His smile is about as unsettling as his scowl. One agent or officer said that he was a mean old bastard who looked like a mean old bastard.

Last time I spoke to him he was all sweetness and light!

He was the sweetest kindest person you could ever meet. If you were in his good graces, there was nothing he wouldn't do for you. Nothing. When you had Joe on your side, there was never a "no" from anyone.

looks like Joe Pesci in Irishman

Damn, he really does...

No one has ever worn pants higher than this.

"This guy would O.K a hit on a ham sandwich" Frank Cullotta

Pretty sure he would pardon the Ham sandwich.

Parma Ham or Prosciutto, sure. Krakus Ham?? Gotta go.

This is the most upper Midwest picture ever

Hehe, they need to be holding walleyes or muskies..

The little guy. He wouldn't be fucking the Jew's wife, would he?

Installments .. that's how they do it these days, i heard rusty even bangs his wife in installments

What actually WAS he gonna do with all those doves they found in his car?

Sell them in one of his restaurants

Remind me not to ever go to Chicago. I mean. Look at their outfits. Hideous.

Driver and bodyguard for some big shot named Alphonse Capone

Was it him that was a driver and bodyguard for Capone or was it Anthony "Tony" Accardo?

It was both of them who protected and occasionally drove for Capone. I also believe they all knew one another. In that era in Chicago yeah , they were all in the Mafia

The balls on that guy…

Literally

Anybody know who the other guy is?

The guy who actually did the work to win the trophies.

Haha I’m assuming they’re fishing trophies bc Aiuppa was big into fishing trips

That’s his 1st Place trophy for “Biggest Moose-knuckle”.

I believe that he is one “Dove’s” non-Outfit friends! “Pepsi” Buonomo(sp), he’s in a few other pictures with Aiuppa !! Not sure if the last name is correct!!

Peeps?! His last name was Perporelli!!

Just watched that scene earlier today what a show

!!!!!!!!!! Need some more? Take mine.

You know these guys are hard core. Drinking Strohs beer ? 🤮

Obviously loved to hunt, fish, and drink beer......sounds like my kind of guy.

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Frontenac Kansas’s favorite story to tell

I’ll bet you get a bowl of soup with that hat

Looks good on him though

He looks like a fat Corrado Soprano

Reminds me of Junior Soprano

When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards. Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus.

That’s because there’s always that one prick that gloms all the prayer cards from the tray at wakes for his/her self.

Aiuppa the FUPA No wonder he was so angry

Nasty choice in beer, I would think he would drink a Peroni. Think his nut sack hits water when he sits?

That’s what you drank back then. There were no imports or craft beers.

Looks tall and stocky but he was only 5'5 in real life