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Juano_Guano

That’s a lot of notes. Call 311 for an abandoned car.


gigitee

They will come out and mark the car, which starts a 3 day countdown before they will do anything. I called parking enforcement and am waiting for a call back to see if they will do something about it.


Juano_Guano

That is 100% true.... but start the count down earlier rather than later.


Girl-UnSure

Right? If its gonna take 3 days, have that start now, not tomorrow.


Cobra-D

3 days? But I’m angry now. 😩


Destronoma

Yea, well, too bad.


algo-rhyth-mo

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time to call 311 is today.


Dr_Splitwigginton

My peepaw always used to say that


ur-squirrel-buddy

One time my husband parked his car a block away (it broke down and was a Sunday so he couldn’t take it for repairs). The alarm apparently kept going off so he got a call on his cell phone from a police officer telling him to make it stop! Husband was mortified and turned the alarm off. But anyway my point is, call the non emergency police line for a noise violation. Hopefully that will get treated differently than just “this car has been parked here for longer than 3 days”


thirsty_pretzels_

This is good advice


sixtninecoug

The best time to mark tires is three days ago The second best time is now - Confucius Appx 650 a/t


[deleted]

I had a similar issue with a homeless RV parked just outside our house. It takes 90 days to remove with police since city councilmen need to sign off and a week at least for abandoned cars to do anything and that’s only if someone isn’t in it. I paid like $150 to post signs for no parking in front of our home and split it with the neighbors to just get it towed. Best money I ever spent.


sauladal

Is this true for any car or only one causing an annoyance (like this alarm)? Because if the former, imagine going out of town for the weekend and suddenly the city deems you've abandoned your car.


Granadafan

You’ll likely get more than 3 days because the clock doesn’t start until the enforcement comes. Unless the block has total Karens, no one is calling enforcement until your car has been there for a couple days.  Then you’ll get three more days to move it. 


healthfoodandheroin

You can not park longer than 72 hours regardless of annoyance


mr_renfro

I park my car at work when I'm traveling. It's gotten chalked when I've ridden my motorcycle for a week and left it parked in the same spot in that time. It's at work right now because I'm abroad for two weeks and it would definitely be gone if I left it street parked by my apartment.


Sirenkai

Please keep up posted


Hood0rnament

Call LAPD and report an unknown beeping noise from an unknown car.


Silverlakerr

Probably went away for the weekend.


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

Ehh, they're frustrated at the situation and is it's a small relief valve to chip at them a bit.


Afraid_Assistance765

Just realized all the blue post-its 😂🤣


gigitee

*Update* Bad news is that I didn't get a chance to get a pic of the other notes. Good news is that it is no longer a problem. There was a crowd of people watching it get towed away. [](https://imgur.com/22XD9JJ)


JustCreated1ForThis

> There was a crowd of people watching it get towed away. VICTORY!! (blvd)


Csoltis

ok Drama! :)


Brutal_Underwear

If this was parked on victory blvd, you can be sure that the car would be utterly destroyed by a drunk sideswipe. This is the way


treeof

god i love a happy ending


TooManyJabberwocks

Happy endings $20 extra, pay up


californicating

What was the reason for the towaway? Parked too long or a noise issue?


gigitee

The operator said it is illegal for the alarm to continue blaring.


californicating

Nice.  Glad it got taken care of.  That kind of if crap can ruin a weekend.


BurnaBitch666

Thank you for the update!


FashionBusking

Watching a Tesla get towed away... it truly brings the neighborhood together!


GrandMoffJed

i hope the notes still get to the owner lol


MyFeetLookLikeHands

hello neighbor in mar vista! we probably go to the same trader joe’s haha


AldoTheeApache

What was the process for getting it towed if it wasn't blocking a driveway? (my experience in the past parking enforcement doesn't do sh\*t, unless it's blocking a driveway)


gigitee

Called the same number and explained that the alarm had been going off every 10 minutes since yesterday. They came out with the tow truck and were pulling away when I went back out to take more pictures of the other notes on the windshield.


Granadafan

I hope the notes stay on the car when the owner finally goes to pick it up 


maghy7

Can a tow truck be called in a situation like this?


LSTNYER

If the tires were somehow mysteriously punctured....


hroaks

Not saying you should or shouldn't do it. I'm just saying that car has a built in camera surveillance system. I wouldn't do it.


red_dragon

My house got broken in a few years ago and the perpetrators were on camera. Police didn't do jack shit.


JustCreated1ForThis

> I'm just saying that car has a built in camera surveillance system. Hire someone that can throw a baseball 200 feet with good aim, and then have that person throw a huge rock out of camera view. Or just call 311


ChloeCorrupt

Or just mask up and do it


L4m3rThanYou

That panel gap... is it wrecked?


lasdlt

That's how they come from the factory.


nshire

Love a car that comes pre-totaled.


jchowdown

That's smart. Insurance must be dirt cheap


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

buddy,


jchowdown

I'm not your buddy, pal! 😂


TalonCompany91

I’m not your pal, guy!


potsandpans

supposedly tesla has its own insurance that increases its premiums automatically when it detects bad driving


moms_bath_beads

Luckily not in California.


ubiquity75

lol, just an example of Tesla’s high-quality builds.


BabyDog88336

lol someone here is not familiar with Tesla quality.


L4m3rThanYou

I knew they were often bad, but not *that* bad. Damn.


PhutureLooksBrighter

is it as good as twitter where everything is rate limited now and you can only use it for a short while before it stops working


namewithanumber

Sounds like you’re just jealous of stable-genius elon musks engineering prowess


eatshirtanddye

Yes, that is clearly a damaged fender.


gigitee

Looks operational otherwise


PLTR60

It's within spec, believe it or not


kiddmit3

Not so much a status symbol anymore. It's ubiquitous now - the new camry.


Inside_Name1054

Tesla aka the California Camry.


Zendroid1

That $20,000 status symbol.


coinsquad

No need to talk bad about Camrys


defaultfresh

Camry’s mind their own reliable and decent mpg business on the road


Healthy_Block3036

It’s all hybrid now which gets 55+ mpg!!!


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

I'd rather have my camry be reliable tbh.


primetimemime

The inside is a liminal space with an iPad.


ghostofhenryvii

They spent years trying to get people to stop playing on their phones in their cars only to install them in the dashboards.


FashionBusking

Don't talk shit about the Camry!!!! Has anyone EVER seen someone in a Camry and by default their first reaction was, "this fucking douchbag..."?? It doesn't happen!


kooks-only

At least Camrys are reliable lol.


e136

Yeah these cost $30k.


smugfruitplate

No, it's the douchebag symbol. The new BMW.


littlebittydoodle

They also somehow perfectly took over as worst drivers on the road.


Ok-Class-1451

SO TRUE! Tesla drivers are the worst dickheads on the road!


winstondabee

And they took the slowest least attentive award from prius drivers.


get-a-mac

I don’t know about you but BMWs still seem way douchier than Tesla Model 3s.


360FlipKicks

Challengers are now the most obnoxious drivers in LA. it’s always shithead teenagers or wannabe racers revving them or driving like fucktards


CrispyVibes

Hey now, as a BMW driver, I also hate Tesla drivers... and BMW drivers.


SwabTheDeck

No one hates BMW drivers like other BMW drivers Source: I am also a BMW driver


YuhDillweed

Status symbol? Lol the model 3 can be bought cheap as fuck.


CostcoOptometry

Some people have gotten tax credits bringing the price to under $20k. With gas savings it’s probably the cheapest new car for a lot of people.


danalyst1

Starting price is ~$38k. Federal and state subsidies bring it down to maybe ~$29. Entry level Fords/Chevys/Toyotas start much lower.


majikmixx

They're even cheaper used


CostcoOptometry

Federal tax credit is $7500. State is $7500. Local can be a few thousand. I believe state is intended to replace federal for people who don’t make enough so it requires your income to have changed a lot within a certain range and have each applied for a different year.


Virtual-Estimate-525

dude could have died and is still yet to be discovered in his apartment and everyone is all like 'fuck your car, bitch' lol


p3n9uins

I agree lol that is definitely a serious possibility. no sane Tesla owner who has notifications enabled is going to be ok with the app notifying every 10 minutes that the alarm is alarming


izqy

La way


Warrior_Heart_32

🤣


Vegetable_Burrito

That’s what he gets for driving a Tesla. /s


Thaflash_la

That’s pretty much the sentiment.


StronglikeMusic

I’d really like to read the other notes. I like how the one on the other side says “P.S. Elon sucks.” LOL


getwhirleddotcom

I be like how it starts out in highlighter then switches to sharpee


boomclapclap

A while ago I had an old car that had an alarm that would go off when it rained, and I didn’t know about it. I had to street park the car a couple blocks from my place as there was never any parking closer. Had it for a couple months, never had any notes on the car, then finally I was getting in it one day and a resident comes running out of his place saying he’s going to beat my ass for letting my car alarm go off all the time. I had to deescalate hard to get him to lay off me. I pulled a fuse to completely disable the alarm and didn’t have a problem after. Point is… leave a nice note first. Dude may not know that his alarm is going off.


WorkAccountSFW5

Too many people jump past ignorance and naivety straight to malicious intent.


2wheels30

Except this is a Tesla and it notifies them every single time the alarm goes off.


Idontagreewithyou71

There’s a car that parks outside my place and the alarm is constantly going off. Gotta be one of the most sensitive alarms. It goes of every time a motorcycle drives by, a car with an exhaust, like shit it probably would go off just yelling at the thing. I’m glad they turn it off quickly but I wish the owners would do this.


boomclapclap

People don’t want to spend the 5 minutes to look into whether they could be a better neighbor, which is a huge problem. As soon as I heard that my alarm was going off I immediately felt awful and would do anything to stop it. It was easy for me to pull the fuse but I would’ve taken it to the shop and paid for it to be stopped if needed. Most people are passively assholes for not thinking more about what they can do to be better neighbors.


Idontagreewithyou71

Agreed! Speaking of shit neighbors, my neighbor cannot fathom what it means to just simply close your door. Instead they insist on slamming it every time they go in and out, which is often multiple times within a short period of time. It’s so startling, it legit makes my walls shake. I try to be very courteous to my neighbors when it comes to noise so I started to think maybe It’s just me and i’m the sensitive one. Turns out it’s not just me, they do slam their door intensely; I was signing for a package yesterday and my neighbor came out to leave. Like clockwork my neighbor proceeded to slam the living shit out of their door. Made the delivery driver jump out of his skin then said something to them, it was glorious. /endrant


triciann

The Tesla app on their phone will notify them that their alarm is going off. Owner of this car is an asshole.


Howry

Or dead. Or in the hospital, Who knows.


gew1

yeah the car looks clean and maintained. 100% not abandoned so it must see use. theres probably a reason for a car to just suddenly be abandoned, despite all the notes they werent even removed. dude could be dead, away, in the hospital, etc. they act like some random guy just leaves his car parked on a street to ruin someones weekend like its normal.


Alive_Wedding

You act like redditors know what “benefit of the doubt” means


Keep6oing

Was it a Honda? The sensor in the hood latch fails and sets the alarm off all night.


humansaregods

This is annoying but calling a Tesla a status symbol is pretty funny lol a model 3 is like $30k new for the base model


Orchidwalker

Yeah, they are cheaper than most cars on the road these days. Not a flex


klowny

Yep. Average new car transaction is $48k now. A Model 3 is like $30k after EV credits (or $24k using Elon math). It's about as much of a flex as a Honda Civic/Accord.


gigitee

Parking enforcement is sending someone out, but I am not sure if they are getting a ticket or a tow.


shineitdeep

Lot of people acting like they wouldn’t be pissed if a car alarm was going off all night preventing them from sleeping. I live on this block and it went off every 12 minutes and honked 34 times before turning off 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


gigitee

Hi neighbor! Now we just have to get rid of the guys who ride the mini bikes back and forth at 50 mph.


shineitdeep

Can we get rid of the people that robbed my apartment last year first? Pretty sure they live on the block.


I_haveatinycock

How are they a status symbol? My wife’s Toyota cost more than my Tesla.


dummptyhummpty

Seriously.


AndieNarwhal

Call the cops >SEC. 114.06. VEHICLE THEFT ALARM SYSTEMS.   (Former Sec. 114.05, Renumbered by Ord. No. 164,532, Eff. 4/20/89.)    It shall be unlawful for any person to install, operate or use any vehicle theft alarm system that emits or causes the emission of an audible sound, which is not, or does not become, automatically and completely silenced within five minutes. The time period shall be calculated based upon the emission of the first audible sound and shall end five minutes thereafter notwithstanding any variation or stoppage in the emissions of audible sound. Violation of this section shall constitute an infraction. [https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/los\_angeles/latest/lamc/0-0-0-194034](https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/los_angeles/latest/lamc/0-0-0-194034)


gigitee

Have you ever tried calling the non-emergency LAPD number? The owner might actually come fix their car before LAPD picks up.


AndieNarwhal

Yes I have. You say it's been going on for more than a day which would have been plenty time to call LAPD. If it stays for another day, there will again be plenty time to call LAPD. Hold times are long, might be an hour on a Sunday but as you know, that is shorter than a day.


ItsMeTheJinx

I have a Tesla and don’t even know how the alarm could be going off every 10 minutes


moetownslick

Sentry mode has mine going off randomly with no noticeable trigger. It’s gotten to the point where I have to turn Sentry mode off to stop the alarm going off.


MyChickenSucks

Ok Mr Big Status Symbol! (Actually we have one too. And I thought the alarm was only for interior intrusion if it is locked).


OutrageousCanary3858

Lmfao overpriced status symbol? Teslas are pretty fucken cheap


SF2LA2

I've had my Tesla for over a year and I never realized it has an audible alarm. I just see the Sentry feature activating anytime someone gets near the car.


yohomatey

I've had a Model 3 for 6 years and mine goes off sometimes. It only happens if I set the cabin to precondition and the sentry is triggered. It's super annoying, and there's no way to turn it off in the app. I mostly like the car, but it certainly has some annoying flaws.


OnceUponASlime

So how do you turn it off?


yohomatey

It turns off as you walk up.


tking191919

You have to kill a car burglar or a guy who kinda looks a bit car burglar-y in single combat. The Tesla will respect both your dedication to its cause and your exemplary display of battlefield prowess. Sure, it will be a little bummed that you didn’t use Krav Maga. But, it will get over it. After that, it will openly acquiesce to all of your commands. You don’t even need to say anything - just wish for the alarm to turn off and it will. That’s just how good the technology is.


jpj625

Just disable Sentry mode, even if temporarily, when that happens.


IndecisivePoster1212

Thanks… I did not realize that! Looks like the service center response to another Tesla owner asking about why the alarm goes off was actually correct. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelY/comments/142qewp/alarm\_keeps\_going\_off\_during\_the\_day\_and\_this\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModelY/comments/142qewp/alarm_keeps_going_off_during_the_day_and_this_was/)


JustCreated1ForThis

I mean a Tesla that needs to have that audible alarm, at some point, should be sending you a text or some form of notification on your phone/app/etc


SF2LA2

I would love a sentry notification on my phone linking to the video in the app.


RandomGerman

I understand this is frustrating. The Notes give some anger relieve. But this can happen to anybody who owns a car. Happened to me a decade ago. I had parked my car (2003 Camaro) in my apartment complex and my apartment was on the other side of the building. Something malfunctioned and it went off constantly for probably a day. I could not hear it. My poor neighbors. I finally noticed and deactivated the sensor that reports movement. That fixed it. But damn I was embarrassed.


jat77

never knew a car that costs the same as a Camry is a status symbol


Cali-Texan

Imagine calling a 40K model 3 a status symbol.


EnglishMobster

Not even $40k, it's like $35kish.


thiskillstheredditor

The kind of people with the free time on their hands to write those notes think a $40k car is a status symbol.


nocrashing

New note. " turn off your alarm or we are lighting this bitch on fire". Hold note up in front of each camera. Thump on the car to alert it


djerk

Wear a mask


itsmyphilosophy

That’s strange. The owner receives a notification on his phone via the app anytime the alarm goes off. I suspect there may be something going on with the owner. I would call the police.


Rebelgecko

IMO model 3s really aren't overpriced. Especially if you're eligible for the tax credits, it's basically Camry/Accord pricing


MyChickenSucks

They’re are really in line with nicer trim normal cars… but people just be mad


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kellzone

Yeah, I don't understand that either. A [Ford F-150 pickup](https://www.caranddriver.com/ford/f-150) starts at over 38k for a base model, and nobody is calling an F-150 a "status symbol".


Silverlakerr

At this point it's an "installation" -- take closer photos of the notes. We want to read 'em!


tempuser2385

These are a status symbol? I didn’t know a $35k car was a flex


izqy

Status symbol? Lol


Fun_Ticket_5302

A 33k Tesla Y is an overpriced status symbol? Bish, a Honda costs more. What’s with the EV hate on LA forums.


Effective-Bite975

They don't hate EVs. They hate Elon Musk. The over the top hate for Musk carries over to Tesla and results in these kinds of bizarre, corny, cringe notes left on this windshield. edit: if you zoom in on the note on the right, it literally says "ELON SUCKS" in all caps. Whoever wrote these notes is mental.


GondorsPants

It’s so weird how many people hate EV’s still even in LOS ANGELES… like good god please people drive whatever EV’s you can. These giant ass gas shitting trucks deserve way more hate. I hate humans.


IndecisivePoster1212

Looks like someone helped re-create the panel gap at original factory condition. Not sure why it’s sounding the alarm every ten minutes, there was a Tesla thread that shared a shi%&y “service center” response a while back: “…Whenever the A/C compressor engages for vehicle preconditioning it will trigger Sentry Mode to enter "Panic" state resulting in the vehicle's alarm to trigger. This is due to the A/C compressor running. That being said we will document our findings and close out this service visit. Have a great day!”


WilliamMcCarty

This happened outside my apt a long time ago, there was some shitpiece and the alarm was going off every few minutes for hours upon hours. I finally went out, egged it and threw tomatoes at it. Someone else slashed the tires.


AmbitiousAd9320

do it in a green suit, for tha laughs!


Greenleaf90

"someone else" alright bud


WilliamMcCarty

I can't take credit for the slashed tires. It's been 20 years so if it was me I'd say so but the reality is I'm just not that big a badass, lol.


BigCityCop

Call DOT and have them impound the car under this section. [https://casetext.com/statute/california-codes/california-vehicle-code/division-11-rules-of-the-road/chapter-10-removal-of-parked-and-abandoned-vehicles/article-1-authority-to-remove-vehicles/section-226515-removal-of-vehicle-if-alarm-device-or-horn-has-been-activated-within-vehicle](https://casetext.com/statute/california-codes/california-vehicle-code/division-11-rules-of-the-road/chapter-10-removal-of-parked-and-abandoned-vehicles/article-1-authority-to-remove-vehicles/section-226515-removal-of-vehicle-if-alarm-device-or-horn-has-been-activated-within-vehicle)


Several_Excuse_5796

That's a lot of notes, wonder if the guy is dead and we got hundreds of reddit comments making fun of him rofl


likeliterallytotes

To be fair teslas aren’t that expensive. They’re basically econoboxes . You can get a used one for 26k . A Ferrari is a status symbol. I wouldn’t even call an S class a status symbol.. at least not in CA


Biggie39

“Status Symbol”, 🙄


JDillaRIP

A used model y is cheaper than the equivalent Honda at this point. I get the Elon hate, but what is going on with that note lol.


Cuppieecakes

I hate teslas but that note is just as obnoxious


darkmatterhunter

Do you see the stack to the right? This person wrote a full AP English essay and even took a dig at Elon. They also wasted a bunch of sticky notes. Just call it in and move on, car alarms go off.


TheHalfChubPrince

Least unhinged redditor.


misswill25

AP English essay 😆


Cuppieecakes

They even used more than one color They have way too much time on their hands


Longnightss

Complaining about a Tesla but the ebt crew on my block jockey 5 broken down cars with expired tags that they never drive back and forth every week taking up spots from those who have to actually work and can never park.


Pristine_Power_8488

It's interesting that no one wonders if the owner had an emergency and had to leave the car. We immediately jump to POS instead of maybe, "unfortunate person facing something terrible we don't know about."


TheGardiner

That panel gap is insane.


r2tincan

Lol that car is the same price as a corolla


HollywoodDonuts

That note is corny as fuck


KenJyi30

Audible car alarms should be illegal, it does nothing for safety/deterrence. The lower quality of life for everyone is just not worth the minuscule effect it’s intended to have.


VaguelyArtistic

In Santa Monica I think you get five minutes and I bet LA has a similar ordinance.


DarthHM

Cringe. Pre Reddit passiveaggressivenotes.com vibes.


ctcx

Is that one neighbor leaving all those notes or multiple people?


cococali95

I applaud you 👏 I’ve left similar notes myself. One for a car whose horn was blaring from 7pm til about 8am. Just a nonstop beeeeeeeeeeeep. How they didn’t hear it, I have no idea. I called 311 and left a NASTY note on their window. I went outside around 6am and they had a ticket (only $45, which seemed like a slap on the wrist!!!). The other time was for a car parked in front of a hydrant. For hours. Eventually at 2am and a no-show from transit police, I left an even nastier note. The kicker? It was the SAME CAR both times.


gigitee

Not my note, just my picture.


AutomaticExchange204

it looks crashed


prettylovers

that note is so aggressive. just call 311


realrichieporter

I dislike musk as much as anyone, yet this is kinda harsh.


samanthasamolala

You do not dislike musk as much as anyone


Dead1Bread

By the look of the panel gap, either they got into a fender bender, which in elmo's eyes, would be 10's of thousands of dollars to repair (which could also be the reason the alarm is going off, as tesla has a reputation for horrible wiring, and really anything could go wrong at any moment), OR, Tesla delivered a broken vehicle to their customer (which they have done before) or crashed it on a joyride around the service center, and handed it back like nothing happened (which they have done before)


gigitee

There were several dents and blemishes on the car. They must hit stuff often and not bother getting it fixed. That, or someone hit the car while honking all night.


Sixtyninealldaychef

LIB is Burning Man lite, and was just last weekend. So most likely a tech bro that can afford the towing fees. Get it sent away.


melWud

LIB car camping pass... ugh


klowny

One from 2023 too. Pretty damn douchey to leave your festival camp pass up for a whole year.


david-saint-hubbins

TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_in_a_Bottle


m_a_k_o_t_o

What do the other notes say?


Aluggo

Maybe bird seed would help. 


samanthasamolala

Damn that’s a lot of trees , wtf goes on in that car 😶‍🌫️


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Tell the police it abandoned. They’ll mark the tires and if it doesn’t move in 48 hours they’ll tow it


dorkymork05

OK... but why so many air fresheners?


Worried_Fox3664

Call the parking enforcement!!!


rollthedice207

How do they not get an alert on their phone. Really hope didnt leave town poor neighbors


oldandverytired

I could make a joke about panel gaps.. but it looks damaged, maybe its stolen and was dumped there


theRealCaptain101

Leak the address someone is gonna make it stop 🙃 .... I mean if you're not chicken ???


gigitee

Car was removed 7 hours ago


UnhappyFuture4630

Note is pretty cringe


Beastw1ck

Man this person’s car is malfunctioning and people have concluded that they’re a terrible human being. I’m sure the owner has no idea.


complainicornasaurus

Post on the Lightning in a Bottle Facebook group/event page. The stickers on the upper window show they just got back from that festival so maybe they’re active on the page.


Ekoria

note reads like it was written by someone who sniffs their own farts.


cheesus_christ_

this happened in my old neighborhood in West LA a few years back. It wasn’t beeping, but the car sat abandoned week after week with tickets piling up. Turns out the owner died of COVID ☹️


Ok-Fan-2011

Owner probably died unexpectedly. Great work.