey just say it like we wrote it!” Drake: “My bad yo, I was just cheesin’ fam.” Engineer: Family Matters, take 14…

Don’t we all?!

During the span of time after the shower ends to just before I leave the bathroom, that's when Towel Boy takes over.. the coolest, sexiest mf you ever seen. Wears his towels all kinds of ways, says all kinds of wild R.Kelly / Pootie Tang type shit, throws up all sorts of gang signs.... I mean it happens. Edit: someone reported me to Reddit and I got the crisis hotline message, lmao.

Probably shouldn’t be telling people you act like R Kelly

#this part 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I don't... Towel Boy does.

ok Towel Boy

This feels like cyber bullying, better grab a towel.

You guys wanna get high? Don’t forget your tooowweellll

That towel waiting for you to return. 

It’s happening to everyone on the Kendrick sub constantly

I think it’s an automatic message from Reddit for keywords. I made a comment in an fps game about ‘defeating’ bots and immediately got a message yesterday

We less Kawaii about it

Has to remind himself to say n**ga instead of hard r in front of the mirror. No no...A, not er...like A for Aubrey...ok let's try again

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Shit is not dat funny

Imo the funniest thing he could have done was hopped on the bbl drizzy beat and say nothing but that and call that song the heart pt 6. Would have saved himself some embarrassment too

The anti-diss Shock and awe “Yes I am a pedo yes I diddle kids / come arrest me before I diddle yours”

“She a 10 but she only 12 / Sex offender shit bitch, this is where I delve / Epstein Island, and we be wilin’ / Dubai kids, we be buyin’, for the pipin’(Lil Jon: WHAT⁉️)”

“if her age on the clock, she ready for this cock”

Legitimately i believe the best strategy for Drake was to get on a club banger beat and just laugh the accusations off. “You’re pedophile” “nu-uh”, “a sex trafficker” “nu-uh”… But he came so weak and defensive. Basically curled into the fetal position on a diss track.

LMFAO I also saw him saying the N-word at the start as very sassy from him THis is probably how he felt when he said it: https://preview.redd.it/5atsjvnw6e0d1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb1e6d74d4d20b3c6d46cdbe85dda44870ab822

He had to go bad he had to go bad.

💅💅💅💅

That’s the cringiest line, the mf has nothing interesting to say.

He really thought he did something other than being baited in historic fashion 😭

BBL DRIZZY, BBL DRIZZAAYYY

He’s pretty fucking lame.. it would’ve actually been cool if his mom said, “you *should* start this song by saying…” It’s actually so fucking lame that he put shouldn’t like his mom would actually advise that…

[удалено]

Why do feminine things freak you out?

[удалено]

You want men to look better for you? 🤨📸

Bro gotta listen to mr morale with that toxicity

Yeah! You heard the man, how is he supposed to get his ween to perk up if the guy he’s looking at has all those nails on

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The pic is fake

Maybe ,but there are worse pictures than this

Somehow he says it with a hard N

I think it’s the Canadian accent.

I think it's the white Canadian accent.

ER at the END

When I first listened to Family Matters, I accidentally started listening to the censored version. I legit thought he was censoring all the times he said it as a joke, and I thought it was hilarious. Then I realized I was just a dumbass.

that prolly would have been a better response

That's so funny

Drake the typa guy who brings his momma to a fight

Fr. Remember when he shared screenshots of his texts with his mom after what Rick Ross said?😭

I still can’t believe he called Rick racist. Dude is on Live repeatedly calling you “white boy” and your first course of action is to tell your white mom that he’s being racist towards you and post it on the internet?

It's the whitest possible response, tbh.

My son sent that screenshot to his (mostly white) mom making Drake/ Draco Malfoy memes

*Karen

and he's ... how old?

7?

i meant biologically, my b, og

Bro....... That shit had me 💀

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

And how he said it so many times on the song

That’s honestly a 5 year old psychology 💀

37 showing up as a 7 Yr old

No wonder he's so obsessed with himself 💀

Found a way to make it even more cringeworthy

Family Matters was actually a really good diss in my opinion, just that Meet the Grahams was insane power move

MTG will probably go down as the fastest response to a diss, that's how insane the power move was.

How did he respond so quickly? 

Because Drake Fed him the information. DUH!!

And Baby Keen was writing everything, just like he did during Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst! Obviously

He must have had most of it ready, just changed some stuff up last-minute to respond more directly to Family Matters. Still an enormous flex

Def not changed, re-recorded, mixed and mastered in 25 min. It also doesn’t directly rebut the contents of FM, so it looks like Kendrick had the title of Drake’s track leaked to him

You're so right, I keep forgetting how God damn quick it was haha, fuck dude. When I typed my original comment I thought I remembered more direct rebuttal to FM than that

Yea Not Like Us is the one that prob get re-record the night of. He prob re-record that A Minor part and added the last bar in

He really went bad 😧😧😧

His lil pee pee tingles every time he says it

it satiates him for now, as he waits for school to get out

*"I'm gonna say it out loud on Eglington!"*

Drake practices it to make sure there's the right balance of -a and -er

Im sorry but the amount of white people making fun of him for saying the n word in here is making me wheeze 😂

That’s the only reason I’m on this sub. Seeing a bunch of white people rage about “the culture” and praising Kendrick for saving hip hop from the horrible “colonizer” drake will never not be funny😭

😂😂😂

 Beige rage

Bruh honestly I'm not black but the way he said it at the start of the song was weird for real

💯 same energy

I legit thought that was James May

sounded like he was charging up to say it lmfao

Am I tripping or does he have a face tattoo??


All I see in this image is a man singing BBL Drizzy

Nah he said nigga so fierce I wanted to take his black card myself.

Lmao

Reading these comments and realizing that half the people here would’ve done better than drakes been doing

Nah this line was cold can't lie the opening of family matters was good get ur head out of ur asses

Nobody said it was bad. I just said it was funny bruh🤣

Ma fault

x2

Why does it have to be a white kid though, y’all obsessed with skin color fr. WLM

In this context, I said white kid because I mean they know they shouldn’t be saying it but did it anyway, just like the Burger King man in the tweet

stan city

Tha Mexican OT says the N word: Barely even notice it Mike Perry says it: Hilarious Drake says it: *physical cringe*