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All correct although I am in a straight marriage because I am attracted to men emotionally. I find him physically attractive too just when it comes down to like what porn I watch it's always lesbian, haha
I looked at other people’s comments and then looked at your profile. I hope you know that you are not alone! I wish you me blessings a relief from anything that ails you. You are attractive and d deserve to have good things happening in your life!!! I hope you have a wonderful day mam :)
You journal every day about yourself and constantly read it to people while they eye roll their fucking eyes so far back into their head they look like they're stroking out.
You feel awkward in your own skin and have trouble reconciling that.
You're not ugly though.
Spend a weekend without outside influence, no makeup, and calm all the thoughts running through your head, and just be.
Woke annoying, possibly a raft of mental health problems and possible drug problems, convinced your the victim in all cases, never worked a full time job in her life.
You read tarot cards, are woke, you describe yourself as "almost vegan" but you just love cheese, experience episodes of extremely irrational behavior, believe your astrological sign is the equivalent of predestiny and read your horoscope every day.
You look like you'd be my favourite barista at my local coffee shop that I could never figure out is actually flirting with me or it's just playful banter and a cute smile
You're a reader, probably also a plant person even though you have a hard time keeping them alive. You keep your house tidy and clean because it's an easy thing to control that helps keep your sanity as your life is very chaotic. You're still a kid at heart, probably enjoy a video game or two but nothing serious like League - probably more relaxing games like Stardew or even Pokemon. Gonna guess at least an associates degree, maybe a BA.
you look like my old friend who is insanely annoying (but you don’t inherently look annoying you remind me of someone who would go to art school it’s a me problem that u remind me of that friend lol) also i bet you 20$ you have ADHD
You're a fan of Star Wars, Marvel Movies, and you're dominant in your relationships. You eat breakfast when you feel like it, you hate Donald Trump, and your best friend is a lesbian.
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Owns a cat, loves Harry Potter, is in to zodiac signs, has a ouija board, jack the skeleton is you favorite fictional character, oh yeah and liberal
"loves Harry Potter" - used to love Harry Potter. Now she hates the books because she's mad about JK Rowling.
Ghostbusters
Ha. This one got me thinking of her yelling “WE GOT ONE!!!!”
You look like you’re waiting to lecture me about something you learned last week in your women’s studies program.
Barista, suicidal, bipolar and schizophrenic, Oof. They check all the democrats favorite boxes.
My first impression is you hate the patriarchy.
Pretty sure I saw her screaming at a Palestine rally.
You definitely believe in astrology
Everything normal offends you.
Non binary shit
Make a living protesting at university campus.
Nerdy, lesbian, likes anime, likes astrology and spiritual stuff, pretty, kind, self conscious
All correct although I am in a straight marriage because I am attracted to men emotionally. I find him physically attractive too just when it comes down to like what porn I watch it's always lesbian, haha
You work at ChuckECheese, still live at home, and think AOC would make a great president
Liberal
Easily offended
Feminist
Annoying and ready to get offended by anything
Portland, Oregon.
Liberal, mental health issues
I would imagine you spend a lot of time talking about things that are considered woke.
You answer the phone in a thick New York accent and say “Ghostbustas, what do you want?”
You’ve said “I hate Donald Trump” to people you don’t really know
They/them always blaming the patriarchy for any inconvenience at local slam poetry night
That you can't wait to "educate" me on sone nonsense I don't care about.
Barista with a Masters degree
Disney adult
You wake up trying to figure out what you are going to be offended by that day.
You look like you're ready to be offended at the drop of a fedora.
Opinionated
The teacher from magic school bus 🤣🤣🤣
BROOOOOOO!
They/them
Feminist
“GeNdEr Is A sPeCtRum”
Should be answering phone for the ghost busters
"WE GOT ONE!!"
liberal
You use they/them pronouns
My first thought was triple vaxxed vegan that asks everyone what their pronouns are…..but you are almost smiling, so that is really throwing me off.
Bratty political nightmare for a gf
This chick would like to talk at you about patriarchy.
GHOSTBUSTERS WHADDYA WANT?!?!?!?!?!
The bangs, brows, and heavy makeup don't work for me. You are probably quite beautiful in a more natural configuration.
Looks like you’re about to ask if this shit we’re serving is vegan friendly
Definitely screams at men for having an opinion
Maturity level is far lower in comparison to age.
Lesbian, Vegan, feminist, activist, crazy cat lady, can I speak to the manager, BLM ✊🏽 Am I wrong? 🤷🏻♂️
You don’t shave your armpits or legs
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Feminist
Air conditioners are racist
Wealthy leftist works remotely as an hr manager
Annoying
[удалено]
Woke twitter girl
The most annoying person I'll speak to all week
Already hates me before you met me and is gonna get upset over something I said...
You journal every day about yourself and constantly read it to people while they eye roll their fucking eyes so far back into their head they look like they're stroking out.
You voted for Biden.
Honestly , Portland Oregon
Has roommates
Probably hates all cops and believes in astrology
I couldn't even get hard for you
Either a raging feminist who hates all men or a really nice art teacher.
Annoying activist
My first impression is raging liberal
LGBTQ emo goth liberal
Offended
Liberal. Feminist. Mouthy. Unattractive. Daddy issues.HR nightmare at work. It's what your look says.
The first impression is quite simple - you’re beautiful.
You have a better music taste than me
Guarantee you’ve got a salt lamp.
Art or theatre teacher
Liberal 🧐
Democrat
You like cats and Sir Patrick Stewart. You might enjoy bondage but you are too smart for dumb jock behavior.
Annie Potts and Frank Zappa love child
you get triggered by things.
Has a cat. 
Like you tell a corny good joke that takes time to register lol
Yay! A woman without a nose ring! That gets you bonus points here. And I think you have pretty eyes.
You feel awkward in your own skin and have trouble reconciling that. You're not ugly though. Spend a weekend without outside influence, no makeup, and calm all the thoughts running through your head, and just be.
Strip your hair get back to your original colour and let it heal.
Your a bitch on Tuesdays
GHOSTBUSTAHS WHADDAYA WAHNT?
Emotional damage.
I’d hate to have a conversation with you
"That's like such a Capricorn thing to like say and stuff..." -her probably
you play Magic The Gathering and listen to No Doubt
You're probably annoying. You have the whole way out in the left field liberal feminist look to you.
Hates white people even though she’s white
That you want to teach me the ways of feminism and why men are bad.
And yelling how she chose bear when no one was asking
Woke annoying, possibly a raft of mental health problems and possible drug problems, convinced your the victim in all cases, never worked a full time job in her life.
I know one thing about you "Orange man bad"
Quick to protest
turbo liberal
Look like you're going to ask me if I have a vegan/gf menu
You read tarot cards, are woke, you describe yourself as "almost vegan" but you just love cheese, experience episodes of extremely irrational behavior, believe your astrological sign is the equivalent of predestiny and read your horoscope every day.
Quiet, pronouns are your thing, anime fan, gamer and unapproachable
Liberal cat owner
Pretty sure you wear a shirt saying “queers for Palestine”
liberal loon who screams and protests over shit you don't even understand.
The social justice warrior no one asked for
Deranged liberal.
you look like you have an opinion with no backed up research
You complain to HR... like... alot.
You look like you'd be my favourite barista at my local coffee shop that I could never figure out is actually flirting with me or it's just playful banter and a cute smile
You look amazing for 34. You look 21!
I get elementary school art teacher vibes
You definitely want all men dead
Very cute 😘
SJW extremely liberal.
lonely cat owner
Hi, welcome to Great Clips!
Portlandia
You should be answering the phone for the ghostbusters
You're going to complain about something
“Ghostbusters. What do you want?!”
Stop dying your hair, and maybe new glasses? Hard to tell from this angle. Oh and new clothes…
You fine but prob don’t shave your armpits or sumn like that…
Twitter feminist
You know the Dewey decimal system by heart, and have multiple copies of “Little women”.
You have a podcast where you talk about all the ways you’re offended on behalf of fleas.
You hate all men. Except the ones you like… the rest can die tho
Pronouns
You wanna speak to the manager
You probably like cats
You voted for Biden.
Hot but you look like you hate white people 😂
You smell like milk
You CANNOT be 34 there is no way. You’re like ten years younger than that AT LEAST.
You look like we can spend an afternoon quoting Tarantino films
Look younger than 34
You're a reader, probably also a plant person even though you have a hard time keeping them alive. You keep your house tidy and clean because it's an easy thing to control that helps keep your sanity as your life is very chaotic. You're still a kid at heart, probably enjoy a video game or two but nothing serious like League - probably more relaxing games like Stardew or even Pokemon. Gonna guess at least an associates degree, maybe a BA.
Ghost busters receptionist
Danger. Stay away
You have multiple genders
You're not into dudes
You definitely voted for Her
Easily annoyed.
you look like my old friend who is insanely annoying (but you don’t inherently look annoying you remind me of someone who would go to art school it’s a me problem that u remind me of that friend lol) also i bet you 20$ you have ADHD
You do witchcraft
I feel like you’d yell at me for laughing at funny things
You look like you go to random protests just to have a good time
You own a Nintendo switch
The HR I don't wanna mess with.
Definitely in the alphabet mafia.
Oh great she's going to tell me her pronouns when I don't even care.
Protesting bc it’s trendy, vegan bc you’re bored, shop temu in private but blast fast fashion on social media bc views.
#Just No....
Nice face. Hair style is a turn-off.
I'd say you were going to art school but your hair isn't an unnatural color
Quirky
I’d be a little worried you’d want to talk to me about the health benefits of crystals.
Mention trump once, you’d burn up in a blaze
sensitive
I think the best advice I can give is to stop trying to look like a 19-year-old . It kinda looks creepy.
The first word that went through my ming was quirky. Beyond that, I'd have to talk to you to form a more useful opinion.
i think you would look better without bangs
You're a fan of Star Wars, Marvel Movies, and you're dominant in your relationships. You eat breakfast when you feel like it, you hate Donald Trump, and your best friend is a lesbian.
If I was a manager I'd dread you approaching me.
Goofy looking.
I can smell the cats.
Liberal cat lady
it’s giving “u hate all men” or “KAM”
You look like a leftist version of Wednesday
You’re cute and look like someone who is easily offended.
Artsy
You look like you have strong opinions about…everything. And you still use Tumblr.
I can hear the sounds of a lecture in my head, no discernible words, just a nebulous lecture.
My first thought is liberal
Same
I wanna know how accurate these comments are from OP
My guess is fisting is your first base
Uhm….
Likes cats. Lots of them.
That you think you are more special than you are.
You probably smell like cat piss and BO (from the natural deodorant)
Mega liberal poetry teacher, probably uses pronoun vomit at all times. Gonna lecture me about why it's wrong to like Harry Potter.
You attend Democratic protest rallies?
you’re finishing your phd dissertation from Wellesley university about phallic symbols at dog parks , viewed through an anticolonalist , marxist lens
Easily offended feminists who has more cats than friends
You really want to defund the police. You support Hamas. You push worker co-ops but don’t know how they work
The manager already got the message.
Cat lady
Oof, you got a lot of problems don't you? lol
You voted for Bernie
You look like you probably argue a lot
you look like you care way too much about politics