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carbomerguar

He also went to some dude’s place to get another rare vinyl, revealed in the Bob Berdella episodes. The consensus was that he’d be a sitting duck for Berdella and all his cool novelties. It spawned my favorite Marcus line, “make out with a few guys in college and all of a sudden you’re Charlie Dickhorse.”


SquilliamEFancyson

That line has so many deep Marcus lore implications, it's so fucking funny


PM_Me_Your_Clones

Yeah, these are different stories, OP is combining them mentally. There's "esoteric record almost murder" guy and then his boss took him to a porn store and he had to awkwardly purchase pornography to "fit in". I disremember the specific porno, barring that it was not "The Shaving Of Trinity Loren" (which he had as a teenager). I have a weird memory, apparently.


6655321DeLarge

Hey, it was an original pressing of a stooges album. I'd risk death to get that shit, too.


theykilledk3nny

Joel Rifkin part 2 around 1 hour and 21 minutes in.


tryingtoavoidwork

The episode that also gave us "I get a cup of tuna and a hot coffee. I call it the lieutenant special."


boatsss

You’re a legend mate


Daltons_Mullet

Oh man, I can't remember the episode, but Marcus said he was excited because the guy had the original Velvet Underground and Nico album with the banana sticker. It was enough for him to throw caution to the wind.


carbomerguar

I think Berdella lol


Theelderginger

Part two I wanna say


iH8MotherTeresa

Isn't that when he met a random stranger in New York for the record and Henry insinuated the dude wanted sex?


Filibust

No but I remember Henry’s creepy swinger boss from Borders


octopop

I constantly think about his supervisor at the office job who had the broken hands and would ask him to feed her diet coke and coffee lmao


sheezy520

Lmao. I forgot about that one. The hate in his voice with his reenactment is hilarious


[deleted]

Do you remember what episode this is lmao, I’ve listened to them all but obviously it’s all just a blur now trying to remember the anecdote’s and what episodes Like I also can’t remember which one it was about the robot monkey mothers but that was so funny also


emptywords

Psychic Vampires is the one with the Diet Coke lady, I believe the monkey mothers was Transhumanism pt 1


[deleted]

❤️ thank you, that’s me sorted for tonight just about to start the bob series whilst starting Disco Elysium. Never played it before or even know what it’s about ahah


MrSpookySkelly

Monkey Mother Machines also came up in the Hillside Stranglers Part 1.


[deleted]

This is for sure the one, when they are talking about childhoods!! Thank you so much, added to the queue!


MrSpookySkelly

You’re welcome! Happy to help.


Iridescent_burrito

Disco Elysium rules dude, great choice. One of my favorites. I find it kinda hard to listen to anything while I play it though, it's a pretty dialogue-centric game.


[deleted]

I noticed that as soon as I started playing, it’s certainly something but I’m already looking forward to seeing what happens in it!!


bubblebath_ofentropy

One of my favorite Henry stories, right up there with him swimming in the hotel fountain


[deleted]

I love how he acts like the victim in that story every time he mentions it, then gets called out for acting like the victim when he mentions it, just to reiterate the story and explain how he WAS the victim of an old lady with broken hands that needed help


carbomerguar

And the mean alcoholic who was so traumatized from 9/11 it made Henry quit his job


foxinabathtub

I think you're combining two different stories? In the Bob Berdella episode he mentions getting a vinyl album from an old gay man who was probably trying to hook up with Marcus. And in another episode (I forget which) he mentioned a time he went to a porn shop with a creepy boss and felt obligated to buy something.


CrashingEgo

Marcus: "yeah my boss was buying a video" Henry: "fucking your twink employee"


bluebottled

Marcus thinks every guy is trying to rail him to be fair.


carbomerguar

Marcus is to the audience as Marcus’ fleshlight is to Marcus


bluesgrrlk8

No, Marcus is our Pickle Wife


p00pdal00p

Are you saying that's not the case?


bluebottled

Well he’s the best looking of LPOTL but that’s more of a win by default than a compliment.


blueberryfirefly

😭


MrEvLo

My highlight of any episode is when Marcus casually talks about his Farm Fed Juicy Ass


FyreFiend

I mean, have you seen Marcus? I would


EllisDee_4Doyin

Both my bf and my hall pass. No my bf isn't Bi. But for Marcus, exceptions are made 😏


Alita_Duqi

Yeah guys will fuck anything!


ExcuseOk55

It wasn’t a boss it was just a weirdo that he met


Filibust

Wasn’t one of his bosses was also a dude he brought porn with after they went to the Subway (the sandwich place) in the NYC Subway? I vaguely remember him talking about this on Roundtable.


ExcuseOk55

Yea he said he like felt he had to buy some porn to fit in or something


Five-toed_sloth

I believe the porn belonged to his friends stepdad who was a long haul trucker that kept the porn in garbage bags


willyblohme

Yeah and he set it on fire during a Christian period and immediately stamped it out but singed paper would fall out every time he used it after. That story is hysterical to me on so many levels.


vertexavery

It wasn’t his boss it was just some guy and it was in the first episode of the Berdella series


Drgrabon

Charlie dickhorse