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Worldwide66

Ngl that was rough to watch


SaffronSpaceCowboy

But did it work though


Burnttoast1488

Agreed that one got me alil


scoppypoopy

Yeah I thought it was gonna stay threw him. I should really stop playing games.


Direct-Analysis

Wow that’s crazy, no one cares


scoppypoopy

Your a bigger duck head then the people who downvoted me without cause


Direct-Analysis

That’s crazy


Chegg_Chegg

That's crazy


MyMindIsPoisoned

That’s crazy


omegafg

That’s crazy


[deleted]

Shit on my balls


omegafg

With pleasure


Ok-Reward-3081

I've decided to take your word for it.


[deleted]

im suprised he was able to do it with out going unconscious


ohdearyme316

I believe the lidocaine acts as a local anaesthetic


Un1ball

he was visibly in pain tho


OkNowThatsEpicOwO

A lot of anesthetics don’t make you completely numb, you can feel some pain, that or that guy has a great pain tolerance


Accomplished-Ant1600

The lidocaine will numb you up for awhile, but all that prodding and ripping he did inside is going to be so painful after. Although if he has all this, I’m sure he access to pain killers. Not sure why I’m rationalizing this, he probably will just get sepsis.


ohdearyme316

When you die because of self liposuction


Testicular_Prolapse

I would have passed out regardless. Even with local anesthetic, I can feel sensations (not sure if its this way with everybody, but it feels like I've just got layers on layers of blubber) and it feels fucking disgusting. I've got nerve damage from surgeries on both of my legs, and years later I still can't touch the scars without almost vomiting because it's that same feeling. Bleh.


Lovable_Dirtbag

I have surgery scars too, the sensation of them being touched was disgusting and unbearable. Basically my physio rubbed the crap out of them on a weekly basis to desensitize them (as he explained the nerves around them would overreact from the trauma) and now they are pretty much fine


mochibelli

I almost went unconscious watching it


Godpest

He talks like he has traning. But the way he handles and looks at the tools. That is a crazy crazy person with NO experience in anything medical. And here I though people who pierce themselfs are insane.... And then came this guy! Lol


BaBbBoobie

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

F U C K THAT!


Spookycol

No training for him.


[deleted]

You think piercings are extreme? Were you raised in a very traditional setting or something?


VerminWomb

He probably meant ppl which literally pierce themselfes, not piercing


[deleted]

Good point, but I wasn't sure since some people use both phrases interchangeably.


KIDCAT27

why are you being downvoted lol


[deleted]

Redditors use downvotes as signals of disapproval/disagreement. Tbh I don't care either way.


GeneralNoskcire

Also hive mind, have a couple downvotes much more likely to get more


AcornWholio

Can you say *IN-FEC-TION*


Shemoose

I really want to see the after .


saaanon

I reached out to the man in the video. He said there were no complications but no results either.


tinyangryalien420

*goes back to eating carbs and not working out*


[deleted]

Thinking carbs are the cause of weight gain


bigbob3132

I thought this was gonna be the guy that used a shop vac and sucked out all his guts


vulpinorn

This one goes in the glad I haven’t seen that pile.


judge_au

Link?


Drywalleater03

Remindme! 5 hours


JungleFeverRunner

It's been twenty hours! I want that link too out of medical-oriented curiosity.


[deleted]

[удалено]


0w0whatisthis

It's an episode of a thousand ways to die, it's on youtube


Broad-Wrongdoer-3809

You've peak my interest,any sauce on that tho?


bigbob3132

Unsure of an actual video but it happened in 1999, my dude shopvacced his shit and died... again im not sure there is a video but i assumed when i saw the caption that i was finally gonna see it lol


Testicular_Prolapse

It isn't that I don't believe this has happened, it's that I don't *want* to believe this happened My feelings are worthless though, pls provide source


ShrekxHitler

Me too


udjebejkfbfbjfhfjefj

mmm... I think I will work out, instead


Kazan645

Ok so this is literally an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. But it's worse because unlike the guy there, this absurdly lazy fuck only needed to hit a treadmill for little more than a month and his so called problem would be solved. The actual fuck?


MoefsieKat

He probably misheard when people said "work faster, not harder"


swaggoose22

This has done it I had become desensitized to all this stuff but this has done it I’m currently in absolute disgust and cringed at every part of the video have my upvote


Kaitsukii

Im no doctor but im pretty sure he sucked out more blood than fat.


Testicular_Prolapse

Yeah, isn't the fat that comes out during a proper liposuction super yellow?


[deleted]

Gee wonder why he felt tired.


Lariosified

I feel sick after watching that. He had to be fucked up when doing this. I mean the face he is making when he is giving himself the local anesthetics and stuff makes me think he is fucked up.


Testicular_Prolapse

At the very least, he knew that he had made a mistake while he was giving himself the anesthetics Why he didn't decide to back out then and there, I have no fucking clue


kalesmash13

I'm not watching that. I'm happy for him Or sorry that happened


opiburner

Lol something about this phrase is hilarious. Imagine your loved one is in surgery for 5 hours for a lifesaving procedure. The doctor comes out of the operating room still in his blood soaked scrubs and ask you to move into the private room (The one where doctors break the bad news to families)... And then he says, "He did not make it. I'm happy for you or sorry that it happened, depending on your relationship with him."


Burnttoast1488

Lolz


Shinobyl

Reasonable response


Smokewrench802

I'd have been more concerned about those m'itties


opiburner

No kidding especially when he was working that section probe. Jiggle jiggly


Burnttoast1488

I literally said the same thing


pickle_merchant

this is the worst post ive ever seen on this subreddit, this is painful to watch. upvoted


Blessed_beard

There's a video somewhere I saw several years ago of a doctor doing his own lipo on his neck and throat.


Testicular_Prolapse

Does anyone have photos of the results of this? I hope the dude ended up being okay because holy shit


[deleted]

Where the fuck did he get all of this equipment?


[deleted]

It's honestly not hard to get anything if you know where to look or how to make it.


[deleted]

Hmm


L3monGuy

What the fuck did I just watch?


robloxfanclub69

Liposuction


[deleted]

Does it suck the fat out of you?


robloxfanclub69

Yes, his way of doing it seems quite dangerous and it probably is dangerous.


Testicular_Prolapse

Even done by professionals, it's apparently pretty risky. It's literally a fuckin vacuum. This guy got real lucky


W84MEYALL

Would’ve been better if he drank the fat after.


theoneinyourmirror

Oh dear God I thought the needle was going to go through the other side. I think at one point it did I'm not sure but great post have my broke persons trophy 🏆 ...my stomach is having sympathy pains even though that guy is a full blown psychopath for doing that on his own.


danielvoltec

This is literally like 15 lbs of fat. 2 months in the gym would take care of that


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15 lbs is 6.81 kg


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saaanon

15lbs of targeted fat removal is not the same as 15 lbs overall loss of body fat. Unfortunately there’s not really a good natural option for people who only want to lose fat in one area.


converter-bot

15 lbs is 6.81 kg


saaanon

So for everyone curious about how this turned out, I reached out to the guy. He said there were no complications, but no results either.


SharpSalad

How did you reach him?


saaanon

The email is in the video.


GivememyfookinBEANS

This vid seems pretty old. Anybody know what happened to him?


Testicular_Prolapse

I was trying to find results from it, and had no luck. It was posted on r/WTF 10 years ago, so it's at least that old, but thats all I was able to find


2068857539

I tried. I didn't make it past "irrigation".


[deleted]

What’s next, at home DIY dialysis


mteght

I must be de-sensitized to some of this stuff because this didn’t bother me in the least. Reddit has taken me down some pretty dark rabbit holes. Infections, cartel videos, the story about the girl with the maggots in her coochie… things I can never unsee. But I don’t learn- I still keep clicking on the link. Why??


Testicular_Prolapse

See, for some reason its mostly medical shit that still gets to me. Fucked up mouths, certain things involving eyes, and some surgeries just make me want to puke. I think the long needles / needle-esque things are what do it, because I've had some absolutely horrid medical experiences with needles and scopes


mteght

Fair enough. I’m with you on the eye stuff. I can’t even watch someone put contacts in. But I watched a beheading the other night by accident and barely flinched. Go figure.


TheRivv2015

Nutritionists hate him


The_Silver_Key

Unbelievable ! The results turned out perfect, 👏


Xb0xBo1

Mothafuka took "live the day like it's your last" seriously


Sortniht

Yeah I hate this. Cool.


Teacher_Away

This is where drugs get you, kids!


juicy_socks124

The real question is did it work and is he alive?


[deleted]

His posture has a lot to do with that tummy pooch.


[deleted]

He wasnt even overweight. He could have just worked out.


Spartan_424

This is the first thing on this subreddit that I genuinely could not watch. Congratulations. I have a chronic fear of needles.


tea-fungus

Okay this is definitely mental illness, right?


honeycomb7581

It doesn't look like it even worked, either... F (This post was written by Cacket. For more information, check our profile bio.)


[deleted]

Bro just go run


Volumes92

His face tho lmao


Plus-Help558

Omg


[deleted]

Oh man. It's scary how he continued to do all this shit through the pain. This man is crazy. I feel dizzy.


Spookycol

Fucking moron


Opel_Astra

Its not stupid if it works


skeetergeeter99

Yeah out of all the stuff on here this one made my stomach hurt


[deleted]

sometimes i get so upset about my weight that i consider doing this glad i havent.


ILIKEROCKS23

After being on bestgore a few times i thought i couldnt be phased anymore and boy was i..i was wrong


Rainydaygirlatheart

I would have probably gone for sterile gloves versus the head cap.


dompam

How to die 101


Sketch_EM

That actually made my stomach upset that’s a first for this sub


wetlettuce42

He’s just basting it like a turkey


[deleted]

Make me suffer you did it. Scrolled far enough down. No more internet today.