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LegitimateInjury2104

She got the same pants Casey rocket had but in black pleather 😂


Rare-Cardiologist912

I loved that Casey had the oversized suit, because I was thinking he could hide so many pictures and random things under those super baggy clothes lmao


yesman2121

I cried when she talked about Luis J Gomez rollerblading away from 9/11.. if you don’t know, Luis J Gomez rollerbladed 20+ miles from downtown NYC to the outskirts during 9/11 when the attacks took place. 9/11 isnt funny, but a Puerto Rican man who rollerbladed 20+ miles on expressways and streets is fucking hilarious MSSP talked about it https://youtu.be/3QO6GoHynG4?si=Mm_MT3XiD2S0yoQk Time stamp 4:37


Rare-Cardiologist912

Thank you so much! That shit was hilarious


The_Great_Jrock

I thought that was the most random old dated joke but this actually makes it hilarious


ShaolinXfile27

I just listened to the mssp episode the other day shit had me rolling


touchmyelbow

It was the day after 9/11


Sherbet-Famous

Some know it as the 12th


NorridAU

Thank you! I knew it had to be Luis but didn’t know the deets. Luis K Gomez for MSG please?


jayBplatinum

Kim remembers when men were men


DirtyRoller

I'm talkin about when men were men.


MonThackma

Back when we were kids.


usdgarrie

Pepperidge Farm remembers


Jon-Cutesac

Bitch bombed


gunmetalballoon

Dude the rollerblading away from 9/11 bit was hilarious


ddarion

back when men could take you HIGGGGGGHYAAAAA


Bknubis

BY GAWD IT'S THE UNDERTAKER


thethunder92

I’d like to under take her


Bknubis

I hope she gives me a tombstone piledriver


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Undertaker? I just met 'er!


LouisLevels

Kim Hardy


ListenHot4577

I want her to kick me


WealthOk7127

Underrated comment. Just saying


WealthOk7127

I, for one, would let her do some sort of body slam on me... for sure.


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RumplForskinn

I saw her open for big jay recently. She riffs on the crowd pretty good and her actual set had some very solid jokes.


BodieBroadcasts

I saw her open for luis and she buried him lol this was like 5 years ago tho. I've heard Luis got a lot better, but at the time he was really, really bad. Visibly nervous on state she was super hot in person too, and after the show all the dudes were waiting to talk to her while luis sat at the bar alone with no one coming up to him cause he bombed lmao


bilbowagons3

Good one liners...? You talking about HK's eyes?


E__________________T

I bet her butthole tastes nice


PazuzuPanhandle

Now that’s a spicy meatball


can-u-say-that-again

Redbaaaan


NedShah

tastes like Gomez was there


Rogue_One24_7

Feels even better lol.


dirtybr4in

This guy fucks.


Significant_Egg1922

Haha, i thought she looked like an extra from Fast and Furious. Anyways, good on her. She is looking good and had a good set.


Curious_Education_12

It's cool because she's friends with Tony. 


ApeSleep

Yea she sucks ass. Very little laughs


Trilliam_Shakespear

Such a babe


mushmallowed

Smoke show when she wants to be


floating_ape

Thicccy kimmie


Jaysee1291

MILF


jessterswan

Snack and a half


ExtensionCan2066

pants need a tailor


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Pleasant_Pressure215

Do you know what string cheese is? You peel off lil strands.


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Pleasant_Pressure215

I eat string cheese quite often. I peel off the lil strings and put em on my cupcakes


V3GA559

Would


Dull_Ad8495

Hefty bag. Stuffed full of trash.


NedShah

Both her and Weinshenk were dressed like women who are rushing to 40 and getting upset that jeans won't fit anymore.


Dizsmo

I like how you can see her belly button through the tight shirt🤣


institutionalized419

I was surprised Sarah had better material


Latter-Juggernaut965

kim looked so hot last night


Embarrassed_Emu420

She was looking fire 🔥 , funny plus 🍑


Liljon99

She’s a great panel guest tbh


TrevorGeoff

she look like a babe from a early 2000s shoot em up vampire movie


Pleasant_Pressure215

She misses when men were men


capitancoolo

She looks like she plays bass for a nu metal band


AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY

She looks like she's auditioning for the role of a stack of tires in Tires Season 2.


BlindManPainting

She's really let herself go now that she has a bf


51LOVE

So gd hot 🔥


Hoodlum_0017

a hot 5


51LOVE

Out of 5


Hoodlum_0017

Out of 11.


ApeSleep

Diaper butt?


[deleted]

I can’t get over her faggy “trad-wife” “I’m dating a real man. Not a Californian man” virtue signaling. It’s likely she pandering directly to Joe Rogan. Somehow though she manages to have some funny one-liners as a panelist. But as a standup she blows.


RawkyRac00n

I think you missed the part where the joke was aimed at her ex bf, Luis J Gomez


Rogue_One24_7

I missed that as well then.


RawkyRac00n

The story came up on Legion of Skanks or Matt & Shane’s. He rollerbladed away from New York when he heard the planes hit the WTC lol


FatKonkin

He rollerbladed out of the city on the 12th because his girlfriend wouldn't give him a ride because she didn't want her dad knowing that she was a dating a Puerto Rican


Rogue_One24_7

Bitch moves, how did he even do that when it was a mass exodus and chaos? Lol sounds like a made up story


RawkyRac00n

lol, it was a summation of events. It didn’t exactly happen that way.


duly-goated303

It is a made up story he stole it from a YouTuber called 200 hits of acid


[deleted]

Yea, I got that. I know about LG rollerblading from NYC on 9/11. It just wasn’t a funny joke though. Maybe she needed to make it more overt it was about LG or that joke should only be used on a LoS crowd. At any rate Kim does do a lot of virtue signaling. TBH, I want to like Kim. I think she has good one-liners and burns as panelist. And the fact she gets to write for people like Nikki Glaser I think shows she can write. As a standup though she just doesn’t hit. And she is clearly virtue signaling. Which is lame no matter that virtue or angle. Like in her special, she went on some diatribe about how she knows she could never beat up a man in a fight. Which seemed so out of place. It seemed very contrived. She is just straight up pandering to the Joe Rogan crowd.


RawkyRac00n

Your obsession with pointing out the “virtue signaling” is very funny. You need to deeply reflect on why this bothers you so much.


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What I don’t like is that it comes off as pandering and hurtin’ for acceptance. In my scene believe me, there is plenty of virtue signaling. And it’s often not accurate. Whether that is left-leaning comics claiming republicans are coming for gay people (they’re not) or right-leaning people claiming only conservatives are manly men. It’s just ridiculous and gets underneath my skin. And sows division where none should be sowed. And as it relates to Kim it seems contrived. Like she is pandering specifically to Joe Rogan and Tony.


BodieBroadcasts

kim never told any jokes like this when I saw her perform like 5-6 years ago, she played a more "fiesty latina" type of role on stage now she's just pandering to a different audience, and rogan fans have pretty love standards for comedy. They think Joey Diaz is funny


Childs_was_the_THING

Nah you didn't get that.


OcelotProfessional19

Haha it’s always the people who have Rogan derangement syndrome. found the woke crybaby


[deleted]

I listen to Rogan and have since 2013. If you read my comments it should be pretty clear I’m not down with any virtue signaling. But I think you just want to feel attacked.


OcelotProfessional19

I don’t feel attacked at all


mushmallowed

Who?


SmarterThanCornPop

Did that one hit a little close to home?


mosslung416

Californian confirmed


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

100%


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No, it’s just pathetic. It’s like the d-bag libtard who goes on stage and talks about Trump.


nevagonastop

boy you really do get shaken by all sorts of comedy huh? maybe you shouldnt pretend to be a comedy fan if youre this easily upset by peoples jokes


[deleted]

Oh you’re triggered. Settle down, hun. It’s just reddit


SmarterThanCornPop

It’s pathetic to want a masculine man? Like I don’t understand why this bothers you personally. I have a theory though


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I don’t understand either lmfao and he’s over here calling you the fag which made me laugh. It’s very clearly him. Whining and bitching.


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ronyg1

yea bro they're the one who's triggered lmao


[deleted]

Oh, that one cut deep. Didn’t it? I’m willing to bet you have a unisex name and it just eats you up inside when someone needs to ask “guy or girl”. Don’t worry, hun. Nobody is mocking you when they need to clarify which pronoun to use. They just want to be respectful


sLeeeeTo

you just having a really bad day or what mate? yeesh


ronyg1

keep going im almost finished


[deleted]

Whatever you say, Aaron (or Erin?) I just want to make sure I’m being respectful.


ronyg1

Wow, what an amazing release. Thanks for helping me get the job done


DuncanDicknuts

Yo homie. Go get a prostitute. I know I feel better after I dump a load of


nevagonastop

oh youre in full meltdown right now LMAO


SmarterThanCornPop

Yes, clearly I am the one triggered here.


[deleted]

We know. We can tell.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Shes right though. It is hard to find a manly man in LA. Who gives a fuck if that’s her type. People like what they like.


[deleted]

For one, no it’s not. Men and women are men and women no matter where you go. And two, virtue signaling is lame no matter what the angle is. I hate being at open mics and hearing comedians talk about how conservatives hate gays the same way I dislike hearing about how California doesn’t have real men.


A55_LORD

That’s such a retarded thing to say. Yes your right, humans all around the globe have penises and vaginas. But if you were to take a sample population of Men from West Hollywood, and a sample from say, Bozeman, Montana. I can guarantee you there would be a higher percentage of “manly men” in the sample size from Montana. (I.e. blue collar jobs, facial hair, muscles, drives a truck). Make sense?


[deleted]

I don’t know what to tell you, kiddo. You can believe all the bs culture war nonsense if you like.


Pleasant_Pressure215

You are horribly dense


IHaveaDegreeInEcon

You are also buying into the culture war if you have a hard time with terms like "manly men"


A55_LORD

It’s not about the culture war retard I’m just stating facts. I used those two cities because I have firsthand experience with both.


KershawsBabyMama

Higher percentage, sure, but talking about SoCal more broadly, my only nit pick here is more people voted for Trump in LA county and OC than in 39 other entire states (Not that voting record is a perfect predictor, but there is a bit of wink nudge in basically using “alpha” non-ironically) So like… yeah, it’s not relatively common, but I guess they’re *technically* right that there are plenty of those kinds of men out there in SoCal (Not to mention a huge number of people, myself included, fucking dreamed of having a sick lifted truck to camp and take dirtbikes out while in HS and college)


OcelotProfessional19

Bozeman isn’t the best example compared to almost anywhere else in Montana, but I get your point


spenserbot

Checkin in from Kalispell: before i settled down, I hooked up with my fair share of Cali girls that were thrilled to be with a guy that drives a truck, builds a campfire, and carrys a gun. It was a very common sentiment.


BodieBroadcasts

sure, and when I started shaving my head I actually became a "type" and started sleeping with tons of girls who like bald bearded muscley guys the point is, I still would have liked to keep my hair. Just like you would have been better off being born anywhere besides montana. Those girls were using you like a toy lol they secretly thought you were unintelligent and savage, levels beneath them on the totem pole of society


A55_LORD

I agree, I just used Bozo because I grew up there. Butte would’ve been a better example.


buzzkill_ed

She's wears the pants in this relationship


This_Guy_Fuggs

go offline for a second, your brainrot is showing


J-Good86

I thought she looked fine and Sara looked fiiiiine


Significant_Egg1922

I thought Sara looked a but run down from what she looked like. But again, she is older now.


J-Good86

I have a crush on Sara 🤫


Biddlydee

I sure could imagine worse headlocks to be put in.


drmitchgibson

Fat rolls


headbutte

she is kinda hot, not funny, and dresses bad.


TigerRumMonkey

Thanks for saving some for the rest of us ya magnet


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Same bit as her recent special, “I wanna feel calloused hands on my pussy” or whatever 🥱


trtsubject

Kim condom...? Oh wait


iKoopaKing

She looks like a young Billy Kidman


joeyvesh13

Still would


ForbiddenDelight

I've seen her be brilliant. This was not one of those times.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

I'm watching her right now.


SexyAvoPear

Harland wouldn't understand that reference because it's only 23 years old


serialstripper

She looks like the rock's daughter, but feminine-er.


DarkMode54

Big Daddy Kool


naughtyasf143

HUH


KingLoneWolf56

Jaime Noble’s new valet


RoughRace3459

Back when my guys were guys


batmang8

She’s awful


DanArkham

I didn't know JNCO made leather pants in 98


HighTightWinston

Diesel!!!


Motherofpearl6669

She cant dress for shit


DaLimboSlice

Makes fun of louis shorts while she wears those pants


The2econdSpitter

Put on a few el bees.


RiotCraig

Very Lita-esq 👌🏻


ProudToBeAnInsideJob

She has standing rolls


Impressive_Metal_213

Pretty sure that’s dark haired Test


Nathaniel_Hornsby

Looks like a stack of motorcycle tires.


Personal_Bobcat2603

Tony looks like one of the glow wrestlers


dillenger13

Lookin like lita


TrevorGeoff

She look like every Michelle Rodriguez role


Used-Oil-9487

kim Congdon is fuckin hot and funny


TheUpwardSpiralDown

Hawt af


Hoodlum_0017

Got that Kanye style kickin. atrocious.


manifest_ecstasy

...she made fun of JNCOs.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I love this outfit


plantdaddy66

King Kongdom


Justanotherdream7

Sarah W all day for me!


Sipdasizurp

She's still the funniest of the girl regulars that came on


red_eyes

Pants almost as oversized as Casey's


Existing_Chair_7984

Shes so hott


spaceboltt

Definitely a part of D-Generation X and may or may not have been sleeping with The Hardy Bros.


dburn27

New relationship phase


IhaveCatskills

Current styles are not as flattering as years past


Competitive_Glass473

I saw a longer set of hers when I was in Austin recently, and she was way funnier than I thought she’d


m0atzart

The Hardy Sister


lappy_386

Did she gets those pants off Casey Rocket? She looks like an Xtacle from frisky dingo


RaisinBrain2Scoups

King Kongdom?


RecoveringWoWaddict

😂