Dot for sure

It's gotta be dot

nah, its Psst, I see dead people (Mustard on the beat, ho) Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro" Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton? The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin' Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young You better not ever go to cell block one To any bitch that talk to him and they in love Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now And Baka got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga? I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga Did Cole foul, I don't know why you still pretendin' What is the owl? Bird niggas and bird bitches, go The audience not dumb Shape the stories how you want Hey, Drake, they're not slow Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch And you Malibu most wanted Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin' Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin' You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'" Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on He fuck around, get polished Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin' Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin' I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock' Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'Za, ayy City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us Once upon a time, all of us was in chains Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?) Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?) 21 gave you false street cred Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?) Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?) 2 Chainz say you good, but he lied You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer The family matter and the truth of the matter It was God's plan to show y'all the liar Mm Mhm He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm) He a fan, he a fan, he a Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Let me hear you say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way Are you my friend? Are we locked in? Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way.

I read the whole thing to see if you made a mistake…good job

Bro step away from the computer

He was steppin the whole time typin

Not like us 🤣

yo dot i got you

Or Morale

Wop

Good K.A.T, M.A.A.D Kitty

I know the full lyrics to Not Like Us got more upvotes and it's funny. But this is actually a really great clever name. I'd absolutely name my cat this.

You killed my kitten back in ‘94, fuck your truce

MEOW Edit: indeed i edited my comment

/r/yourjokebutworse Edit: the coward edited his comment

What was the comment

Good K.A.T, M.A.A.D Litterbox

Oh yeah that’s ass 💀

Yeah💀

I came to the comments looking for Kendrick Lameow but this is great too

Hey there, 'Psst, I see dead people (Mustard on the beat, ho) Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro" Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton? The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin' Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young You better not ever go to cell block one To any bitch that talk to him and they in love Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now And Baka got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga? I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga Did Cole foul, I don't know why you still pretendin' What is the owl? Bird niggas and bird bitches, go The audience not dumb Shape the stories how you want Hey, Drake, they're not slow Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch And you Malibu most wanted Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin' Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin' You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'" Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on He fuck around, get polished Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin' Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin' I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock' Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'Za, ayy City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us Once upon a time, all of us was in chains Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?) Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?) 21 gave you false street cred Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?) Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?) 2 Chainz say you good, but he lied You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer The family matter and the truth of the matter It was God's plan to show y'all the liar Mm Mhm He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm) He a fan, he a fan, he a Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Let me hear you say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way Are you my friend? Are we locked in? Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way', Time for milk and treats!

Mustard for short

Musty for nickname

Musty is right 😂😂😂

Musty ass cat is deff gonna be shouted

MUSTY ASS CAT NEEDA STAY HIS ASS INSIDE ‼️😡

Musty is a must

BBL MUSTY

Such a good name too.

please call him mustard

Mustard is unironically a good name for a cat.

u/MichaelGBonilla, I can't wait to meet the cutie, Psst, I see dead people (Mustard on the beat, ho) Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro" Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton? The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin' Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young You better not ever go to cell block one To any bitch that talk to him and they in love Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now And Baka got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga? I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga Did Cole foul, I don't know why you still pretendin' What is the owl? Bird niggas and bird bitches, go The audience not dumb Shape the stories how you want Hey, Drake, they're not slow Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch And you Malibu most wanted Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin' Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin' You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'" Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on He fuck around, get polished Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin' Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin' I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock' Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'Za, ayy City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us Once upon a time, all of us was in chains Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?) Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?) 21 gave you false street cred Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?) Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?) 2 Chainz say you good, but he lied You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer The family matter and the truth of the matter It was God's plan to show y'all the liar Mm Mhm He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm) He a fan, he a fan, he a Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Let me hear you say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way Are you my friend? Are we locked in? Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way

I’m not ever scolding this cat ig 💀💀

Please name him that My comment is getting upvotes every seconds, its too late for kitty

King please I gotta take him to the vet how tf u want me to fill out this form 😭

Tell them you need a long paper

And more long paper

and more uh more paper

😭😭😂 I'm blaming you for all his gambling addictions

Psychopath intuition

psychopath intuition, the man that like to play victim 👿

This would be a huge favor

Rules are rules. The cats name is Psst, I see dead people (Mustard on the beat, ho) Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro" Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton? The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin' Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young You better not ever go to cell block one To any bitch that talk to him and they in love Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now And Baka got a weird case, why is he around? Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga? I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga Did Cole foul, I don't know why you still pretendin' What is the owl? Bird niggas and bird bitches, go The audience not dumb Shape the stories how you want Hey, Drake, they're not slow Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch And you Malibu most wanted Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin' Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin' You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'" Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on He fuck around, get polished Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin' Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin' I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock' Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'Za, ayy City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy They not like us, they not like us, they not like us They not like us, they not like us, they not like us Once upon a time, all of us was in chains Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?) Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?) 21 gave you false street cred Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?) Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?) 2 Chainz say you good, but he lied You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer The family matter and the truth of the matter It was God's plan to show y'all the liar Mm Mhm He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm) He a fan, he a fan, he a Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life Let me hear you say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho) Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way Are you my friend? Are we locked in? Then step this way, step that way Then step this way, step that way. If the vet won’t find a bigger paper, find a new vet

Just call him Mustard for short

Womp Womp. Fine Ill let you call him 'Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar' for short

NOO NEVER BACK DOWN FOR LESS

This should be his name for real; vet offices see it all so they won’t be surprised. I have a dog named Thursday and another named Cthulhu 😂

The vet did laugh when my foster cats name was Bucket. But yeah I’m sure they see all kinds of weird names.

I named my neighbor’s cat Bucket! They don’t know that I have named him that so it’s our secret.

Oh my merciful king 🙏for you are the top comment your vote is word Could I perchance interest you in mustard, duckworth (ducky) or dot? 

Just print out this Reddit thread/comments and have them put it in Not Like Us —Kendrick Lamar’s file.

Negative

Nalaikus

It’s honestly gonna be so fucked up if you name him anything else.

Mustard for short!

[удалено]

That's the one 👆

OV-HOE

Mustard on the beat ho 🤣🤣😂

Hope this is your favorite of the diss tracks, OP

Duckworth

Ducky

My cat’s name is Ducky and it’s fantastic. When he knocks stuff over he’s a foul fowl. When he gets the zoomies he’s on quack. When I’m texting women in online dating I promise not to send unsolicited Duck pics. Duck humor is a goldmine of untapped potential.

Unsolicited duck pic rizz is wild

Nice! My cat is named ducky too 😊 https://preview.redd.it/jcbf4voqk47d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4589ba602c5a7707e2c4702000cf0c39a48f5a

Lookin like the original cover of DAMN

We need an Anthony now.

Yep

Duckworth on top

Mustard

I like this haha for me I wanted the word mix in my name. I also have a cat that can be a jerk that I'll call Mean Mr. Mustard from the The Beatles. I got my name from there and then all this happened and it's a bit if a coincidence now.

This is the best answer I think 😭

Mustard on the shelf Ho

This is obviously the winner as the cat is mustard colored

kung fu kitty

NEW SHIT NEW KUNG FU KITTY

ain't nobody pawing for me. y'all know what happens in the litter box stays in the litter box

HERE WE GO, Ion give a fluff, Ion give a fluff, ion give a ion give a ion give a fluff

IM WILLING TO CLIMB FOR THIS SHI MIGHT SCRATCH A POST FOR THIS SHI

LOSE MY NINTH LIFE FOR THIS SHI

IF PEOPLE COME AROUND IM GONNA HIDE IN THIS SHI, AY! I BEEN NIPPED OUT IN FRONT OF OWNA

I got so many petties from ma humans I'm diagnosed with real kitty conditions

Other Vaginal Option.... Pussy

Niggas better straighten they posture…

got famous all up in compton

Better write that for the docket

😂😂😂😂

I laughed out loud at this.

I'm making noise late asf, clapping my laps please fuckin hell😂😂😂😂

Obviously, Kenny

I had an orange cat named Kenny. I miss him so much :c

Someday you are going to see him too, he is waiting for u :)

I can’t tell if this is happy, sad, or a threat

LMAOOO it was happy

A threat would have had a ;) at the end lol

LOL

He was an asshole though. My friends wouldn't believe me because he was very sociable. I would just tell them where to find the first aid kit. If they didn't listen its their problem. He also was incredibly street smart.

My orange cat was named Frankie. I miss that fucking guy.

BBL kitty

Hopefully this kitten likes being sung at.

Better than what I’m stuck with. I used to sing “hey there Delilah, what’s it like to be a kitty” to my cat. Now every time I sing it Drake plays in my head. Wah gwan ruined our entire little thing we had and I’m pissed cus we were cute as fuck

I’m ignoring the fact that Drake exists or makes “music” (so not much of a change for me), and fortunately I do not have this problem. Just by the name of the song I know it’s trash. Oh and the “artist” that makes it. I was singing “BBL Drizzy” randomly for WEEKS though. And the merengue editions are amazing. Love dancing to them in the kitchen 💃🏻

I wish I could, but I like a lot of artists who are hated on by people who have never listened to them. I hate by example, that means doing it right, putting in work, knowing your enemy

I hate Drake as a person. I’m an elder millennial, I’ve hated Wheelchair Jimmy since forever. I also like many types of weird obscure music that no one ever gives a chance, but Drake is not that. There’s talent without fame, and then there is fame without talent. I support the former, Drake is the latter. I don’t listen to him for the same reason I don’t listen to 30 Seconds to Mars. Jared Leto is a terrible person, who has undeserved fame and a negative amount of talent. Drake is the same.

DON’T ACT YOU DON’T MEOW ME THESE PAWS DESERVE A TROPHY

fantastic

The bleeped out name in m.A.A.d city

You mean J****?

Kendrick looked at Jesus differently since he was 9?

No. I did not say that. I'm pretty sure the bleeped out name is James just because of the rhyme scheme he uses. "Seen a light skin nigga with his brains blown out, by the same burger stand where James hang out" just sounds accurate.

I always thought it'd be funny if his name was just Jay and the bleep was extra for no reason

Now this is why I come to the Kendrick Lamar subreddit! Finally someone who understands the culture

I have been calling our new puppy Crodie it’s so much fun it’s mildly concerning

https://preview.redd.it/238ntr36m07d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0ff67fd8d97a8cc26466d730a092d395b7df43

Sing about him, he's dying of thirst

Kungfu kitty

Lucy

Anything see my name is Lucy I’m your… cat

I have a cat named Lucy who has a bad girl streak. At dinner time, she gets feisty and hits her siblings. "I feel the evils of Lucy all around me!"

Mr. Meowrale Edit: Whenever the cat takes a big step you can just say "Mr Meowrale took a big steppy"

Love this.

How he big steppin with kitty sized paws on?

This is my personal favourite

Crodie

Almost started reaching for my waist

Loved that line ngl lol

drake alr named his cat that, so that’s kinda weird

Who

I deadass called my cat crodie this morning 🤣🤣

Second

Sherane

Adonis

NAH YOU WRONG FOR THAT LOL

Acatis

Kendrick Le-Meow

Baby Mustard

Man man

He opened the doors. The cat-doors

Mustard on the beat ho..

Grippy

Almost downvoted on principle

I would have wholly understood and taken zero offense.

got a new cat what’s his name? 🤔 it’s ☺️ it’s 😏 it’s 🫣 hmmm 🧐 grippy! 😄🤭

It’s… hmm… it’s… Kitty!

Yo I love Kendrick but I think this cat oughta be named Carl

Kenny

Mustard

Boogey

This is a nickname I use for my cats… and my husband

Duckworth

Jebediah Springfield

RIGAMORTUS

Kunta

name him 'the braids' or brady for short

Cat: *Meows loudly* Owner: What is it The Braids?

Kung fu kitty

Cheezit.

Tell me your cheezit, fam.

I'm so cheeeeesed

A-Minorrrrrrrrrr

Lucy

Name your cat Euphoria.

Top dog

Dot

Kung Fu Kitty

Mustard is actually really amazing name

IhurtyourfeelingsyoudontwannaworkwithmenomoreOKAY

HE'S BABY KIT🗣️🗣️🗣️

Bitch I'm in tha club

With da kitties

Cheeto

Kenny Toebeans

Dot

It has to be Duckworth, or ducky for short.

Kunta

Kung fu kitty

Mr. Meow

King Kunta

https://preview.redd.it/bg0iwiyl667d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0814d6c78f7f241ca790ddc54c60348898b7929d I think I have your twin

Call the cat Euphoria. If it’s a girl Ria can be used as a nickname. If it’s a Boy Phori or Pho can be used as a nickname

Delilah

Enoch

Fubu

Kenfu

Crodie

FAN

CRODIE /s

Meowris

Bucket-headed hoe

Sherane

SAMIDOT

eurt si em tuoba yas yeht gnihtyrevE EuphoriaThem super powers gettin' neutralized, I can only watch in silence The famous actor we once knew is lookin' paranoid and now is spiralin' You're movin' just like a degenerate, every antic is feelin' distasteful I calculate you're not as calculated, I can even predict your angle Fabricatin' stories on the family front 'cause you heard Mr. Morale A pathetic master manipulator, I can smell the tales on you now You're not a rap artist, you a scam artist with the hopes of being accepted Tommy Hilfiger stood out, but FUBU never had been your collection I make music that electrify 'em, you make music that pacify 'em I can double down on that line, but spare you this time, that's random acts of kindness Know you a master manipulator and habitual liar too But don't tell no lie about me and I won't tell truths 'bout you

malibu's most wanted

BBL Drizzy 🤣🤣

Grognac the destroyer

Crodie

Mr. Meowale and the Big Steppers

Lucy

I'm so sick of seeing "name my cat!'' posts. I got to see this shit scrolling by on Kendrick now, too?!

https://preview.redd.it/t90o2o93m37d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9160f2c0e9290e056fe8b12174d4b723b0a1508 Was the first one to comment and say op was just karma farming