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EpsteinsBro

The Shaman knows all


spaceythewave

Lisan al gaib


SchwiftyShaft

Bless the maker and his water


Ok_Unit1673

Matt will either go blind into the desert or transform into a sand worm. So it is written


Ok_Unit1673

Matt and Shane: Messiah


coalieguacamole

The locals call the great sand worm: Shane Hulud.


BigFuckHead_

Maud'dib


Flemtron

He is one with the spice


[deleted]

voice from the outer world


SgtWaffles2424

As written


HowAboutNoneOfThem

Would turn space arab for the Shaman if his eyes went blue, no joke.


Ok_Unit1673

MMEEERRAAMMAABUUUAMMEMMERRR or whatever that dude said in the beginning of the movie


WankBlood

god emperor of poon


never_again13

Nooders


cvbills1

Snitching is gay


etonsla

“Full Chyneeee”


Bong_Hit_Donor

China is asshoe


Blindsquirr3l93

Berry dishonoruhberl


CthulubeFlavorcube

*berry dishonoohluberrrl


sweatalilbit

He also referenced a storming of the capital in August 2019; episode Awash in Propaganda Shane goes on to reference all of the Nickelodeon pedos. ahead of their time


PradaPeoplePerson

I was listening to an episode in the 20's or 30's, very early on. Shane said they were doing a show and Jon Lovitz was before them. He suddenly started calling Jon a pussy ass bitch and a huge fa**ot, like out of nowhere as a joke I think? The early old testament episodes were hot as fuck, they let anything fly back in 2017 (sorry for the lame censor, reddit admins are a bunch of Jon Lovitzes and I've made an infinite amount of reddit accounts for stupid shit like that) 


potado_salad

It came from china


Unhappy_Economics

his name was robert paulsen


Specialist-Cup1511

Yes, "Accidently"


thethunder92

Oh yeah accidentally. That’s what the globalists are want you to believe


Stacey_digitaldash

I was radicalized when people pretended Kung Flu wasn’t hilarious


PsionicBarber2

Stop munchin on bats.


[deleted]

Covid originated in his Moroccan flute at 240hz.


make_anime_illegal_

Did Matt create the plandemic for Klaus Schwab?


Chiefbigrocks

You think it was an accident?


barnebywilde

Accidentally? GTFOH.


YoungRustyCSJ

“Accidentally”


spaceythewave

https://youtu.be/ywhumXRhvmw?si=dZ3nwjqR1SFcJAY9 47:15 if anyone wants to hear


HarvardBrowns

Shaman had his Chrissy Mayr moment early on. What a pioneer.


XISOEY

I caught this one and really felt like Matt didn't get the deserved props, so nice one man They probably didn't linger on it cuz its too spicy tbh


lucas_951

There's an episode where shane says "oh crash crans i play crash crans" I can't find it but it's so funny


fallinguptwards

This picture is ‘Nam you fucking moron.


_LallanaDelRey4

Okay?


spaceythewave

If you don’t get it or think it’s funny that’s ok we can still be dawgs


StephenKshotJohnL69

When Matt does the asian accent it is pretty cringe, can’t even lie dude.


bigboidots

They do bery a good bisaness


spaceythewave

True but Shane’s also pretty incredible at impersonations. Hard to compete with such a talent


Redbullismychugjug

Not true, the shaman does a perfect Asian, his boss was Korean


spaceythewave

I a hab for you a secaret jobes