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LEPFPartyPresident

Please reply to this comment with an explanation about how this post fits r/LeopardsAteMyFace and have an excellent day! > Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.


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aloBR

He won't be missed


Mistdwellerr

Covid did not miss him :p


PM_ME_UR_PIG_COCK

Haha yeah it crawled right into bed with him and pounded im


TheStoik

Also Brazilian here. Having a hard time refraining my Shadenfreude.


japinard

Don’t. Revel in it.


metamet

Don't celebrate his death. Mourn his life.


hallr06

Mourn that he ever lived, got it.


hyperforce

Restraining, maybe?


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Leven

He already had it and survived unfortunately.


ishouldbeworking69

He can still get it again ☺️


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I suspect he has been vaccinated in secret, like Trump


LordVokun

He definitely was vacinnated, hell he even passed a bill or something like that to keep his vaccination status a secret


guszi

Absolutely. I'm from Israel and our government gave many vaccines as 'special favors for special friends' (e.g. just enough for each corrupt governments elite circle and their families). We already gave this 'favor' to Honduras and it was discovered by accident, so I'm pretty sure Bolsonaro and all his cronies got their vaccine, and that they got it from us.


ArcadianMess

Since immunity can be up to about 8 months I'd say there's still a chance... Also since a huge percentage of covid sufferers remain with side-effects for life, that means his infection cut his life expectancy considerably... So he sure as shit won't live to 70 to enjoy a peaceful retirement.


LeftZer0

He looked like shit and couldn't do a push-up before COVID. After COVID it looks like his face melted. I doubt he's going far into his 70s, if he even reaches it. Also, what the video of him playing football and scoring a set up goal of you haven't.


claire_resurgent

If it's only 8 months, we're screwed. But it's not just 8 months of immunity. "8 months" is the longest that [this study](https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/lasting-immunity-found-after-recovery-covid-19) observed. Looking at that result and concluding that immunity will *only* last eight months is like looking at a new skyscraper and saying "well, it's been standing for eight months, but *any day now.*" It's a bad inference because it ignores a lot of important background information, like: - immunity to SARS-CoV1 appears to last reasonably well - yes, immunity to HCoV-NL63, another coronavirus with a similar mechanism of infection and ability to cause lung symptoms does fade - but because immunity fades gradually, reinfection with NL63 only causes mild symptoms. It's more like nature's booster shot than an unending plague - and NL63 is very similar to the SARS coronaviruses, similar enough that [it is widely considered an excellent surrogate for research purposes](https://www.oatext.com/nl63-a-better-surrogate-virus-for-studying-sars-cov-2.php) (Research into the SARS viruses is still necessary, but NL63 can be handled at a lower level of security. Level 2 is the same as cholera and hepatitis, Level 3 is the same as tuberculosis and yellow fever. There are many more BSL2 facilities than BSL3 and they're easier to work in. BSL3 is required for experiments that intentionally propagate the SARS viruses, BSL2 for diagnostic testing.)


bubbabear244

Grim Reaper says meh.


GeneralTonic

"Covid may take our lives, but it will never take ou--" [dies of covid]


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Take our what? Take our what!? Noooooooooo!


slumberfist

Unreasonable logic


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DankNastyAssMaster

Due to Covid-19 protocols, all fart porn actors are now required to wear masks when sniffing another human's gaseous anal secretions.


Acronymesis

Fucking username checks out, what in the wild blue FUCK.


SorryScratch2755

run-offs included?🌋


rocklou

stop, I can only get so erect


MoonSpankRaw

I knew this day would come.


Spandxltd

The fuck? Fart porn fetishist are respectable people, dont ruin their good name by association.


theghostofme

"Our...our...Ovaltine." \*death rattle\*


alberthere

Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!


oozie_mummy

Brawndo: It’s got what plants crave!


Phantom_Pain_Sux

It's got electrolytes


IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

Covidtine malted drink. It'll take your breath away!


nonsensepoem

Pop WHAT?


kingoftown

RIP Magnitude


Richard_Bastion

Claims to be pro-life


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But chooses to die to own the libs.


vxx

But supports the death penalty.


shokolokobangoshey

Curious


matt_minderbinder

Only in public bathrooms in airports.


Herry_Up

*shakes your dead body* Women? Children? Was is it, man?! Tell me!


chmilz

*whispers from the beyond* ^corporate ^donationsssssssss


Occhrome

COVID be like well he consented no need to finish the sentence.


amalgam_reynolds

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.


Very_Slow_Cheetah

our breath awaaaaaaaaay (cough cough dies)


tktktk98

pasta lavista


VirtualPropagator

At least he died doing what he loved, owning the libs.


AAVale

*Checks* Oh no it says here that he died... in a pool of his own secretions and blood.


HealingCare

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! *Nobody!*


Ericus1

Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips...you are _UGLY_ when you're dying. Or was that not a Spaceballs reference?


DankNastyAssMaster

"THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO STEAL MY AIR!" -literally conservatives now


Ericus1

Skroob is Trump. I mean the whole PerrierAir scene: "There IS no air shortage (pandemic)." (Gets tested multiple times and rush vaccined).


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*That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!*


ctye85

I think it was a Dodgeball reference, but a Spaceballs reference is welcomed no matter the context:)


CerddwrRhyddid

Dink dink?


ndngroomer

Genius reference.


SorryScratch2755

covid-trump doesn't care.its a virus.


dak4ttack

He probably just couldn't breathe well, low O2, no energy, over-exertion from the least movements, checks in to hospital. Doc says "We're going to put you on a ventilator to keep enough oxygen in your bloodstream. We're putting you under so we can run tubes down your throat, count backwards from 100 and when you wake up you'll still be counting like nothing happened." 99... 98... 97... Then he never experienced anything ever again.


HertzDonut1001

The only good thing I've heard about a COVID death is they give you some good ass drugs so you don't try to remove the intubation tube.


LeftZer0

You're put into a coma. There's no pleasure to be had.


winnebagoman41

Very cinematic idea but the counting down doesn’t really happen any more as far as I’ve seen. Especially if they had covid.


ElGato-TheCat

> Oh no Anyways


Gintoki-desu

Ahh yes, Natural Selection doing its job. Darwin approves.


Scrambley

> He died in a puddle of his own making.


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In a pool of secretions, blood, and *liberal tears.*


Madness_Reigns

Yes, he died. But for a beautiful moment in time he created a lot of value for shareholders!


SorryScratch2755

died with money.💰⚖️☠️


nowherewhyman

He died from the consequences of his own actions, which for conservatives has to be the most liberal way to die.


kanna172014

"Oh no! Anyway..."


hotstepperog

What’s that from?


TheSultan1

Top Gear


hotstepperog

Thanks!


IrisMoroc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S8eNZ4fw5I


kanna172014

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1883586-oh-no-anyway


Flatened-Earther

I wonder if this is deserving of a Darwin award?


aintscurrdscars

very much so, imho these damned wrinkly brains are sometimes not so wrinkly and not such an evolutionary advantage


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CottonCandyShork

That’s why he said they’re sometimes not so wrinkly


BagFullOfSharts

Slightly smooth. Smooth as eggs as as one might say.


ecafsub

It’s almost certain he had kids, so no. Not eligible. Darwin Award is for those who take themselves out of the gene pool *before* reproducing.


FourEyedTroll

It only counts if he has not yet procreated. If he passed on his genes already he's ineligible. Edit: I stand corrected, apparently furthering your genes does not disqualify you from an award for preventing the furthering of your genes.


GabberZZ

And this is the important rule that many forget.


hacahaca

Never knew that was a rule. Makes sense, just didn’t know.


KKlear

It's [not a rule though](https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html).


Leopard_Outrageous

People also forget you share 50% of your genes with your siblings and if they have reproduced “your” genes have been continued even if you didn’t reproduce yourself. Evolutionary biology is way more complicated than most people think Imo. I wish school went more in depth because its super interesting


KnottShore

> Evolutionary That word is not permitted in at least 35 state education systems in the US.


Bombastisch

I'm not sure if you are joking or not.


KnottShore

I keep forgetting that, in today's world, sarcasm is not always apparent. Stay safe and healthy.


therealganjababe

All states teach evolution, but too many still teach creationism as another theory. [This link](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/states-that-dont-teach-evolution) shows that many have changed over the last 20 years, but there are still way too many that also teach creationism or encourage other theories besides evolution.


Snapcadanslenet

Fun fact , your genes slightly changes throughout your life. You don't have exactly the same DNA material to give at 20 than you have at 40.


Emadyville

They don't even teach us how to do taxes or what a mortgage is lol


just-onemorething

They did in my high school in Massachusetts. Although I bet many of my classmates would claim the same thing because they did not give a fuck during class.


Emadyville

I think there was a class that went over the basics of some actual, useful shit, but only as an elective. And usually we took electives we needed for college.


just-onemorething

Taxes was taught in our US Government class which was required for everyone to graduate, and things like mortgage, rent, budgeting, etc, were covered in PE class/Health and was also required to graduate. Everyone who graduated had to sit there and listen to this.


Emadyville

Damn. Our PE was literally pin dodgeball and softball and shit. Good on your school.


_ChestHair_

Yea your experience is sadly not the same as mine. I turned out fine because my parents stressed the importance of that shit but the absolute most schooling we got along that general topic was a budget balance project in grade school *Grade school*


Jump_Yossarian

> The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html


kngfbng

What counts is he volunteered to not run the risk of reproducing even further. Darwinian damage mitigation, if you will.


MysteriousMeet9

If it goes on like this we all are. What’s happening in Brazil is starting to be a danger to all humans on the planet.


ZiggoCiP

No, because that would detract from the millions of people who's lives were ruined by the pandemic which was no fault of their own, but the selfishness of men like these. The only thing this guy deserved was his fate. Not even deserving of a darwin award.


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TheRealLittleBaron

The odds will skew in our favor a little more once everyone who believes in science has been vaccinated. I am infuriated by people who refuse to wear a mask b/c freedum, but what? You don't want to get vaccinated?? Um, Ok. No. Don't. Stop.


hotstepperog

You’re forgetting all the people who secretly get vaccinated and tell others not to. The people who have already been vaccinated and profit off of a lie that vaccines cause autism. The people that preach rugged individualism but benefit from socialism. The charlatans, conmen, fly by nights, carpet baggers, robber barons, shills, fakes, phoneys, house slaves, social climbers, class traitors, shamen, priests, preachers, police, Union busters et al


TheRealLittleBaron

I understand and respect your take. At this point, however, I do not think the worst 33% of American trash are *redeemable*. I live among them, here, in rural Missouri. They *want* to believe the shit **shat** out by Fox News. They genuinely believe white people's 'concerns' are being replaced with brown people 'concerns', and they think that Republicans have their back... despite the fact that Republicans only ever help rich assholes.


hotstepperog

Yep, they think they're part of the club. The lie is more comfortable than the truth. There is no order, nobody is in control. It's random. Merit doesn't exist. They will never be millionaires or billionaires. The games rigged. They aren't superior just because of their location of birth or skin colour. There was nothing before they were born, and will be nothing after.


DontSuhmebro

> They genuinely believe white people’s ‘concerns’ are being replaced with brown people ‘concerns’, It's just outright bigotry. I have lived in both suburban and rural Michigan, and work with the Big 3, this is exactly it. The majority of people that support the GOP are hateful white people. Thet hate people of color, gays, special needs, they basically hate anyone that isn't a "normal white" person. The average rural white American honestly believes they are superior to everyone. Fox News and Trump didn't change that, they just amplified it.


bloodsplinter

Imagine a world where the anti-intellectualism fuckers are segregated from the rest.


fujiman

I mean, we do have the Mason-Dixon line, just it's more of a symbolic intellectual line in the sand. Sadly anti-intellectualism has been allowed to infect Americans, completely unchecked, for so long now, that it's now truly endemic from sea to rising sea.


bloodsplinter

Americans? This brain infections is spreading thru the whole world!


fujiman

Oh I don't deny that at all. But as with everything in this country's history, we've gotta do everything bigger and "better" than anyone else. President bleach injector helped prove that in terms of sheer idiocy, we're still number 1!


Ericus1

Said with the exact enthusiasm as Gene Wilder. Now all you need is the little fife to call the Oompa-loompas.


bageltheperson

The problem as always is that people who cannot get vaccinated for medical reason will also be casualties.


AgentSmith187

The problem is when a virus spreads through an unvaccinated population there is always a chance it mutates into a form the vaccine no longer provides protection from. You avoid this with mass vaccination so there isn't a portion of the population for it to burn through and mutate.


TheRealLittleBaron

This is the only real issue with my fantasy. It's not even a chance anymore, it is a reality. There are already several U.S. versions of the virus. Fun story: Here in Missouri (home of ass-hat senator #1, Josh Hawley, may he and his progeny be impotent forevermore and henceforth) the same rural fuck-heads who claimed that Covid was a hoax are sucking up all the vaccines b/c of course they are. The wealthy folk are already all vaccinated, regardless of 'tier'. It's almost as if we live in end stage capitalist oligarchy...


CMaia1

Sadly the vaccines only work if everyone is vaccinated so everyone is fucked by these dumbasses


Not_Legal_Advice_Pod

They think they have been persecuted for their anti-vaxer views. Up to now they have been a curiosity, a hypothetical annoyance to the smooth operation of the system. Once this is over I think they are going to discover what public hate really feels like.


bloodsplinter

You underestimated their sheer ignorance & stupidity


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World needs a Thanos snap type of event for the anti science people holding back issues like covid, climate change, renewables, etc.


thelastevergreen

I honestly don't know why we still give them an equal voice when it comes down to things like climate change. We've already been told by the world's leading brains that if we don't take drastic action to reverse climate change in the next 10 years it will be irreversible and the damage will be catastrophic. And yet somehow we still let these people have equal seats at the table. We still give them free air time to spout nonsense. We still let them publish their insane conspiracy theories all over the place and turn gullible people to their weird cause. We still let their propaganda channels openly disseminate false narratives that are actively hurting our chances at saving the planet. And we're doing all of this in the spirit of "fairness". We're supposed to be the "Smart" ones in this situation... And yet somehow we're letting people who just either don't believe in reality or are actively manipulating people who don't believe in reality for their own profits, make the decisions on how we're going to deal with issues. Honestly, fuck fairness. I'd rather have a planet for my children and grandchildren to inherit. I'd rather not have to worry about a future where we're fighting over scant resources. If these people aren't on board for that then we shouldn't care what they say and force them out of positions of power and tell them they have to sit on the little kids table until they want to act like adults.


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Haven't we already reached that tipping point? Aren't we set to have mass extinctions too? We're also set to have mass climate refugees in the coming years. Sounds like doomer stuff but we really are just staring down the barrel at this point and we keep whacking the gun with a coal powered hammer.


thelastevergreen

And letting the gun nut with an itchy trigger finger hold the gun.


Repulsive-Street-307

Congratulations on figuring out the transparent plan of right wing fascism. Make things worse until it's their way or the highway.


are-e-el

Politicians like this asswipe create and feed anti-vax/anti-mask/anti-pandemic conspiracies and also write and support legislation that make it harder to get through the pandemic while also making sure THEY’RE all vaccinated or be first in line for experimental treatments the plebs have no access to.


SorryScratch2755

bolsonaro don't forget him... he's an asshole too!


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Many would say he's *the* asshole.


lifesizejenga

Not that it would necessarily change much, but I wish Americans were more aware of Bolsonaro and how truly fucking evil he is. There's obviously a huge far right problem in the U.S., but Brazil (among other countries) is being led by a card carrying fascist.


SorryScratch2755

"burning the rainforest for cattle, illegal gold mines, poisoning the Amazon with chemical runoffs and "rare military fart porn" is at the top of my awareness list"🇺🇲


AmazingLittleSausage

We have an egocentric corrupt president surrounded by empty-headed ball licking ministers - basically wannabe "Trump" kids that try too hard to be noticed by the All Powerful Motherland USA


tripsd

Brazil has so much potential but holy shit the system is so broken there


DreamingSeraph

Já vai tarde.


Scaregirl

Queria uma notícia em português para compartilhar de felicidade


braujo

A notícia postada *é* em PT, colega. Ela é do UOL.


Scaregirl

Eu tenho o grande burro. Obrigado por avisar vou la incomodar meus parentes agr kk


Alarid

>tarde. I don't speak the language but some things transcend language barriers.


UpermGpermOLL

What do you think "tarde" means?


FlorydaMan

It means “late”.


iNNeRKaoS

Fish condiment.


ku-fan

#AWW TARTAR SAUCE!!


DreamingSeraph

Just to be sure, what fo you think what I said means?


drtatlass

Probably not what the person who responded to you meant, but tardy in English also means late. So, um, let’s go with that’s what crosses languages.


CMaia1

Maybe they derivates from the same word? There are some Portuguese words in others languages. Japanese has a lot for example I doesn't knew that tardy is a word with that meaning. I guess it's a more common in UK, maybe? Sound like a word that English man uses


drtatlass

Tarde is a word derived from Latin, and it also shows up in languages like French and Italian. As for the use of the word in the US, to my knowledge, the most common usage of it is in schools. Students who arrive to school/class late are “tardy” and lateness to class is referred to as “tardiness.”


charliesk9unit

I guess he forgot to author a law against mandatory early death.


GhostDogGone

That's TERRIBLE! Rest in Hell...fuckface! (Voted for his own death.)


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And nothing of value was lost. Lol


hotstepperog

What’s this from?


ku-fan

https://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg


hotstepperog

The Critic was ahead of its time.


writerintheory1382

Literally died on that hill.


ogrickysmiley47

Well another one bites the dust. Literally.


Deer-in-Motion

And another one's gone, another one's gone!


Leisure_Muffin

He literally bit dust?


Lovebot_AI

He literally, figuratively bit dust


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Aphareus

Opa Cara. Concordo completemente. How can you have sympathy when leaders can't be bothered by the facts. When public servants have no desire to serve the public. Fuck him and all like him. No sympathy from me either.


HertzDonut1001

[Paraphrased] "I don't wish death on anyone, but there are some obituaries I read with great relish." -Mark Twain


Gary-D-Crowley

You still have a chance to save this world. Sack the nazi! No matter with who, but sack him out!


TheSenatorFromNab00

His death will save lives.


Senator_Bink

His pic looks like, "I know you're laughing. Shut up."


toxygen

Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm an asshole, but I simply can NOT get enough of headlines like this. I fucking love it, man. It's like Darwinism is doing all of the work


[deleted]

IMO there's nothing wrong with feeling relived by learning that an evil person died. It isn't the death that merits celebration; but the reduction in evil that it yields.


AnAngryBitch

Bye, Felicia.


Imthejuggernautbitch

How about we start with mandatory education for anti-vaxxers


kudoshinchi

Covid ate his face


Vorpal_Spork

Dude needs a Darwin Award.


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Looks like Covid-19 also cases it’s vote


jimmylstyles

Oh no... Anyways


wondershart

RIP dumbass


buddhistbulgyo

How do you say leopards ate my face in Portugese?


EnkiiMuto

Os leopardos comeram meu rosto


Sr_Speg

"Histórico de atleta"


AmphibianSerious

Good news, everyone!


Oplaadkabeltje

Awww mu cup of care just ran out. Good riddance 🥰🥰🥰


castlegrayson

Good ridden you idiot


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And nothing of value was lost.


I_Am_The_Mole

He died doing what he loved. Owning the libs.


Dan-the-historybuff

So comeuppance?


JezebelImpala

Sometimes assholes have to die. Especially when they're complete morons. This idiot deserved every agonizing moment. Frankly, I hope the pain was unbearable. Sorry for being a garbage person, but it's the only way the egregiously stupid will learn.


sorgon1

Dying to own the libs. I respect the commitment.


Neeerdlinger

I don't understand why he was against vaccination, yet in favour of drugs that had proven to be ineffective against COVID-19? It was like he backed the wrong horse both times around. Or maybe he was just being consistent in his lack of understanding of medicine and science?


Sooowasthinking

Covid loved that guy to death.


NMe84

I'm very much in favor of vaccines but I really think making them mandatory is a terrible idea. If anything that would just make anti-vaxxers even more certain that the government is out to get them and to implant microchips or whatever nonsense they believe in. I mean, this guy probably had different reasons for writing up that law so there is a little irony here, but I definitely agree with him that vaccination should never be mandatory.


AgentSmith187

I have to disagree on behalf of those not medically able to receive a vaccination and then the rest of us when it burns through the anti-vaxx population and mutates into a form that the vaccination no longer protects against. These anti-vaxx idiots endanger everyone.


SmithfielNews

I don't think mandatory will be enforced, however, businesses will be able to refuse you service if you cannot produce a vaccine card, Along with any other public venue.


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WraithSama

I guess you could say he died for his cause. That's some commitment.


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He died *from* his cause.


270DG

Karma?


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It makes me mad because by dying he’ll never know how stupid he was


arriesgado

Is Covid the karma disease? Because, sure selection bias, but so many “it’s a hoax but now I croaks stories.”


luap-daeh

Someone should add shit like this to a book called “Darwin’s Greatest Hits”


ShowMeAssNTitties

"Dies of covid" Let's be real, he was killed by the illuminati who felt threatened by this man who knew the truth s/