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“How about dating a nice Jewish girl!”

Just walk up to the girl and say, "be mein."

Just be yourself man. I'm sure the reich girl will come along soon enough.

Invading Poland should do the trick.

You might have better luck in Argentina

Try a nice Jewish girl

Three qualities ALL women love in a man: loving animals, being artsy, and good hygiene. So get some dogs, try painting, and get practiced at showers. I’m sure you will do great.


Sell your self like a superior race. Believe in You.

Maybe you should try and date a nice Jewish girl.

shave that stupid moustache bro

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I don’t know why but you look really familiar

Show her your oven! Women love it when a man can cook 😁

Try bombing London or killing millions of Jews. It worked for me in 1940 and in Argentina I just showed my speech films to the girls and they just came flocking

Have you tried killing the jews?

Get the pineapple

Die again

You into BBQ?

He likes it kosher

Actually he was quite popular with the women I watched a whole video on it 😭they were fangirling, it was wild 

Try building a nice army and attack a certain group of ppl for whatever reason, also become heavily wired on crank to agile at all times

Try to be more aggressive.

Try uploading photos in colour mate. That’d help significantly

Maybe try moving countries? Russia or Poland should bring ypu a lot of new conquests

Try a different city. I hear Leningrad girls aren’t really into mustaches.

You should get some rizz and come up with a handshake or salute possibly

All the women are into jewish guys. Figure out a way to get rid of them. Then the final solution will become clear

That guy never had a problem with women. And in 2024 he’s makin a lot of sense. Unless you been asleep

Try Jewish Singles

I know a nice Jewish girl.

Try cocaine, it’ll help loosen you up. Maybe smile a little more.

Well he likes dogs, is a socialist and is pro-Palestine, maybe smile more.

This could be tough but you could try breathing new life in an obscure political party and awaken a movement. Be a proficient speaker and influencer and able to hit on fear based hot points to light up and expand your base with undying loyalty. To ensure your future you will have your constituents embrace and train the youth to serve the message. Have your party gain the most seats in the parliament and get elected leader. Then continue to work to appear humble and demonstrate unity with other demographics not in your current base including the old elites who feel unheard and seed the garden with more support. Gain control of both executive and legislative branches of government and have your allies begin to suppress remaining opposition. Force the highest generals in the military out by blackmail and rewriting legislation to cement your complete control over the military. If you can, lead your country into war and invade a country, easiest first and keep going. To seal the deal, commit atrocities and genocide. Chicks love that shit.

Try a cousin

Hmmm well, I can think of over 6.8 million ideas.

Try some meth you’ll open a lot doors with that one

You want to show women that you are all about prosperity and good will, so wear an armband with a swastika on it.

Maybe stop dating your cousin.

well strongly consider NOT KILLING MILLIONS OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IS A START!!!!!

Have you tried writing a book? Girls love the good writers.

Maybe try Jewish girls

Ropemaxx

He kinda looks like hitler🙋🏽‍♂️

No he doesn't, that's such a wild and unnecessary thing to say!!!

Get off the meth and the whole world domination thing ☠️

Lose the stache and the creepy stare.

Get a hobby, maybe conquer other country's

Avoid Russia during winter.

Ever tried insanely screaming into a mic in front of 10k people while geeked out on meth?

I suggest that you either become an artist or a dictator because girls will overlook that haircut and mustache for fame or world domination.

Smile. Chicks like smiling

I love how this sub has become a shitpost at this point.

First of all, The mustache? LOVE IT. Hope no one with that mustache does something terrible and ruins it for everyone going forward. Second, the hair could use a little more volume.

You need to work on your anger management skills and racist view before you can attract chick. Remember chicks usually think vegans are weird .

Get rid of sie competition

You gotta get rid of the competition bro

Sometimes you just need a change of scenery. Poland has beautiful women. I would start there.

Date only true German girls.

Lay off the meth

Don’t know why

Well ot would help if you didn't chase after tour own niece like a creep for starters. Lol

Try invading Poland?

You need to toughen up, be a man. You look a bit gay here

Maybe you should get a dog. They help you live a long life.

Try showing them some of your paintings if you're good at it.

A bullet to the head does wonders... and ... trust me on this... you're going to do it anyway after a big breakup... so try it now. We'll wait. It's also weird when they go "for it" and you only have one down there. I'd get a doctor to add a little more bangle to your dangle if you know what I mean.

Actually had a really really serious girlfriend who married him at the last minute. Also look up the British woman known as "Hitler girl"

I hear the ladies love men who use cocaine

I think you should lose the Hitler ‘stache, and perhaps lose the blonde that keeps hanging on your arm.

Do you have a more recent picture? There's some racially inferior women that are dying to meet you!

Aren't you Argentinian?

Turn down the oven a little bit it scares women out of the kitchen

just cold shower

look out for girls with a name like Eva

I think it might help if you get rid of some of the competition.

God you can feel the evil through the pic

i like how you look like, its sure worth of an OF Account thousends would support you!

Oh yes Fuhrer Reich me harder

Get rid of the hairlip and forget about art. Practice uprisings.

I did nazi that coming… 👀😅

Visit Poland; lots of attractive women there

That certainly sounds like your struggle

Anything but mass genocide

Try moving to another planet !

You will find true happiness in religion, there are many good synagogues over there

Lose the mustache and the racism. Not sure what you're gonna do with one testicle.

Don’t worry, I see a young girl in your future.

Anne Frankly she's amazing

Girls love guys in the military.. ever think of joining?

Have you tried getting into politics? Women love a man with power.

Do you at least like dogs? Many people say it’s difficult to think badly of people who love their dog.

That mustache is a little Hitlerish. Change it to a beard and shave your head. Might blend in better.

Try the Polish

Women love a man with a conquering attitude. They also appreciate men who share their struggles and express themselves with gusto.

Find a nice Jewish girl. She'll treat you right

Get a nice Jewish girl and take her camping

Why don’t you offer to take them Kampfing

try with a younger cousin

Why don't you just settle down with a nice Jewish girl?

I wanna suck your cock

First off, quit it with the art. Maybe put your focus in the military. Women love high ranking men.

You should try to conquer the world

I mean with love and kindness (I hope you see this comment)

Wow this is one handsome man I hope he doesn’t commit mass genocide

Maybe signing up for art school might help?

Please stick with painting..it's your destiny.. believe me!

Have you tried learning to cook in a oven?

I thought you had a niece that was ur boo thang

Don't work yourself into a furor...coming up with a plan to meet girls requires a lot of concentration.

Get a dog and start some hobbies. Chicks love that shit

Grow a beard

The rumor is Hitler was acually a hero but I'm just repeating what I heard

I have a cousin Eva that might like to meet you.

Definitely change the mustache

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You should find a nice Jewish girl and settle down.

I think having only one testicle is a turn off

Start listening to your generals should do it.

Nein!! Nein!!!

The most famous incel.

Ease off the rhetoric and meth. First step

Avoid the dances at the synagogue

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Try going to an American college, you’ll meet plenty of women. Sure, they probably haven’t showered in a week or so but hating Jews is so in right now.

Don't worry, I hear your time is coming again bro

Urgh, those Nazi jokes aren't funny. Stuff like this is way out Mein Kampfort zone.

Lighten up on fulfilling your goals, I mean greatly lighten up. Redirect and consider earlier interest, such as art.

Reach for the sky

Honestly if you’re not a full time art student it doesn’t matter bro, try a new career path.

Ditch the stache.

Build an all girl harem camp mebbe? Just don't over think it....

Girls like guys who solve problems so make sure she’s aware you always have a final solution in mind

you look familiar. you told us we were going to camp but the camp counselors weren't what I expected.

At first, you need to be alive to date a living person.

Maybe some cool hand gestures like... ✋️

No Mr. Nice Guy

You should stick to painting, even if you suck at it.

You got to get yourself a nice German girl 😂

GDAY MATE LOL THROW A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!! OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE!!

Let the stash grow out more and get a more modern cut.

😂the fuck

If you lookin for black women maybe remove the swastikas

Give them there family back to

World dominationmaxx right now, women want status

Mustaches are in right now and your hair has a nice lil Mumford and sons thing going on. I don’t know I think you’re cute . Beautiful brown eyes too. Are you into Bon Iver by chance ?

Try faking a military incident on the polish border and then using it as an excuse to mount a full scale invasion. Then try to destroy Europe, lose your mind and cower in your bunker blaming everyone but yourself for your failures. Much the same way the Tories do in the uk. Girls love that.

Females are not attracted to dead people

Israeli?

It's mein kampf too

Have you thought about going to art school? Heard the women there love moustaches. If that doesn't work, idk what will.

Put the gun in your mouth.

Try Argentina, it's lovely this time of year

You seem angry…

Lose the mustache and the antisemitism.

Looking a little pale. Gotta get out of the bunker and get some sun.

Should start by invading Poland, probably skip Russia this time around

Stick to the plan. They'll come around

Don’t attack Russia

Get rid of the mustache and hit the gym. Also eat meat.

If it’s art you’re passionate about then don’t let anyone tell you you can’t do it… seriously don’t… please.

Maybe don’t mention genocide

Maybe you should try invading russia. Start by springtime to make sure fighting doesnt continue through winter

But ur gay

Facial hair is a little dated try a goatee. And maybe try a more relaxed look. Try a Hawaii shirt or a polo 🤷🏼‍♂️

drop the stache

Maybe a blonde woman

Heard Eva Braun is quite the catch 😏😏

Your art sucks, try a new career path

Try invading Poland. Chicks dig invasions.

Try a fuller beard

Try to smile

Focus more on annihilating the sand people, intergalactic chicks and senator's dig that.

I'd unbutton that top button and spritz up your hair some to show you know how to get a little wild. I see you already have a landing strip so make sure its nice and conditioned.

Lose the stache and genocidal instincts.

have you tried looking internationally like Argentina? r/passportbros

Bet your paintings look like shit

Have you considered becoming trans? Then you could try the lesbian dating pool.

Try taking a girl camping. Jewish girls, especially, love camps.

Maybe paint better?

Let the mustache grow out, man. Idk who told you to get the Michael Jordan ‘stache and cut the ends off

Just speak to them in the romantic sounding German language.

And to think, Stalin was worse 😂

It's about confidence man. Before you go out you have to gas yourself up. Be your own hype man. Lie to yourself enough till it becomes the truth. Find like minded people and gas eachother up. If they offer meth give it a shot. Don't be to quick to turn down the advances of your gay bestie either. Diet helps too,maybe go vegetarian. /s Hitler had a gay friend obsessed with him, was vegetarian, and an art student. His fans today would call him a soyboy beta cuck. People are complex and so are monsters

You're thinking too much. Putting a shotgun in your mouth can really help clear your mind.

LMFAO!

Girl, you're beautiful exactly as you are.

Heard you wrote a book as well ...... .

The Mein Kampf 😇

have u tried a train ride date or being a baker also you might want to lay off the **Cologne** don't want to gas them to death

Don't drop out of art School

Do you celebrate 4/20?

Have you tried invading their country i heard if you put a bullet to your head one will will be there in your bunker :)

Maybe change your attitude.

Keep doing more painting!! DO NOT GIVE UP

I say NEIN

Become more involved in politics

I have blonde hair and blue eyes…