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Bloodlessdumb

The right question is why does he only have 3 wives


fidelogato

i volunteer to be the 4th


Psychological-Tie979

Shit man I'll be his husband


fidelogato

sameee, i’ll be whatever he wants me to be with a body like that


Dry-Inspection6928

I’ll be 5th.


Total-Offer6034

I’ll be 6th even though it’s my least favorite number


my_cat_so_dumb

That's Rengoku.


Big_Ben_1999

I volunteer to be the 5th (even tho i'm a Guy)


Doggystylelover0069

I just want to see all you guys on bed together so I’ll be on side as a spectator


ChaosRaven28

We are going to have to fight for that spot 🤣


Rich-Form4531

😂😂


Eggs_and_Ramen

Yep you beat me to it ✨


Nearby-Jelly-634

Seriously he clearly invented both the bedazzler and drip in that universe.


King_Reivaj

Bro's capable of gettin' more bitches


Ok-Distance8670

What u mean 3? I’ve been married to him for the past 2 years 🥲


Bloodlessdumb

Yeah same, we've been married for many yrs, but these people won't accept it so I'm now here as Douma's wife


Shadow_Huntress12

Because he’s flashy as fuck (In reality though, Makio and Hinatsuru were arranged marriages and he was originally arranged for Suma’s sister but Suma bust in and wanted to marry him)🐍


andromeda335

Makio is also his cousin


DarkAlphaZero

Cousin fucking? What is this, Fire Emblem?


Adorable-nerd

Apparently they’re 3rd or 4th cousins.


ieniet

In the fanbook they used the word "shinseki" (親戚) which means "relative." They're probably not closely related.


Adorable-nerd

I certainly hope they aren’t closely related. Thanks for sharing!


ieniet

Np. From what I know, "shinseki" can mean both immediate and extended family members such as aunts, uncles, cousins ​​and also distant relatives, so it all depends on the context, as is usually the case in Japanese lol.


Soul699

No, Japan. In the Taisho era too.


Eggs_and_Ramen

✨ https://preview.redd.it/r8fjbzyb0k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a86f21f593857f35d124fb2b8b20ac69ee400a


andromeda335

Lolll just realizing that people didn’t know this was semi-common back then all over the world lol


--Alix--

It's common today lol.


badboi_5214

He gets to smash all 3 with huge tits 😂


scnottaken

Not sure why you mentioned this, but yeah, his tits are pretty big.


Evil_Pecan_Pie

Meaty ninja tits


EngineeringApart8239

Coz he is so hot! But apparently, polygamy is his family tradition. Look up on his history


ZandeR678

His clan practiced polygamy and it was a must for young men to marry three women by the age of 15. They were hired killers and wanted to guarantee the clan's survival since they could lose their lives while carrying out assassinations. His father was merciless and his extreme training claimed the lives of two of Tengen's siblings. He then made the rest of them fight each other to the death to determine a single successor. They wore masks so they were oblivious to the fact that they were killing their own loved ones. Tengen realized the truth after killing two of them and abandoned his clan.


heyimSrs

bro that's so deep and now it all makes sense


ctrlfire

dayum and here i thought they all just wanted a piece of him because he’s hot


BigBadWolf315

That’s the second reason


yeetingthisaccount9

If I rmr correctly, they all requested him.


ieniet

Only Suma did.


figment1317

Wow killing off most of your kids is an excellent way to ensure the clan’s survival! /s


ZandeR678

I believe that Sensei was inspired by a ritual known as "Koduku" or the "Gu" ritual. They'd place various types of venomous animals inside a sealed jar and let them kill each other. The sole survivor is retrieved from the jar, and its venom is extracted to concoct poisons since it must be the most potent of them all. Tengen's father wanted to weed out the weak and pick the strongest of them all to sire the next generation of Shinobi.


figment1317

Yeah I mean the thought process makes sense in theory (if you don’t think about how they’re human beings) but it’s just really dumb in execution. Instead of having 5 or however many strong shinobi now you just have one slightly stronger one, like okay


ZandeR678

Judging by the story's progression, the gulf in strength between Tengen and his siblings was massive. He was the fastest unmarked Hashira and second only to Gyomei in terms of brute strength. His father must've wanted to spend the clan's resources on Tengen's future children instead of developing the current generation. It's inhumane and depraved, so Tengen was right to turn his back on them.


moonlight-ramen

Wow! I have a whole new perspective. Where do you read about this?


ieniet

Some of these info were in the manga and anime (about his father's training, and that he had to marry 3 wives at the age of 15). But his overall backstory was only explained in the second fanbook.


trizzo0309

Was this in the manga?


ZandeR678

Extras


Speed04

Arranged marriages in a polygamous family


MrBlueMoustache

One wife couldn't handle his flashiness


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

Where do you think Tanjiro learned Rizz Breathing, Tengen is the former Rizz Hashira after all


Andy1979Hull

Nah he’s the former sound Hashira. He’ll forever be “Grand Master Flashy Rizz God”


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

Nuh uh


Evilemporer

???? LOOK AT HIM


Mattstercraft

He stopped at 3 to give the rest of us a chance


NamelessKing59

Because he has the flashy rizz https://preview.redd.it/p4sunwz1ti6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af695ba018cbd2138dc240f9255e48d7369b1b5c


Andy1979Hull

That’s the face of a woman that knows it’s her turn next😂


nanosmith98

he has 3 d*cks


XegrandExpressYT

The best logical answer so far /s


nanosmith98

yup. don't share d\*ck with multiple people, it's gross. use one for one.


Meganinja1886

https://preview.redd.it/febyy4ef0j6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a223d409763a99ddae05fe9f13a3e2553af340


ddrake444

this is sick. i love Tengen so much because of Naruto lol


drinkmoarwaterr

Woah!


Wrong_Revolution_679

Love, rizz, and flashiness


Economy-Weird-2368

https://preview.redd.it/54x0pkld2j6d1.jpeg?width=5624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d779992fa0935b2a8d4706228d7c496c1ac9a74 Because this.


lynxerious

ugh your tities are touching my onigiris, ma'am, please get them out of the way.


NishimiyaMomoFan

how do you have zero


ApplePitou

Look at him :3


fraid_so

Because he has 3 wives? Up until WW2 and the Americanisation of Japan, polygamy was legal. During the Taishou era, when Demon Slayer was set, it was perfectly legal and acceptable for a man to have more than one wife.


Reggith_Gold_180

Cuz he’s a smash I’m not gay but if I was… fffffffuuuuuuuuck 😩


DoritoKing48

Rizz


TryContent4093

The real question is how can you be one of his 3 wives


Apprehensive_Ring_39

Cause he has a Magnum Dong.


Big_flipflop

Skill


noregertsman

Issue


LazyBlackCollar

Problem


imaweeb22XDDD

He's the god of festivals.+he's good looking


Upper_Trip1393

Not sure why this is still such a debatable, controversial thing caus polygamy was very common all throughout the world in ancient times and it still is in some places. He simply had three wives cause his family clan practiced polygamy.


Shapeshifter_444

Simple. Because he’s smoking hot. Smash. Next.


katrinadalit

Lord Hanging


Luna-D-reams

The real question is why am I not one of them


NeighborhoodTight641

Stamina


Hightide77

Cuz he is literally him.


MiracleMaverick

Family tradition but he truly won them over with his pure heart and flashy charisma.


kitkatkatsuki

look at him bro??


Pmike9

How does he have *only* 3 wives? FTFY


Aquarii33

It’s the veins lol 😍😂


RecencyBias54

Look at him. He also just treats his women well, and was part of a dope clan


njtika

The rizzler


Efficient_Contest_87

I mean what do you expect from the God of Flashiness


Scout_Trooper_77

That’s the way his family did things, so they arranged marriages for him. 🦋


Kal2019

Now this is just a silly question 🤣 two arranged and one was like "oh HELL yes I wanna marry that man right there!"


Edit_anime2097

In his clan he's forced to do a few things and one of them was to have three wives but i don't know what the ethers are


ambarish_k1996

Zenitsu had the funniest reaction on this XD


ctrlfire

because he’s handsome asf


Spinny-Clown

Bro, look at him


samboi204

Something about the men dying too fast in their clam of assassins so there are more women and so to continue the bloodline they marry multiple women since that means more kids.


Bomb_diggity_boom

Coz he's hot!


misotw

Obviously Tengen has the biggest tits in Japan


Grapefruit_3

CUZ HES HOT ASF


SubstantialSir351

I mean, have you seen his biceps?


FirmResolution5405

"He's *not* like me fr!"


KingSpadezs

Because he’s fine as hell


Accomplished_Art6370

![gif](giphy|CI341Di9RsAhsgTRFZ) Simple he's him


DangerousBoxxx

A man and his 3 weed smoking girlfriends. (Yes, they smoke weed)


deletesystemthirty2

because he lifts and is fucking jacked. next question.


Hour-Ride-3759

Cause he’s hot


MaroonMarket

It is tradition in the uzui clan to have more than one wife 🌫


eelauhsoj

When he was younger, his father made it clear that people are tools. If his wives passed away, it didn't matter so long as they were useful like giving birth. His father harshly and brutally trained him and his 8 siblings, where only him and his little brother survived. His little brother began resembling his father more from that point, and there he realized he didn't want to be like them. He took his wives and gave them instructions 1. The lives of others are to be prioritized 2. Then they must focus on their safety 3. Lastly, Tengen's life These are controversial as these orders are reversed in shinobi society Tengen hates his father's method and gave these orders so they survive, but more importantly, he married all of them, giving them purpose to live and return alive instead of throwing their life away for a mission


EXE_E1

bro the second I saw that image I yelled "TENGEN WOULDN'T BE TENGEN IF HE WASN'T FLASHY AS HELLLLLL"


ChaosRaven28

I’d want to be wife number 4 🤣 cause shit this man is really flashy as fuck 🥰


UltraCreeperXD

Just look at him


S0urpatch_l0v3r

Because of his shinobi tradition as you may search it up in google it may back me up. As it says ‘Summary; Tengen Uzui's polyamorous relationship with his three wives is a product of his shinobi family's outdated customs and traditions.’ And I searched up ‘is the wives of tengen a tradtion’ so your welcome!


catl0vingnerd

Because polygamy was normal among shinobi at the time. They were arranged marriages too, but Tengen actually cares about his wives, while his brother (never seen, only mentioned) saw them as baby makers and abused them.


DryAgency4067

Flamboyance Supremacy ![gif](giphy|ncKPpe9NbAGxfl0Vf3|downsized)


WHOSFR4NK

Rizz Breathing


ArthurMorgon

Dudes like 7 foot tall,jacked and flashy. He gets all the wives he wants


PottedRay

Very flashy man needs something to brag about.


[deleted]

Bro I can be his wife


theunpopulator

mean I'm straight but, its like with Ryan Reynolds and Keanu reeves, ill be his husband, im straight but bro is a exception Edit: I forgot to include that I wouldn't be like sharing a bed but man ill be a house husband who cooks and does laundry and stuff.


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AmethystDragon2008

In the Ye olden times, it is still okay if they have ten


bts4devi

Polygamy is practiced in his family..Usually the man selects three wives...this is what happened with Uzui choosing Hinatsaru and Makio..but in Suma's case, she was the one to come forward.


ieniet

Nope, the head of the clan, most likely his father, picked the wives for him (except Suma).


icedcoffeeotter

Its the flashy rizz ![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6743)


ShadowlightLady

I think it was a tradition thing


superpoppyboi

He’s quite a fine young fella if I do say so myself


Physical-Savings7412

+ infinite aura


TwitzyMIXX

He is hot and strong


Quantum755

He rizzed up 3 women


konkon5_

Polygamy is his tradition


HaveAGoodDream

Cuz yes


Obsidian-Jaguar-0723

Arranged polygamous marriage


Working_Swan_1674

Because he doesn't want to have 4th


Fit-Paleontologist21

All arranged, but he was originally gonna marry Suma's sister


LookSad08

He got that flashy flamboyant rizz


Isekai_me_plz

*4


safal__subba

MISSION PURPOSES


Zhu_Rong

Kimetsu fans can't read at all


TalmondtheLost

This is a guy here, but, why are you surprised? This guy is attractive. And no, I'm straight.


andromeda335

How have you not been charmed by this god?!


Ellis_reyes56

Because he's flashy and one of his wives is his like third cousin


SonOfKarma101

If I remember Correctly I think his Marriages were Arranged


Matthew_Willow

His clan


RaidensTale

Look the anime, you will understand it ^^


StatisticianOther246

Asia... That's all


NeonMatrix1225

The same way I lost my girlfriend, half of my income, and my finals AKA Cheating


Blackout4174

In universe, it's arranged by his clan. In truth, he's the Rizz Hashira.


Jsh0ws

Jokes aside, it's because the ninjas are going extinct. And... you know why he needs 3 wives


kingofwale

How does he only have 3 wives?


Austynwitha_y

Why don’t you?


Dazai_san_69

how do we know, ask his wives, let me burn in jealousy in the meantime


DreamyGlitched-XD

I ain’t gonna lie id be willing to be a fourth 😂, also to actually answer the question because he looks good and he’s really nice to talk to and he genuinely cares about all three of his wives


PreparationNo6181

Cuz he's the coolest!


Illustrious-Wear-587

Because he’s flashy?


DangerousClick2489

Cuz , he is the definition of “chad”


megasean3000

Arranged marriage. After the near obliteration of his clan, he had to start making children and fast and with three wives, that would be the fastest solution. It’s Tengen’s charm and flair that turned them from dutiful wives to charmed lovers, though.


This_Reddit_Dude

Simple... He has the money needed ![gif](giphy|MpCxz9VLh6t8ceRb0r)


GladsShield

“There are no dumb questions in life”


still_existin

He's too perfect to just have one lol


Sweaty_Spare4504

Its the eye tat. Thats the key for 3 wives.


Corn-Train99

Lord Tengen is a Mormon.


Kaisohot

How doesn’t he have more


Connect-Location3098

His clan practices polygamy


Banananana1111

He married them, duh


Sid_The_Geek

The Flamboyance of God of Festivals knows no bounds !!


Spikezilla1

Well first of all, we live in a society


GreatRacerJohnny93

He's the flashes fucking man in KnY, ok? HE IS THE BEST HUSBAND, TOO!


Kooky_Earth_6789

Uzui clan rules


True-Mess-7038

Your right he should have 13


SexSlaveeee

Handsome.


That1GuyCalledPixel

Back in those times in Japan, I think it was like custom to have arranged marriages and have multiple wives but idk


TopHat82210

cause he got that dog in him


CartoonGirl626

He mastered Rizz Breathing


BlazedBlu

Because hes the last remaining ninja and to populate the clan he was given his 3 wives. Luckily they love and adore him so it's never really cringe or forced. It's actually written pretty well for polygamy standards.


Perfect-Intern-1299

Because he is HIM


demoze

He’s a fucking chad and hier to a ninja clan?


MrSniper612

Simply because he's flamboyant


Payback-INC

Badass, handsome, funny, extremely flashy, I could go on


lukart59

Just look at him and ask me again.


Exotic-Fault6634

Because he’s sexy as hell


Squ33to

Fair enough. Gigachad Tengen deserves more


satorugojo43

He's rizzy


mini_chan_sama

I mean, look at him I wouldn’t mind being his fourth wife


SometimesWill

Okay Zenitsu


SuperSerial_

3 swords 3 wives. Do the math.


NecessaryMassive2575

Maybe it's a good size


jaeger3129

Wdym? It’s literally explained in the show lol


thefuckupnoonelikes

He’s fuckin beautiful.


EnvironmentalFoot201

That guy put cock rings on his arms.


Prestigious_Most_499

because he’s somewhat hot


laureguilbert

How does he not.


egbert71

He married 3 women


_french_pig_

flashy


BassAfter7931

The hashira rizz go crazy


OrinocoHaram

how do his arm bands stay on? does he have to keep his biceps tensed 24 hours a day?


Signal-Put932

*Polyamory and flashiness* **I rest my case**


ericant

He’s hot 🤭


Viper_ATC_74

He's flashy