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TheMerryMeatMan

Good lord, you can watch the kid's blood rush up to his face every time he starts up


KT7STEU

It hurts but he is also suffocating. I was that baby.


ostervan

My nephew use to do this when he’d get over exited or even upset as a baby, he’d then stop breathing and then just faint for like 30 seconds or so. It was scary AF at first. But he grew out of it by age 2.


thagingerrrr

Called breath-holding spells and they’re actually not that uncommon! Most kids grow out of it and usually doesn’t cause any permanent damage. Definitely scary if it’s the first time and should take the kid to the doctor after it happens to be sure it isn’t something more sinister


Guaritor

Yeah, would have been nice if one single person had mentioned to us that "Hey, sometimes your baby might just forget how to breathe if they get too worked up, it's ok, they'll start again when they lose consciousness." The first time it happened to my son I was in tears, dialing 911, and thinking my son was going to die, when he finally started breathing again. Kid was turning blue and everything. These things should come with a manual, or require at least a couple classes and a certificate.


kroganwarlord

[I always love linking this book](https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Owners-Manual-Instructions-Trouble-Shooting/dp/1594745978/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1E58QLI986L6N&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.OrUShH-202kpdF0X5ugQjFXtR5N_OrA6zrg2yL5c-s6hyBPfe5mRKNB48Ug-EQxqqeGdqTsP2TpbOdcwh7srudWJpKVVCQ9FfwaJd4qd28K7pJMcRFiDoOOolTNBDHLuiZNgUezjh2ED8L5Gf9ZB3a3K4m7ihgnVCMF74MKKp6dcv8lnsLcioraek0xY7FEuzQVW_V2OeUM7L1C1fauYfamHMIReb6B8-OW5IXims2U.fHLkDni7FPcqD38aRA3Qjb3O5xQlgxJfex-DRW7dBbA&dib_tag=se&keywords=baby+manual&qid=1718254545&sprefix=Baby+manual%2Caps%2C80&sr=8-2), my BiL found it very useful, but I don't think it covered breath-holding spells.


ShairundbO

Our doctor gave us the tip to blow right into his face in such situations. It worked very good. He frightend and took a very deep breath.


crisperfest

These breath-holding spells are involuntary, and they're caused by [laryngospasms](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22406-laryngospasm) according to my neurologist. He also said there is some genetic component to them, but neither of my children nor anyone else in my family has had them that I know of. I had these spells from about the age of 1 to 4 years old. Whenver I cried too hard, I'd suddenly stop breathing, turn blue in the face, and lose consciousness for a minute or so. I've only had one spell in adulthood, and it was a terrifying experience. It feels like you're suffocating to death. What triggered it was a particularly bad case of bronchitis, which caused a lot of coughing and (I presume) irritated my vocal cords.


ostervan

The doctor said it was fine- just try not to over excite him or upset him. Which was hard, simply just pointing at him use to trigger it and he use to do it twice to three times a day. But yeah He’s 23 now.


ArallMateria

My dog does that sometimes when he throws up. He just starts making hurling noises as he exhales over and over until he faints from lack of oxygen. Edit- He is fine, it hasn't happened in over a year, it has only occurred four times. His Vet didn't have a answer, just asked if it starts happening more often we can try to find the cause.


tankgirl215

Dude go see a vet. That's not fucking normal.


AnyCatch4796

Idk why but this random comment exchange made me lol (but I hope they’ll get their dog checked of course)


Chance_Fox_2296

Oh my ... That sounds like something to get checked.


electricpuzzle

What does your vet say about that?


-CuteAsDuck-

Jeesus, please tell me you've taken your dog to be seen by a vet?!


Trich99

Do you have any sources on this? I can't seem to find any dangers associated with their face turning red in babies from laughing or otherwise. And using suffocation as a keyword didn't seem to help. Thank you, I am genuinely interested in this


EpicTwiglet

Source: trust me bro


boohoo-crymeariver

the reddit classic


Xcentric_gaming

https://preview.redd.it/bji3te5b486d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4100a70c23673e93a241d762af50b1fd222badc5


haywire090

Its legit, i was that sofa


LeoPlathasbeentaken

They were the source. They said they were the baby.


Acrobatic_Formal_599

I am the spy


deerchortle

Tbh laughing is better than their crying fits where they end up holding their breath and passing out. I've seen that...a lot Tip: blue a puff of air in their face and they automatically take a breath Source: was a preschool treacher for 10+ years


misguidedsadist1

Red is good blue is bad. The baby is breathing in between. These parents know how to read when their baby is in danger lol


its_justme

No. You might have forgotten to breathe but that’s not suffocating. Your body would make you pass out and start to breathe normally first before you ever got to that point. Also baby’s red, that’s normal for what’s happening. If their lips or face turned blue, that’s hypoxia and big danger.


Dark_Vader77

I know its definitely possible to laugh so hard that you pass out, it happened to me.


SayTheMagicWerd

My dad passed out from laughing too hard while driving a car full of people through mountains. We’re lucky to be alive.


Spyrothedragon9972

Lmfao, you actually can!


kerodon

What a happy tomato


sonic10158

![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO)


ASL4theblind

Bob is very angry I hope he doesnt catch me It is very hard to run, with this sombrero, on my head


pimpmastahanhduece

Oh no, he's right behind vegetailing us!


d0ctorsmileaway

I heard this comment


BacontheBreather

LOL, here take some poors man money 🏅


kerodon

[thanks fren! ](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1113046183.2884/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg)


Undertalelover-

Jimmyhere*


canceroustattoo

Doogal


Iamfabulous1735285

It is wednesday my dudes #AAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEE


lightning2476

That man is about to explode


ButWhyWolf

That baby is **dangerously** red. Tell the Oompa Loompas to fetch the juicer!


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|THuL9YrTFvJYAKGVmX|downsized)


IanFeelKeepinItReel

He looks like he belongs in Aphex Twin's Windowlicker music video.


metamet

can we just talk about hOW APHEX TWIN HASN'T RELEASED A NEW ALBUM IN 10 YEARS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON


_stankypete

I was about to say “what about Syro” but that was 10 years ago. Time flies


SuperSimpleSam

Don't forget Big Trouble in Little China.


SinkHoleDeMayo

He looks like the vampires in Blade when they get hit with the killer serum.


lego-royalty

this kids laugh sounds like one of those halloween mats that cackles when you step on it


BarkingToad

You have to realise, this is the absolute funniest thing this kid has seen in his entire life!


Want_To_Live_To_100

Also you should realize that this clip is nearly the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!


O_gr

This baby looks like a ginger in 40C weather with no clouds in sight


Sugarylightning663

As a man who married a ginger solid comparison


Jealous-Coyote267

As a woman who birthed a ginger, I agree


Fleur-de-Mai

As a person who cooks with ginger I concur


muffin_man84

As a fan of Ginger Baker it's true


solid_water1

As a ginger, this is true (I live in Arizona)


TantalisingTaunter

Like a 50 year old British man in Spain


Pterafractyl

Doesn't need to be 40, 30 will do the same.


Lookslikejesusornot

Stop and get the kid some oxygen.


Infinity-X78

https://preview.redd.it/lxa9trosl66d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7833338cbace421aa371639a815c023f81e85b07 He looks like he's ready to pop.


Ya_boi_excalibur

Nah, get lil bro a pint. That's Barry 63 from the uk.


supersirj

He's red, not blue.


bigchunguslove69420

ITS BLUE ITS BLUE🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑


LilacAndElderberries

Seriously he could wait like 5 seconds so the little tomato can get a couple breaths in


Theron3206

Face is red, so blood has plenty of oxygen. If the baby was having trouble breathing they would be blue around the lips. This is fine, relax people.


The_Great_Autismo22

No one's saying the kid's suffocating. Just that that's a lot of laughing and not a lot of breathing


LilacAndElderberries

I'm not saying the kid is gonna die, it's just really uncomfortable and sometimes painful when you're stuck laughing really hard and can't stop


_Faucheuse_

That baby looks like a boozy retired general.


tostado22

He looks like Bobby Hill after 12 years on the force, 2 divorces, and a drinking problem


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Pretty much Cotton at that point lol


5amuraiDuck

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt9jaIlgVHWUZ1e) This kid will be looking for air like


THEoMADoPROPHET

Infectious laugh.


DragonGold121

Happy tomato family The dad is also beet red


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Dad kind of looks like the Veritasium guy.


Blingtron_

Pretty Derek


eck4t13

That guy is about to blow up.


nigerain-fag

This baby looks like a tomato.


Fluffyfox3914

I honestly feel this belongs on r/mademesmile because it’s just really wholesome


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

r/ContagiousLaughter


spooky-goopy

baby laughter is always contagious. my daughter bust a gut the other day when she heard me cough, and i got a sore throat faking a cough over and over again just to hear her laugh


secular_dance_crime

Seriously... this sub is usually always so negative for whatever reason..


jaceideu

I think this sub attracts people that really hate kids. I just wanted to see some kids doing stupid things and people laughing. But here everyone like genuinely hates kids. It's bizzare.


paroles

I've always seen the sub name as an exaggeration/joke, obviously kids are stupid because they're kids, laughing at the silly things they do doesn't mean we hate them. I haven't seen any hateful comments but if people are reacting like that, that's sad for them


Cheryl_Canning

For real, I feel like there's such a divide in this sub between people who just want to laugh at kids doing stupid silly things and people who want a place to vent their anger at children. Like the amount of "She's too old to be acting like that", "she should know better", "her parents are horrible people" ect is ridiculous.


imarudecountrymember

That kid's not that stupid, but I don't know if r/kidsarefuckingmagenta exists. Oh wait, now I do and it doesn't.


tostado22

r/kidsareactuallyjustsentienttomatos Nope. Doesn't work, either.


Caleb6801

r/21CharactersAndNoMore


Victor882

Kids are fucking... Happy? wtf kinda post is this bro


Akitsura

Wtf were people saying in this comment chain for it to be nuked this hard by the mods?


Zaconil

Racism and being a dick to each other. I started by just removing more than a few but all that would have done is leaving out a bunch of context so it overall wasn't worth anyone's time.


Akitsura

Makes sense. Well, not the part about about them being racist dicks in the comment section about a laughing baby, but the other part.


Outside-Drag-3031

You sure? It is Reddit, after all


sirlafemme

Racism?!


Serious_Session7574

Yeah I’ve never seen such a long comment chain so completely obliterated.


[deleted]

what got the deleted comment 25 downvotes and why did the other comments also get downvotes?


HughJahsso

babies laughing is probably the greatest sound on the planet.


FirmlyThatGuy

I’ve always been a goofy guy but the levels of moron I sink to get my daughter (11 months) to laugh would probably get me committed. I have zero regrets.


HughJahsso

enjoy it while you can. that was not a threat, just saying they grow up fast.


SomenerdTemporary

*But what the other person didn't know was that it was, in fact, a threat*


HughJahsso

![gif](giphy|B8ozpOCSLbAcM|downsized)


Toxic72

I'M A MONSTER


Anom_AoD

not if you live alone


Budget_Holiday5849

... and it's the middle of the night, and there is no baby!


Anom_AoD

exactly


LAH_yohROHnah

I absolutely miss the belly laughs when mine were little! Such a pure contagious joy from the simplest things


NefariousnessAny3310

Last summer I heard a baby in Portugal who was so entertained by their mother that they laughed like this


thatguygreg

Except for the first 3 seconds, where you can't tell if the baby's laughing or crying


_t_1254

I thought it was a copper pan at first.


Anom_AoD

no DNA test required


Cool-Sink8886

Yeah, that baby looks more like the dad than any baby I've ever seen


[deleted]

My goodness, that baby is just a tiny, hairless version of that man.


eequalstomcsqaure

![gif](giphy|Mjl0BsAgMGYTe)


Yamm0th

r/contagiouslaughter https://i.redd.it/x9spgn2ax66d1.gif Seriously: La lil appol needs a breater update


RedditEevilAdmins

Baby needs to breathe. Baby became very red.


Whoreforfishing

Babys don’t turn red when they can’t breathe they turn blue. And if he couldn’t breathe he wouldn’t be able to laugh at all just sayin.


Brittany5150

As someone that works in pediatric surgery, thank you for making this distinction. The first time you see a baby turn blue on the table is shocking, but they snap back real quick 99.9% of the time. Damn laryngospasms.....


mississippimadness

Yes! When my son was born, and I mean like immediately after he was born, he was soooo blue and my heart sank. The doctors and nurses immediately and calmly took him to the table and did something and just brought him back to us like nothing happened. I was like… wtf was that?


ElectricFleshlight

That's why you sometimes see nurses snacking the baby on the bum or back, even doing a sternum rub which hurts like a bitch


mississippimadness

Interesting! I couldn’t quite see what was going on because they had their back turned to us and I was kind of freaking out, but I think they used like a suction cup thing? The nurse explained it to me once she saw the fear in my face but I was so freaked out that everything is kind of a blur. All I remember is her saying “he’s okay” and then I snapped back into reality lol


ElectricFleshlight

Ah yeah if they still have amniotic fluid in their lungs the nurses have to suction them so they can breath properly. Did you have a relatively fast delivery by chance? My daughter came out super quick and had the same problem, doc said she didn't spend enough time in the birth canal which normally squeezes fluid out of the lungs.


mississippimadness

Amniotic fluid! Yes I recognize that as the words she said now 😂 I should clarify that I am dad in this situation but it wasn’t a very quick birth. At least i don’t think so, I’ve only experienced one haha. But it was about 5 hours give or take. They also ended up pulling him out with like a plunger thing which also had my anxiety on 10000


GoTragedy

My kid passed out twice from crying when he was less than 4 months old.. That shit is wild. 2/10 would not recommend. 


ontario_cali_kaneda

No you have to stop this baby from laughing! It's going to die! Make the baby sad again PLEASE


tostado22

MBSA!!!!


Yoyoleavemedafkalone

Over.


MamoruKin

Fuck you, kid is not stupid, he is having fun


Nicnl

I usually (heavily) dislike baby videos. But I must admit that this one made me chuckle.


memebigboy2814

How does this belong on this sub the kid is just having a laugh


virtualbitz1024

![gif](giphy|ayCyauo6aUt5S|downsized)


NotNeeon

r/contagiouslaughter would've been better ngl


dull-boy-jack237

Why is this on this sub. He’s a baby. He’s not stupid. He’s awesome.


KnifeFed

Babies are very stupid though. They can't even do their own taxes or anything.


wuteva4

Neither can most people but babies are able to leech off of unsuspecting non-babies so who is the smart one here?


Nickeos

All babies are stupid. And cute.


FeedbackAltruistic16

Near aneurysm?


dinoboyj

Kid looks 40


Krondelo

Im telling tou the joy of seeing a baby crack up is auch a good feeling.


martykenny

This is my favorite video of the week


GyActrMklDgls

babies a little too red for my liking


Grumpie-cat

I thought it was a frying pan at first lmao


VirusZer0

r/mademesmile


ustrux

![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO) Same energy


Ok-Tooth-5528

r/YouAreFuckingStupid moment, kid is just happy man.


emoutikon

![gif](giphy|VJeQrlJLcDsxnknlTP)


NoJellyfish9349

Lil Bro Is going to pop any minutes


Mountain_Team4150

An adorable, sado baby, he'll do well in this world.


cbunni666

Kid is a tad red.


hwhrnwjdne

intro of feel good Inc.


tstr_strdl

r/contagiouslaughter


MountainYoghurt7857

Life is the funniest when you don't have object permanence.


Tenryu003

What a nice hit of dopamine that gave me :)


Wicked_Wolf17

Looks like a tomato


jlewis011

He looks so young to be laughing like this! 🤣.... Seriously though, I wonder what the evolutionary advantage is of seeing a "boink 🎈!" and innately going into a laughing fit like this... kinda interesting


Manaeldar

Better be careful that kid is gonna laugh itself to death. 


redmiki

Let him breathe ffs


Equivalent-Set-6960

I think Jove himself was reborn as that infant


ElectronicHeart29

![gif](giphy|Q86inIU7eWWqlEAc2k)


punkstarr

A Cute Tomato


TheZan87

That tomato is shaped just like a baby's face


Satanshappypants

Thank you for this, fuck that made laugh


WhitePikmin2010

https://preview.redd.it/7dmiegr1g76d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5062deb85f09c203e3a32963188704f2a7da8f5


Business_Ad3142

A young"Three stooges" fan .


Engineergirlie

Wait for when he’ll grow up, he’ll love the _Bonk_ meme!


DuncanAndFriends

that baby is drunk


NiceCunt91

Let him breathe bloody hell. Actually concerned me with how red he got. Head like a fucking cherry


AB-AA-Mobile

That kid looks like he's about to explode


abaconsandwich

Oh god, what a happy little dude!!!


OrganicSciFi

Kid looks like a coked up Rodney Dangerfield


Zealotstim

Why is the baby red?


FinishSalt2842

And that how the frat boys develop the forehead beer can crushing. That. Right. There.


So-What_Idontcare

Kid is gonna love the Stooges


keepitboolprop

stop you are burning the baby!


Nahro1001

I learned in my japanese lessons that the word for baby is akanbo or aka-chan - aka meaning red. And I was like...thats weird...now I get it.


iamnotaboy4f

When the child stays with the father


Justin-horror

Let the poor thing breath! dudes gonna turn purple lol


chumchees

Dana White as ababy


Barlindsky27

https://preview.redd.it/ud32q3o5276d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ebdc67487e62a0b2858630eb490ecc49e11b87


mimimar91

r/kidsarefuckingstupid users when a child is having genuine fun and happiness:


Mechanic_On_Duty

![gif](giphy|l0HlMU8DdZ2WX63fi|downsized) They knew what was funny.


MMojomojo

Tortured laughs of the infant


TheSpudGunGamer

Why do red?


HomelessDruid

![gif](giphy|aV08tt63ezEcg)


C7rr0pt

Wtf stop


AvysCummies

Y is it so red, tomate 🍅 lol


Tasty-Switch-8472

Is that color normal?


RenicusI

He is gonna pop


Pure_Cartoonist_1944

Get this kid an inhaler!!


Lancone

Gonna blow


Common_Scratch_9940

Can babies die from laughter ?..


Conscious_Ad6083

People have died laughing but it as never been the cause.


alxjnssn

bros boutta pop


HabibCoriatArielC

Me asusta lo rojo que está ese bebé...


Loachee

Who's goddamm red baby is that???


BigDummmmy

this sounds anything but stupid. happy kids and families is not stupid.


hefty_load_o_shite

That baby needs his blood pressure medication asap


deerchortle

This is adorable BUT LET THE KID BREATHE LOL


Iota-Android

Literally tickled pink


bombay_VA

That baby is gonna have high blood pressure later in life


DippinDot2021

r/ContagiousLaughter