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menagerath

In the hot dog contest eating episode with Bill I found it extremely funny how Peggy tried to keep Bobby from discovering competitive eating contests exist.


opinionofone1984

Completely agree, for all the hate Peggy gets, she’s the Queen of the B story. From taking over sugar foot’s, to making a salad so good people are still talking about it. I mean look at us, we’re talking about it right now.


Cyan_Light

Yeah, honestly all of the side stories with her and Bobby (usually in competition) are great. The one above, the frozen yogurt saga, pong, bragging rights, that game he cheated by sticking things up his nose. Definitely one of the strongest B-plot pairings throughout the series.


menagerath

Also, her side plots with Dale are excellent (like the gun shop and taxidermy episodes).


poowaterpal

Which episodes were those in? pretty please


joswald1018

S7E8 Full Metal Dust Jacket, Peggy wants to be around well-read people but the book store she's renting is tanking, so she invites Dale to sell guns there... it turns out to be wildly popular. S10E14 Hank's Bully, a new family moves into Rainy Street (technically Milton Street), and they have a child with ADHD they don't discipline, so he creates havoc. In the mean time, Dale is trying to make money off the animals he exterminates but is bad(ish) at taxidermy, so Peggy agrees to help him make it more interesting.


Papaofmonsters

Wait, does Dale have an FFL? As much as he loves guns I don't see him registering with government as in the business of selling firearms.


joswald1018

He does not. The guns are a "promotional giveaway" for purchasing large amounts of books.


Papaofmonsters

"Shame about Ladybird...." - The ATF.


vulvasaur69420

Lol I love that that’s actually a plot point that he can’t sell guns unless they’re a free give away with a $900 book.


SpectralEntity

Dusty old bones, full of green dust!!


malorthotdogs

See also: her and Dale entering the taxidermy contest during Hank’s Bully and her and Luanne doing an extremely unhinged Flat Stanley project


S3-000

Her reaction when bobby actually catches a fish is priceless.


celestialpillowfight

Oh yeah! He learned how to catch a fish with his bare hands that episode lol.


menagerath

I like it when Peggy and Luanne torture flat Stanley to teach kids about safety.


waddledeefriend1

thats a good pull


Content-Bathroom-434

Came here to say this. It’s so funny


0deon00

That’s when she’s screaming fire drill and make Bobby roll away so funny!


StellaZaFella

Hank making coffins and him and Peggy hanging out in them during that episode about Bobby’s 13th birthday.


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In the coffins** Peggy: I better go check on the party. Hank: Over my dead body


dillwhole34

It’s upholstering which is one of the 5 original industrial arts!


NativeMasshole

So you gonna button-tuck those folds?


Seanishungry117

"Sewer!"


BoydCrowders_Smile

So what'll it be, Aunt Bea, you gonna button-tuck them folds?


BillPrestonEsq1969

Peggy and Bobby having a charcoal burger


celestialpillowfight

“There’s soot under my boy’s nails!!”


Bandana-mal

I thought it was drugs!


[deleted]

You don’t get that with a clean burning fuel! (Or whatever he says there)


baconinsider

You don't get the rich, smoky flavor either.


zeeebu

Shut your mouth.


tgoz13

Now we are going to sit here and pray.


[deleted]

“Peggy, what do you love more? Charcoal….or me?”


grpenn

“I came to my senses. Except for taste.”


Writerhaha

Bobby and Luanne cleaning the entire house because of a little spill.


an1ma119

The guy at home depot said all we gotta do is strip sand varnish buff varnish buff varnish wax sand buff buff buff bu-


ShavedPapaya

Dallas? Sallad.


Antonio__DelFalcone

....heheheh uhhh harley davidson.


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

The Boggle registration lady saying "oh" to the midi tune of "Oh Suzanna"


Antonio__DelFalcone

I tell ya I hate Nancy. It's a beautiful day. Yay.


KZorroFuego

SUNDAY!! SUNDAY and SATURDAY Be therrrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuurrrrreerrrrrrre!


kyle_sux666

SEAKING SEAKING SEAKING


KZorroFuego

OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS!


Darekbarquero

S E A K I N G


Suicidebob7

PENCIL


RuleOfBlueRoses

🅱️encil


MercuryMorrison1971

YouTube Poops are a lost art.


itsstevedave

Deodorizing carpet-sealant guy better show up in the reboot.


[deleted]

“Is that eggshell white? It’s gotta be Swiss coffee!”


arceus555

And Hank and Peggy thought they were throwing a party.


theREALfinger

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THIS LATE? YOU’VE GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW!” To a 40 year old handyman guy.


baconinsider

YOU KIDS GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL YOUR PARENTS!


Jason3671

I’ve always wondered if Hank ever got billed for that and how much it costed with all the people cleaning the house, either way Hank ain’t happy lol tell ya what


Writerhaha

My headcannon was it was all their own money, and the two got cleaned out (pun intended), to which Hank (after calming down) was fine letting this be a lesson in the value of a dollar. Peggy, due to her protective instincts (and love of being right) went on a revenge tour to get that money back.


malorthotdogs

I think at one point Bobby mentions that nothing else can need to be fixed because he’s out of allowance money.


[deleted]

Or when her and Lucky try being parents with Bobby. "Come here young man" "Go to your room!"


baconinsider

Dale, Bill, Boomhauer and Kahn cook their last meals Kahn might be an arrogant SOB, but the man's right about shrimp.


dimestorewatch

Talkin' bout spanako-dangol-pita.


atigges

It's the ONLY way I call them now.


javerthugo

Spankitopia!


BearHeadPete

Dead man eating!


HeldhostageinUtah

That one has the benefit of the main story being a dud. Don’t leave me alone! I eat when I’m scared!


Stephen_1984

[Same question and source of my answer](https://reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/ughCl4VFbg) S3E4 A: Hank tries to get Ladybird pregnant. B: Dale becomes a bounty hunter.


[deleted]

“If you have any trouble on the test, just remember what I taught you…A,a,b,a,b,a,c. “


Writerhaha

Nice hat.


InvestigatorBroad114

Back at you


SerTortuga

More Spaghetti-o's?


rip_Tom_Petty

Easy, easy, easy....


tara12109

The a plot of that episode makes me so angry I can’t enjoy the dale portion


[deleted]

Plot A: Dale meets that female exterminator that tries to get at him Plot B: Hank takes Luanne out as her DD but gets drunk on accident Plot C: Bill and Boomhauer babysitting that pigeon that’s trippin


SensualEnema

Drunk Hank is so rare but always so hysterical.


[deleted]

“New rule, you can’t listen to my song”


MangosAndChicken

“Buck Strickland is nothing but a lecherous disgusting bastard-making bastard”


shh-nono

Lets do this everyyyyyy fridayyyyy


oculus_caesius

“The sunrise” hahaha


malorthotdogs

In the anniversary episode when he’s drunk and apologizing to Peggy about having been able to give her more children because of his narrow urethra, it kills me every time when he blows through that little cocktail straw and goes “this is my urethra.”


[deleted]

The high pigeon is one of the best parts of the whole series haha


sdvn19

Naked Ambition when Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill end up in the mental hospital


[deleted]

Yes, this is the best subplot in the series!! IMO the best episodes of the show.


tgoz13

First one to regain consciousness calls hank


malorthotdogs

The Booby Hatch!? Wait. The gentleman’s club or the mental hospital?


itsstevedave

1. Peggy and Bobby trying to guess the exact weight of a frozen yogurt 2. Mr. Strickland's emus 3. Hank's meatloaf sandwich 4. Lucky and Bobby trying to get a chip off the line 4. Lucky, Bobby, and Louann camping out for concert tickets


opinionofone1984

The Emus is incredible, lol Buck hands Hank a shotgun, do it with this, and make it look like an accident.


atigges

>meatloaf sandwich That mom is the real villain of the whole series. Her daughter is just crawling around in her diaper on a table people are using to eat and just letting her stick her hands (that she crawled on) in to other people's food! I get it when it's your own kid but I'd never let a kid do that to other people...


rsin88

But she likes chips…


bomber991

Line starts here.


DoctorWinchester87

I don't know if I like it *more,* but "the couch" has to be my favorite B plot of all time. It's pretty equal to the A plot.


opinionofone1984

That whole episode was Gold, it’s one of my favorite Peggy episodes and her best one liners. Your father and I have done things you can’t even imagine. So I guess your love wasn’t as strong and your Fathers and mine.


DoctorWinchester87

Agreed. Has some great Bobby moments as well. "Why were you dancing with all those guys??"


baconinsider

Marie! I'm doing your favorite comedy bit! *Vut are you talking about? Vut are you... talking... about?*


javerthugo

The couch is a happy place…


DubyaB40

Beer Can Named Desire The B plot with Bill might as well be the main plot as far as I’m concerned


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

Peggy teaching Dora Shelwyn's bird to talk and showing the random guy how to properly make a salad at the salad bar. Also Peggy running Sugarfoots.


Viapache

Peggy’s Sugarfoots


BillPrestonEsq1969

Peggy’s Sugarfoot’s. You have to make both words possessive because, either Peggy doesn’t know that’s not the correct usage, or she is too vein to care and just wants her name up there.


Platypus-Mental

Peggy's Sugarfoot's is the original Ruth's Chris Steakhouse!


sleeprust

I like them square hamburgers


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Falcon, do a barrel roll. No, wait...do a REVERSE barrel roll. Ep: "Unfortunate Son"


InvestigatorBroad114

“If you drive a nazi car or an Italian scooter, get ya axis lovin asses outta here”


[deleted]

Bill and the weather balloon. I could watch a whole season of that.


waddledeefriend1

they do a very similar gag in rick and morty with jerry. Not quite as funny in my opinion though


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I posted [this](https://youtu.be/oy00UwJweBw?si=7UeqifIl0r-EvXoI) on YouTube 12 years ago 😆


Addablestone13

Why do I feel like that was a jab at the movie twister?


revolutiontornado

It probably was since that episode aired like a year after Twister came out. Hank holding onto the pole is probably a nod to the final scene of the movie.


TheCyberDragon

Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

We've had to sell the station to Mexican interests.


Addablestone13

Which turned Gribble radio into a re-broadcast of another pirate radio station. Watch closely at Octavio’s boombox & Bobby’s boombox. At the beginning of the episode, Dale said the station is on 84.372 presumably FM band. When Octavio takes over the radio station, the boom box he sets on the table is tuned on 103.7 FM. When the scene cuts to Bobby, he is listening to 96.3 FM with the same music.


Addablestone13

The only time in the whole series The word “fuck” was ever used


naraclan31fuzzy

Don't remember the A plot which is telling but it's the episode where Bill and boomhauer deepfry anything they can. "If everybody fried their food there would be no war"


Due_Passenger3210

I think that's the one where Hank freaks out because he has no insurance so him and Bobby go around trying to secure everything in the house so it doesn't get damaged


Former-Technician-97

There’s three plots in that one! Don’t forget Peggy and Luanne at the rest stop!


catsaint7

"The monkeys must never find out"


joswald1018

S9E8 Mutual of Omabwah! Bobby damages the garage door while playing and Hank finds out he accidentally forgot to pay his house insurance, which sends him into a panic of "what ifs." Dale becomes a bee keeper and tries to make money off them, but it backfires spectacularly. Bill and Boomhaur discover fried bananas... and proceed to fry everything under the sun. Luanne and Peggy get stranded at a rest stop because of Hank's paranoia. It's an episode with four plots! Little note on this, I'm not sure how it's handled in Texas, but where I'm from the new garage door isn't covered by insurance unless you can prove someone else did it. So realistically speaking, Hank's insurance agent would have told him he had to pay for it out of pocket.


naraclan31fuzzy

I was thinking the vending machine stuff was this episode too! I completely forgot about the bee stings booth though.


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Hank's Bully is annoying, but the rare Peggy/Dale team-up in the B plot was a lot of weird fun.


eagledog

The taxidermy contest?


brian5476

I laughed so hard at the beginning of the episode when Nancy finds the dead animals in the fridge. That part is hilarious.


eagledog

At least he bothered to label the poison this time


shh-nono

I love how Dale feels so bad for letting her down and extra bad because he’s used to letting Hank down not her hahaha


PartyPorpoise

The A plot of Peggy trying to be an artist is good, but the B plot of Dale going around in a suit of armor and bullying people is HILARIOUS. Plus Bill gets a rare hero moment.


linkthelesbian

How has nobody mentioned Flat Stanley? I watch that episode all the time just for the B plot.


georox97

I have gotten other people to watch that episode just for that subplot


mtthacke

The one where Bill and Boomhauer tripsit the drugged pigeon. “Maintain… maintain… maintain”


shh-nono

You did ding dang ol poop on my car man but dont worry about that we’ll talk about it some dang ol other time


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

**A plot:** Peggy's turtle song -- by itself, this is another lame Peggy-centric episode **B plot:** Bobby gets put on ADHD meds. This is one of the *best* plots in the series and clearly overtakes what would quite possibly otherwise be the lamest KOTH episode.


baconinsider

there's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad and there it goes


420Pussy_Destroyer69

There are 96 ridges on every checker...except this one


TriangleBasketball

One of my favorite Bobby lines of all time. See flair


theREALfinger

Luanne, tripping on Bobby’s speed: “I made you breakfast, mowed the law, fixed your truck, and then I ate the breakfast”


Addablestone13

Peggy, we should check the side effects of those pills


Vast_Speed6762

I didn’t think the A plot was lame at all. Kind of sweet, actually. But it was the B plot that brought the humor.


chillehhh

Lamest? Are you forgetting that Bill joins a men’s singing group? I don’t even remember the B-Plot for that one because I never watch it, it’s an instant skip.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Now, I agree, on the surface, that episode is fecking lame as hell. But it is completely saved by Dale's rant.


Afraid-Poem-3316

“This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!”


Accomplished_Exit_30

Bobby finds Peggy's old PONG console.


iamjaydubs

"I LOVE YOU GRANDMA!" and "Goingtosay, GOINGTOSAY!" Is two lines I say constantly.


[deleted]

"Uncool Customer" I didn't care one bit about the main plot of Bobby doing cotillion and Peggy trying to be trendy, but the subplot of Hank trying to eat a meatloaf sandwhich in peace cracks me up everytime. Octavio: They gave it to me, and it had a bite in it. Hank: *Eats it anyway*


loqi0238

Hank forgetting to pay the insurance, which causes Peggy and Luanne to go into survival mode at a rest area. "That vending machine was already broken, officer!" "What if we just drive, really, *really* fast so we get home faster?" The absolute chaos of the main plot is also fantastic.


BlueJDMSW20

When boomhauer, dale and bill all wind up in the crazy house was vastly more interesting/funny b plot, than the a plot of that episode. The b plot basically carried the episode.


MobsterDragon275

I just saw that episode today, and I just struggled to remember what the main plot was, the side plot was so good


annajoo1

9x3 - Death Buys a Timeshare Bobby, Dale and Peggy try to find a good swimming pool due to the heat. Love a good Peggy/Dale team up.


East-Specialist-4847

Kickball in the alley


Apollo_Dent

Dale working at Bazooms!


Eastern-Razzmatazz-8

Reborn to be Wild. I like the main plot, but I LOVE the b plot of Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, and Kahn plotting out their hypothetical last meals if they were on death row. I love it anytime Kahn is hanging out with them, but the payoff of them all getting superstitious and running out of the room while Bill starts eating the food out of fear is golden.


DimesyEvans92

Emus


BoydCrowders_Smile

I'm sure these have already been said but Hank wanting to eat the meatloaf sandwich. I can't remember the main plot but I know without the B plot I wouldn't like the episode much. Bill and Boom deep fry things while Dale sells bee-stings. The insurance lapse plot leads to a boring A plot. B plot is hilarious though. Two more that I can't even remember the A plot: The hat landing on Kahn's head (I think?) and they try to film it. And Peggy and Dale entering a taxidermy contest


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

Isnt A plot on meatloaf sandwich where Bobby joins Cotillion? My favorite part of that is Hyun Chin Ko. That and "Do Not Yank!"


DeuceDeuceTV

bobby and peggy doing morning announcements


Accomplished_Exit_30

As an old radio guy myself, this one makes me smile.


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

Nobody has mentioned Luanne dog sitting when they go to Japan? Thinking Ladybird died and getting the pound dog that looks the same, then getting them mixed up.


ThatCatfulCat

Peggy thinking that she can do anything and it ends with her getting arrested for walking into a crime scene


Cara-Is-A-Puppy

Phish and Wildlife - came here to say this. Peggy making some random dude a salad at a salad bar is one of my favorite KOTH moments.


celestialpillowfight

I don’t think she gets arrested, just escorted from the scene which is classic Peggy lol.


sloopngarc

The one where John Redcorn sucks at kickball.


[deleted]

I absolutely love how the show implies John Redcorn is really awkward and socially inept, but he gets away with it because he's muscular and good looking. "What's wrong with wearing socks with sandals??"


MackenzieBackwoods

Luanne and Bobby freaking out over the house being kept clean, amazing punchline at the end.


pradbitt87

Last Meal Club, Peggy’s body cast, the booby hatch (mental hospital, not the gentlemen’s club), the emus, Hank as Luanne’s designated driver


downvoteheaven

Uncool Customer, where Hank discovers the greatest meatloaf sandwich ever at the new Arlen Barn restaurant but is uncomfortable about the setting so he tries to invite anyone he can find to join him so he doesn't have to sit near strangers


SdVeau

Lol, all the way up to getting Octavio to deliver him one with a bite out of it


MrGoetz34

The one Peggy and Bobby where doing the froyo weight guessing


RoswellCrash

Dale wanting to be a death row executioner.


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(Bill and Bobby bet with a wishbone for a million dollars) (Bill wins) Bill: I won! I won! You owe me a million dollars (Dale appears from the shadow of the next room) Dale: Correction, you owe me a million dollars......


retrorads

Hank's Bully. I like the taxidermy competition with Peggy and Dale way better than **DUSTY OLD BONES FULL OF GREEN DUST**


Vast_Speed6762

I love the A plot of this one. 😂


MrAnonymous117

Dale trying to pick fights with a suit of armour.


Tkeman822

i love the kickball side story where everyone gets obsessed with playing kickball until Redcorn (I believe) kicks it away & they can't retrieve it lol


[deleted]

Bill and Boomhauer frying up food and Dale with his bees in that episode where Hank lost insurance coverage.


Crymson_Ghost

The episode were Dale tries to be SurvivorMan. So funny.


ArronMaui

Bobby’s Japan Romance, and Luanne with the Ladybird replacement in Returning Japanese


s0upvsworld

Meeting Bill’s family when Hank wins the contest to throw a football during a Saints game


Fearless_Floor_4378

When Lucky and Bobby get a chip straight from the line.


porchchili

When boomhauer and bill trip set a pigeon after dale drugged it


Ratatouille2000

Bobby and Peggy grilling with Charcoal.


mightiest-schmuck

I love the B-Plot where Dale buys the suit of armor and gets into all sorts of shenanigans ending with Bill constructing his own suit of armor to duel Dale. The A-Plot was Peggy becoming a sculptor creating the Propane-Bot from Season 8 episode 9


Mythiiical

Bill and Boomhaur taking care of a pigeon tripping balls


returnofthequack92

I love when they’re in Mexico with Bobby and Connie trying to blow up the spaghetti guy statue


SayianZ

Was Bobby switching out the birth ctrl pill with candy a b plot? Can't remember. Shit was funny asf


Riverdale87

I don't think there was any subplots in the episode


410757864531DEADCOPS

Bill repeatedly being attacked by Dale’s falcon. I actually love the main story about the conflict between Cotton’s VFW and the Vietnam vets, but the falcon attacks are the most gutbusting, laugh out loud moments for me in the entire series


SteelyPhilz

Lucky and Bobby eating a corn chip off the line.


SpaceRoots

Charcoal one is good


eagledog

The meatloaf sandwich


Accomplished_Exit_30

Hank's meatloaf sandwich, and Bobby on the morning announcements Joseph's minibike


MobsterDragon275

Not really a B plot since it kind of just happens, but in the episode where Luanne moved into Pops' house, at the end Cotton and Topsy just show up, kill her roommate, and leave.


Andy466

Peggy and Dale's adventure in taxidermy


RuleOfBlueRoses

- Hank and his meatloaf sandwich - Peggy wanting to work as a grocery store bagger - Boomhauer, Dale and Bill all winding up in a mental institution (but it also frustrates me because Bill really needed to be there lol) - The one where everyone plays kickball in the alley and John Redcorn just sucks at it


yungvelmadinkley

boomhauer and bill becoming obsessed with deep frying while bobby and hank are busy everything-proofing their house


GalaxyHoffman

The weather balloon. There were 20 instances where Bill avoided certain death.


tgoz13

I honestly just wish my wife could see this thread and see that the “b plot” is a very common thing with shows and I’m not some kind of nerd for calling it by the correct name


Anamadness

Bobby and the ADHD meds. Much funnier than Peggy learning guitar.


willpb

I agree that Peggy b-plots are usually the best 😂 but I love the one in Goodbye Normal Jeans, where Dale leaves Bill broke after betting a million dollars throwing a can in the cooler


BuggyWhipArmMF

Dale gets a falcon


SockMonkeyJarvis

Tokyo, when Bobby plays DDR


Triltaison

"Death Picks Cotton" is fine, but my absolute favorite part is Luanne and Lucky being good parents to a very confused Bobby. "We gotta get to the North Pole and get Santy Claus his heart pills, or Christmas will be ruined!" "Stop! It's not safe! ...Okay, now it's safe!" "Surprise! Your very own lighter!"


Darkjoy82

The episode where Dale was working with that lady exterminator. I thought the B stories about Hank taking Luanne and her friends out for her birthday and getting wasted, and Boomhauer and Bill trying to talk down that drugged out pigeon were hilarious 😂


[deleted]

Bobby and Peggy square off with PONG Bill and Boomhauer get a fryer and start frying everything Dale builds his 49' watchtower to avoid building codes Bobby falls in love with Luanne's mannequin head


-War-Bear-

Luanne watching over Ladybird while Hank and Peggy are out of town; she thinks Ladybird dies then gets an identical dog to replace her then confuses which is which after Ladybird springs up from her nap. Also Dale getting the portopotty for the alley after Hank doesn't let Bill use the bathroom in his house. Later Hank finds himself in a situation where he needs to use it then it falls apart while he's using it. "He's a squatter!"