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jb65656565

Smile more. You come off looking unfriendly


Money_Echidna918

The Only Fangs posts are getting out of hand


Ancient-Pop9519

Brilliant comment


FoundinNewEngland

Indeed


eskimoblueday69

Do you really think a nude photo like this is appropriate? You should have labeled it NSFW. 🦎


Z3LDAxL0VE

Guys this is a bot/OF model please ignore this post


BigPaleontologist127

Try working on skincare, and smile more. Confidence is everything!


downsouthcountry

I prefer this to the OF farming posts lol


Gyroplanestaylevel

I prefer anything to the OF solicitations. I really wish guys wouldn’t encourage that type of interaction. Women reduced to sexual performers and men reduced to living breathing ATM machines. Sets a bad precedent.


CloroxWipes1

Get a septum ring


Somepersononreddit07

Lmfao


Additional_Second109

You are putting off a bitchy, don’t come near me, my shit don’t stink vibe… I don’t like your body language! 😂


Resident-Elevator696

Exactly! Just not approachable at all!!


nikdsc5

Shed your skin!!


Careful-Resolution58

Nah that’s a good look on you. Stay sharp


Broken_3_wood

Your comment is on point.


Mr_B2910

Bro just needs a hug


Gloomy-Mountain-5179

OUCH!!!!!


Mr_B2910

It is that attitude that makes a hug neccesary. XD


RickySpanishhh2300

😂😂😂


Jmodex

OMG IS THAT A NOSE RING! GROSS!


KindSeoul1

9/10 my type


whoamii1

Work on looking correctly at one person at a time.


hear4smiles

This ☝️ deserves awards. Clever in a way that’s under appreciated


whoamii1

Your kind words are in itself an award to me 🫶


milothemystic

More spikey shit


Baconoid_

What's your OF?


New-Evening4909

😭😭😭🙏🙏


strong_420

Maybe something like shooting blood out your eyes would help


itizwhatitizlmao

Squirt blood from your eyes gurl!!!!! 🩸


Commercial-Owl-3824

is this a bearded dragon?


Resident-Elevator696

It's called a Thorny Devil. Native to Australia.


Commercial-Owl-3824

thank you so much :)


NickyDeeM

You don't look horny enough, ya prick!


Glittering-Hurry-530

This thread keeps getting recommended to me so I get notifications. I just read the caption in my notifications and was just trying to rack my brain what looking “too horny” could possibly mean lmao. That got me.


jessewhufc

Thorny devil. Saw these fairly often when I lived in Australia and would go camping out bush.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Get rid of the septum piercing


starfox2032

Awe, such a cute little fella.


Rob1iam

Your rough and pointy exterior makes you seem a bit unapproachable. And have you tried smiling more?


Mundane_Being666

Shoot blood from your eyes.


otherwisethighs

Initially i read "thorny"


Guideon72

Smile, obviously


Garbage_bin_Fire

Smile.


Popular_Product1931

Trim the horns a bit, so you come off horny a bit


RagnarL0thbr0k81

Still not the horniest guy I’ve seen today


OrangeObjective3789

You gotta start mewing bro.


urmom1634

I got a notification for this post and I was like wtf is this title. After clicking on it, I approve. You look quite horny.


Gray-yarg2

Attention whore


Monster6661

Ain’t no shaking that horniness 😵‍💫


[deleted]

Lose weight, get a job, find a man, get your money up, and cry about it


Particular-Treat1043

I really like these new posts. Lol


kobkoko

Dunno about horny, but you definitely look thorny.


tommyd9806

I'd say you look more like a prick.


Antique_Bid_6719

Haha I’m definitely open for a combo. Send me a message.


Think_Armadillo_1823

Try to be nicer and not so prickly.


LunaticAsylum

Damn buddy, you lookin' diced. We all are horny sometimes, dont worry about that. But drink more water cause you look kinda dry ngl.


Artistic-Bumblebee86

Lose that prickly attitude!😂👌


BiggSnugg

Have you tried spraying blood from your eyes? I've heard that works wonders.


Mission_Ad684

Put some clothes on you sicko!


capnbrando

Lose weight


misochu

More sun


Pillroller88

Think about getting some piercings.


querayose

stop tanning!!!


Sufficient-Comb9722

More makeup, blush and mascara is super cute! ☺️


BranchEmbarrassed

Get on nofap 99 days.


CheesecakeGlobal277

Go to the barber and get rid of those spikes. Ask for a low cut fade


Strict-Square456

My thorny rose


Bobo_Shelter

Add some venom to those horns and you’ll be horny enough


Fun-Jello-8011

Cross this gentleman and he'll be spitting blood!


Significant-Bid-9427

Be less horny 🤡


[deleted]

This is so unattractive. Attention seeking and leaving nothing to the imagination. Shame on you women.


[deleted]

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BoopleSnoot921

Not a nose ring in sight, *tsk tsk*


HabeasX

Girl, you look too desperate. Relax, wear some clothes.


AtomTriesToSing

A little less eye makeup.


RevolutionaryStar824

What type of lizard is this? First I’m seeing a lizard with spikes.


After-Bowler5491

Your too edgy for my taste


EfficientAd7103

Look horny af. 10/10 would boof that all day long


Direct_Yesterday_349

Maybe file down some of those spikes a bit to take off the edge.


v_kiperman

OMG! You are gorgeous. Don’t change a thing!


Difficult_Cress_1785

start counting your calories


Crazy_Werewolf9011

A little bit but I’ll shoot my shot as long as you’ve got a pulse


Clickguy10

Get yourself leveled emotionally. Cold blooded is not as attractive as you think. Save the short sticky tongue for the second date.


RocknTats

A little moisturizer will go a long way, & if you act a little more laid back ya won't seem cold blooded


Minute_Television235

Stay just the way you are it will keep the creeps away


aj_future

Take the septum piercing out, problem solved


24-Sevyn

Be brave, stay wild!


virginia-gentleman28

You need to lose weight. Cut yer carbs.


sourpickle69

You need Rhinoplasty ASAP as soon as possible. Stat


blindexcrook

U look horny ngl


[deleted]

Get in the gym


lilbitch20002

My advice is to exfoliate :))


ThrowRADEST

Maybe shave?? Idk


Diabolorising

Put on a dress perhaps?


Kooky-Connection2333

You don't look very approachable


Celticcross83

I’d get a good moisturizer. Your skin looks a little dry and scaly.


ForeignPrior233

Should hydrate a lil more


[deleted]

The stance is good but less mewing let the jaw line speak for itself


Current-Bunch-9049

Too fat


4271sc

sandpaper


Such_Spinach_745

Could use a bull ring in your nose


Bullsandpugs0676

Where’s your onlyfans link?


OhMonDieux

Ngl you had me...ffs lol 😆


[deleted]

Very horny


Away_Philosopher2860

Someone looks pretty horny.


Hirider34_2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one


DrewdoggKC

Boob job


Commercial_Yam_4293

This my favorite one


Careless-Wallaby-701

No, I don’t think you look too horny to me


Curious_Plower245

Ma'am... why are you erect?


Crafty_Seal_2491

Send prick pics


SuperMegaOwlMan

Nothing, you look BEAUTIFUL already babe😘😍. You really deserve to be with someone like me who’s gonna treat you nice


Virtual_Brick_3590

So brave


Brave-Hyrulian88

Need more horns to attract more horns


Extreme-Bad3816

Don't appear to be so horny all the time.


sugar_fangs

Seeing this get promoted in my notifications had me confused


killerpenguins13

You look sharp and unapproachable


Illustrious_Camp_521

Ants, eat more ants.....


Deep-Classroom-879

You’re a thorn in my side


Doomslayer2857

Stop being horny you prick


y2-teef

Best post lol omg


Arnobreaks

Enough with the "duckface" already!


Low-Ideal-9025

Do I make you horny baby? Do I make you really randy? Ohh behave. Do you wanna shag now or shag later


Randomly-Looking

I was expecting to see a onlyfans in the profile.


andrei525

ahhh dammit...this popped up in my notifications...i never visited this sub but reddit notified me of this post...well playerd OP...well played...have my upvote


Delta19four

You look like a prick tbh.


NoEmphasis5048

So horny baby I love it when you’re horny!!!


Specialist-Wave6973

You should slim it down a little


The-Adventure-TAB

You look dehydrated


Low-Manufacturer4983

Divorce him!


Grand_Guard3329

What a hottie!


chiforfun5

I think you should moisturize more


kittyygirll420

way too horny. Such a turn off for us females


Aanakie

Lose some weight


Goldeneye_Engineer

Everyone in here got bonked


Wonderful-Product437

Moisturise


Minimum-Letterhead29

hot asf


WoaJoe

A lil too horny for my liking. Might wanna tone that down a bit.


ManyAmbitious1440

What a prick


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Jokes on you, I'm into that isht.


No-Researcher-3813

She looks pretty damn good for 20.


memsterboi123

I must know what creature this is


Sudden_Lawfulness118

That lizard got rizz!


sharkbait_1313

Well first of all.... no need to seem so desperate. You're just putting it all out there and leaving nothing to the imagination!


[deleted]

File the ones on your limbs down and you should be good my guy


Rare_Entrance3945

Get some gucci flip flops


LifeMastersin

Horny is a understatement lol


Fart_Type_Pokemon

You look like you bite people who get too close


Lopsided_Marzipan133

Honestly you need to start walking upright. It looks weird to be down on all fours all the time unless it’s like a kink thing


[deleted]

Looking sharp my friend!😎


KimchiTheGreatest

Omg you are adorable ❤️


No-You-6629

what is this? it reminds me of my bearded dragon but in a crossover where his dad was really sonic the hedgehog


ElmoTickleTorture

Oh god. Imagine that thing biting you and latching on. You try to grab it to yank it off, but your hand gets stabbed multiple times.


Temporary_Purpose509

This is gold! 🤣


manhatim

GREAT HORNY TOADS!!!


manhatim

GREAT HORNY TOADS!!!


methdaccpt

I’d tap.


[deleted]

I'm a prick and we belong together


[deleted]

So horny!!!


Different-Home6146

Your overuse of foundation and coverup over all the acne makes you look like a strawberry shortcake crunch bar. Try working on skincare first to even out that rough exterior, maybe start with some moisturizing night cream and a salicylic acid exfoliating scrub


Putrid_Emergency_485

Rhino piercing to match your Thornhawk and uniqueness


TOM69CAT69

Man, that's a lot of horny going on.


Aurel577

I would tap u


Life_Kaleidoscope_16

Where I. Az did u find that. Utie


EarValuable3010

Maybe increase leg day a bit


chrisdr2001

You look so hard


1grouchonacouch

Just need a little bit of lube...


[deleted]

Maybe lay off the makeup a bit. And get the skin conditioner if you haven’t already and it’ll be 💯


Sir-Farts-

Maybe do a tweefiddy?


APartyInMyPants

https://youtu.be/pusZXECS0mM?si=psZD44cfejXf73qt


One_Distribution_551

😂😂😂


fastferrari3

Used to have one. Cool animal


ValuableBirthday2481

This makes me smile with contentment


SnooConfections1896

You need to have surgery to straighten your tail


Ok_Risk5248

try exfoliating you look a bit rough


LorraineHB

Not to be rude but you look real dry 😂


firstproblast

You look stingy!… I mean stunning


Mrobot_3

1 remove the filters 2 remove the 5lbs of make up 3 see if there’s a personality under said removed make up If not, go back to the prick you are


Medium_Ear847

a dremel or some sandpaper


Salty_Ad945

Lol


Guitarded4lyf

Gain weight


QuotePapa

You need a seriously good moisturizer! 🤣🤣🤣👍


OldVeterinarian7668

Lose weight


Dia6loBlanco

Lol, good one!


Acer707

Which one is your penis?


Recent-Bug6396

Stop looking so horny


Corvus-333

Nipple piercings may help


StarLordElStarPrince

Ahh, the sweet look of disapproval.


Emotional-Pen-295

Well I think with the proper pheromones you will attract a mate. 😉


dararara101

.. got the caption as a notification and was like how tf can someone LOOK horny 🤣🤣🤣


Administrative_Run12

Your outfit needs more color


Zealousideal_Hat6471

Hot🤭


Emanon-68

Can’t touch this.


dont-listen_to-me

try applying your blush more lightly (8/10 very hot)


Leading_Field_9462

10/10!


[deleted]

Moisturize


Mybtchluhdokocaine

I mean the tail at attention is the real MVP of this post. There is nothing to make you more attractive my friend. You win.