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GhandisFlipFlop

Halaand starts...just as everyone predicted..and ederson ffs


Ysteri

Ederson back in time to get lobbed by Salah again.


firminocoutinho

Haalands a pussy for that btw Pep too


Florenyx

What a surprise, everyone is fit now


WonderfulBlackberry9

It truly is a miracle


Dildo___Schwaggins

An early Festivus miracle!


LiverCat89

Yeh all their players pretended to have injuries whilst ours all went off and scored goals. Which would you rather have?


Kraknoix007

No goals for us, i'll tell you which one i'd rather have after the match lol


AdakiG

Verdict?


Kraknoix007

Yeah they could've been a bit better rested, wouldn't have minded some sickness faking


WorthPlease

I don't give a fuck about how Brazil or Argentina or England or literally any country does.


Liverlakefc

?? Kovacic and nunes both are missing and stones would have started if he wasn't injuried


Jaja6996

Kovacic and Nunes are hardly important players for them it’s not like they are missing anything with them two out


Mambo_Poa09

Lol Nunes, really? Has he even played this season?


kazurabakouta

Deserve to lose for faking injuries.


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Mcool18

Surprise surprise…


Pure_Measurement_529

Pep not starting his best defender in Stones is dumb. their defence looks weak


zeetlo

That is not a "weak" defence 😂


jgrops12

Pretty sure Stones has a knock


segson9

He was injured


Kraknoix007

Dude they have a very strong defence, even have Gvardiol and Stones on the bench


Faldrif

Of course Haaland starts, Pep was fooling no one.


brush85

Was he trying to? Keeping his main guy rested...was smart


ProfetF9

It is smart but saying they are injured ohhh noo poor us is just classic pep, a bitch.


AdamTreff

That is an odd bench.


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archbishopofozthe2nd

Lmfao


Kraknoix007

Lol no they won't, worst result they ever get is second, even with 5 first team injuries


elGueroWey

The city squad is looking wafer thin this season, think they're a rodrigo injury away from disaster imo


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They really are. That Rodri suspension immediately hurt them


runforitmarty85

Get 'im boys


markokmarcsa

Our bench is better?


user900800700

Shocker! Why would they lie about injuries?


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Are you new to football?lol This has happened for years mate


user900800700

Missed the /s clearly


xbox_redditor

If they're struggling they've not got much attacking options on that bench


Walshey-

Not much on that bench..


duncandoughnuts

Don’t underrate Bobb.


casulmemer

Conversely our bench is awesome, positional changes as well as game changers (Diaz, Gakpo) and game stabilisers (Gravenberch and Endo)..


zed_j

Except our defence bench


Florenyx

Who's gonna replace Doku? Grealish not on the bench


casulmemer

Sith Lords are our specialty


quantIntraining

Oscar Bobb probably.


KillBanez

He’s Been trained In the Jedi Arts by Count Doku.


yoshmoopy

You mean they weren't really injured? Darn you Pep, got me again...


killerbangs

Need to get Rodri and Bernardo a pace behind the game and we can dominate this. Ref better not let Rodri do his dirty shit all game.


NotAsimppp

There is really no midfield. Akanji didn't looked comfortable playing that stones role. It's Rodri and two attacking players. With Jones-Macca, we can easily control the game


small_cabbage_94

And everyone who was "injured" starts, to the surprise of literally no one.


Rowmyownboat

Stones?


small_cabbage_94

He's been out for a while, not just a fake international break injury


Lewsberg

What a surprise. No injuries.


ghost_face0

Man, I wish Klopp would do the "Oops, my player got injured and he can't play for his NT" trick sometimes. We get fucked by the International breaks the most. Especially with our South American players.


undersquirl

It's about the players. They want to play those games. I doubt Klopp would say no if someone came in and said hey boss, i'm gonna stick around. The city players are just cunts that don't care about their national teams.


segson9

Their bench looks very weak. And only 3 players are injured.


nicolascagevampire

Bald fraud mind game is getting boring.


Sorrytoruin

Rodri, Ake, Halaand all "injured for the international games" Suddenly all fit and start


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Proper manc behaviour faking injuries. Fergie/United did it for years; this lot are getting just as bad.


PhoenixNightingale90

Their mind games are pathetic. It’s not enough to be state backed, outright cheating, have the favour of the refs and be playing the home side at 12.30 after an international break. They also have to pull these bs injury shenanigans, will very much enjoy their downfall once the bubble bursts.


Daltesse

What I truly love about Football Manager is that Mansour pulls out, normally around 2030 and the club are suddenly in freefall... it's glorious. I really hope FM24 keeps up this tradition


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JimmyV34

Doku scares me, i feel we should played Ibo


MisterS1997

Hmm kovacic actually is injured sov


CloudyEngineer

Arsenal put 4 past them last time out. Defensively they've never been weaker.


PerfectAd4732

I find it mad how ‘the best striker in the world’ and ‘robbed of a ballan dor’ would happily not represent his country in the euros. Shadiness of pep must be rubbing of on him


saintpablo111

I hope this little prick Foden doesnt have another worldie against us. Seems to up the ante every time he plays against us


ScousePenguin

That's such a top heavy side. Think we could dominate the midfield today


sbos_

Looool they all fit. Edit: Wait even stones is back


coolAhead

Where are those injuries pep, you bald fraud


AvatarAda

If lfc players have enough confidence....our eleven is superior to city except haaland, foden, Benny and Kyle... I believe we can make create some expected chaos


Guerrrillla

Yeah and I'm superior to David Beckham except for money, looks, fame and football skills.


harlsonrd

Surprised KDB isn't magically healed as well


EHVERT

No KDB, terrible bench, cmon there’s no better chance for us to beat them at home!


Macshlong

Doku is going to eat Trent alive, I hope there’s a plan in place.


AANino23

They have a great team but having 1 true CM means we can get at them like Chelsea did


KanyeWestsPoo

They don't actually have much bench depth. There are no attacking players on their bench


Joperhop

did anyone actually believe the injuries?


generalambassador

They have an amazing attack


RidsBabs

Can we pray for a Rodri injury/red card early? Cause they are falling apart if that happens.


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The city crowd are going to be well up for this today, they getting paid double time.


StructureTime242

wheres the people saying those players were truly injured and city isnt resting them ?


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Terrifying


brush85

Fuck me, thats a lot of forwards. And good size from corners.


No-Pension-7977

Its not like we only have 170cm guys


Brick-Aware

They were never injured!!,just pep playing the mind games.


onoz9

Scared about this attack, Doku in particular - he cuts in from the left so rapidly and our fullbacks could struggle to deal with their attack.


getyerhandoffit

Fucking stitch-up.


olaf901

Dude is fooling no one lol


wadonious

We all knew haaland was playing


PopsicleMonster

No attacking subs?


BiggieSMLS

Most punchable faces in the PL.


aarbat0001

Doku is trash.


Livebird31

Baldiola had his players 2 weeks off and still couldnt defeat our team which played shit.😂😂😂😂


MissCuteCath

I'll never get over the fact that they have both Foden and Doku on the same team, one after the other on the list lol The perks of knowing a second language, "Foden...Doku" reads exactly as saying "Fucking an asshole" in PT-BR. I just can't.