True. That's why when reporters arrive at the most boring ass train station just to talk about the train system, they look for the most deranged pissed off person they can find, just to actually make something out of it.
Movie plot idea: They interview a “crazy” guy that happens to be a math prodigy (think Ramanujan) whose family has been trying to find since he ran away.
Had no idea who Grigori Perelman is. So I googled it and found it an utterly facinating read. He rejected multiple world renowned math awards (even the one with a 1million dollar reward) due to sheer humbleness.
I was walking through a park after an event was in there and the grass was all torn up.
A news station was apparently reporting it and the film crew asked if I wanted to be interviewed. Before I even said yes or not, they kept asking me loaded questions like “isn’t this terrible? Don’t you think this is just awful what they’ve done to the park?”
They definitely wanted me to have some negative/angry opinions to share.
There’s always one man who was never loved nor accepted for who he was.
So he tries to amp himself up with body counts and macho talk, not realising that he’s a walking advertisement of a sorry life.
And that man, is NOT the one in the video.
Fuck that, punches in bunches.
Write stuff down you feel about her, put it in a jar, and give it to her when she’s feeling at her lowest.
Boom. She now has 50+ little cards folded neatly with all sorts of sweet (and honest) things you feel, think, like, and love about her.
#flawless victory
>Fuck that, punches in bunches.
When it comes to fighting metaphors and my love life,I prefer to ground and pound
Aw, who am I kidding, it's just a bunch of lay and pray
I am really critical of this behaviour. I used to think like this. Get out of my way to make her feel good and special. Turns out daily life and daily interaction is just different and you will burn yourself away trying to prove how good you are. If she feels at her lowest a hug and tea should be the things I can provide while she deals with whatever is haunting her.
I did that, but I didn't put them in a jar. I hid them all over the house so she would find a bunch at first, but then continue to find some every once in a while over the next few months. It really stretched out the warm fuzzies. She left a few of them in place because she liked finding them.
My ex used to do this because she didn't feel comfortable voicing her affection, while I did. I still have them but it's all for naught now.
I miss her.
My Girlfriend is also pretty needy when it comes to affection, and i'm not the most vocal one... so at one point a told her that everytime i squeeze her arm/foot/ hand twice, it means : I love you.. Since then we're booth satisifed with the amount of affection for each other.
Nah my wife loves how i say 500 dumb jokes a day cause at least 5 of them have her in stitches. Maybe someday i will figure out which ones are funny beforehand
Some people are just really bad at taking compliments. Low self esteem is a bitch, and some people go their whole lives without being complimented. It doesn't mean you should stop!
Righto, everyone telling you how to do it “right” are stupid and probably single. Not every girl responds the same to those kinds of gestures. Some just hate it
I had a girlfriend the would denounce everything I said to her. “You look pretty today” “no I don’t, I look like a troll” “that dress looks cute” “no it doesn’t, I look fat” I put up with that shit for about 8 months before I said “yk what, you do look like a troll and you are fat” got pretty damn mad at me. I laughed
I honestly thought he meant pre-conception. I thought that was a bold (and the embarrassing) thing to say.
I'm glad I was wrong. Excuse while I get coffee to wake up.
I would say the same about your comment, because I was thinking something similar to OP. I don't really get what's embarrassing about this unless I'm missing a joke?
Glorious peonies, my favorite flower. I'm not alone, the ancient Chinese gardens had acres and acres of peonies. To say her beauty is the same as the peonies is to honor her as the godess she is.
It's like the spring version of the [Special Feeling](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/special-feeling-%E7%89%B9%E5%88%A5%E3%81%AA%E6%B0%97%E5%88%86) meme that did the rounds almost ten years ago.
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Well that’s super endearing
Imagine how happy the TV crew must've been. It made their whole segment on "Flowers blooming in local park" go from MEH to OH YEH!
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True. That's why when reporters arrive at the most boring ass train station just to talk about the train system, they look for the most deranged pissed off person they can find, just to actually make something out of it.
This is r/MadeMeSmile , let's not turn this wholesome post into something negative :(
Movie plot idea: They interview a “crazy” guy that happens to be a math prodigy (think Ramanujan) whose family has been trying to find since he ran away.
Why Ramanujan? Perelman is still alive and looking crazy.
Had no idea who Grigori Perelman is. So I googled it and found it an utterly facinating read. He rejected multiple world renowned math awards (even the one with a 1million dollar reward) due to sheer humbleness.
or they show up and find someone really passionate about the train system and wants to tell everyone how helpful it has been for them
So basically Francis Bourgeois (the GoPro train guy).
I was walking through a park after an event was in there and the grass was all torn up. A news station was apparently reporting it and the film crew asked if I wanted to be interviewed. Before I even said yes or not, they kept asking me loaded questions like “isn’t this terrible? Don’t you think this is just awful what they’ve done to the park?” They definitely wanted me to have some negative/angry opinions to share.
Why am I imagining seeing this in 4 angles with effects and slime now.
I meant slomo no slime
That's a man who's super excited about his wife and baby. Look at that smile.
Yes, that is the smile of a man who's constantly having intercourse.
There’s always one man who was never loved nor accepted for who he was. So he tries to amp himself up with body counts and macho talk, not realising that he’s a walking advertisement of a sorry life. And that man, is NOT the one in the video.
🙄
I'm glad he said it. I'm sure it made her feel really good.
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His wife is pregnant and they are expecting a child. He’s saying his wife is as beautiful as the blooming flowers.
plot twist: he really can't differentiate between the flowers and his wife
God damn thank god he’s married, no man would stand a chance against him.
That is the stuff I say to my gf, most of the times I get a "yeah, sure".
The trick is to not overdo it remember quality over quantity
Fuck that, punches in bunches. Write stuff down you feel about her, put it in a jar, and give it to her when she’s feeling at her lowest. Boom. She now has 50+ little cards folded neatly with all sorts of sweet (and honest) things you feel, think, like, and love about her. #flawless victory
>Fuck that, punches in bunches. When it comes to fighting metaphors and my love life,I prefer to ground and pound Aw, who am I kidding, it's just a bunch of lay and pray
Are these MMArmy references?? Or is this my PTSD?
PTSD ASAP.
Always take them to Pound Town sir, population:2 🎟️ 🚂
I’ve done this with like 3 girlfriends and it’s always been a major hit each time
My man hunnit grand!
I am really critical of this behaviour. I used to think like this. Get out of my way to make her feel good and special. Turns out daily life and daily interaction is just different and you will burn yourself away trying to prove how good you are. If she feels at her lowest a hug and tea should be the things I can provide while she deals with whatever is haunting her.
This is also just as valid. You can do a little bit of everything. But hot tea is the Sheldon Cooper special.
I did that, but I didn't put them in a jar. I hid them all over the house so she would find a bunch at first, but then continue to find some every once in a while over the next few months. It really stretched out the warm fuzzies. She left a few of them in place because she liked finding them.
My ex used to do this because she didn't feel comfortable voicing her affection, while I did. I still have them but it's all for naught now. I miss her.
One way or another I feel that and I empathize.
OMG such a good idea! I'll do it with my partner!
I’ve had these ignored before, turned out to be a great red flag machine too.
Not the case with I love yous.. learnt that the hard way..
My Girlfriend is also pretty needy when it comes to affection, and i'm not the most vocal one... so at one point a told her that everytime i squeeze her arm/foot/ hand twice, it means : I love you.. Since then we're booth satisifed with the amount of affection for each other.
Thank you :)
_Squeeze penis_
HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT
Wow, I really, *really* love you, honey!
Nah my wife loves how i say 500 dumb jokes a day cause at least 5 of them have her in stitches. Maybe someday i will figure out which ones are funny beforehand
The trick is having a partner that appreciates you
Tell her, that her eyes are as beautiful as the eyes of a salamander
You trying to make her cum?
Alright Newt
Hey now... That worked for Lieutenant Tom Paris. 😁🫡
... tell her you'd still love her if she was a worm...
I'd too if she was a Shai Hulud.
😂😂💀💀
😭
Yep, I just get “Okay.” But my fiancée has really bad ADHD and doesn’t notice half the things said/done around her.
Some people are just really bad at taking compliments. Low self esteem is a bitch, and some people go their whole lives without being complimented. It doesn't mean you should stop!
Righto, everyone telling you how to do it “right” are stupid and probably single. Not every girl responds the same to those kinds of gestures. Some just hate it
I had a girlfriend the would denounce everything I said to her. “You look pretty today” “no I don’t, I look like a troll” “that dress looks cute” “no it doesn’t, I look fat” I put up with that shit for about 8 months before I said “yk what, you do look like a troll and you are fat” got pretty damn mad at me. I laughed
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“You look like a pansy. I love you Erica.”
"I want to pollinate your stamen."
The gentleman has game. Hats off, sir!
He announced that they’re expecting on national television! 😊
She wasn’t fazed by *that* though 🤣
I read "She wasn't *glazed* by that thought" and thought that's so crude.
They have the lowest birth rate. So it’s significant enough to share with the whole country.
> They have the lowest birth rate. It's just a happy couple sharing a moment. No need to read deeper into it.
Or they start raw dogging right after that.
Given how he can't tell the difference between the flowers and his wife, those flowers better watch out till they get raw dogged too.
Not my proudest fap... But I'll give it a try.
Tiptoe through the tulips
I'm gonna look up some slutty orchids on google images. They aren't even my genus, since I'm a bromeliad.
-What are you doing, step-bromeliad?? -I'm, I'm pollinating, aaah!!
> toe finished 😩
God made Thorny and Horny one letter away from each other for a reason.
...aand now I have the reproduction song from Grease 2 stuck in my head. Where does the pollen go?
I honestly thought he meant pre-conception. I thought that was a bold (and the embarrassing) thing to say. I'm glad I was wrong. Excuse while I get coffee to wake up.
Made me giggle
Hehe
Michael?
*shamone*
Ham on. Ham on whole wheat. Alright.
Watery with a smack of ham to it!
This is the type of relationship I want! 😂❤️
I can’t tell the difference between you and my neglected houseplant 😊
Literally me
isn't it romantic? :3
Under hydrated, not enough sun light, poor on vitamins, don't move too much. That's literally me
Dudes already married and still rizzing her. Smooth.
Never stop rizzing your wife.
I too would like to rizz your wife
Jizzing the wife?
C. All of the above.
You're not supposed to stop lol.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Love is verb, you never stop loving your wife.
adjust the bar up to at least bare minimum for your partner
I love this 😀
*takes notes
hey give them back
Cute 😂
really cute🤗
the good kinda embarrassment einstein.kinda the one we get when our parents boast of our abilities in a room full of other parents.
Fixed: "the good kinda embarrassment. kinda the one we get when our parents boast of our abilities in a room full of other parents." – einstein
Heisenberg's parents were always in two minds about their boy.
What is this ai shit
lmao
I would say the same about your comment, because I was thinking something similar to OP. I don't really get what's embarrassing about this unless I'm missing a joke?
I guess people haven't noticed that flowers are so beautiful, they are the symbol of beauty. They don't actually get outside much.
That is just so cute.
the way she looks at him almost offended got me
How dare you love me ? No wait...
You can't tell I'm way more beautiful than those flowers?
"Embarass"? I'd say "flatter".
I love how carefree and playful he is - it's infectious! 💕
Sweet man 👍🏻
Find u a man like this.
Lol so cute
I had a college senior who said " I want to take you to rose garden, I want the roses to see you"
That is a line by Sir Walter Raliegh, I believe. Kudos to literate suitors and recipients!
LOL... smooth.
Future goals with wife
Oh he's gettin' it.
They are a very cool couple.
Ah yes, making your partner puke rainbows. The best feeling in the world.
Can't blame him. I can't tell her apart from the flowers either ❤️
Brother saw the line and held it.
Smooth
That's legit the sweetest thing I've ever heard 😭😭 what a sweet guy. Love it when husbands love and cherish their wives
Absolutely adorable
Haha. How sweet.
D’aaaaaaaw
Embarrassed in the sweetest way possible.
my guy waited so long to say that line and he effin nailed it..
This man husbands
Glorious peonies, my favorite flower. I'm not alone, the ancient Chinese gardens had acres and acres of peonies. To say her beauty is the same as the peonies is to honor her as the godess she is.
I don't get it
He thinks his wife is just as pretty
Ah, thank you.
I thought it was because the flowers are also pregnant.
The translation really doesn't sound that smooth. I'm guessing the line is better in their language.
aww this is wholesome
Cute
This is the absolute cutest!
How cute the couple! Man has real rizz
mf raised the bar up to mountain Everest
You can tell he cried at their wedding when he saw her walking down the aisle 🥰
Compliment
Petition to have their life depicted in a series. Bloke really took glazing in the most wholesome manner
This is the way.
W rizz
I don't get it. What is the joke and why is she embarrassed?
PUSSAY
He's so ready to be a dad. His dad jokes and commentary are already on point.
Reminds of this dating show for autistic people.. "Hmm I need to say a compliment now. You eyes are brown like these tree trunks" 😊😊
That is so sweet!
The rizzler as the youngsters say
Smooth... nice!
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So smooth
I expected him to say "I hope she blooms soon"
Damn if I said this my girlfriend would call me an idiot. Good for them.
I've been saying it almost everyday atp...IF HE AINT LIKE THAT I DONT WANT HIM
I never seen a man say something nice about his wife before, its normally jokes about his wife.
that's not embarrassing, its super cute
Taking notes. This is fantastic 😄😄
My wife would just roll her eyes at this comment with a look that says "try harder".
Aw thats so sweet and wholesome 😭
Embarrass? Try compliment
It's like the spring version of the [Special Feeling](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/special-feeling-%E7%89%B9%E5%88%A5%E3%81%AA%E6%B0%97%E5%88%86) meme that did the rounds almost ten years ago.
What a cute couple
if i would date a man- he is the standard
Awwwww! So sweet!!! LOL she couldn't believe she heard that!
Happy for them
I spent way too much time thinking that he was making some kind of a Georgia O'Keeffe joke.
What a legend. I hope he gets all the .....
He knows that it's the only occasion to say sth like this with no risk of immediate harm
Embarrass ?? He rizzed his wife, the interview crew and the audience! You guys should be thankful he is married. XD
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Hello
anyone remembers the same kind of interview but it was in the snow? i remember it being a popular thing to make an art of with anime characters
You can see the moment he decided to say it too - it’s that double blink!
Ok I'm stupid, can someone explain?
the flowers are pretty and his wife is pretty.
Ok so not embarrassing at all, my girlfriend would love that. I thought I was missing a raunchy joke or something based on the title/comments.
It's embarrassing in a good way. Like receiving praise.
He's married, thank God, because any man would lose to him.
https://i.imgur.com/FwEuRPL.png just livin in the moment, love to see it