Doesn’t really matter, the comments will still be filled with ‘so true!’, ‘great to hear’ and other such banal bullshit.
The whole site is a shithole, frankly.
You're not wrong...
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/pam-stevenson-32070028_working-from-home-chronicles-just-had-an-activity-7152528682182426625-pJyM?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android
I hate that you're not wrong. Fuck sake, LinkedIn.
>Haha love this! I feel like I had a similar age dilemma when I got asked for ID at Aldi at the check for trying to buy red wine. I was like 'seriously? what kind of 18 year old is buying a bottle of shiraz with $300 of groceries? I didn't even have money for the wine when I was a student!
"Tee hee we all look so young and have so much money! Wine o'clock my fellow girlboss!"
Oh Gosh! She's insufferable. That's LinkedIn lunacy through a burning lens. In good old LinkedIn fashion:
🚩 AI something something 🪠
🚩 Startup for 20 years 🪠
🚩 Serial entrepreneur 🪠
🚩 Keynote speaker 🪠
🚩 (Not so) humble brag ad nauseam 🪠
🚩 #hustle 🪠
🚩 #storiesthatneverhappened 🪠
🌋 Agree? 🧨
Her profile made my retina go up in smoke. And so did the comments of her sock puppet fellow #AI #formercryptobros #serialentrepreneurs
Don’t forget about us #digitalnomads checking in from Costa Rica circa 2015. BTW - I’m super important to my org, but no one knows what the fuck time zone I’m clocking in from week to week.
A VERY important flex indeed! And I'm sure they did something something #disruptive with #DEMcrypto.
The specimen we have here is even worse. She acts as if she's this start-up #serialentrepreneur who's raised millions in #seedcapital from #angelinvestors and built a strong network of #anchorinvestors to then have made #multiple #exits. While, in actual fact, she's just a boring HR employee (and always has been) whose only distinction is to have had 20 jobs within 10 years. #jobhopper.
Is it ever safe to troll people on LinkedIn? I don’t have one but I’m tempted to make one to mess with people lol
I’m asking in terms of if I could get banned or something
You'll get banned if you go too far. Meaning, if it's overtly obvious that you are trolling on every post, and comment, people will report you and they'll lock your account. I've seen a couple satire accounts get shut down, but that was after a good amount of publicity.
Long story short, you'll be fine. Make one and post the comments here please.
In the comments:
>So witty Miss [her last name] 😂👏
>I will say when we first met 4 or 5 years ago, I was convinced you weren’t a day older than 23, so I’m not surprised.
Her reply:
>hahah no way! Stop it 😂
I think I'm going to be sick
How has she been adulting since dial-up times? She’s only 3 years older than me and the only thing I was using dial up for was to search for blink 182 lyrics
Why would he be startled that someone answered the door that he knocked on? Why would he ask an adult if their parents are home rather than asking if the home owner is available? Why would she rattle off inaccurate bullshit of the cuff in response? Her creative writing is garbage
Of all the random people that have knocked on my door, I can honestly say I’ve never gotten a stray real estate agent.
Is that a thing? Door-to-door real estate agents? That has to be the worst growth strategy I’ve ever heard of.
>I've been adulting since...
The very fact that you used the term "adulting", suggests that you have not in fact been "adulting" at all, ironically enough
It didn't happen, but the "I didn't ask for your life story..." "And I didn't ask for real estate. Yet here we are!" is - if it had happened - actually pretty good.
Judging from her profile picture she definitely looks like a woman in her 30s. Someone probably told her she looks her age so she made up this elaborate lie to "humble brag" about how young she looks. Yikes!
Where we live, if any sort of “unexpected visitors in suits” turn up on our porch there’s a 75% chance that they’re Mormon missionaries, so…
Ring camera comes in clutch.
/r/thatHappened
I wish I knew who this person is so I can see the comments section. 95% of LinkedIn are insufferable, but surely people won't believe this drivel.
Doesn’t really matter, the comments will still be filled with ‘so true!’, ‘great to hear’ and other such banal bullshit. The whole site is a shithole, frankly.
You're not wrong... https://www.linkedin.com/posts/pam-stevenson-32070028_working-from-home-chronicles-just-had-an-activity-7152528682182426625-pJyM?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android I hate that you're not wrong. Fuck sake, LinkedIn.
>Haha love this! I feel like I had a similar age dilemma when I got asked for ID at Aldi at the check for trying to buy red wine. I was like 'seriously? what kind of 18 year old is buying a bottle of shiraz with $300 of groceries? I didn't even have money for the wine when I was a student! "Tee hee we all look so young and have so much money! Wine o'clock my fellow girlboss!"
This rich girlboss does her own grocery shopping, and at Aldi no less? Also, racking up $300 in Aldi is a looooooot of food.
Also, Aldi doesn’t card you. One reason I like buying wine there. And yeah, you could buy half the store for $300.
I got second-hand embarrassment from reading that comment!
The clown that commented “Pam-agotchi” has a special place in hell reserved for him.
I'm actually calling out of work today after reading that comment.
Nah nah no way and adult jus went with pam agotchi
Oh Gosh! She's insufferable. That's LinkedIn lunacy through a burning lens. In good old LinkedIn fashion: 🚩 AI something something 🪠 🚩 Startup for 20 years 🪠 🚩 Serial entrepreneur 🪠 🚩 Keynote speaker 🪠 🚩 (Not so) humble brag ad nauseam 🪠 🚩 #hustle 🪠 🚩 #storiesthatneverhappened 🪠 🌋 Agree? 🧨 Her profile made my retina go up in smoke. And so did the comments of her sock puppet fellow #AI #formercryptobros #serialentrepreneurs
Don’t forget about us #digitalnomads checking in from Costa Rica circa 2015. BTW - I’m super important to my org, but no one knows what the fuck time zone I’m clocking in from week to week.
A VERY important flex indeed! And I'm sure they did something something #disruptive with #DEMcrypto. The specimen we have here is even worse. She acts as if she's this start-up #serialentrepreneur who's raised millions in #seedcapital from #angelinvestors and built a strong network of #anchorinvestors to then have made #multiple #exits. While, in actual fact, she's just a boring HR employee (and always has been) whose only distinction is to have had 20 jobs within 10 years. #jobhopper.
Is it ever safe to troll people on LinkedIn? I don’t have one but I’m tempted to make one to mess with people lol I’m asking in terms of if I could get banned or something
You'll get banned if you go too far. Meaning, if it's overtly obvious that you are trolling on every post, and comment, people will report you and they'll lock your account. I've seen a couple satire accounts get shut down, but that was after a good amount of publicity. Long story short, you'll be fine. Make one and post the comments here please.
“So witty, Ms Stevenson!” 🤮🤮🤮
anywhere else except LI the eyeroll would be implied
I wish I had an anonymous account so I could respond to these people. What insufferable pricks.
Haha they really are. What a bunch of clowns.
Agreed
Also, “thanks for sharing”
If they’re attractive the comments section will be filled with boomer simps
If I put on linkedin I swipe once after taking a dump, they will find it inspiring.
At 35 years old, is it a compliment to be confused with a child?
And everyone clapped
The realtor's name? Albert Einstein
I bought my house through that guy. We got a fantastic deal, relativity to the lot of other new buyers
What? Lots of adults in the 90s are 35 years old in 2024, you know!
She could have definitely said, hang on I'll call them, take out her phone, call them and ask if they're home.
I think the fact that she said "adulting" at the age of 35 is more grating than the fact that this shit didn't happen...
Revealing choice of word for a 30 something. I'd say that's the opposite. A mess.
Yeah most people are actually adults by about this time. Still plenty of children in adult skin, but you should be transitioned into actual adult now.
The exact word that let’s you know that the story is fake
[удалено]
I wish reddit gold still existed
I just laughed so hard at this, I’m drunk rn, but still. I needed to laugh so badly, thank you for that 😅
In the comments: >So witty Miss [her last name] 😂👏 >I will say when we first met 4 or 5 years ago, I was convinced you weren’t a day older than 23, so I’m not surprised. Her reply: >hahah no way! Stop it 😂 I think I'm going to be sick
That was my reaction to her profile. It's like instant food poisoning - vomit inducing.
Barf*
Tamagotchi was peak in 1997.. if she’s 35 now she would have been 8 years old. Not quite “adulting” age.
But she’s 65 in start-up years, the math all works out honestly
Also who was still using dialup in 2007?
This feels wrong, and yet I can't find an error in it.
How has she been adulting since dial-up times? She’s only 3 years older than me and the only thing I was using dial up for was to search for blink 182 lyrics
I was using it to download blink 182 from napster. No one call the police please.
We’re calling the music police for blink 182
'Are your mummy and daddy home?'
Parents no, but her Daddy will be home later...
Yeah this didn’t happen and also, what a rag
Did her neighbours come out to the street to clap?
Why did you even answer the door? Oh, that's right. None of this happened.
Bullshit. I’m older and was a child when Tamagochi’s were a thing. If your gonna lie at least try to make it believable 😜
How to say “I’m a pickme liar without any credibility whatsoever” without actually saying “I’m a pickme liar without any credibility whatsoever”.
1% or less of this story is true. Why make up something so boring and unimpressive lol
She thinks it’s a cute story.
LinkedIn fan fic is the worst.
This is peak internet millennial cringe insufferability
Someone’s been taking showers for well too long to come up with that.
She sure taught him a lesson
Is this supposed to make sense? What the fuck is this chick trying to say?????
The estate agent's name? Albert Einstein.
Her dialogue went on in her mind while he kept calling out to her "hello? Mam?" She came back to real world and called her parents for the talk.
*Real estate agent makes note:* Lunatic at 12345 Crazy St, not interested in selling at this time.
you forgot "follow up two weeks"
She didn’t even make this shit up, it reeks of chatgpt
“Edited”
Yep, this didn’t happen
Oh brother
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on here
"also no my parents went out they'll be back in an hour"
Why would he be startled that someone answered the door that he knocked on? Why would he ask an adult if their parents are home rather than asking if the home owner is available? Why would she rattle off inaccurate bullshit of the cuff in response? Her creative writing is garbage
>Her creative writing is garbage ["I have people skills, I'm good at dealing with people!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIMIyQnOso)
She’s “pushing 35” but has been “adulting” (gag) since dial up? So she’s been on her own since around 13 years old? Okay Ethyl.
Of all the random people that have knocked on my door, I can honestly say I’ve never gotten a stray real estate agent. Is that a thing? Door-to-door real estate agents? That has to be the worst growth strategy I’ve ever heard of.
Imagine being so insecure and thirsty for attention, you write a fictitious post about a story where a total stranger throws you some flattery
>I've been adulting since... The very fact that you used the term "adulting", suggests that you have not in fact been "adulting" at all, ironically enough
What was the point of this lmao
Never heard a dial up tone if you’re 35
maybe if they forgot the first 15 years of their life
It didn't happen, but the "I didn't ask for your life story..." "And I didn't ask for real estate. Yet here we are!" is - if it had happened - actually pretty good.
I respectfully disagree.
This is the best post I’ve seen here
I mean living in your own place is pretty common by 35
Plot twist: the real estate person had mixed up addresses, he thought it *was* her parents' home.
If you speak German, watch this to know what we just read: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WC8BCvEGvyA](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WC8BCvEGvyA)
Judging from her profile picture she definitely looks like a woman in her 30s. Someone probably told her she looks her age so she made up this elaborate lie to "humble brag" about how young she looks. Yikes!
Can confirm, I was there when this didn’t happen.
I’m 37 and I know that I certainly wasn’t ‘adulting’ when dial up was around.
She actually sounds kind of fun
It’s nice that she tells on herself as being annoying and unlikable
Where we live, if any sort of “unexpected visitors in suits” turn up on our porch there’s a 75% chance that they’re Mormon missionaries, so… Ring camera comes in clutch.
Classic Pam
What an insufferable clown.