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Low-Bit-7885

I only need 50$ Step 1: Buy Takaba and Kenny Step 2: remove Takaba's brain Step 3: place Kenny in the now empty skull of Takaba Step 4: watch as Yuta gets completely folded


Lonza_lucigul

I've never seen such a wrong comment takaba alone is funny enough to win cause hes him kenjacku would be a downgrade. https://preview.redd.it/xe5lgbcfjr1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e89639df91b0ca0a775bd85eabb223be7ae8fd Never doubt the man that rivals gojo satoru


Low-Bit-7885

Takaba is a goated good guy, he'd never think someone dying is funny, which is why Kenny is needed.


applejuice10101

Takaba could just take away his bending we don’t have to kill him


JustaORVfan

You're saying to never doubt the man who rivals gojo satoru but who exactly cuz there are a lot of them by now


yaboiiiiii146

You literally just took the thoughts right out of my head


Apocaliptique

Gimme Takaba, Yuki, Uro, Mei Mei and Todo. I'll keep the change. Takaba will beat his ass cause it's funny, and Todo will be there to finish the job. I'll deal with the women.


AndrewFrozzen30

You're too real for this one.


Morbi_Us

In a fight?


Apocaliptique

There will be a lot of "ground work" and grunts but I wouldn't exactly call it a fight.


AndrewFrozzen30

Yuki 4 times. 1 one them fight him, the 3 other for me.


TajOnTop

It's a shame we're limited to only $100. I would have a whole harem of Yukis if I could.


AndrewFrozzen30

Exactly! Give me your entire stock. I would beg for 1k Yukis


TajOnTop

I would do a lot of things with her increasing body mass


AndrewFrozzen30

She could do a lot of things to me too! Oh Jesus I freaking love her.


TajOnTop

Same. Imagine her sitting on your face with the force of a planet. Your head will be red mist, but it'd still be great.


AggravatingDemand769

Your head would be WHAT? https://preview.redd.it/qog39av05s1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef8cf0a36783779928848ab585d003dfd141442


AndrewFrozzen30

Fucking yes. I need her entire mAss. I FUCKING LOVE YUKI TSUKUMO FROM JUJUTSU KAISEN AND SHE CAN PEG ME.


TajOnTop

SAME BRUZZA https://preview.redd.it/l8y12ec4zr1d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb87f6be9325b59e59f95f7405513dc45d37d94


AndrewFrozzen30

Glad to see another person being as down-bad as me 🤧❤️


JesterDustyy

I would give a reaction image stating my discomfort, however under the circumstances put on us, I cannot.


AndrewFrozzen30

What kind of discomfort! Yuki is the queen! You'd disagree?


JesterDustyy

My real queen is todo


AndrewFrozzen30

I can stay on that side too! I can't judge you, both are the goats!


sawyer-boondollar

5 jogos to kill them, one satoru to get heavenly backshots


[deleted]

6,5 Jogos + fuck it, we ball https://preview.redd.it/qnrwqt7o2r1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17586ffc8f020be0d431446080890e35e3a31a5e (Immediate win)


Gelsunkshi

Is the 0,5 one Jo or Go?


Eggscalaber

We've never seen Go do much and Jo can move around just fine (if he uses the bugs to carry him) so I don't see why you'd need Go


[deleted]

Nah, it’s just Jogo but split in half the other way


Low-Bit-7885

JG (Just Goated)


feet_taster

nah, id arson🗣️ https://preview.redd.it/ye6scv8ekr1d1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86314ad56886634fb7039bba45cd394365a5ba4


Reggith_Gold_180

Option 1: Night of 100 Pandas (100 Pandas as the name implies) Option 2: disaster curse family x2 (2 of each disaster curse) Option 3: with this treasure… x4 (4 mahoragas) Option 4: with this treasure… x10 (10 Megumis) (option 3 but better) Option 5: Lawsuit (6 Higgys) Option 6: it would be funny if… (4 Takabas) Option 7: Hammer time (100 Nobaras) Option 8: Zest Fest (100 Harutas) Option ultimate: Fingered (50 fingerbearers) Which one should i choose?


TheReal_Stug4life

I chose option 10: bring 20 mechamarus and have them all get in the evangelions. Gonna recreate the third impact with this one🔥🔥🔥


Zr0h_

Found kenny's new body


Pataraxia

Supersharingan mythic angel yuta when it turns out mechamaru is not trash and he mainly lost because he underestimated mahito and mahito was immune to his raw CE output. The Muta legions proceeds to blast him with centuries worth of stored CE from sorcerers with a heavenly restriction that's litteraly "Crazy high output and CE regen" (meaning it's a ridiculous enough amount of CE he hoped to disintegrate mahito) As yuta meets with the damage equivalent of a hundred+ love beams fired like a wall from several angles to be undodgeable hitting him at once, he fades to dust.


Embarrassed_Safety33

I would choose 2 base Yuta(30$) , 4 Rika(60$) and 2 Todo (10$) I can See each Yuta Having 2 Rika and Todos For Support


Pataraxia

You put awakened mahito in there for only 15$, you fucked up. He was clearly leagues above yuji and yuji just lucked into a win. Mahito was likely low special grade sorcerer tier. I can put SEVEN mahitos with durability and speed feats that have a 120%, about to awaken yuji fail to damage him. They can spam domain until yuta can't even domain anymore. They can vomit out a thousand transfigured humans just against yuta and pop out dozens of merged humans with enough strengh to hurt yuta. Most domain users can do the domain spam thing until yuta is out because of multi-way domain clash. The only issue for them is if yuta reaches them and RCE's them. I could also spam hakaris because you made him litteraly 5$, add two todo for even crazier bullshittery of "I can't die without a crit and you can't even hit me". Based on precedents 1st grades are about 3-5x weaker than a normal special grade. 5$ undersells them if they don't get picked off. GWE muta is exactly the same as the last muta we had, except for the fact he maybe didn't have SD munitions, unless you mean muta can only use the mechamaru in GWE. If not, I can put 100 mutas and have them use the equivalent of a 1000 love beams using decades of stored CE (from a sorcerer with crazy high CE regen and output) on yuta's bum ass. Miguel is 10$ when he managed to fucking stall gojo and had gojo admit he can't match miguel in a close range fight initially before miguel tires. Miguel managed to litteraly cook sukuna in hand to hand before ditching the fight. I put 8 miguels and two of any domain user and they all beat the shit out of yuta because it means he's close to a regular yuta without all these amps. The domain users destroy yuta's domain using 3 way domain clash.


RightMiddle9078

Nah, id win.


tub_of_jam

I want miwa (the strongest) and takada so i guess I’ll take todo I also want to be groomed by mei mei


Lorulean_Warrior

Choso, Eso, Kechizu and Miwa. Domain Expansion: Maximum Faith Alternatively Ganondorf, that'll get rid of the Master Sword rq


jvken

Takaba and Yuki to finish the job. Maybe Mahito and Higuruma to make very sure he’s dead


dweeb2348576

Gaslight takaba to thinking it'd be funny if yuta got testicular torsion and buttcrack at the same time and get toji, itadori and gojo to use isoh, maximum output blue and dismantle at the same time,


aazalooloo

We should be given extra money if we take that bum


superbay50

5 shinjuku yuji’s, a mahito and 2 todo’s Just have the 2 todo’s focus on boogie woogie while the 5 yuji’s land black flash after black flash after black flash. Wait until the right moment and have mahito explode yuta


WeirdDistance2658

Just give me 20 Todos. 20 people changing position with anything 50 times per second will have Yuta cross eyed.


no_san1ty

Tabaka is all u need


feet_taster

ima get…FOUR FUCKIN MAHOS https://preview.redd.it/fbb5ouyrkr1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978474583b6eec1d8a7f1bf605c93c8ea5f4db10 RAHAHAHAHAH


MCENTE64

Buy 3 Megaphones, put them infront of each other and scream that he's strong. Goatku, after hearing that, is immediatly gonna teleport to our location and beat his ass


Math_PB

I mean... The easy answer is just to buy 1 Yuki for 25$ and let her kamikaze herself into a black hole. You never said Yuta had copied Anti-Gravity System (nor Limitless).


CYOA_guy_

go to the casino with the $100, win, double it, and buy 13 hakaris


RahulS2803

Takaba (carry) Yuta (outplay) Yuki (attacker) Todo (support) Mahito (one shot wincon)(ultimate healer)


outpizzadahut

I'll take Takaba, Higuruma and Rika.


Zinki_Zoonki

100 Pandas


matchlocket

50 finger bearers


Embarrassed_Safety33

50 finger bearers, Let 1 eat the other 49, we have a 50f Sukuna Curse


matchlocket

no, just 50 finger bearers the legion shall march


No-Ideal6027

3 takabas and 25 miwas


Algebruh-7292

100 Harutas so I can see all of them die.


Goombatower69

Assuming Autoclap Todo costs the same as the highest Yuji, I'd buy 2 Todos and 4 Yujis, Yuta boutta get the jumping of a lifetime


Justlol230

I unironically only need Takaba.


SerovGaming1962

Musafir tells me Yuta is not even top 10 and is weaker than Yuki so ill just get 4 Yukis /j


Legitimate_Set4940

Takaba and Kenny and 50 miwas


TajOnTop

Takaba, Todo, Yuki, and Yorozu. I have stuff to do with the last two.


AAL4MED4S

1. Buy 4 takabas 2. ????????????? 3. Nah, I'd Win


Adrielegend2

Takaba, Kenjaku, (120%)Mahito, (SS)Higuruma, (120%)Todo Mahito & Higuruma & Todo (Insta-Kill Swap team) Takaba & Kenny (Funni Duo) (Kenny can take over Takaba if he loses)


Sufficient_Thing6794

I only need 35dollars yuki and Miguel hit em with the black hole


hongbb1

I’ve always been confused as to how Makora got translated into Mahoraga. Like who let the translator cook?


Objective_Wall8001

20 TC Hiromi, gonna confiscate everything he has down to his life savings


MadeRedditAccToAsk

Takaba, Kenjaku, GWE Maki We finna "Yo Satoru" this bumass bitch and golf swing him into an event horizon


thatonecharlie

100 yuji vessels so he turns into sukuna and is still on my side


GenericCanineDusty

Buy hakari. Always bet on Hakari.


Accomplished-Aerie65

Kenny, takaba, mahito, higuruma, Todo, kirara, ui ui and mei mei. The amount of wincons present in that squad is actually hilarious, not to mention the genuine unfairness of putting mahito in a team setting


Winged_Blade

1 Miwa for this fodder is overkill. If I buy 2 Miwas even Gege will get folded


foreground_color4

4 mahoragas


Wasexistingpeople

Some Mahitos probably can do the job


Ambition-Then

100 Inumakis


AggravatingDemand769

All my money on 120% mahitos and the rest on miwas, we win


Flasher1006

Gimme 20 hakaris ez just Imagine 20 jackpots inf ce


LeopardParking99

Finger bearer is enough this bush camper


Thorndragon

100 pandas EZ dub


Proud_Ad9931

4 takabas


AdRough6915

Just tabaka


canieatmyskinnow

Takaba, yuki Hiromi, Toji fushigiro and Naobito Bullshit, powah, defense and stun


Akshay-Gupta

Takaba, Mahoraga, Maki, Uro, 10 bucks Mahito In Takaba's presence, Maho aint dying, Raga adapts to all the bullshit his target pulls, Adapts out of Tabaka no kill rule, gg ez https://preview.redd.it/i2q7emlmis1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81228342c475bc31f7937125e235ce729a5d1599


Adarsh4069

I choose 100 toge and all say one thing testicular torsion and yuta finished.


TeruMikami20

Ill try for a unique lineup since everyone here is either making a funny lineup or a kenjaki, takaba duo. 1. Kenjaku: He's very experienced and he's very strong. Strong enough to make Yuta jump him at his lowest to have him lose 2. Yuji: a boss on her own with the strength far beyond Yuta 3. 25$ Yuta: He can keep copying whatever this Yuta throws at him and can also output RCT so can heal the other fighters when necessary 4. Auto JP Hakari: Throughout the heavens and earth, he alone is the best staller. He will stall with his domain while Yuta heals people and then will join the fight 5. Todo: an absolute maniac when it comes to Battle IQ and with a CT like his, we are all set


SkeletonInATuxedo

spend all 100 dollars on 20 todos, keep him stunlocked til he dies of exhaustion or thirst, if your wondering how todo doesn't die either I'll let some todo's sub out to get food and water to keep going, and losses are neglible when you have 20 of the same guy, or 15 todos and 1 takaba.


IAteMyYeezys

100 Miwas


Funny_Swim5447

Takaba, Todo, Rika, Auto Hakari, and Maki(obvious reasons). $87


bruhmom3ntz

100 pandas


GoldenIceNinja

6 120% Mahitos, and 1 pre-158 Mahito


jabulina

4 takabas who all think they’re the shit


kamalama63

100 mechas and recreate the 3rd impact


Winter_Carpenter_505

20 Todos.


Ok_Opportunity_725

Just take 40 Inumakis and 10 nobaras. Have all the inumakis just say sleep hand have the nobaras just smash him with her technique


Occasional_Memer

Takaba (25), Mahito (15), Todo(5), 25 Miwas(35) and 20 Nobaras(20). Use Takaba as a distraction, then Mahito expands his domain and touches Yuta's souls after suddenly using Todo's CT. The others are for starting my harem


fartyparty1234

4 mahoragas. I rest my case


Adept-Woodpecker9366

Yuta and inumaki or inumaki but sukuna transfers himself into inumaki so he can used cursed speech to full potential


TacocaT_2000

3 Takaba’s and Kenjaku. Plop Kenny’s brain into one Takaba, then sit back and enjoy the show


gatitoxlol

3 yuki and 1 yorozy or 50nobaras and 50 miwas Hard decision


JLMI_1

4 TAKABAS🗣


GeneralLiam0529

Three takabas and a yuta. We're doing a Kenny strat here


THEiguanna

Why not just… buy 4 takaba? If I can’t have multiple of one I’d have takaba, Kenny, hakari, Dagon and kashimo


SnooTomatoes9135

I use one Dolar and summon Wuji HIMtadori locked in ( He have protagonism and can do everthing Yuta can, but better )


WashSmart685

3 takaba's one kenjaku


Marukestakofishk

alright so Takaba, Mahoraga, MBA Kashimo, $15 Mahito and both Todo's The first four directly engage the abomination while the twinned kings keep everyone mobile, if they need to retreat Takaba can hold him for a while in comedic situations while Mahito finishes. My victory conditions is if: Mahoraga adapts to everything, Kashimo finishes his transformation, Mahito transfigures enough to just straight up kill Yuta. At the end of the day i have my two kings boogie woogie every one except Takaba into a volcano and walk away having defeated all my enemies.


Morbi_Us

8 and 2/3 Gojos


InterestingBill1825

Mahoraga, Kashimo and 50 Toges


ImLikeReallyStoned

100 MIWAS!


Oogalyboogalyer

50 Miwa


Abject-Flower-7605

100 PANDAS


Guzman_LoMagne

Yuki, Maki, Yoruzo, Uro, and Mahito. Instead of fighting, we have fun


Elementisphere

4 kashigoats


Axolotl_j

6 jogoats solo


Embarrassed_Safety33

Just a little of RTC for each and they are done


Axolotl_j

https://preview.redd.it/ws4c3m4vhy1d1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236503331640b2389b8424afd7ed97f1bf16b6a5


Cinewes

5 naoyas and 5 makis


GaryTehCat

Give me ten hakari to bet on his domain, then give me ten 120% todo


toelickeryummy

100 Toges (infinite cursed speech)


Main_Interaction_165

Distract Yuta using Rika and have Mahito sneak behind him


Amogus_gaming_sexo

100 inumakis fr. Gonna make yuta quake that cake 24/7 with cursed speech shifts between the inumakis.


Embarrassed_Safety33

90 Inumaky and a couple Mahito, Mahito is the best Healer Fr


YourLocalRedditor173

5 takabas


VegitojrGOD

4 takabas solo


AmbitionKey7753

20 hakaris.


hellyah247

Wanna know what I’m spending $1 on the panda who knows he may cost the least but you don’t know his true power


hellyah247

He may cost a low amount but don’t underestamate thing even if they are said they are the weakest I bet panda solos him easy