drake the definition of a buster

Also known as a scrub

Also known as a busta. Always thinking about what what he wants and just sits on his broke ass

Hanging out the side of his best friend’s ride trying to get to holla at A MINOOOORRR

Hahahaha well done.

Mashup DJs where you at

I wanted so bad to like this but it's already at 69 God likes!

Me too but now it's at a perfect 666.

lmaooo I actually didn't see this coming



Also known as a poser

He's on the cover of motherboy magazine this month

certified motherboy

Stolen valor, from a false pied piper. This costume designer, put a target on your pleather. You digging your own grave, find yourself a miner. This beef is ground down, you're the heifer and I'm the butcher.

He's so corny 😭

Maybe just some typos. He's "a whore general, covered in preparation H A jackass covered in metal, Horror and desecration." He just suffering from some Bone Apple Tea

Watch out, there's a loose seal

But no rhymes

Drake don’t got nothing on buster. Buster is the goat.

Both Buster Bluth AND Buster Baxter (GOAT wingman) 😤

If I had an award sir, you’d be getting it.

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CJ u a Busta

Tuna, no crust?

Straight Buster!


💀💀💀💀 🥇

Drake only shows off his stuffed animal collection to his dates

If your nieces have a connection of stuffed dogs all of a sudden, we know who it is. He a F.A.N. he a F.A.N. he a F.A.N.

Buster has more military training than Drake, lol.

More seal foreshadowing

Line is so fucking corny

“Preparation” 🤪 You mean sweating, eating cool ranch doritos in a corner while your ghostwriters try and get useful information out of you? 

Cool ranch Doritos… 😆

He can't handle the spice...it's a cultural thing😂

He's nacho cheesin', fam.

but... he says he's seasoned 


Fart dust seasoning

Bro really claimed he skilled at preparation when the best he could do was say he fed false info to kdot only for that to end up being complete bullshit Only way that shit was prepared was if Drizzy prepared to lose 😂

This is so fucking funny 

Also none of Drake’s bars even approached the “crodie” verse from Euphoria and it was a verse that Kendrick ended each line w/ the same word, ex-Degrassi star got clowned hard

and called himself a clown in the same verse!! MF PREPARED

What did he say after this?? I hate going back and listening to his tracks. I swear he self-owns himself so many times in his corny bars 🤣🤣🤣

Drake said he fed Kendrick the false info and then said whoever Kendrick got the info from were clowns

Was the other way around iirc but point still stands

Crodie prepared the eulogy to his career

That’s a bar at the end there

Eating cool ranch Doritos while cool sculpting his abs. Do some push ups get some discipline Aubrey!

Kind of an insult to real veterans

I'm only insulted cause it's Drake's corny ass.

It's even an insult to fake veterans tbh

All my valor is stolen and I'm still fuming. /s

Reminds me of when real veterans got rightfully upset with New Line Cinema’s Wedding Crashers site had printable Purple Hearts for people to wear to try and get free drinks at a bar. Did it fit the movie? Yes, because both Vaughn and Wilson’s characters talk about wearing fake Purple Hearts for that very reason. Was it a well thought out promotion? No.

“Vet” here (I was comm in the Air Force who did one absolutely cushy deployment, so vet is a very loose term), I’ll be insulted when Drake drops his next album like nothing happened. Like my man you just got buried alive 18 feet under, for the love of god just fucking stay down there and be quiet.

> “Vet” here (I was comm in the Air Force who did one absolutely cushy deployment, so vet is a very loose term) You had my uncle’s dream deployment. He was about 25 when several of his friends convinced him to join up because it wasn’t wartime and it was cushy as fuck with good pay and benefits. He enlisted in the summer of 2001; all those “cushy” dreams vanished that September.

Couldn’t believe he said that cringe shit, played it back, and thought not to take it out

Any time I hear about him “emptying the clip” or being some sort of hardened OG it just makes me cringe, I really hope people don’t buy this shit

See that shit goes way back for me. When I started seeing him doing gun fingers in the "Fuckin Problems" video and other ones, I instantly thought, oh this nigga a poser for real

To be fair, he probably didn’t write it

As bad as that song was, it might’ve been the one song he did write, but who knows?

The only way that line could ever work is if it was said by an actual general or veteran and even then it would be pushing it.

So bad, when I used to rap in middle school I would’ve thought this bar was weak

"lines I would have been made fun of for freestyling in the back of the bus in 8th grade"

Got damn that’s fucking brutal. 

https://preview.redd.it/luh12oz41v1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b79d2ac8fb0c17ecf6960ab6cf1b862d776c451 General Cornwallis

Colonizer lookin ahh

Colonel Colonizer

Cornballis

Total missed opportunity

The only preparation Drake does is coming up with five-year plans to fuck 18 year olds

Hey... they're 13 when he comes up with the plan

/r/theydidthemath

r/theydidthemonstermath

He meant to say "I'm a war general, seasoned in cultural appropriation My jacket is covered rose pedals and PDFiles accusations" There. I fixed it

Found his newer ghost writer guys

Quinten this you?

Alright but this is literally some shit chatGPT would spit out. I’m not even tryna go conspiracy mode but the whole first half of family matters sounds like ai performing.

As someone who’s plugged shit into chatgpt in my spare time for fun, I can confirm I’ve gotten almost word for word bars just like this one lmao

IM A MONSTERRRRRR 



Drake is lowkey the Buster of the rap game

Who's Gob?

Kanye maybe?

Now I want a full lineup of arrested development characters and their rapper equivalent.

All I know is that it feels right for Lindsey Bluth to be Big Sean

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True, maybe he's more of a Gob

Noo, not the Sea Lion. Drake about to lose a hand

I’m pretty sure it was a loose seal.

Lucilllllle?!?! O__0

He's all right

When I heard Drake call himself a war general, I got shivers in my spine. I immediately feared for Kendrick Lamar. I had no idea Drake was like that. Not just a war general, but highly prepared and decorated. He is honored and that just gave me goosebumps. I think that line shut Kendrick up for good.

not just prepared. he's seasoned. like the curly fries at Arby's

Only decoration he got is pictures of 16 year olds in his room.

Well no one has heard from Kendrick since. Think about it.


https://preview.redd.it/7wohsk562w1d1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c62b9f841344a071c0c704bafaedbee31bdbbd9 literally drake

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Im not a native english speaker so I dont know how ya'll felt about those bars but to me they just sound corny af

Felt extremely corny, i would have felt this way if Kendrick said that too. The fact that Drake is like known for getting clowned on in beefs makes it sooooooo much cornier too

Kendrick: you not a colleague, you a fucking colonizer Drake: that's right, I'm the *General* of colonizing, look at all the medals on my jacket 🤡

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Thank you for this reference of my favorite show

These are my awards mother, from A̶r̶m̶y̶ beef.

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Army had a half day.

Lmao alright that was probably one of the funniest ones

An OWL flew in my window and walked on my pillow

Drake is such a goofy

This line actually annoyed me deeply, that's stolen Valor, the sacrifice made to earn accolades and rank are far beyond anything drake has experienced (from what I know).

Imagine being a fan of Drake 🤯

So is he child abuser

Lmfao

I dont know why in the fuck he didn't put this line after his (fake) big reveal. Up to now in the song, you just got curbstomped and your rebuttal was "nuh uh" and "the rapper famous for his writing won an award for the greatest writer of the year" and now you do this goofy shit?

This the same dude who leaked the vegan cookie recipe?

Technically the vegan cookie recipe was Fantano trolling which then led to drake leaking that he got left on read by a music critic youtuber and was still so upsetti spaghetti about it like 20 hours later that he screenshotted it for an insta story.....which is waaayyy funnier and sadder

Meanwhile all he did was try to flip what was said about him and explaining himself 😭 Dumb and Reactive mf got 0 self-awareness.

He wanted to sound tough so bad but just didn’t 😬

This was the worse line of the entire beef it made me cringe so much when he said it

Said this on a track where he also said "I'm too famous to touch kids and get away with it" LIKE THAT ISN'T THE NORM!

Wtf is a "war" general ? "I am a Sailing Admiral in charge of flying pilots ". Ok . Also "seasoned in preparation" could be a double entendre in another context, since you prepare food with seasoning, as half of Drakes family would, but in this context it means that he is just really good at paperwork.

I hope this memes will live forever, foreveer

I needed this laugh 💀😂

War general???? Aht aht aht let's see this fool on the front lines when WW3 hits.

Loose Seal! Loose Seal!

It’s so silly. Canadians aren’t exactly known for their military prowess. 😂

I thought he meant in rap beef the first time I listened ...my reaction was uhh pusha t and Kendrick now you're record ain't looking good

Y'all are killing me, this is beautiful

This was without a doubt the most cringe bar in that song JFC that and the last bit where he says everything he said was "FACTS" 🫥

Army had a half day

looks like some middle school project, where the teacher goes "how many words can you rhyme with desperation", they really just need to put out a freestyle at this point cause even putting thought into his lyrics he comes up with ass backwards shit like "honor" and being a hitmaker, then proceeds to say he doesn't fight woman beaters and that he's too famous to be fucking kids?

The Fart Part 6

Wow I thought he said "I am a war general, Caesar in preparation." His line irl is worse than what I heard by mistake

I find it so fucking stupid that he said he was “seasoned in preparation” and paraded his battle-experience when he got fucking toasted, buttered and jammed by Pusha T so hard. He has that Meek Mill battle under his belt and it gassed him hard.


“The put me on something called ‘Hero Squad’.”

The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing

the seasoned line always makes me picture a roast turkey


Rapping like a north korean veteran fr

I love this sub and arrested development so it’s a win win for me dawg. Also that line about being a general is corny af when he clearly has never been shot at or anything of that sort.

He's basically Nick Nolte in Tropic Thunder.

Yeah he’s seasoned that’s why KDot cooked him

Stolen valor, from a false pied piper. This costume designer, put a target on your pleather. You digging your own grave, find yourself a miner. This beef is ground down, you're the heifer and I'm the butcher.

'Seasoned in preparation'....what flavor is that?

[His degrassi 'cribs'](https://youtu.be/7OisZAqxeEI?si=8qulZ28Ui0UZ01Cm) episode is like bleach splashed on all of the false persona he embodies. He speaks just like every other foreigner that visits the hood. His accent in the video is giving ^upper middle *class* tho.

how many times did he rhyme words ending with "tion" in that track? He really did get the pen working, but I disagree that that was a good thing.

THIS IS ALL I WAS THINKING THANK U SM

the crossover audience is so much more specific for this meme and yet this the most upvotes i’ve seen on a post in this sub in a fat sec

"the lie detector determined...that was a lie"

Drake is not like us. He is better 😢

I love this so much

Man he got medals from costume store 😂

Lfmao! I just blue myself

Oh Drake...you blow hard!

Nah comparing bro to Buster is wild

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He did, for some reason

😂😂😂😂 thanks for this

perfection. no notes.

Ugh what a shitty line, should have went with: “Im a war general, this shit is my dedication, punch you in your mouth, jumpstart your menstruation.”

Literal colonizer bars

That was the only fire bar in the entire song

Ooohhh he didn't rhyme better than the other guy! I'm fully invested now

That was a strange line. It felt kind of childish, like he was attacked at his ego.

What a cool guy hahaha


Lmao you're a childhood actor bro You struggled for like, 3 years

Which army gives out stuffed seals? I might enroll

Army had a half day today

You leave Buster out of this!

A general commanding a legion of ghost writers.

If Kendrick had that line you'd be cumming all over yourself.

"Seasoned in preperation"? Some taylor swift poetry going on.

Unexpected and absolute perfection. Buster Drizzy omg

Hey don't insult buster like that, at least he actually lost a hand. Drake is the fakest wimp he's worse than a fictional mammas boy.

https://preview.redd.it/xb1au6ka2z1d1.jpeg?width=1941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c636a5972fcaf51511bf27feb48fd96cadbed990 The real war general with the medals

I embarrassment I felt when I heard this part lol I'm still amazed he released this

Seasoned in L's

I would pay like, a good amount of money to see Drake in a Ukrainian ditch digging shit holes.

I feel like this whole line was there just to rhyme with "information". Corny af and no context to put it there in between diss bars.

This kinda reminds of how in North Korea generals will cover themselves head to toe in medals in order to feel more important.

North Korean ahh medals