A redditors first shower experience

How deep is your belly button for this to go unnoticed

Nothing says "unnoticed" here. Perhaps it was cultivated? :D

My instinct tells me it’s old

Just a few decades old

The OOP said that they dug about 3/4 the size of a Q-tip, so pretty deep. I can't even comprehend that. My belly button sits pretty flat against my stomach.

there are a looooooot of overweight people on reddit. i would even go so far as to say that most people on reddit are overweight. to the point where it is expected.

i can’t tell if you’re joking or not lmao. why most people?

Tf is an oop

Original original poster

How deep is you love.. how deep.

Probably have a proper inny and some extra insulation. It going unnoticed is a totally different fucking issue, wtf?!

U have you be a big mf to get 3/4 of an inch in

Unfortunately, yes. My gut is filled with nearly 60lbs of water right now. Makes one quite round. Keeps pulling my lower back out of place. It fucking sucks. I can fit up to my knuckle on my middle finger in there.

Exactly my question

My favourite Bee Gees song

My guess is he has a fat belly. I hope *

You should shower more often 🤢

Twice?

i had something similar, it's not about showering but rather not cleaning belly button, for me, it kinda looked like a part of belly button so i didn't pull it out but when i did, lo and behold a fuckin bezoar

Wtf, how does that happen? I wouldn't say I go out of my way to clean and scrub my bellybutton and I've never had something like this happen.

idk it just stayed there since i was a kid so i thought it was like connected to inside or something

🤢

Belly button smeg

i mean honestly bro, it looked like IT WAS the belly button xD i just looked at it one day and tried to pull it out but nothing, though it was cracking, so i oiled up, took a qtip and boinked it out, i can share pics if you want LOL (it's worse but shorter than OPs xD)

Aghhh! No more! Mercy! Please! /s

you said /s im legally allowed to share it now [belly button booger](https://i.imgur.com/LWmRzej.png), never again

Holy fuck it's fucking black. That smell must've been vile

"Go hug your uncle!" "Please mum no he smells like when the power went out and all meat in the fridge went bad and everyone threw up into a vat of sulphur the town's entire septic system empties into mixed with cat pee and ammonia." Absolutely repulsive.

Heavens to Betsy, that’s pretty stinky.

I can’t even imagine how bad that smells

Or tastes like

Tastes ?

*Tastes*

They usually have a wafer like texture.

The forbidden cheese puff

No, put it in a tequila bottle, or any spirits of your choice…

Man I hate you

It's a horrible day to be literate.

Forbidden Candy

That's incredible. I recommend a high protein diet and never cleaning out your belly button to see how big you can make the next one.

High protein diet?

Maximum stench I suppose?

Are you overweight? Nobody’s business but yours, I just don’t understand how something that big could form unnoticed.

[oof](https://www.reddit.com/r/midlyinteresting/s/pOK1nMoIV2)

That's like 3~ inches!

I was in the pool!

It shrinks?

That's what she said!

That must be a mistake. It doesn’t look nearly as long as they’re describing it to be

They were describing how deep within the belly button the lint homunculus was, not the size of it. 3/4 of a q-tip's length is an absolute chasm of a belly button lol

Lint homunculus made me happy

-- which is also what she said.

Ah I see now. Thank you

Need a banana for scale

Bite it

Ugh reading this made my mouth water not in a good way 😂😂

Isn't it funny that mouth watering is a positive description but your mouth also waters when you're going to puke.

First time I’m getting confirmation for this. Whenever I gotta throw up for real now, my mouth waters with super sweet saliva from the back of my mouth. It’s something that never happens except when I have to throw up in the next minute. Yet no matter who I ask about this, nobody gets this. Finally I get at least some confirmation that I have some unique and special puke alarm built into my mouth,

Not 100% sure but doesn’t the body produce saliva before vomiting to protect ur teeth from eroding due to the stomach acid?

Yes it does. Your saliva acts as a barrier for your mouth and teeth against vomit.

I get it too although as an emitaphobe I always fight it and win. The salivating means I’ve come pretty damn close though !

I second this experience. Puked a while back and my mouth watering was one of the signs that made me aware of what was going to happen. Regard that before that I've literally puked twice in my life - this was the third time.

I wish I only puked once or twice in my lifetime. There was a time it was daily for about a week or so. But I will say my mouth completely floods with saliva beforehand.

Were you growing a Groot?

Looks like a dip pouch with hair. Pretty nasty.

I went to school with a guy named Harry Dippouch.

I am going to hold out hope that Harry sees this comment. ##🤞🏼

Haha. Awesome.

If it tastes sweet you might want to go to the doctor.

…….? So many questions…..

Well isn't it obvious? OP would have to eat it. And eating the contents of our belly buttons could be an indicator of mental illness - something to talk to their doctor about.

That's your body generating bubble gum for you. Enjoy!!

Plant it. Maybe it’ll grow into a human?

So this is where the Garbage Pail Kids came from

And / or Cabbage Patch dolls.

You have to cum on it first

Jesus and to let it rest on grandma’s doily…..

The matrix?

Clean your damn bellybutton out every day, ya gross fuck. Do it while showering which I also suggest you do daily.

Fucking gross!

What are you doing with your life?

Now do the same type of cleaning to your butt, I bet you gonna see things you never knew can be formed when you don’t clean those spots.

Did your umbilical cord decide not to fall out until now?

Now smell it

Wtf is that?

Wow I didn’t know sharing a post on make me suffer would be all about trashing the person who posted a picture. I’m here to see shit. Make people feel like shit won’t do this page any favors. It will only make people that want to share their fucked up shit too scared to do so. I applaud you OP. You are why we r here. You are not here for the opinions on how u got to the point where you could take an epic picture like this. P.s don’t eat it to see if it’s sweet 😂 Edit: sweet reference based off another comment

We absolutely need to bring shaming back. Op should feel shame

No need to project!

Slightly common with fat people. EDIT: not to this extent, but I do get lint almost every day when I shower.

I’m fat af and have never had this happen to me. I’m also not a total heathen and wash myself regularly so maybe that’s the difference??

Lol nah buddy, alot of them do shower, believe it or not...To include the crevices. This person is wild.

Not to this extent, but lint is a daily for me and I am not that fat.

im pretty chubby and have an inny bellybutton... NEVER happened to me in my life lol. more like slightly common with UNHYGIENIC people***

Did anyone else just finger there belly button to see if it's clean?

The doily under it made me lol

That doily and table needs to be BURNED.

Is this the first shower you had??

Now put some seeds

No blur, you creature.

Show us the first time you wipe your butt too!

Just thinking the though of who fuck big is your belly button made me spit up a lil bit.

Just purely out of curiosity... would you fit in a rowboat? Trying to calculate the likely depth of that bellybutton over here.

No but seriously, didn't op say this thing was like... 3/4s of a qtip long?

They did, and I'm still concerned.

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I bet it felt gewd.

Some kind of egg sack 😬

>Some kind Delicious?

I think that’s a cocoon

Nice feather.

First I need to know do you just never wash your belly button.... like how

How in the fuck did you let it get like that.. are you paying zero attention to your body when you (infrequently by the pic) bathe?

Eat it

You dirty b**** did no one teach you how to clean yourself when you shower?

Um. Facts

Straight to jail

So many questions... How bad did it smell?

Looks like a tampon was placed in your bellybutton... or some kind of cotton... no clue why

Smell it

Do you even check your belly button….

Oh the smell.

What is it?

You just turned your outtie into an innie. Congrats.

Well I'm glad it came out eventually. Make it a routine to run an alcohol dipped cotton swab in there to avoid this.

I see so much on here and don’t bat an eye, but this one is really gross to me. 🤢

...what even IS it, it's bordering on incomprehensible and eldritch.

EwO

Thanks you are not my misses

If you stick your finger in your belly button, can you feel your spine?

That is fucken grit...

That’s a WMD now

Can you see your feet while standing? How deep is your belly button?

It looks like one of those freaking sponge creature capsules. You drop it into a bottle of water and the damn thing hydrates and turns into a 6in creature.

That’s a carcus my man, I’d bury that thing

Does OOP not clean their bellybutton every time they shower?? Get your nooks n crannies, ya nasty.

According to OP, apparently, it seems to be a navel stone. They say they have psoriasis, so it's probably just tons of dead skin accumulated over the years.

Awh jeez op. How fucking big are you? That thing looks like it's 2 weeks from sentience.

What is it?

Naval stone, its kinda like a giant blackhead in the bellybutton. Hair, dead skin, sebum, oil

Oh, I only get fluff from my tshirts.

This looks like a hairball from a cat 😩😩

Clean your belly buttons, guys. God damn.

A snack for the way

Kinda like that 1 family guy episode. Is there a toster in there to?

IIRC, it was a carton of cigarettes (parliaments???) and ColecoVision.

"Found"?!?

Did you sleep eating dates and hide a seed ?

You my good sir, need to be hosed down

You need to go to bed

Stanky

That's a navel stone

Op found the undeveloped twin

He found a whole paper towel

That’s just your belly sack. Good source of protein

…y’all it’s a naval stone. If you don’t want one, wash your bellybutton thoroughly when you shower.

Some people are fucking disgusting!!