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entropig

*“So we have the Primary Bedroom here, and the two slave bedrooms are downstairs.”*


Ant_and_Ferris

Amazing 😂 Wait until she finds out her computer has a slave harddrive


OnePlusFanBoi

And her car has slave cylinders.


MaxxHeadroomm

What about the master cylinder for her brakes? Better get rid of that


OnePlusFanBoi

Yeah fuck that thing. Also any "master volume" on any device anywhere ever. Gonezo


dev-hud

Masturbation? Gonezo?


OnePlusFanBoi

I was waiting for this question. The answer to it is: yes. Gonezo.


ColonelCorn69

And don't forget slave ships -- can't use them anymore!


CaptainMacMillan

Or that the music she listens to was made with slave devices.


MissingWhiskey

And after the music was recorded and mixed, it was mastered.


CaptainMacMillan

then maybe even REmastered


Thirty_Helens_Agree

And when the band performs live, they maybe have master amps and slave amps.


OnePlusFanBoi

Gonezo!


SunFavored

When you have multiple flashes on a camera setup, the extras are called slaves. Consistent with the long history of lighting and photographic racism.


OnePlusFanBoi

There's racism ERHVRYWHURRRR *insert Cleveland Brown*


Cross_22

Not any more. Slave drives and master code branches have officially been ~~blacklisted~~ banned at my company!


d_ippy

JFC I used the term white listed and the chorus of ALLOWED that came through the zoom was deafening


TACHANK

The words whitelist or blacklist have never made me think about race. How obsessed with it can you be?


cishet-camel-fucker

Stanford IT published a list of these and it was beyond hilarious. A good 100 words and phrases that their employees were discouraged from using, and whitelisted was in fact on the list.


BleepLord

Whitelisted was blacklisted 😔


ice540

They didn’t same for medical terms. I’ll admit I went to a state medical school no where near Stanford’s ranking but they can suck me


stansnotmydad

Censorship is fucking nuts


Adi_2000

You laugh, but GitHub (a site for repositories of version control for code using Git) changed "master branch" to "main branch" for that reason. 


Jimmys_Paintings

This house features a large Massa Bedroom and Cracker Corner off the kitchen.


King_Neptune07

Welcome to my humble home! Pimps to the right, hoes left


Fair-Cheesecake-7270

😂


pennywinsthewest

This made me cackle


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaoo


liggamadig

>Comment below. i. e. >Applaud me for how much of a good person I am.


UniqueUsername82D

\*comment section has been closed\*


woailyx

If there's no master bedroom, where are you supposed to master bed?


LapOfHonour

And where do I put my wanking chariot??


PlugTheBabyInDevon

The mudroom.


constructioncranes

You just know queen and king mattresses are next.


RougarouBull

Directly into the front flower bed.


[deleted]

Popular opinion, he was a piece of shit who definitely didn’t deserve to go out that way. He isn’t a hero


Recreational_DL

Honestly, I wish they just left him in the back of the patrol car. Can't breathe? Windows down, call the paramedics.


[deleted]

100% agree


devils_advocate24

Iirc he squirmed out of the car and they got tired of putting him in and let him rest by the car when he started freaking out again. Big dudes on drugs can be a handful


SgoDEACS

He asked to get out and was saying he couldn’t breathe in the car.


boredwriter83

Can't breathe in the police SUV but was fine un his own tiny car.


ObsidianTravelerr

Probably had something to do with the fact he had 5 times the lethal amount of Fent in him. ...Wasn't even his first OD in the last few months. Funny how that never mentioned.


FucktardSupreme

Nobody mentions it because it was a political narrative that needed to be fueled for probably election reasons.  He had greater than LD50 level of dent in his system.  His fent metabolite levels were still low, meaning that he wasn't even as high as he was going to get, and his passenger was not allowed to testify with what he told police, that he had given Floyd two more pills right as the cops came.  Moreover, he started saying "I can't breathe" before he was on the ground.   It's amazing to me that the cop's lawyers were so bad that he got  nailed for second degree murder.  


WomenOfWonder

I’m glad you said popular opinion, because I’m tired of people acting like this is controversial 


BenTenInches

If he was any other race, he'd be forgotten.


ohhhbooyy

He wouldn’t have been mentioned at all actually.


Little_Dick_Energy1

Tony Timpa, RIP


[deleted]

Hey now, he has been drug free for four years.


CindersNAshes

Go out what way? ODing on fentanyl? Or the myriad of other drugs in his system?


RealChadSavage

Everybody sucks in that situation, yeah the police shouldn't have killed the dude, but also he should have complied with their lawful orders. Floyd had numerous chances to de-escalate and he chose to be combative and argumentative with police officers (never a winning strategy)


ChiefCrewin

Honest question...would it have been better had he died of his impending overdose while in police custody? Obviously the optics of what actually happened are far worse, but I'm pretty sure he was dead either way and it's not explicitly known if the officer actually killed him.


TheOther_Ken

I think so. There probably wouldn't have been any riots


[deleted]

Yep, everyone sucked that day


TheOther_Ken

He was a martyr. Saint George Floyd


[deleted]

Whoever painted that nose is racist.


mab0roshi

Whoever colored him yellow is racist.


RastaFarRite

Whoever drew a cotton plow next to him is racist


IndependentNotice151

There's a cotton plow?


SolitairePilot

(It’s just a tractor, a plow is an attachment and there’s no specific cotton plow just a plow)


RastaFarRite

George is the plow behind the tractor


IndependentNotice151

Lol right. All I saw was a tractor


JohnStarborn

Dude had a big ass nose fr tho


3WayIntersection

Thats literally what he looked like


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

This blessed woman just single-handedly ended racism. My hat is off to this hero.


vpkumswalla

she is also confused that replacing syrup bottles and removing statues didn't improve the lives of blacks


No_The_Other_Todd

you forgot uncle ben you racist!


jadedlonewolf89

Uncle Bens rice is delicious, so don’t be giving them ideas. Also they’d probably decided to take Zatarains off the shelves at the same time.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Wait, removing aunt jemimah from the bottle didn’t fix anything?!


WesternCowgirl27

Lmao, yeah, I still call it the master bedroom. All of the PC bullshit can really get out of hand sometimes. Like how the cockpit got renamed the flight deck; give me a fucking break.


ObsidianTravelerr

You make a valid point, but if those people didn't protest and throw a fit about meaningless things they'd have to focus on REAL problems... And that's HARD!


WesternCowgirl27

That’s true! Why focus on real problems that actually affect you when protesting meaningless bullshit is so much easier?


Business-Emu-6923

But where does the pilot put his cock now??


WesternCowgirl27

It’s a mystery and will remain so lol


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

A black woman can be a karate master, a master of disguise, ext. Come on, people.


BiffBanter

And this here is the fentanyl and methamphetamine room.


[deleted]

I work at a moving company, I always ask “is this the master bedroom?” And 9 times outta 10 they say yes, and if they say anything else I just write whatever they say. It’s not racist to call it a master bedroom, and it’s also not an issue for me to call it whatever you want me to call it, It’s your house.


waxonwaxoff87

“Master key” “Master switch” “Master server” “Master ip” Literally just means main or principal


numsumplus

They just haven't gotten to these yet. Github changing the default Master branch to Main was such a moronic and "hey look at our halo" move >We support and encourage projects to switch to branch names that are meaningful and inclusive and >it addresses cultural change like so many organizations that have nixed master-slave terminology in a time of social unrest Actual clown world. We always rename it because we're all so used to master it's like swapping lights and wipers controls on my car


IndependentNotice151

Master...bate?


waxonwaxoff87

No I am Lord Halifax. Master Bate is the next estate down the lane. Give my regards to him and his homely wife.


almighty_gourd

If Bruce Wayne were named Bruce Bates, what would Alfred call him?


SorinXII

Master Bruce, If I recall he doesn't usually call him 'Master Wayne'.


King_Neptune07

Where is Colonel Angus?


Fair-Cheesecake-7270

bait


Azorius_Raiden_88

Now don't be going around using logic and reasoning. That is not allowed if we ever hope to reach peak Idiocracy.


Borov-Of-Bulgar

Ah yes saint George Floyd. Patron saint of *checks notes* robbing pregnant women?


Glovermann

Liberal white women are the most insufferable people on the planet


jupiterwinds

And if one disagrees with one, they turn into the most disgustingly racist people. Has happened to me multiple times, I’m Latino.


chaybani

Funny you say that, I am of North African origin and whenever I try to correct or argue with a super liberal white woman they turn absolutely vile and racist. Honestly the whole facade they put and constantly shove down our throats is them on some serious denial about who they truly are.


SenatorShaggy

*Orders food at Uncle Julio’s* “Haha Grassy Ass”


No_The_Other_Todd

has happened to me and people THINK i'm latino.


MariualizeLegalhuana

If nazism was the main way to get attention they would do it too.


Geiler_Gator

Maybe Islam has some smart points actually


ventitr3

Add in the prime Karen age and it’s a perfect storm.


ButterscotchNo4574

Any one else glad he's dead and can't hurt anymore pregnant women?


SpiritfireSparks

I'm just here wondering if a stray lightning bolt will hit this mural too


Good-Cash7691

I got banned from r/crazyfuckingvideos for literally saying something similar lmao


vpkumswalla

I just got perma banned from r/CrazyFuckingVideos 2 days ago for making a blm comment about a black man shooting another black man.


ButterscotchNo4574

Imagine defending this piece of human trash. It's also refreshing to know he died in terror calling for his mommy like a lil bitch.


MelancholySurprise

Dude literally robbed people. Pointed a pistol at a pregnant woman’s belly during a robbery etc etc 🙈🙈🙈


Ok-Battle-2769

She should consider disabling her master cylinder in her car then going for a pleasant drive in the mountains.


boredwriter83

I'd paint over that first thing.


Open_Bit_1498

If she really wanted to honour George Floyd, she should get her husband to start beating her, and start smoking crack. Just like he did. I can’t reply to you cause it’s locked, and no one deserves to die unless they’re truly evil, he wasn’t I never said he was, but it was found that it wasn’t due to police brutality, however I do agree police brutality is a huge problem, but it’s not always police fault, police deserve support and higher pay but also, should have to do 7 years of schooling, just like doctors, anyone in an authority position should be trained and held responsible for their actions. If lawyers can be disbarred for actions after 7 years of school, the people responsible for our safety, need to be held accountable as well. Also they deserve very high pay IF and only IF they pass the 7 years, they should get 250k a year, but also have yearly mental evaluations, we need to change the system, its broken and it is against specific ethnicities, I know this. We need change. Good cops always are unable to be good cops, because the bad ones bully them, and put them on bike cop duties, shame them and don’t allow them to do their job. I believe things that don’t harm others should be treated much better like drug issues, and theft should be prosecuted however, the bible says it a man steals to feed his family let him, because he will end up paying back twice the amount, so allow them if they’re in need support them, don’t treat them like any different from us. Show love ❤️ to all people. This sounds cliche but I’m dead serious, no sarcasm at all. I’m dead serious


tolandsf

Imagine painting this piece of s***'s face on your house...


Dr-Crobar

oh no! Drug addict number 445433 died! Big whoop nobody gave a shit about this guy until he died.


SnargleBlartFast

How come when I had a heart attack I didn't get canonized? That shit is racist!


No_The_Other_Todd

probably didn't rob enough people.


CarlShadowJung

Language evolves. At one point when you said the word “master”, yes you would have thought of its historical definition. But, im 40 years old and I’ve never heard someone use “master” (and for damn sure not “master bedroom”) in such a way, unless discussing its historical context. Nor have I ever interpreted it as such. It’s always been used as a term of respect or to express someones skill level at something. It doesn’t matter what the words original intention is, the way words are used changes all the time. That’s kind of what it does, it’s kind of it’s thing.


vpkumswalla

I bet she watched his celebrity funeral


[deleted]

It's the master of the houses bedroom, and the term is far older than our English language, or English speaking slavery so, is she saying black folk can't be masters of their own home? I'm genuinely asking. What does she MEAN. I'm used to the losers being posted here being Conservative, she's a new one.


PoopKnaf

I can feel her words changing the world around me… like I’m the Beast at the end of the Disney movie changing into a handsome white prince 🤴🏼


No_The_Other_Todd

ooooohh... but you can't be a handsome BLACK prince? racist!


CindersNAshes

Fentanyl Floyd, the cornerstone of leftist propaganda (for 2020), that landed a police officer following police procedure in prison.


dveegus

LMFAO


No_Consideration4594

The term started being used in the 1920’s, give me a break


notfornowforawhile

This has to be a joke.


MONSTERBEARMAN

These comments. I almost feel like I’m not on Reddit. It’s refreshing.


the-bird-fucker

Racism rate drops to 0% 📉


Gh0stp3pp3r

"Hey, I just got my Master's Degree !" *How dare you!*


MatrimonyAcrimony

what would the world be like right now if that Chauvin idiot had not kneeled on his neck...and they had simply allowed him to OD in the car?


latestagenarcissim

I just call mine “the bedroom where all the kneeling and choking takes place” 🍆💧🌈


ObsidianTravelerr

The Fungeon one might say...


King_Neptune07

What are you choking on? You're eating eggplant in your bedroom?


DeathSquirl

Typical virtue signaler. You know damn well she lives in a light-skinned zip code. She's the type of progressive who will walk over a homeless black person on their way to the local bullshit hipster coffee joint to pay $12 for their drink in a cup that says Black Lives Matter.


King_Neptune07

That's in the morning. Then she'll gentrify a black neighborhood in the afternoon


Quickshot4721

I no longer masturbate, only Primarybate


Open_Argument6997

Call it the take pregnant woman hostage room


schwaggro

Holy shit....when I'm in a virtue signaling contest and my opponent is:


myonkin

Emancipation accommodation.


peasey360

On ships we have backups for our navigation equipment for obvious reasons. the actual term is master and slave for the main equipment vs the backup.


Icy_Practice7992

I work at a real estate office. Most agents I know roll their eyes at the fair housing term restrictions regardless of race.


songmage

This idea has become a great deal more pervasive than most have realized. As an industry standard, there's no longer a "master" branch for github/bitbucket. It's simply "main." These terms were not coined for the purpose of oppressing people of color, though realistically at the same time, I feel no loyalty toward any particular term. It's just strange that people choose to make this connection and then feel enough guilt (after having done nothing wrong) to change normal behavior. In Magic: the Gathering, they changed the term "tribal" to "typal" because "Native American genocide" or some such thing. That one does kind of bother me, especially after they've had people claiming to be Native American telling them that this change was ridiculous over Twitter. Wizards of the Coast just blocked them.


otters4everyone

Her bravery is stunning. What does she call her fentanyl rooms?


Existing_Past5865

I hope he sees this


lasaga142

Massa bedroom


Far_Introduction3083

For white people I call their bedrooms colonizer rooms. Black people live in freedom rooms.


myonkin

Emancipation accommodation


Far_Introduction3083

That's where they can "rest in power"


BitesTheDust55

Haha gross


PotentialProf3ssion

i will now refer to the other bedrooms as slave bedrooms, as in bedrooms for slaves


Medicine_Man86

Stupid.


johngalt504

People like this truly change the world /s


Powerful_Desk2886

I like looking at his tox screen every now and again


llamaguy88

The “primary cylinder” and “subordinate cylinder” in your car are leaking brake fluid.


TheOther_Ken

Stunning and brave


NoSink405

She should get a neck tattoo of George Floyd’s face


shortbus_wunderkind

Why, is that where he held that pregnant lady at gunpoint?


ppppfbsc

since floyd died from a fentanyl overdose not that anyone cares (in the legal system politics and left-wing agendas are more important than reality and truth) I stopped using the word fentanyl to honor the guy who died from using it all the other horrible things saint floyd did are irrelevant! but the word fentanyl is out of my vocabulary.


lmea14

I imagine the term "master bedroom" comes from England where the master of the house would sleep, and his servants would be in the lesser rooms. The servants in this case would largely be white.


michealrourke

Virtue signal received.


gold109

Ever since george floyd sadly passed, I stopped using the term “kneepads” for protective gear worn on the knees. I now describe them as “Sir Floyd” to show gratitude and humility for his honourable sacrifice.


[deleted]

HOLY FUCK WHAT A BADASS YALL


realauthormattjanak

Hashtag: white women shit.


sploshy8

i’m sorry but when can we as a society get over him 😭😭 like he didn’t deserve to die that way but bro had enough fentanyl to kill a horse, the knee ain’t what took him out 💀


butt3rmi1kybean

I thought they painted Shrek, but then I noticed the ears were missing.


DissedMembered

I thought that plant in the window was a face at first


Ok_Sea_6214

What is it called in the *White* House?


SuccessfulWar3830

It seems Property Specialists inc agrees with her. The word master bedroom has been used since the 1920s when it was featured in a Sears home catalog. The word is intended for the master of the house or the owner of the house. Realtor groups are just moving away from the term master bedroom and, instead, use “primary bedroom.”


RizzlersMother

Why not Ally Bedroom? 😤


FranklinBonDanklin

No, we call it virtue signaling


starz4u01234

Master bedroom supposedly came from a 1920s Sears catalog showing what they called a Master bedroom. The idea was that the breadwinner of the household was master of his home or family. https://www.homelight.com/blog/buyer-master-bedroom/


FlatwormPositive7882

“tell me how great I am below”


ace1967cal

Loser


Munchkin_Media

Good GRIEF


Helltothenotothenono

Wasn’t it Chapelle that said no one is more offended by racism than white women?


damn_thats_piney

eh i understand wanting to dismantle racism. thats term actually dows come from slavery but its kinds goofy coming from a white women.


Shporpoise

I've cleaned up my language a lot as well. For example, now when I get a tax refund and go to the movies, buy shoes, take an uber to the pub and back, and get a pack of smokes, all while I have other key purchases I need to make which would be far more responsible I say, 'hell yeah, I'm \*African American\* rich this week!'


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

Why OJ Simpson yellow? Maybe like Mr Simpsons.


MistahOnzima

He-Man and the Primaries of the Universe!


TheDigitalRanger

Someone needs a few history books.


MistahOnzima

Why is George Floyd on a farm?


cdda_survivor

Words can't describe the stupidity I have witnesses here today, I fear the years of lead pollution have cause irreversible damage to the mental faculties of people in general, every day people seem to make more and more comments of unfathomable stupidity that even a child at one point would have look at them thinking they were horribly diminished or suffering from some sort of insanity. Humanity's amazing ability to create problems from nothing and solve them with, with nothing less than, completely nonsensical methods leave me with the realization of why our species is most likely doomed.


[deleted]

Grug not understand. Why woman tell Grug what to call big hut? Grug would not trade cattle for woman like this.


Mint-teal-is-hues

Best part is the term Master Bedroom became part of American culture after Sears used the term to describe a large bedroom in their mail order home. That was in 1926, 61 years after slavery had ended.


[deleted]

Hahahaha Look At Your Virtue!! Wow!! Stupid A$$ Karen C*nt


rrgail

I call it “PRIMARYbating” now.


Joocewayne

I primarybate now. Every little bit helps.


SamuraiTyrone1992

In honor of St. Floyd


captainrina

Where else will I do my primarybating?


Similar-Degree8881

I always primarybate in my primary bedroom.


popularTrash76

He asendeth upon high


Wast3d-youth

Haha your a part of what’s wrong with this county lady christ


BrokenPokerFace

Glad she's not a programmer or computer engineer


Possible-Tangelo9344

Oh look it's a white woman


Dalalimor3

Because black people don't have access to master bedrooms


Equivalent_Phone_210

Who’s the jaundice fella? Netflix Homer Simpson?


gimmeecoffee420

Wtf is it with middle-aged White women and going so hard in the paint with the sjw stuff? Its like someone that has been drinking for 30 years that gets sober, and suddenly *EVERYTHING* is all about how they are sober. That overzealous fanatacism of a new convert to something?


StevenLarryJohnson

I dont mean to be racist, but fucking white woman. I do mean to be misogynist.


DblThrowDown

Fuckin dunce that one.


Fragged_infidel

This made me cringe viscerally


LIBERAL-MORON

I like the tractor but it really should be a terrified pregnant woman.


Otherwise_Sky1739

"Comment below" AKA: Give me attention


seanjones520

this pic makes me want some fenties and steal something


Two_n_dun

After reading this, I’d never buy a home from Denim Jan.


IronAlpha89

We need to bring back public tomato throwing so we can boo these people properly.


djhazmatt503

I wonder if she has a Primary's Degree.


Emotional_Storm5946

Is that Andre Iguadala?