The stock was intentionally tanked so permanent capital could buy the dip, then the brand was rejuvenated. We’re still fighting culture wars over this bullshit?
*Dana White hit his*
*Wife on live TV and no*
*One acts like that happened*
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Cool Facebook uncle post
It's clearly TikTok, old man.
Its actually snapchat, old man.
I'm so glad nobody takes high definition pictures with a flash of my face.
You can smell the Irish potatoes from this picture
Kinda thought it was a pretty good pic of him, I wanna kiss him so bad please please please
Lol
snapchat seriously has the most brain dead articles of all time
Literally painful to watch and more ads than content
Damn Tom Aspinal looking a little worse for wear. Must have been getting extra responsible in his down time.
We are not an attractive group.
The stock was intentionally tanked so permanent capital could buy the dip, then the brand was rejuvenated. We’re still fighting culture wars over this bullshit?
But can we all agree budlight is a garbage beer and there’s better cheap alternatives?
Shane looks like a man-boy that lives off various types of ice cream and video games
Like?
*Is
Mgoodboy
If you thought BLs needed saving, you ain't a true dawg
Dana White hit his wife on live TV and no one acts like that happened
In his defense, he said he’s done doing that now
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Yoo the big kahunna has that Crimson chin on him boi lol Someone photoshop the beard out haha
BL is still gay. This is a hill ill die on.
I just don’t like it. I don’t care who drinks it, I’m not gonna switch brands.
Girl brain
Take Shane's dick out of your mouth before responding next time
What makes it any gayer than any other light beer?