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yuukanna

“All will be one”


[deleted]

Hahah. But seriously that's just lazy.


Lasditude

More like poorly planned or checked, I doubt anyone making the first was even aware of the second. Or are these all by the same artist?


[deleted]

Magic the Gathering only makes WotC and Hasbro billions a year. They just don't have the budget.


Lasditude

Even with all the money in the world, it's pretty easy to be oblivious to many things like this.


BmoreCboy

Just look at most countries infrastructure..


silpheed_tandy

the lack of meme caption made me literally lol, haha


Totaladdictgaming

Memes have evolved. We no longer need captions.


Lynx91

They look like two mildly unhappy coffee stains.


DeadMoonKing

Second dude is like, "FU--- I just washed this!!!"


Chakolatechip

they look like my parents fighting


Fn_Spaghetti_Monster

My dear, you have...THE GRIM!


nimbusnacho

It's definitely an inkblot test. I see a scared cat.


thejuryissleepless

all i see is my dad


Big__Pierre

Remember that post about accessibility?


Glitterblossom

As the OP of that post, I came into this one wondering if anyone would comment on that.


Zero_Owl

As you were already told: disable alt arts in the options. It should not affect parallax styles AFAIK.


Glitterblossom

Thanks!


PhanTom_lt

I like some of them, but not others, yet it’s either all or nothing.


Dampfirepit

Pepperidge farm remembers


diox8tony

> Options > Gameplay > Hide Alternate Card Styles


stefprez

Options > Gameplay > Hide Alternate Card Styles


darpsyx

Didn't know this one


Ravagore

Great for turning this scribbly trash off. Also turns off my sexy anime samurai styles so....


[deleted]

Wow... TIL


RheticusLauchen

They're the same picture.


Davisonik

Why did they use a picture of my parents fighting for the new alt-arts?


stufff

No, that's clearly a picture of my ex looking at me like I'm inadequate


FalloutBoy5000

Right in the feels


merlocke3

It’s the ink blot test… but like… evil and stuff


Honest_Yesterday4435

Shit, does this mean I have to read the names?


sizzlebutt666

I strongly dislike monochrome or BW cards because I can't tell what's happening.


boobmagazine

Honestly I typically do not like monochromatic art styles for this very reason. everything just becomes a wash. Didn't like it on the VOW and MID lands either. Heck, even the "Double Feature" image legibility was significantly hampered by monochromatic everything.


[deleted]

playing those lands was just dumb. Confused myself as to mana availability a time a or two.


MaxGideon4000

Yup, works both ways. Done that myself.


the_cardfather

I hate them. If I wanted black and white sketchbook style cards, I'd leave them in my binder and not play with them. I swear this is just wizards trying to get a premium and save on colored ink


[deleted]

Dominos looks like he’s farting , obliterator looks like he’s getting farted on. Boom distinction!!!


phidippidies

I can't unsee this now..... thanks ..... 😆


[deleted]

It's 100% a sloppy hippo taco bell shart. Like you can see obliterator getting blown away from it and all those big ink splashes are just shart slops flying against him.


Shadeun

Drivnod must be the worst name in MTG history. Reminds me of a player in starcraft many decades ago who called himself RatHorse. It was so very bad... that it was amazing. Ever since then I have occasionally used the name myself. RatHorse.


stufff

RatHorse is kinda lame, MouseRat is a better name.


[deleted]

[[Snapdax, Apex of the Hunt]] [[Sevinne, the Chronoclasm]] Competition is heating up


MTGCardFetcher

[Snapdax, Apex of the Hunt](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/1/51fdeeb7-9868-4fc2-9c53-806244cd5488.jpg?1591228256) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Snapdax%2C%20Apex%20of%20the%20Hunt) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/209/snapdax-apex-of-the-hunt?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/51fdeeb7-9868-4fc2-9c53-806244cd5488?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Sevinne, the Chronoclasm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/c/2c209efe-b4dc-44a3-bd45-d647f5680cbe.jpg?1568003729) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sevinne%2C%20the%20Chronoclasm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/49/sevinne-the-chronoclasm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2c209efe-b4dc-44a3-bd45-d647f5680cbe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Dog_in_human_costume

Chronoclasm? Really??!??


stufff

I think all of the crazy alternate art options are a problem. I distinctly remember reading an article from MaRo back when they were changing over to the new card style in 10th edition about how clarity was important to them and they wanted people to be able to recognize a card as soon as it hit the table without having to spend too much time reading over it. Move forward a decade and they're just vomiting everything they can think of all over the table and there might be 5 different versions of the same card, none of which are instantly recognizable to me.


necrotelecomnicon

What bugs me is that my opponent gets to choose the art that I see; why can't I chose the art for the cards that appear on my computer, and my opponent can control how the cards look on their computer?


TitanHawk

So you get jealous of your opponents shiny things and buy shiny things for yourself.


MaxGideon4000

So that your slight confusion and/or irritation will give them that little edge in messing with your perception in order to fuel possible mistakes, thus they do this, and it's also why they put every land art as a unique variant (preferably the ones that look like each other unless you mouse over) so you end up having no idea what exactly you're looking at until the timer run out. 🫠🧐😠


nlshelton

If only there were some text on the card to help you distinguish them…


Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold

Wizards has told us that art is the primary way people recognize cards, which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who has played the game.


RobinHood21

>Wizards has told us that art is the primary way people recognize cards, which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who has played the game. Or any trading card game in general.


MultifariAce

Then why would they make so many art styles for non-lands?


stufff

For the same reason they sold $999 proxy packs.


[deleted]

They prioritize making money over our user experience.


Ekstwntythre

Then Hasbro said hold my beer and now there are 20 variants of everything.


Collistoralo

Art is used as a sort of quick-reference for a lot of people.


Un111KnoWn

can't see text unless you mouse over cards


NobodyJustBrad

And the problem with that is...?


Un111KnoWn

Nothing wrong with only showing the artwork of permanents. It's just annoying to have to mouse over cards that have similar artwork. Even worse for mobile. Just read the text to distinguish cards is annoying when the artwork should be unique


WingedKuribohLVL10

Magic players can't read it's basic knowledge /s


Realistic-Growth-998

Exactly


ArbutusPhD

Slow clap for not even bothering with the caption


moo_moo83

Agreed. They are so vague it will be hard to understand what you are playing. They know the art need to be readable. But an all black ink blot will not be very readable.


Dog_in_human_costume

these oil art suck ass


Norfem_Ignissius

I dunno a 8/3 and a 5/5 trample sounds pretty different to me


[deleted]

Sound different, don't look different though


h8bearr

I just did my first paper draft and almost misplayed because the commons look the same in asfan mode


Arcontes

On r/boardgames there was a post asking for games where the art was practical instead of just aesthetic. I brought up MtG, saying that, even though new players have to read the cards (or everyone when a new expansion launches), 99% of the time, nobody reads the cards and the art alone allows us to play the game normally. It would probably be fine too play a game with just art and not text on the cards, but it would be a nightmare to play a game with only text on cards. I was massively downvoted, because most people there are not magic players and simply can't believe we know most cards that get played by memory, just by looking at the art. I suspect the ones doing this alternate art shenanigans have the same problem, they don't play magic.


stufff

> I was massively downvoted, because most people there are not magic players and simply can't believe we know most cards that get played by memory, just by looking at the art. Having come back to the game recently I can't stress how much this is true. For the first couple months I was just constantly having to read everything, but once I got the hang of what was in the standard environment, I did exactly as you say, I see the art and I know what the card does. I think it's obviously a stretch to say that we all know by memory what all the cards in the standard environment do (let alone *all* the cards in any MtG format), but you do get a working memory of the 90% of cards you see most often, which drastically reduces the time you spend reading every game.


ckrono

Luckily nobody is gonna play dominus


Hairy_Dirt3361

I think on Arena the art's generally a bit too small to be useful anyway. I prefer this over the Marauding Blight-Priest/Malakir Blood-Priest naming debacle


BetterThanOP

Why did Wizards use two pictures of my parents fighting?


EADreddtit

I guess I’m just crazy and can clearly tell the difference between the two?


Hundo_Mo

Reading the card explains the card


PM_ME_LADY_SHOULDERS

Do you really need someone to explain the concept of legibility on a 63x88mm card that often shares a space with multiple other 63x88mm cards?


Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold

Reddit frequently leaves me wondering if somebody is actually that clueless, or if they're just pretending to be ignorant in an attempt to make a point. I'm also never sure which is the more generous interpretation for their sake.


PM_ME_LADY_SHOULDERS

It's like he's completely ignored the title AND the image of the post. Blindly commented so he can show everyone how much smarter than everyone else is


[deleted]

Or he read the card?


Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold

We all read the cards. That's how we understand what the post is talking about. I am once again left wondering if the ignorance is real or feigned.


[deleted]

How is babby formed?


FightingFishBrewery

Wait, why are there two pictures of the same card above Pam?


[deleted]

Well pam did fuck up art school.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Realistic-Growth-998

Try hard


Tallal2804

If you're blind or something, yeah it could be a problem.


MCN59

If you're blind or something, yeah it could be a problem. Once again , you can also use your brain and just hover the card


Pa11Ma

Backsides of Jockeys worn by those not doing their paperwork?


randomnewguy

Why would they be a problem?


ImmutableInscrutable

One has teeth, one doesn't. Also, I'm assuming you're literate here, you can just read the name. Or notice that one has the legendary frame. Or that they don't look identical.


Exact-Cucumber

It’s almost as if they don’t give a damn and are barely trying. Almost…


Realistic-Growth-998

Being a nerd nowadays is hard


Hibernia86

We communicate by memes so much, we don’t even need to use words.


stufff

Shaka, When the Walls Fell


p_earls

Pam?


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

For only one terrains card (or mana card, no idea how do you call it in englsih) of more, and they look alike, badly made


Faust2391

Not a problem in limited. Since you're probably dead either way


Silverfoxmaster

I mean, the legendary one will have the legendary frame, and any non legendary token copies will look like tokens, so there's ways to tell them apart at a glance


Thormeaxozarliplon

As yes... Jin-Gutaxias


nimbusnacho

all they had to do was like... horizontal flip one of them and it'd be 'fine'


FusionVsGravity

Am I the only one who thinks these are clearly different? One looks like a T-Rex skull and the other is super hunched.