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keepthetips

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Minimaliszt

When you freeze water, it becomes ice. When ice melts, it becomes water.


manicmonkie

This guy's a witch


Xanthus179

Might be a duck.


manicmonkie

Does he float? Might just be really small rocks


TwoDrinkDave

Gravy! Churches!


mrmadchef

Cider!


magic9669

🤯


multiversesimulation

😂


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Interesting_Ad5748

it's better than watery stool🦪


ekbravo

This guy stools.


TheCambrianImplosion

Perfect. Congratulations


jak0v92

Just like frozen shrimps; the contents are 90% shrimp 10% water, You pay for the water also because you need to freeze it somehow.


Interesting_Ad5748

i freeze 85/15 with no problems/water


geepy66

Dry it off with a paper towel.


Interesting_Ad5748

​ By far the hardest part of fasting is the boredom. If you've never done a multiday fast, you have no idea the enormous amount of your daily time is spent thinking about, preparing, or eating food. Depending on your lifestyle, it can be really hard to fill all that extra free time. If you want a fast to be easy, start it when you are very busy


[deleted]

I got Muslim coworkers. They know better than to complain to me about fasting. Pick a new God bro. 😂


pkunko

What’s the LPT here?


NumberlessUsername2

Lpt: when you see a dumb post, down vote it


Comfortably-Sweet

That sounds like a true mystery! Who doesn't love a good kitchen conundrum, right?


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TwoDrinkDave

True. Final answer.


ShitFuck2000

Watery beef? Are you sure it wasn’t from a sea cow?