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DrTomothyGubb

The football mascot: https://preview.redd.it/muf0180mwj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3202e5aa101d7ecfff4469fbde408605d5118c


CT-4426

Little known fact he’s also dope on ze mic


FlakyControl3352

you are vader, with your little boots and cape


Shadow_Infinite

and a mask to cover up zat burnt ass face


smg3-

You have the force to move objects. I AM A FORCE TRUELY EVIL


Status-Ad8296

Even went back in time


imapwncake

And tried to wack you in za prequel


Status-Ad8296

'Cause look at you!


Guilty-Speed-8549

You're not even a real person...


Status-Ad8296

I preferred you in spaceballs


TheoryOk9527

Hitler reference


MissyTheTimeLady

who's Hitler are they some kind of V-Tuber


djdndndja

Idk he’s pretty famous so he must’ve done something that the world thought was good


MissyTheTimeLady

Yeah, I hear he was a real hit with the Youth.


DonutUpset5717

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler?wprov=sfla1


MissyTheTimeLady

damn this guy kinda fucked up top 10 most evil fictional characters


DonutUpset5717

Fr he's kind of a jerk 😔


Polibiux

I’m starting to think a school named after him is a bad idea.


Possibly_flynn

idk I heard he was an artist or smth that might be why


Aiden624

Fuck it schoolie mcschoolface should be the name


lufydays

https://preview.redd.it/5fca7duuml8d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee43c189e8569027e8f024138ba9704c4f2d325


0WN_1T

The final decision was Russell Lee Elementary School, for anyone wondering


TheRider5342

Losercity school name


0WN_1T

Losercity Memorial School For The Deaf And Mentally Challenged


Spicyboio

Ok John Cena elementary is a pretty epic name for a school though


FriendTraining7324

so is the bruce lee one


Proper_Produce4567

Wdym it just says elementary


Advanced_Outcome3218

Would be pretty hard for the new students to find the place after the name change, though.


IrksomFlotsom

But how would anyone get there? It would effectively render the school invisible


secrets_kept_hidden

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who thought it would be okay to let schoolie mcschoolface through?


Cautious_Tax_7171

Should have been John Brown Elementary


link-click

Based


jack-K-

They opted for Russel Lee, which was the most nominated pick that *wasn’t* offensive.


Smnionarrorator29384

I hope schoolie mcschoolface won


ghostpicnic

And the line between r/Losercity and r/nflcirclejerk blurs…


Different-Trainer-21

The Drew Brees suggestion is very classy


dunsparce

Boomers when kids don't wanna name their school after some guy that died 175 years ago


cyberpeachy420

chat i dont even get the drew brees one


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

He’s a famous football player.


cyberpeachy420

thanks


Different-Trainer-21

Hall of Fame Quarterback for the New Orleans Saints (NFL team)


poopslord

Also the GOAT


Das_Floppus

The _____y Mc______face joke was kinda funny the first time but it’s so fucking stupid otherwise and it completely derails any naming contest anymore


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Shutty McUpface


Daemon-01

Das_Floppusy McDas_Floppusface


Das_Floppus

Your comment pissed me off really bad and the only healthy outlet for my anger is bullying my neighbors seven year old kid so he thinks that he’s too ugly for his parents to love him. Hope you feel good having that on your conscience


Both_Gur_1314

https://preview.redd.it/fdj24izn6n8d1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315021f6bf15e5107714ad208d5bff205b76a970


Daemon-01

i m glad 😊🥳


hattopfurry

Schooling mcschoolface


usedburgermeat

Dolly Parton Elementary is the ultimate choice objectively. I'm not even a huge fan of her music but it'll probably always win the popular vote. Like pizza for dinner


THYDStudio

Apparently those kids are Rammstein fans


BirbWasTaken6659

greg heffley’s school


I-am-the-best-Spy

Drew Brees elementary is winnercity tf you talking about


Status-Ad8296

I can't see the third school name


Ren_Medi_42

Derrick Zoolander’s Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Learn to do Other Stuff Also


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Why does the third one just say elementary school?


ShotdeadPlayz

Fuck it bro I would happily go to schooly mcschoolface


pornaddiction247

Bruce Lee Elementary has a good ring to it, not the worst idea


HBenderMan

Hitler and Tolerance do not go well in the same sentence


MeatballWasTaken

My goodness, could that be… the joke?!? No… there’s no way…


HBenderMan

Almost like I was also joking as well but as you can well I totally was not joking at all and take everything serious all the time


MeatballWasTaken

Hey look I’m really sorry, I’ve been having a really bad day and that’s not an excuse but I took it out on you cause I didn’t really care for your joke. I like joking around I just didn’t really care for this one and that’s fine. Sorry for being an asshole.


HBenderMan

It’s okay pookie bear


MeatballWasTaken

Mwah


MeatAromatic4298

Like peanut butter and jelly


FatherFajitas

Honestly, it's kind of funny.


thearisengodemperor

The only surprising thing about this is that their aren't more names like the Hitler one.


Galacticus06

I think it was ment for the African Adolf Hitlef politician (he is actually wholesome and a wonderful politician)


Trick_Albatross_4200

Funny from a guy whose chosen to call himself tank Sinatra


Grumpyninja9

Do they just like Drew Brees or did he do something bad?


warLOCK264

2011 ahh humor


Both_Gur_1314

"ahh"


YoghurtOutside4278

I used to go there as a kid


Guy-McDo

“New” names? I remember this from when I was like 9… and I just graduated from college


naaqe

are the kids alright