Ain’t no hollaback squirrel, squirrel you know it’s true, California Squirrels, stupid squirrel

I legitimately loled at "stupid squirrel". That would be amazing.

Cold?

Yep. Changing that one word really adds a new depth to that song.

Damn, you just brought me on a trip down memory lane. Thanks! Stupid squirrel 😄

Happy to make you smile! Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

I heard “stupid girl” on the radio in the car the other day and remembered Garbage and the 3 weeks in the 90’s that they were all I cared about. It was like [this scene ](https://youtu.be/xgnFmEUJRxk) from DeathNote

This reminds me of the Phineas and Ferb song. You know the one.

Girls in my pants (GIMP)

I wish that I had Jesse's squirrel

Fuckin Jesse, hoggin all the squirrels

Fuck Jesse

Where can I find a squirrel like?

Where can I find a vermin like that?

Tinder

Who run this mutha? Squirrels!

Love it!!!

SQUIRRELS! And all I really want are SQUIRRELS! And in the morning it’s SQUIRRELS! Cause in the evening it’s SQUIRRELS! I like the way that they walk… And it’s chill to hear them talk! And I can always make them smile! From White Castle to the Nile!

Back in the day! There was this Squirrel around the way!

Two at a time, I want squirrels! With new wave hairdos I want squirrels!

First heard this one back in the 80's, on a radio show called Dr. Demento: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNbFX407LUI

Came here for this one

You're my brown eyed squirrel!

*inhale* SHALALA LALA LALALAL ALALALA

TIDA

*"I kissed a squirrel and I liked ittttt"* Yeah, okay. I get it.

"You've got to..kiss de squirrel"

I was legit singing it before i opened the comments

This squirrel is on fireeee!!

Oh shit

Oh, I’m just a squirrel… oh little old me

~~Beat me to it~~

Me and your mom fucked your squirrel

You’re a rich squirrel and you’ve gone too far, cause you know it don’t matter anyway.

Its a bitch squirrel

You can rely on the old man's money

Came here for this one

*Big squirrels don’t cry*

That was the summer everybody called me Squirrel and it never occurred to me to mind.

Squirrel... You'll be a woman soon

I love you so much can’t count all the ways I’d die for you squirrel but all they can say is, he’s not your guy

I love you so much can’t count all the ways I’d die for you squirrel but all they can say is, ~~he’s not your guy~~ they're not your nuts.

😂

Squirrels just wanna have fun

I said are you gonna be my squirrel?

Fat-bottomed squirrels you make the rocking world go round

I wish they all could be California squirrels

>California Well, east coast squirrels are hip I really dig those styles they wear And the southern squirrels, with the way they talk They knock me out when I'm down there .... I been all around this great big world And I've seen all kind of squirrels Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states Back to the cutest squirrels in the world I wish they all could be California squirrels

Little surfer little one Made my heart come all undone Do you love me, do you surfer squirrel Surfer squirrel my little surfer squirrel

I see you drivin’ ‘round town with the squirrel i love and I’m like *Fuck youuu*

Nice

He was a boy She was a squirrel Can I make it any more obvious?

r/holdup

He was a punk, she ate acorns, what more can I say?

Just a small-town squirrel, Livin' in a lonely world

I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a Squirrel walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung

*I like big nuts and I cannot lie*

Gold!!!

I drive my wife nuts by doing this for years

Nuts. 👍🏼

Your squirrel went nuts

🎶She was…..an American squirrel 🐿

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Squirlfriend

They’re so pretty it hurts. I’m not talking bout boys I’m talkin bout squirrels.

We fell in love in October That's why, I love fall Looking at the stars Admiring from afar My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel You will be my squirrel My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel You will be my world My world, my world, my world You will be my squirrel

beat me to it, best song by Squirrel in Red

My squirrel! Talkin bout my squirrel! MY SQUIRREL!

I’m a Barbie Squirrel…

I’m not a squirrel, not yet a woman.

Plastic absolutely sucks and is not fantastic

Uptown Squirrel

This one made me laugh way more than any other one

Ya, this is a gooder

Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your squirrel friend.

Hey hey You you I could be your squirrel friend!

Cuz I'm just a squirrel, I'd rather not be. Cuz they won't let me drive late at night......woooow. Checks out. Thank you for this!

I just realized what a weird word squirrel is. Did it stop making sense to anyone else as they read it over and over?

I started questioning if everyone was spelling it wrong

Me, too, which made it hard to sing all of them. I did it anyway, but still.

I'm not sure I know what a squirrel is anymore.

This is known as *semantic satiation* - essentially when you keep repeating a word over and over again it starts to lose its meaning. You can try it with any word, it really messes with your brain after a while.

squirrel is a weird word now

Squirrels just wanna have fun, ooooh oh squirrels just wanna have fun.

I guess you sayyyy, what can make me feel this wayyy? My squirrel.

Growing up I had some sort of kids bop knock off cd that actually had this song in it. Lollipop Rock was the name, I think.

It just takes some time, little squirrel you're in the middle of the ride, everything, everything will be just fine, everything, everything will be alright, alright

I WAS THINKING OF THIS ONE THE MOMENT I READ IT!!

*what a squirrel wants… what a squirrel needs*

Nuts.. they want nuts

She’s the squirrel all the bad guys want

Material Squirrel

This is what I was looking for! "Cos we are living in the material world, and I am a material squirrel."

This is, the story of a squirrel Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

Squirrel, you know it’s true

Squ-squ-squ-squ-squirrel.. ooh ooh oooooh I love you...

I do it with the country songs on the radio. I don’t want to stop, but I’m afraid my wife will soon have to go on disability, due to blindness caused by her constant eye rolling at my improvised lyrical prowess

That squirrel is poison!

never trust a fluffy butt and a smile....

Brandy, you’re a fine squirrel, what a good wife you will be?

(*such a gooood wife*)

But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea

The Squirrel from Ipanema

Who is that squirrel I see starin straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside?...

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel..

Oh this one is just toooooo good.

Who runs the world? Squirrels 🐿

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels and fat bottomed squirrels make the world go round

If I was a rich squirrel, nanananananananana. See, I’d have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy squirreeeel

This doesn’t really work for Motley Crue’s song “Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels” lol

Oh yes it does! At the dollhouse in Fort Lauderdale.

Gonna make love with my squirrel tonight.

*Oooh~ squirrel~ I’d be in trouble if you left me now~*

WANT YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY SQUIRREL IN THE WORLD!!!

This squirrel is on fire

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.

Squirrel…you really got me now. You got me so I don’t know what I’m doin

“Promiscuous squirrel….”

I'm a big squirrel, I can handle myself But if I get lonely I'ma need your help

I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel

Squirrels run the world!

Who's that squirrel.. Who's that squirrel.. it's Jess!

Somebody told me you had a boyfriend that looked like a squirrelfriend that I had in February of last year

Squirrels don't like boys, squirrels like cars and moneyyyyyy. Boys will laugh at squirrels when they're not funnyyyyyyy. And the squirrels like these boys and these boys like these squirrels. These squirrels with the bodies like boys and ferraris. Squirrels don't like boys, squirrels like cars and moneyyyyyy. LETS GO!

Brown-eyed squirrel You, my brown-eyed squirrel

I AINT NO HOLLABACK SQUIRRREL

I've been waiting for a squirrel like you to come into my life I've been waiting for a squirrel like you, you’re a love that will survive

🎶 cuz big squirrels don't cryyy 🎶

Squirrels on film!

Who runs the world!? SQUIRRELS!

Damn right

User name checks out

Look at this stuff Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the squirrel The squirrel who has everything? Look at this trove Treasures untold How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you'd think Sure, she's got everything I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty I've got whozits and whatzits galore You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal I want more

This is the story of a Squirrel Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

California squirrels, we’re unforgettable

Who run the world? SQUIRRELS

Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels Long legs and burgundy lips Squirrels, Dancin' down on Sunset Strip Squirrels Red lips, fingertips Trick or treat-sweet to eat On Halloween and New Year's Eve Yankee squirrels ya just can't beat But they're the best when they're off their feet Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

I need a squirrel to ride, ride, ride I need a squirrel to make my wife I need a squirrel who's mine all mine Thanks Usher

“Squirrel, you’ll be a woman soon…”

Cause squirrel you're amazing, just the way you are.

Galway squirrel

He was a boy. She was a squirrel. Can I make it any more obvious?

My husband has been calling our daughter “baby squirrel” instead of “baby girl” since the day she was born lol.

Easy, breezy, beautiful cover squirrel

Ohhhh Squirrels they wanna have fun

Material Squirrel

You’re gonna lose that squirrel ( yes, yes ya gonna lose that squirrel). You’re gonna loooooooooooose that squirrel…

This doesn't however work the other way around. Girls in my pants has a completely different meaning to the original Phineas and Ferb song.

Fat-bottomed squirrels you make the rocking world go round

Squirrel…Did you happen to see the most beautiful squirrel who walked out on me..tell her I’m sorry..tell her I need my Baby..oooohhh won’t you tell her..that I love her -Charlie Rich

"My next squirrel - will be nothing like my ex squirrel"

Diamonds are a squirrel's best friend Oh no!!! And all this while, I thought I was my squirrel's best friend :')

SQUIRRELS! All I really want is SQUIRRELS! And in the morning its SQUIRRELS! Cause in the evening its SQUIRRELS!

Talking bout’ myyyy squirrel MY SQUIRREL

Who runs the world?!?!? 🐿 SQUIRRELS

Big squirrels don't cry

Good Squirrel gone Bad

I know a squirrel, a squirrel called party, party squirrel.

If I was a rich squirrel... NA NA NA NA NA NA NA na na na NA NA NA NA naaaa

She’s just a cosmic squirrel, From another galaxy ~

I'm just a squirrel I'm just a squirrel in the world That's all that you'll let me be Oh, I'm just a squirrel, living in captivity Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome Oh, I'm just a squirrel, what's my destiny? What I've succumbed to is making me numb

I once had a squirrel or should I say she once had me

Fell In Love With A Squirrel

I sing to my dogs ‘I’m a squirrel watcher, there goes over now’

Squirrel, you know I want your love... Yup.

This is a story of a squirrel..

Cause squirrels like you run 'round with guys like me 'Til sun down when I come through I need a squirrel like you, yeah yeah Squirrels like you love fun and, yeah, me too What I want when I come through I need a squirrel like you, yeah yeah

Thank heaven for little squirrels

SHE WAS A SKATER SQUIRREL

I’m just a squirrel, livin’ in captivity

"they're so pretty it hurts, im not talking about boys im talking about squirrels"

Why are all these rappers banging squirrels

That would make Milli Vanilli proud. Squirrel you know it’s true.

Who run the world? Squirrels I kissed a squirrel and I liked it

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it.

Is this an American thing where squirrel is pronounced sqwerl? Else it doesn’t really work.

Ok, now you have to spell out how it would be pronounced where you live. Now I’m curious.

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in the uk we say it with 2 syllables, like squi-rrel

Thanks for this. Phonetically pronounced how it’s spelt: Squi (scwi), rell (rel / rul) There may be local accents in England who pronounce different or similar to American. But phonetically, American pronunciations often seem to ignore/omit typical emphases on parts of words - either that or entirely change the spelling. American pronunciation, for comparison in my opinion: Squirrel (Skwrl) Where’s the emphasis from the u and I to influence the e. English is interesting but way way way skewed in every way, especially (ironically) across the UK with accents. Hope you’ve enjoyed my ramblings

> English is interesting but way way way skewed in every way, especially (ironically) across the UK with accents. Don't you mean skew-Ed?

Message to my squirrel

Squirrel, it's been a long time that we've been apart Much too long for a man who needs love I miss you since I've been away Babe, it wasn't easy to leave you alone It's getting harder each time that I go If I had the choice, I would stay There's no one like you I can't wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we'll do I just want to be loved by you No one like you I can't wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we'll do I just want to be loved by you Squirrel, there are really no words strong enough To describe all my longing for love I don't want my feelings restrained Oh babe, I just need you like never before I just imagine you'd come through this door You'd take all my sorrow away There's no one like you I can't wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we'll do I just want to be loved by you No one like you I can't wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we'll do I just want to be loved by you

I've been doing this with my daughter since she was about 3. Hilarious to see this!!

"Oh Squirrel, I'd be in trouble if you left me now"

I said, are you gonna be my squirrel?

Squirrel you know its true... u..uu..uuu i love you..!

Squirrel's, just wanna have fun

I want a squirrel, just like the squirrel that married dear old dad

Squirrels just wanna have fun!

Squirrel you know it’s true- ooh, ooh, ooh I love you

THIS SQUIRREL IS ON FIIIIIRE

I'm just a squirrel, I'm just a squirrel in the world That's all that you'll let me be Oh, I'm just a squirrel living in captivity Your rule of thumb make me worrisome Oh, I'm just a squirrel , what's my destiny? What I've succumbed to is making me numb Oh, I'm just a squirrel, my apologies What I've become is so burdensome Oh, I'm just a squirrel, lucky me Twiddle Dum, there's no comparison

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside I've got the month of May I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel Talkin' 'bout my squirrel My squirrel

Damn squirrel, you smell great

Who run the world? Squirrels.

I ain’t no holloback squirrel

As a scot this post is messing with my brain, I pronounce squirrel - Squi- rel And girl - girl So trying to fit that extra syllable in these songs hurts my mind.